Category Archives: Theocrats

Cindy Jacobs and The Spanish Word of the Day Calendar Save Us From North Korea, for Jeebus

Hold the presses! Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs, nasally brays and interrupts the panel during the Potato Slop Maven’s Grifting Hour to give us the breaking news from Gawd, live and on the spot! … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it’s been a while since we checked in with our old pal Todd Starnes. You know the smarmy, awe-shucks, olde-timey, Elmer Gantry wanna-be grifter who uses every chance to push one of his books. … Continue reading

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Mike Pence and the Great Void of Space

Mike Pence, a man with so much sawdust between the ears that termites salivate when he walks into a room, had sumpin’ to say about Space Exploration: "Under President Donald Trump, American security will be as dominant in the heavens … Continue reading

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Disclaimer Du Jour

Just in case you were wondering, fellas, Coach Dave is not a ‘mo: Methinks the coach doth protest too much.

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Happy Hour News Briefs

News That Will Drive You to Drink The Frosted Tips Twins are back to explain to us that the ‘mos are not discriminated against, it’s the Xristians who are the true victims: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment … Continue reading

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Angel in the streets, Demon in the sheets

I must be doing something wrong: I understand you can get a shot at the clinic for that, but that kind of STUPID is incurable.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Low-rent Islamaphobe and right-wingnut pundit Eric Rush writes… The Insincere Call for Calmer Rhetoric The tension was almost palpable on the part of liberal and conservative politicos and pundits in the hours prior to James Hodgkinson … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We got breaking news from the smarmy, gee-shucks, low-rent Elmer Gantry, Todd Starnes! Let’s hear it from the horse’s mouth (or other orafices south of that): He’s gonna make radio great again, by hawking his book … Continue reading

Posted in Death of the Media, Fox News, media, Talentless Hacks, Theocrats, Todd Starnes | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, who’s fomenting revolution today? Why, look! It‘s our old pals the Frosted Tip Twins: Bloodshed is coming to America, and it won’t be a response to oppression but the result of aggression – against God … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave went to a Gay Pride March… …and came back to declare holy war. Why? Because the ‘mos sang Jeebus Loves Me. “You ain’t got any idea of the war that’s raging … Continue reading

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