Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Some Q&A from the Xristian Xrazy World Magazine (emphasis mine): Q: The political left certainly has a lot to answer for, but what about the responsibility of Christian leaders? When Barack Obama made untruthful claims, he … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs POTUS Shield is claiming victory (or maybe responsibility) for Notorious RBG’s death: It was four years ago that I prophesied the way Trump would win and the emphasis on the Supreme Court. I declared then that … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey, fellow Debbil worshipers, Jim Bakker is onto us! Jim Bakker says that Christians must vote their faith in this election because the other side is "voting for their faith, and their faith is Satan worship." … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Denial

Noted cuck-fetishist/sex fiend for Jeebus, Jerry Falwell says he did not endorse Candidate Stupid in the 2016 Goat Rodeo because he was being blackmailed by Lord Damp Nut, you know to keep some  photos of his wife from being published, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We have a new theocrat, kids, and this one has some powerful Jeebus-fu! She manages to get bullshit, Jeebus, Name-calling, and Trump in under a minute, and somehow make it scriptural! “That’s Not Scriptural®” — Bluegal … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Q-Spiracy theorist Mark Taylor (prophet/Firefighter) is onto us, Scissorheads: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says that anyone who votes for the Democrats is "supporting satanism, pedophilia, abortion, human and child trafficking" and is … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, dim-o-crats, Mark Taylor, Q-spiracy | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Boomers, you should sue this prophetic mook for defamation of character.

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Pandemics, Theocrats | 8 Comments

‘Are You Trying To Seduce Me, Mrs. Falwell?’

OK, if you want to feel a little more squinked-out, this is the article for you: ‘She was the aggressor’: Former Liberty student alleges sexual encounter with Becki Falwell Politico has been working on this since at least 2019, multiple … Continue reading

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And Now, We Mourn Jerry Junior’s Fall From Grace

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Falwell Quitting to Spend More Time Watching His Family, Cont.

Jerry-Junior has un-resigned! CNN: (CNN)Embattled evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. agreed to resign as Liberty University’s president Monday but withdrew his resignation when media reports about the decision emerged, the university said in a statement Monday night… After asking Falwell … Continue reading

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