Category Archives: Theocrats

We Don’t Serve Your Kind, Cont.

The fallout from the lack-of-decision from the Masterpiece Cakeshop case continues to vex the LGBTQ community. The Daily Beast tells us… But as a recently-decided Hawaii Supreme Court case should remind us, anti-LGBT groups don’t just want to make it … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Fire-fighter/Prophet (profit?) Mark Taylor prophesizes (is too a verb!) that the Russian Usurper will have more SCOTUS nominees to come, because, REASONS: “God can have a sense of humor.”  

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

In which our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave, steals one of John Belushi’s best bits. Continue reading

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What’s The Matter With Kansas This Time?

He Seems Nice: “A Republican congressional candidate [Steve Fitzgerald] in a Kansas race Democrats are targeting in November told an audience at a party meeting this month that “outside of Western civilization there is only barbarism.” Oh? “During his more-than-30-minute … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Potato slop maven Jim Bakker want us to know that once the END TIMES happens, you can trade a packet of his coffee for a brand new car, which means, I suppose, that Bakker is telling … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys! Guess what? “CHICKEN BUTT!” — No,  but close! Jesse Lee Patterson wants us to know that he, the Republican’s Uncle Ruckus, is declaring July “White History Month!” …which makes it pretty much like every … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Not that we need MORE news to drive us to the the whiskey bottle—for medicinal purposes only—but, you know: Show business. That’s Rick Wiles, really giving us the blood and soil speech, that’s straight out of … Continue reading

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Today, in Tithing News

Oops! Wingnuttia taxed the Theocrats: “Republicans have quietly imposed a new tax on churches, synagogues and other nonprofits, a little-noticed and surprising change that could cost some groups tens of thousands of dollars. “Their recent tax-code rewrite requires churches, hospitals, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s watch our old pal, Coach Dave, tell us how we can help the kidnapped children at the border. Pro tip: You don’t have to listen very long; he gets to the point! What’s got his … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Xristian Xrazy Todd Starnes sets the bar… "President Trump is not gassing children": Todd Starnes defends the Trump administration's policy of separating families at the border by declaring that critics of the policy are treasonous … Continue reading

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