Category Archives: Theocrats

You First, Buddy (Happy Hour News Briefs)

Former Republican gubernatorial candidate for Massachusetts, anti-LGBTQ theocrat Scott Lively tells us that wearing a face mask is the Mark of the Beast and if his choice is to wear a face mask or to be beheaded by “a mob … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/Prophet (self-proclaimed division)/Conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor thinks that black men are… well, hear it for yourself.   Got that? Taylor thinks Black Americans are lynching themselves, you know, to start a civil war. Jeebus weeps.

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Chris 'Sugar Lips' McDonald, Mark Taylor, racism, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Furious about SCOTUS's decision protecting LGBTQ rights, Dave Daubenmire fumes about Jews. pic.twitter.com/Jl5HIMBIdX — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 16, 2020 Got that? RGB might as well be a Muslim! Because, I guess, LGBTQ people cannot … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Coach Dave, Family Values, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As Gawd is my waitress… The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation owns shares of Apple, so naturally when so-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor was required to wear a mask when he picked up his new Apple … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And lo! A new conspiracy theory is born! Fire-fighter/prophet Mark Taylor reveals Dawg’s ineffable plan for why there are police brutality riots: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says the protests are designed to protect "the first … Continue reading

Posted in Chris 'Sugar Lips' McDonald, Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, racism, Racism, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Noted anti-Semite Rick Wiles fell for Prznint Stupid’s photo-op last night. Oh, and yes, it was just exactly a campaign stunt for the fetus-fondlers: Well, we all predicted it, don’t know why we should be shocked. … Continue reading

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Floriduh Priestess Takes Action!

Jump for Jeebus! You’d think our old pal, self-proclaimed prophet and noted weather warrior Kat Kerr would be all ye Olde Testament-y, eye-for-an-eye for killing one of Gawd’s children, and you would be wrong. She is more concerned about poor, … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Jump for Jeebus, Kat Kerr, racism, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Sentient jar of mayo, former Roy Moore Senate Campaign spokesperson, Janet (née Folger) Porter, the #1 fetus-fondler in Vanilla ISIS and grand-champion holder of the most Golden Schlaflys, endorses notable racist Rep. Stephen … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, snark, Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, War on Women | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs God told Maricela Woodall, who is the COO of Jim Bakker’s ministry, that when credit card processors cut off Bakker’s ability to receive donations, they were stealing God’s money. pic.twitter.com/hXuplYhR7r — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) May … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Notorious gawd-bothering fetus fondler, and End Times Ministry & potato slop maven Jim Bakker is having a run of bad luck: Morningside USA was supposed to be apocalypse-proof. A gated, stucco fortress in the southwest corner of Missouri’s Ozark mountains, … Continue reading

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