Category Archives: Theocrats

Supreme Court News

  Politico tells us that Jeebus wins over science in the age of the Trump-Virus Pandemic: Supreme Court lifts California worship bans prompted by coronavirus The ruling issued just before 11 p.m. ET Friday produced four separate statements by the … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Science, SCOTUS, Theocrats, War on Science | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Let’s check in with perpetually wrong Q’enthusiast firefighter-prophet (self-proclaimed division) Mark Taylor (who still has not come up with an explanation for why his prophecies have been, um, wildly off the mark, so to speak) as he … Continue reading

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Anti-LGBTQ activist Scott Lively blames Ivanka Trump for her father's tolerance of "homosexual perversion," which caused God to remove Trump from office. — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) January 28, 2021 The theocrats will always find a … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, Scott Lively, sexism, Transphobia, War on Women | 6 Comments

Take THAT, False Prophets

Guys, the theocrats are going buggy that their Savior and Lord (Damp Nut) lost, and they are turning on each other: The day after Biden was inaugurated as president, Shultz refused to apologize because he contends that God is going … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Kat Kerr, Lance Wallnau, Theocrats | 12 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

1 Million Moms The One-Million Moms (actually one Monica Cole in a Janitor’s Closet somewhere in the Death Star, er, American Family Association scold-plex) has fired up the ol’ fax machine to release her latest sex-panic about… Cadbury eggs: If … Continue reading

Posted in 1 Million Moms, Blog Against Theocracy, Homophobia, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, we need to do a wellness check in with Weather Warrior and self-proclaimed prophetess Kat Kerr, who famously prophetised (is too a wurd!) that Lord Damp Nut was going to win because Dawg Almighty told … Continue reading

Posted in Kat Kerr, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, it’s time to check in with our old pal, firefighter-prophet-grifter Mark Taylor, who it seems is turning on his follow theocrats, who aren’t, you know, theocratical enough for him: QAnon conspiracy theorist and so-called "firefighter prophet" … Continue reading

Posted in Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Crazy unkka Pat Robertson still has a few tricks up his cardigan: Regent University Names Michele Bachmann as Dean of the Robertson School of Government “…Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is a distinguished leader of national and global reputation,” … Continue reading

Posted in One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber, Pat Robertson, Theocrats | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, smarmy Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes speaks fluent bigot: Right-wing broadcaster Todd Starnes tells Christians in Georgia that they must vote in the Senate runoff election if they ever want to eat at a Chick-fil-A or visit … Continue reading

Posted in Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes | 8 Comments

Some Afternoon Stupid for the Commute?

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs, self-proclaimed prophet, is gonna be marching around the Whitey House this weekend… se7en times, she’ll rear up on her trotters and give a mighty blow: A Jericho March for … Continue reading

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, Grifters Gotta Grift, Theocrats | 10 Comments