Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Theocracy Edition)

Happy Hour News Guys, the Theocrats want you to meet your maker: Churchgoers with face masks will be removed, Tennessee pastor says. ‘I’m sick of it’ A Tennessee pastor threatened to boot mask-wearers from his Tennessee church as some places … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Let’s meet Sen. Lisa Murkowski’s TFG-endorsed, primary challenger, Kelly Tshibaka! Man, Murkowski keeps getting dealt inside-straight flushes. She’s gotta be leading a charmed life to get this babbling nutter as her primary opponent. (More at The Friendly … Continue reading

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Take the Wheel, Jeebus

The Stupid Coup These people walk amongst us (emphasis mine): A Pennsylvania woman who allegedly stormed the Capitol and told a police officer to “bring Nancy Pelosi out here now… we want to hang that fucking bitch” has filed court … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Excellent! – “White evangelicals once saw themselves ‘as the owners of mainstream American culture and morality and values.’ Now they are just another subculture.” [Pollster Robert Jones] “It’s hard to overstate the strength of this feeling, among … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, racism, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

White Identity Politics and Vaccines

This caught my eye: ‘Wasting my breath’: Southern faith leaders wary of promoting vaccines Biden administration and state officials hoped that pastors would play an outsized role in promoting Covid-19 vaccines, but many are wary of alienating their congregants and … Continue reading

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Jeebus Comes To School In Florida

The theocrats are back, baby, and bigger than ever: Fla. governor signs bill requiring moment for school prayer TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis visited a South Florida Jewish temple to denounce anti-Semitism and stand with Israel, as the … Continue reading

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Following-up With Rick Wiles

Thanks to Jesus Christ, I survived the CCP Covid genocide on American people. I will be released from the hospital later today. My breathing is returning to normal. Pneumonia defeated. The worst is over. My deepest gratitude for all the … Continue reading

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Today in Religion

I suppose this is progress of a sort? Vatican law criminalizes abuse of adults by priests, laity VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Francis has changed church law to explicitly criminalize the sexual abuse of adults by priests who abuse their … Continue reading

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Area Theocrat-Conspiracist Contracts Trump-Virus

Praise Jeebus: Conservative pastor Rick Wiles has apparently fallen ill with COVID-19 after condemning the vaccines that fight the disease, baselessly claiming they’re being used to carry out a “global genocide.” Wiles—the founder of the conspiracy-promoting TruNews website and the … Continue reading

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