Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Bill Mitchell (Thing 3? Some say!) gives us his expert legal opinion on Obstructing Congress: Bill Mitchell argues that Trump can’t be impeached for obstructing Congress because “the president’s job is *to* obstruct Congress.” pic.twitter.com/p5GNDngffT — … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, mark your calendars, it’s time for the annual Ex-Gays March! Founder Jeffrey McCall is excited that this upcoming FM will have Lou Engle as a partner. “We honor Lou Engle and all he has … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Here’s our pal Rick Wiles telling us our President-in-Exile was planning on putting conservatives into re-education/concentration camps: Now some of you might remember the context: “There’s a huge fun deficit in America,” Clinton said during remarks … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as our old pal Chris “Purty-Mouth” McDonald tells us who is really behind all the corruption in Ukraine: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!1!! IT WAS OBAMA!!1!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Cindy Jacobs, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, tells us after the fact about another communiqué she had with Almighty Dawg: “Around six months or so ago, I issued a warning that there … Continue reading

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Report: Pearl Clutchers Clutch Pearls

One Million Monicas melted down because Burger King used the D-word in one of their ads: Burger King is airing a commercial that uses profanity to advertise its Impossible Whopper – a burger made from plants instead of beef. The … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs President of the SPLC-designated hate group American Family Council, Tony Perkins (Friend of White Supremacists everywhere) says that Donald Trump is the best president Christians have ever had. No really, he says that. And we cut … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave shows us what happens when freedom of religion is only reserved to one religion. And this is why if they ever get their way and eliminate the wall between church and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink – Merry Christmas, Evangelicals Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, this is interesting: An editor for a Christian news website says he is resigning after the publication of a pro-Donald Trump editorial, saying his former employer has chosen to make a “business decision” to align … Continue reading

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The Wind Blows. So Does Trump.

Our Stable Genius makes some wind: “We’ll have an economy based on wind. I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. I’ve studied it better than anybody I know. It’s very expensive. They’re made in China and … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), snark, Theocrats | 26 Comments