Category Archives: Theocrats
One News Now: “[Refugees] are seeking asylum; they are seeking safety,” he says. “And so, I would think a preborn child is very akin to a refugee. They are simply trying to escape the persecution of an abortion-driven culture.” Consequently, … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Fact-free Todd Starnes, the guy who told us that rainbow colored Doritos is gonna make kids gay, is now complaining about fake news: “President Trump is … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Remember that time Jerry Falwell attacked the Tellytubbies because one of the genderless critters carried a purse? Yeah, well, we have a new entry in the genre! Let’s meet Reverend Keith A. Ogden who seems to … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Y’all Qaeda darling Janet (née Folger) Porter set her forced-birth agitprop to an ’80s dance beat: “They’re playing our song,” said absolutely no one.
Happy Hour News Briefs Say, you know what guys? It’s been a while since we heard from our old friend Ralph Reed, Jack Abramoff’s glabrous grifting pool boy. I wonder if our boy-on-the-take Ralph has anything to say? In recent weeks, … Continue reading
Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.
Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News Personality, smarmy Elmer-Gantry wannabe Todd Starnes is warning greater Wingnuttia that the evil libruls are comin’ fer innocent and sweet SCOTUS nominee Judge Gorsuch: …It’s only a matter of time before Democrats accuse President … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs You know, it’s been a while since we checked in with America’s favorite theocrat brothers, the totally not-gay Frosted Tip Twins! Let’s see what they have to say! Fathers matter. Sperm donors? What do you mean? … Continue reading