Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 8, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our ol’ pal Coach Dave learned a new word today: Dave Daubenmire claims that many women who have abortions are actually "breeders" who are "paid to get pregnant [and] abort the baby for satanic rituals." pic.twitter.com/QZdGat7ZHG … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Coach Dave, Forced Birth, Homophobia, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 7, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, we haven’t heard from our old pal Rev. Fishsticks in a while, I wonder what he’s up to… Mr. President, you and Jesus Christ have something in common. Politicians, lawyers, pundits, and cultural icons are … Continue reading →

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Get Off The Cross, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on November 4, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor takes some time out of his busy day to talk to the B2T podcast, and in this under-a-minute clip creates a new conspiracy theory out of whole cloth: Got that? … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, Mark Taylor, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 30, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Billy Graham’s other nutty child Ann Lotz (née Graham), you know Franklin’s sister went on the Jim Bakker Last Dayz Potato Slop Hour, and he has sumpin’ to say about The Orange Chosen One: Got that? … Continue reading →

Posted in Jim Bakker, Theocrats | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 17, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey you guys, the Xristian Xrazies are eulogizing Elijah Cummings as only they can! Which is to say, not very well. And in fact, you might say that they are doing an end-zone dance. Coach Dave … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Chris McDonald, Coach Dave, Jesse Lee Peterson, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal, Coach Dave, is going to be the keynote speaker at a fund-raiser organized by the Harrison County (Ohio) Republican Party: Harrah said committee members are honored and looking forward to the event’s keynote … Continue reading →

Posted in Coach Dave | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 9, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Pastor Paula White claims that she was ordered by God to serve as an adviser to Trump: “To say ‘no’ to President Trump would be saying ‘no’ to God, and I won’t do that.” pic.twitter.com/7Z7uH4aneT — … Continue reading →

Posted in Theocrats | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 12, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as self-described foreign policy expert and noted contributor to The Hill (¡Yet I don’t find him listed there as a contributor!), Dan Perkins, as he makes a bet: COMRADE STUPID WILL WIN 48 … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, dim-o-crats, Hillary Clinton, Theocrats | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 9, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Pat Robertson warns that God may soon send a plague on America in the form of leprosy as punishment for legal abortion. pic.twitter.com/300KRI2ttK — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 9, 2019 Pat looks like the plague … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Pat Robertson, Theocrats | 5 Comments

A Stunning Victory for Betsy Devos!

Posted on September 5, 2019 by

The Tennesseean: The students at St. Edward Catholic School in Nashville can no longer check out the popular Harry Potter book series from their school’s library. The seven-book series depicting the magical adventures of a young wizard and his friends was removed from … Continue reading →

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Blog Against Theocracy, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 24 Comments