Category Archives: Theocrats

Prznint Stupid Can Hold A Grudge

Posted on July 12, 2019 by

We continue to believe that Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest man in politics. The Hill tells us: “President Trump is not on board with a potential Senate bid by former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, according to Sen. … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Roy Moore, Theocrats | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is on to us, guys! Taylor has figured out that the storm in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a weather weapon wielded by The Illuminati to punish Sweet Baby Jeebus for denying … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 1, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs I hope that the Secret Service is listening.

Posted in Mark Taylor | 3 Comments

For Sale!

Posted on July 1, 2019 by

You guys, it looks like Barbwire-DOT-com, the website of blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man action, with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, is for sale! Looks like it’s going … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Barber, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on June 25, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs This is definitely not good: Christians Learn Art of Running for Office: ‘Your Most Important Role is Ambassador for Christ’ So someone decided that what was really missing from their would-be theocracy was candidate literacy, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Floriduh Woman, Part Infinity)

Posted on June 24, 2019 by

Prophet and Loss Self-declared "prophetess" Kat Kerr leads the congregation in declaring that Trump will win re-election in 2020 in a landslide. pic.twitter.com/qSu9wXZBua — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 24, 2019 The Pride of Floriduh, noted Weather Warrior and self-declared … Continue reading →

Posted in Kat Kerr, Theocrats | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 20, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Dance, little theocrat monkey, dance! Anyway, that’s our old pal self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor, telling us why when he was wrong about his Red Tsunami prophesy in 2018, that he was actually right. And of … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin, Mark Taylor, snark | 7 Comments

Lunchtime Reading – Bobbing for Poolboys

Posted on June 20, 2019 by

“I now pronounce you man and wife, and poolboy.” The Miami Herald has updated their (long) piece on the Falwell Juniors and the pool boy to include the new revelations that Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy™) Michael Cohen had … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 19, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs In about 20 seconds, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs brays nasally to warn us that if the Equality Act—which would expand federal civil rights laws to include protections against … Continue reading →

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, DADT, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Gay Pride, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 13, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks wants us to know that “When it comes to marriage and the family, 6/26/15 is our 9/11.” That is the date when the Supreme Court decided Obergefell, which allowed marriage equality, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Gay Pride, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats | 9 Comments