Category Archives: Theocrats

Declaration of DEPENDENCE?

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood So what has the Theocrats panties in a twist today? Could it be, oh, I dunno… FREEDOM? And for those of you who don’t want to click the link in the … Continue reading

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Because It’s Never About Race

Mike ‘Fat Termite” Pence tells us we should just stop talking about race and talk about sweet baby Jeebus instead: Pence was answering a question posed by Bishop John Brannon who asked about how Pence as vice president could personally … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Erik Rush looks at American Mooselimbs and  has a modest proposal: …I would start with a moratorium on Muslim immigration and the summary expulsion of each and every Muslim foreign national in the … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theory News!

Dehydrated food prepper and noted felonious grifter Jim Bakker cannot tell us the magic conjuring words that will make The New World Order come for you, but if you say them thar words, on the electric telephonic equipment, they will … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs At last! Part two of fetus-fondling gawd-botherer Gary Cass’ smarmy series that asks the question, “Is Hillary a Christian?,” and I’ll bet you’ll be surprised at the answer: You might recall Cass from his seminal work … Continue reading

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Y’all Qaeda Wants You To Save The Date!

OK, so there’s another conference our friends the theocrats plan to hold, and our sometimes frequent target Scott Lively is the convener of it. Let’s read about his choice before we reveal the title of the conference: This conference will … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

News that will drive you to drink The Pride of Iowa, ol’ Cantaloup Calves hisself, Steve King has a few theories: Got that? Because San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has a Mooselimb fiance, that’s why Kaepernick is assisting ISIS … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

So who is our theocratic man-crush Teddy Shoebat condemning to death today? Why, it’s Mooselimb-hating Pam Geller! What gives? Wow. So the enemy of your enemy is also your enemy? Also/too: dude seriously needs to get laid, he’s gonna stroke … Continue reading

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Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

I’ve been reading, with some fascination, smarmy Todd Starnes remarks at Y’all Qaeda’s Value Voters Summit, and a passage or two jumped out at me: “In recent days we have seen Christian Americans hauled into court and thrown into jail, … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Theocrats, Todd Starnes, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

Your Daily Gohmert

Texas Theocrat and Representative Screwie Louis is trying some new material for his act at the open mic at the Value Voters Summit: It’s not just that his bit is lame, it’s that he tells the same joke multiple times … Continue reading

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