Category Archives: Theocrats

Rick Wiles: It Goes Right To The Top, Sheeple!!1!

After begging us for a teevee studio yesterday, Rick Wiles proves to us the need for his TruNews to have a global audience: The Deep State Goon Squad has taken out Bill-O, is taking down Alex Jones, and Donald Trump … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Rick Wiles, doomsday maven, takes our axiom that Grifters Gotta Grift to a whole new level: So, give bigly of your Ameros and buy Elmer Gantry Rick Wiles a teevee studio, and Dawg Almighty will bless … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Get off the cross, someone else needs the wood: Dear President Trump, Happy Easter. I cannot believe I’m writing to Penthouse Forum. Oh, wait. I thank God every day that you are my president. Tens of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophetess Cindy ‘Harvest the Jews’ Jacobs has, um, another one of her patented, unprovable prophecies to prophesizel (is too a verb!): Dear RPN, As I … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Crazee unkka Pat likes masculine white men with thighs like pistons that can pump all night. Dedicated to you, Pat:

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

We’ve learned over the years to never ask Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs, any sort of unscripted open-ended question. Fellow grifter for Jeebus, Jim Bakker, master of the potato slop bucket, … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks wants the ‘mos to return the rainbow to sweet baby Jeebus, from whom they stole it after his dad tried to drown everyone in His bathtub to prove that He loves us (or sumpin’?): Stealing … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L was on the wireless device talking mooselimbs conspiracies again: “For instance, here in Minnesota, public schools serve ‘halal’ food, Islamic Sharia-compliant food in our local cafeterias and public schools, I mean, can … Continue reading

Posted in Bachmann the Nutjobber, Islamophobia, snark, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments

Happy Hour News Briefs

News That Will Drive You To Drink Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks heaps praise on Fat Termite Mike Pence’s incredible sexism, you know, how he won’t be left alone with any (and thus denies them the same opportunities to advance … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Our theocratic man-crush, Theodore Shoebat, Teddy to you and me, has done the research, and calmly, cooly, and collectedly realized the simplicity of the Final Solution:

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