Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 11, 2017 by

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton tells us the REAL story of the Civil War: it was white guys fighting white guys to free the black guys, because white guys are the good guys in history and … Continue reading →

Posted in David Barton, racism, snark, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on September 9, 2017 by

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson tries to defend noted SPLC-designated hate group, The Family Research Center: “Well, to call someone a hate group is to lump them in, in the popular mind, … Continue reading →

Posted in Theocrats, Tony Perkins, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 30, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Don’t make Coach Dave do it, he doesn’t want to be judgmental (spoiler alert: yes he does): OK, YOU MADE HIM DO IT!!! “Hurricane Harvey is God’s judgment on Houston for abortion and having recently had … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Coach Dave, Forced Birth, Homophobia, Theocrats, War on Women | 14 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood (Part Infinity)

Posted on August 30, 2017 by

Sweet mother of Jeebus, did you get that? The SPLC classified Liberty Council as a hate group and so Staver is saying that effectively he’s as persecuted as the jews during the Holocaust: “You know, if you go back into … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Matt Staver, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

Running Faster Than The Bear, Cont.

Posted on August 24, 2017 by

Hey guys, remember the post yesterday in which we postulated that Trump doesn’t have to outrun the bear, he just needs to be faster than the other guy? (Actually, he only needs to be more popular than the things he … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, David Duke, League of the South, Nazis, Richard Spencer, The New Confederacy, Theocrats, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 23, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Xristian Xrazie self-taught constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton (who may or may not have a doctorate, but who does have a record of writing history books pulped by his publisher because of his embarrassing … Continue reading →

Posted in David Barton, snark, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 21, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs One Million Moms (minus 999,999)’ Monica Cole warmed up her 1990s era fax machine deep in the bowels of the American Family Association (see what I did there?), and hit send. Let’s see who she is … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Monica Cole, Xristian Xraxies | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 18, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: “The government of Chechnya has reportedly arrested and executed 27 homosexuals, as we read in one report: According to their sources, Novaya Gazeta concluded that all 27 of these men were detained shortly after Chechnya began … Continue reading →

Posted in Homophobia, snark, Theocrats, Theodore Shoebat | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on August 8, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Rev. Lance Wallnau knows who really killed “poor little [sic! sic! sic!] Roger Ailes.” I’ll give you a spoiler alert, if you don’t want to read who dunnit, so don’t read any further… …it was us … Continue reading →

Posted in Lance Wallnau, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 3, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs One News Now tells us that “Liberty Counsel tiring of tolerating ‘hate’ label” — and as a sub-head they get to the juicy heart of the matter (ew, gross): A legal expert contends organizations and businesses … Continue reading →

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