Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 17, 2018 by

Firefighter/Prophet Mark Taylor reveals that Grandpa Walnuts was executed by a sekrit military tribunal! And they are comin’ for Hillary and the Kenyan Usurper NEXT! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!1! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!11!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 14, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Brief Florida’s multi-hued, self-declared prophetess Kat Kerr, is doing her happy dance for taking authority over Hurricane Florence with her happy Weather Warriors for Jeebus shooting their side irons into the damn storm, and WHY CAN’T YOU … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 13, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Wow, Florida’s multi-hued Weather Warrior for Jeebus and noted self-declared prophetess Kat Kerr is claiming victory in taking authority over Hurricane Florence: Congrats to the people of the Carolinas coastlines: you got that working for ya! … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 12, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The Pride of Florida, Hello Kity-colored “Prophetess” Kat Ker is back with an update on her attempt to take authority on Hurricane Florence and tells us that Jeebus wants a new logo for weather warriors:

Posted in Kat Kerr, Theocrats | 9 Comments

Yay! Theocrat Stops Hurricane Florence

Posted on September 11, 2018 by

As expected, Florida’s multi-hued prophet Kat Kerr is taking authority over Hurricane Florence. As one does. You may recall that Kerr has taken authority over many other storms, and assorted wildfires.

Posted in Kat Kerr, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 5, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey, look, it’s Dr. Chaps talking about how repealing Net Neutrality caused innernet speed to be faster with Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. Chaps, Matt Barber, Net Neutrality, Technology | 3 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Trump, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Posted on August 29, 2018 by

Like clockwork, Comrade Trump is martyring himself. He told Y’all Qaeda that Democrats “will overturn everything that we’ve done and they’ll do it quickly and violently [if they take over the House]”: “This November 6 election is very much a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 28, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophecy by the self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet-grifter Mark Taylor: I would like to refer back to this August 24th tweet. This was a prophetic warning to the corrupt. The next day John McCain … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 23, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr? You know that Florida Woman who used her prophetess-fu and took authority over the California wildfires, and Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commanded them to … Continue reading →

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Kat Kerr, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

Your Claim Chowder Is Served, Rick Wiles!

Posted on August 21, 2018 by

Hey guys remember last week when we told you about theocrat Rick Wiles prophesizing the violent overthrow of the Fourth Reich and the beheading of Prznint Stupid on the White House lawn? You know, this: Well, that 72 hours has … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Rick Wiles, Theocrats | 6 Comments