Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 12, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rick Wiles goes there: Judaism is Antichrist. Glad we got that settled, Rick.

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Rick Wiles | 4 Comments

Coach Dave Brings Us A Word From Our Savior

Posted on March 1, 2019 by

Coach Dave has sumpin’ to say: If you want to listen to the whole whinge/rant, essentially Coach says that we’re all sissies now, and the Mooselimbs are comin’ to get us!

Posted in Coach Dave, Islamophobia, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, snark, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 21, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: Our old pal Rick Wiles manages to get a 2-fer-1: he blames the jews for the 4th Reich campaign to stop the global hatred of the ‘mos. The one Comrade Stupid doesn’t know … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Rick Wiles | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 11, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rick Wiles wants us to know that Tom Brady is supernatural because, well, he’s sleeping with a witch, so I’m guessing Wiles’ bookie wants him to PAY WHAT HE OWES! Anyway, here for … Continue reading →

Posted in Rick Wiles, sports | 7 Comments

Sunday News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Abuse of Faith 20 years, 700 victims: Southern Baptist sexual abuse spreads as leaders resist reforms “It’s not just a recent problem: In all, since 1998, roughly 380 Southern Baptist church leaders and volunteers have faced allegations … Continue reading →

Posted in children, Choice, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Forced Birth, Homophobia, marriage equality, sexism, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats, Transphobia, War on Women, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 8, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, our old pal Coach Dave has an URGENT FACEBERG POST and a CALL TO ACTION!!1! “PATRIOT ALERT>>>Please contact Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsay Graham and demand a status report on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ask 2 … Continue reading →

Posted in Coach Dave, Conspiracy Theorists | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 6, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal and end-times grifter Rick Wiles made a prediction BEFORE the SOTU that Comrade Trump was going to declare martial law… Now, good luck getting a welcher like Wiles to pay-up. Man, to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Rick Wiles, Theocrats | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 1, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave is now coaching Jeebus, the linebacker. (10-second clip)

Posted in Coach Dave | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 24, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, our old pal Coach Dave literally puts on a tinfoil hat and screams at us that we are the real conspiracy theorists.

Posted in Coach Dave, snark | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 18, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology: Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.

Posted in Coach Dave, racism, Sex fiends, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, Theocrats, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments