Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 23, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The Intercessors for America (POTUS Shield theocrats, chock full of self-procalimed prophets and nuts) have never heard of Sinclair Broadcasting and thought this was some sort of demonic mind control: “I don’t know about mind control … Continue reading →

Posted in Sinclair, Sinclair Broadcasting, Theocrats | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 18, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave sees the brilliant strategy that Prznint Stupid used to get attention when vanquishing his enemas: Yeah, “Horseface” is really funny, Dave. You won’t ever guess what part of the horse he … Continue reading →

Posted in Coach Dave, sexism, Theocrats | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 16, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Frequent flood victim (say, what is Gawd trying to tell him?) Tony Perkins, president of the SPLC-designated hate group Family Research Council, has a surprise nomination to take over for Nikki Haley as the US Ambassador to … Continue reading →

Posted in One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 15, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Dr. Chaps whoops it up that there are no gay Republican candidates, gives thanks to Prznint Stupid for cleansing the Republican Party of sin(!), and to Possum Hollar for cleansing the Republican party … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. Chaps, Theocrats | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 12, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Frank Gaffney is only asking the hard questions: George Soros, The Anti-Christ, or Just His Right-hand Man? And that alone is a master class in asking a leading question, but that he bases his premise on … Continue reading →

Posted in That Bastard George Soros, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 10, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The prophetess pride of Florida and noted Weather Warrior Kat Kerr is in Los Angeles and telling people to tap their iPads and phones to defeat Hurricane Michael, so I guess there’s an app for that? … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, global climate change, Kat Kerr | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 9, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Florida’s best self-proclaimed prophetess and gig-economy Weather Warrior, Kat Kerr wants us to know that all is well, she has the situation under control all the way from Nevada (more on that below), as she has … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Kat Kerr, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 5, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs   Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin is already gloating because now that Justice #GangBang is going to be on the court, all the pedo sex traffickers in her head will be arrested? Are you ready to see arrests? … Continue reading →

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin, Mark Taylor, supreme court | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on October 4, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Janet (née Folger) Porter, she of the heartbeat bill and once-upon-a-time spokesperson for noted gun-toting pedophile fetishist (ALLEGED!) Roy Moore’s failed Senate Campaign, preaches at the Gathering of Eagles in Oregon and tells the no one … Continue reading →

Posted in Janet (née Folger) Porter, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 1, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs In this under 30-seconds clip, self-proclaimed prophet (for profit) Rick Wiles gives us a master class in projection: He’s ready to run the D’Vorce D’Spousa film festival in Possum Hollar.

Posted in Rick Wiles | 4 Comments