Category Archives: Theocrats

We Don’t Serve Your Kind, Part Infinity

Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us: The Trump administration on Thursday will announce an overhaul of the HHS civil rights office as part of a broader plan to protect health workers who don’t want to perform abortions, treat transgender … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Homophobia, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffett, Theocrats, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Linda Harvey smelled something in the air, and poked her nose out of her mud hut. Yes. Yes, it was that time of the year again… No Name Calling Week in schools. Barbwire (the blog-like thingie … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Linda Harvey, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Show Wear, Cindy Jacobs, prophesizes (is too a verb!) some good news for 2018! Let’s listen as she nasally brays to us: Got that? Cindy Jacobs tells North Korea’s … Continue reading

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

‘What’s for Dinner’

“Oh, just your civil rights, and perhaps your eternal soul.” Mike Pence, the walking termite buffet hosting a dinner for Theocrats. The attendees are part of that ridiculous POTUS shield group, you know, the self-proclaimed prophets that have put a … Continue reading

Posted in Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffett, POTUS Shield, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This is why we have to oppose theocrats at every turn. Imagine you are serving on a Jury of your Peers (and we know that Scissorheads are peerless, but let’s continue) and you hear one of … Continue reading

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Mother Pence Is Worried (Only Guessing?)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our long-time pal Janet (née Folger) Porter went on CNN and brought the crazy, er, defended Roy Moore for not conceding, including standing up for a holocaust denier, and told the host to check out Abraham … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, CNN, Crazeee States, Roy Moore | 5 Comments

UPDATED Moore-or-Less, Cont!

Noted ALLEGED pedophile Roy Moore is demanding a judge block the certification of Doug Jones‘ victory in the election to take the Senate seat once occupied by Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Session III. Refusing to concede, failed candidate Roy Moore has … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Roy Moore | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ living cracker barrel Todd Starnes was not happy that Memphis’ Confederate Traitor Statues were taken down: Have Memphis police arrested @MayorMemphis Jim Strickland for this gross abuse of power? https://t.co/T9yeucaqoY #ToddStarnesShow — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) December … Continue reading

Posted in The New Confederacy, Traitor Tots Todd Starnes | 7 Comments

Jeebus Is Counting Votes in Alabama, Y’all!

Alleged child molester Roy Moore gives us a four-minute come-t’-Jeebus, hellfire-awaits-you speech about abortion, same-sex marriage, school prayer, sodomy and “the right of a man to claim to be a woman and vice versa.” Oddly silent on what happens to … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Roy Moore, Theocrats | 13 Comments