Category Archives: Theocrats
Firefighter/Prophet Mark Taylor reveals that Grandpa Walnuts was executed by a sekrit military tribunal! And they are comin’ for Hillary and the Kenyan Usurper NEXT! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!1! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!11!
Happy Hour News Brief Florida’s multi-hued, self-declared prophetess Kat Kerr, is doing her happy dance for taking authority over Hurricane Florence with her happy Weather Warriors for Jeebus shooting their side irons into the damn storm, and WHY CAN’T YOU … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Wow, Florida’s multi-hued Weather Warrior for Jeebus and noted self-declared prophetess Kat Kerr is claiming victory in taking authority over Hurricane Florence: Congrats to the people of the Carolinas coastlines: you got that working for ya! … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs The Pride of Florida, Hello Kity-colored “Prophetess” Kat Ker is back with an update on her attempt to take authority on Hurricane Florence and tells us that Jeebus wants a new logo for weather warriors:
As expected, Florida’s multi-hued prophet Kat Kerr is taking authority over Hurricane Florence. As one does. You may recall that Kerr has taken authority over many other storms, and assorted wildfires.
Happy Hour News Briefs Hey, look, it’s Dr. Chaps talking about how repealing Net Neutrality caused innernet speed to be faster with Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can … Continue reading
Like clockwork, Comrade Trump is martyring himself. He told Y’all Qaeda that Democrats “will overturn everything that we’ve done and they’ll do it quickly and violently [if they take over the House]”: “This November 6 election is very much a … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophecy by the self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet-grifter Mark Taylor: I would like to refer back to this August 24th tweet. This was a prophetic warning to the corrupt. The next day John McCain … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr? You know that Florida Woman who used her prophetess-fu and took authority over the California wildfires, and Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commanded them to … Continue reading