Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-QSpiracy theorist-Prophet Mark Taylor says that Lord Damp Nut won in a landslide, you know, spiritually. QAnon conspiracy theorist and so-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says Trump won a landslide "in the spirit" and now it's … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

Dreaming of a (very) White Christmas Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us about the next Super-Spreader event (emboldening and enigmatic use of CAPS is all theirs): NEW: SECOND LADY KAREN PENCE has invited Congressional … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Twenty-five year old wunderkind, Rep.-elect Madison Cawthorn —a fan of the Fatherland and noted enthusiastic Eagles Nest tourist— is profiled in the Jewish Insider, where he talks about converting people to Christ: The congressman-elect, who was raised Baptist but is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Lord Damp Nut’s spiritual advisor and prosperity gospel enthusiast Paula White has some interpretive dance moves for us to consider: Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White declares that the KKK, antifa, and Black Lives Matter are all "anti-Christ" … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Grifters Gotta Grift, Paula 'Prosperity' White, racism, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

No Relief for You

As new Trump-Virus cases surpass 130,000 nationwide each day, families and small bidnesses are not going to have any stimulus checks or unemployment benefits until next year, if at all. USA Today: WASHINGTON – Americans waiting on stimulus checks and other kinds … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Scissorhead Purplehead advises us that POTUS Shield and spiritual advisor  Paula ‘Propserty’ White’s prayer for Lord Damp Nut has become a meme. And here. And here. And here. And here.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Weather warrior and self-proclaimed prophetess Kat Kerr tells us that Dawg Almight wants to bribe us to vote for Prznint Stupid, which doesn’t sound like ineffability to me, but what do I know about theology? Screw you, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The WaPo is warning us about another Right Wing movement to go along with the fascism, and white nationalism: “While most White conservative Christian churches might only touch on politics around election time and otherwise choose to … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Blog Against Theocracy, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Theocrat and self-proclaimed prophet Lance Wallnau tells us angels are coming to his event in DC right before Election Day. Oh, dear. He’s hearing things again.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Noted firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor is trying to tell us sumpin’… but what? I’ve seen that the Q-Spiracy theorist says that OBL is still alive (Imma guess he’s bunking with JFK Jr., probably on the FAKE moon landing … Continue reading

Posted in Chris 'Sugar Lips' McDonald, Mark Taylor, Q-spiracy, Theocrats | 6 Comments