Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Tony Perkins, head of the tax-exempt hate group Family Research Council was inspired by Hair Furer Donald Trump’s attempt at a Gettysburg Address (you know, threatening law suits against the skirts who accused him of groping) and decided … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Mission America’s Boycott Queen, Linda Harvey has a suggestion for a new boycott for schools: That they should boycott non-discrimination policies! “Because of the current sentiment toward granting homosexuals and transgender people all kinds of rights … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice (Part Infinity)

Walid Shoebat, the father of our theocratic man-crush Theodore Shoebat talks dirty to us as only a daddy can. As this is a family blog, I can only say that he’s giving the secular world a cautionary warning when he … Continue reading

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Coach Dave Mansplains Why You Cannot Vote For Hillay, No Matter What

“Because the Bible says so.” What Coach Dave doesn’t tell us is why the Bible says this, but I will: it is because Eve caused the Fall, and the Xristians have had it out for women ever since.

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No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

Dorquemada of Possum Hollar speaks!

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Breaking: ‘You’re Fired!’ Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore

BREAKING: Ala. Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore suspended for remainder of his term. Here’s the final judgment — SPLC (@splcenter) September 30, 2016 I wouldn’t hire Mat Staver to defend me for a misdemeanor; so far I think … Continue reading

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Crazy Unkka Pat Warns Us All

Them crazy-shaped dice are the Debbil’s Tools! And before we dismiss his ravings as an old lunatic theocrat, remember that he almost was the GOP nominee once upon a time back in the 1980s.

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Declaration of DEPENDENCE?

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood So what has the Theocrats panties in a twist today? Could it be, oh, I dunno… FREEDOM? And for those of you who don’t want to click the link in the … Continue reading

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Because It’s Never About Race

Mike ‘Fat Termite” Pence tells us we should just stop talking about race and talk about sweet baby Jeebus instead: Pence was answering a question posed by Bishop John Brannon who asked about how Pence as vice president could personally … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Erik Rush looks at American Mooselimbs and  has a modest proposal: …I would start with a moratorium on Muslim immigration and the summary expulsion of each and every Muslim foreign national in the … Continue reading

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