Category Archives: Theocrats

The Afternoon Quote

One News Now: “[Refugees] are seeking asylum; they are seeking safety,” he says. “And so, I would think a preborn child is very akin to a refugee. They are simply trying to escape the persecution of an abortion-driven culture.” Consequently, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it looks like it is Todd Starnes Week! Lifezette wants to know Wingnut Welfare Recipient and noted Elmer-Gantry wannabe grifter Todd Starnes’ The Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again is not listed on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Fact-free Todd Starnes, the guy who told us that rainbow colored Doritos is gonna make kids gay,  is now complaining about fake news: “President Trump is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Remember that time Jerry Falwell attacked the Tellytubbies because one of the genderless critters carried a purse? Yeah, well, we have a new entry in the genre! Let’s meet Reverend Keith A. Ogden who seems to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Y’all Qaeda darling Janet (née Folger) Porter set her forced-birth agitprop to an ’80s dance beat: “They’re playing our song,” said absolutely no one.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, you know what guys? It’s been a while since we heard from our old friend Ralph Reed, Jack Abramoff’s glabrous grifting pool boy. I wonder if our boy-on-the-take Ralph has anything to say? In recent weeks, … Continue reading

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Move Over NBC, Cindy Jacobs YouTube Gonna Eat Your Lunch

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News Personality, smarmy Elmer-Gantry wannabe Todd Starnes is warning greater Wingnuttia that the evil libruls are comin’ fer innocent and sweet SCOTUS nominee Judge Gorsuch: …It’s only a matter of time before Democrats accuse President … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, it’s been a while since we checked in with America’s favorite theocrat brothers, the totally not-gay Frosted Tip Twins! Let’s see what they have to say! Fathers matter. Sperm donors? What do you mean? … Continue reading

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The Forced-Birth March Is Today

Washington On the heels of President Donald Trump’s inauguration and last week’s Women’s March, the annual March for Life, this year marking the 44th anniversary of the Roe v. Wade decision, is set to take place on Friday. Not saying … Continue reading

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