Category Archives: Theocrats
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Janet ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Porter (née Folger) is at it again, and this one is loopier than most of her other psycho-sexual scolds: “How dare they jail pastors and close the doors of the … Continue reading
Liberty University student tests positive for Covid-19 after Falwell reopens campus Nearly a dozen students showed symptoms of coronavirus after Jerry Falwell Jr defied calls for closures and invited them to return …Last week, Falwell invited the school’s 5,000 students … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, not all the news is bad! Right-wing pastor Rodney Howard-Browne is not about to cancel church or prevent congregants from shaking hands because they are not a bunch of “pansies.” pic.twitter.com/C36kBIEWqF — Right Wing … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Grifters Gotta Grift — up until the moment that the Feds tell you to knock it off. Ol’ Jimbo doesn’t want to go back to da joint.
Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, Coach Dave that’s it. Any cure for this terrible virus that is killing thousands of people all around the world is the leverage for Ol’ Scratch to put the mark of the Beast on you. … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, the FDA and the FTC have a new pen pal: notable grifter and end-times potato slop maven, Jim Bakker! They sent him a letter today telling him he has 48 hours to: “…review your websites, … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs is on the Coronavirus case, peeps! Let’s listen to her nasal braying in Jeebus’ Name: “Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs assures everyone that “intercessors are on … Continue reading
Grifters Gotta Grift Guys, Jim Bakker newest grift of selling developer solution as a miracle cure for the Coronavirus has hit a snag: He has gotten a cease and desist order from the AG of NY State: Dear Mr. Bakker: … Continue reading
You guys, Firefighter-prophet-conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor is onto what the corporatist Dems are doing: Mark Taylor, the so-called "firefighter prophet," suspects that the people who control the weather blasted Nashville with tornadoes on Monday night in order to damage Bernie … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs And now we turn to Chris ‘Sugar Lips’ McDonald for the GOP-theocrat insight into the Democratic Primaries: That is punditry at its finest. Can CNN be in his future?