Category Archives: Theocrats

Supreme Court News

Posted on February 6, 2021 by tengrain

  Politico tells us that Jeebus wins over science in the age of the Trump-Virus Pandemic: Supreme Court lifts California worship bans prompted by coronavirus The ruling issued just before 11 p.m. ET Friday produced four separate statements by the … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, Science, SCOTUS, Theocrats, War on Science | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 29, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Let’s check in with perpetually wrong Q’enthusiast firefighter-prophet (self-proclaimed division) Mark Taylor (who still has not come up with an explanation for why his prophecies have been, um, wildly off the mark, so to speak) as he … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 28, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Anti-LGBTQ activist Scott Lively blames Ivanka Trump for her father's tolerance of "homosexual perversion," which caused God to remove Trump from office. pic.twitter.com/zNxxie3G89 — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) January 28, 2021 The theocrats will always find a … Continue reading →

Posted in Homophobia, Scott Lively, sexism, Transphobia, War on Women | 6 Comments

Take THAT, False Prophets

Posted on January 22, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, the theocrats are going buggy that their Savior and Lord (Damp Nut) lost, and they are turning on each other: The day after Biden was inaugurated as president, Shultz refused to apologize because he contends that God is going … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Kat Kerr, Lance Wallnau, Theocrats | 12 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on January 22, 2021 by tengrain

1 Million Moms The One-Million Moms (actually one Monica Cole in a Janitor’s Closet somewhere in the Death Star, er, American Family Association scold-plex) has fired up the ol’ fax machine to release her latest sex-panic about… Cadbury eggs: If … Continue reading →

Posted in 1 Million Moms, Blog Against Theocracy, Homophobia, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 19, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Hey guys, we need to do a wellness check in with Weather Warrior and self-proclaimed prophetess Kat Kerr, who famously prophetised (is too a wurd!) that Lord Damp Nut was going to win because Dawg Almighty told … Continue reading →

Posted in Kat Kerr, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 4, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Guys, it’s time to check in with our old pal, firefighter-prophet-grifter Mark Taylor, who it seems is turning on his follow theocrats, who aren’t, you know, theocratical enough for him: QAnon conspiracy theorist and so-called "firefighter prophet" … Continue reading →

Posted in Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 22, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Crazy unkka Pat Robertson still has a few tricks up his cardigan: Regent University Names Michele Bachmann as Dean of the Robertson School of Government “…Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is a distinguished leader of national and global reputation,” … Continue reading →

Posted in One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber, Pat Robertson, Theocrats | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 17, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Well, smarmy Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes speaks fluent bigot: Right-wing broadcaster Todd Starnes tells Christians in Georgia that they must vote in the Senate runoff election if they ever want to eat at a Chick-fil-A or visit … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes | 8 Comments

Some Afternoon Stupid for the Commute?

Posted on December 9, 2020 by tengrain

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs, self-proclaimed prophet, is gonna be marching around the Whitey House this weekend… se7en times, she’ll rear up on her trotters and give a mighty blow: A Jericho March for … Continue reading →

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, Grifters Gotta Grift, Theocrats | 10 Comments