Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs James Comey is the poster boy for sanctimonious moral hypocrisy. Watch my interview from “@LouDobbs Tonight” on @FoxBusiness as I discuss James Comey’s pathetically lame allegations against President Trump. https://t.co/IELZ78bL46 — Dr. Robert Jeffress (@robertjeffress) April … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs (Music to accompany this post.) Dr. Chaps tells us that “there will come a day when Judge Roy Moore is vindicated before the entire world, and given the honor he was due, when so cruelly defamed … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Sheila Zilinksy Conspiracy Hour does not disappoint, as her guest Steve Quayle alerts us to the latest threat from the Illuminati who are coming to get ya! Got that? There are 9M Xristians scheduled to be … Continue reading

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David Barton Explains Christian Tax Theory

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton explains to us that Christians should not have to pay taxes: It’s the Separation of Church and State, silly! They really do think that they live in Jeebusland.

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What a Mensch

Punishing women with the death penalty would cut abortions, Idaho candidate says “…Nonini first raised eyebrows on the divisive social issue during a Monday candidate forum in Moscow hosted by the conservative Christian podcast CrossPolitic. “There should be no abortion … Continue reading

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Breaking: Kevin Williamson Fired At The Atlantic

Kevin Williamson just was fired at the Atlantic When The Atlantic hired him, I immediately set the count-down clock. You cannot advocate for executing women who have abortions. It’s untenable. But I’m glad that Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg finally realized … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs She seems nice: You only have to listen to the first few seconds of Sheila Zilinsky’s show to hear a two-fer smear of David Hogg from the Xristians that totally made my jaw drop. Anyway, she’s … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It’s our new pal, Jump for Jebus Josh Bernstein, and he’s got sumpin’ to say about the Yutes of Today being gun grabbers and Nazis and whatnot: And if Josh doesn’t convince you, perhaps Pastor Chuck … Continue reading

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Refreshing Honesty from the GOP!

The Republicans in Alamosa County in Colorado must have misplaced their dog whistle over the weekend: Out of self-respect–be Republican. Democrats love poor people because they think that poor people will vote Democrat. Republicans hate poor people because they think … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave mansplains to us how masturbation = homosexuality. You MUST give this one a listen: His argument is arrested at about 12 years of age (“you’re having it with yourself, you … Continue reading

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