Category Archives: Theocrats

That Gawd, such kidder.

Crazy Unkka Pat has seen the future:

Posted in 4th Reich, Healthcare Repeal, Pat Robertson, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

Cindy Jacobs Wants To “Harvest” The Jews

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs waddles about the stage and nasally tells us that… “…“that one of the things I believe that’s going to bring a great harvest of Jews is the … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Cindy Jacobs, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Boycott Queen Linda Harvey stuck her snout out of her mud hut, and saw her shadow; so we have 6 more weeks of scolding to look forward to. Anyway, today is International Woman’s Day at World … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs

Our theocratic man-crush Teddy Shoebat must have been home when Monica Cole’s 1MMs fax machine delivered the bad news about Disney. He’s gone all sticky, if you know what I mean and I think you do. And so Teddy now … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember that time that the prophets grifters like Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs were bringing their A-game, Star Trek-style to DC to protect Donald Trump? You know, the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You know how the Democratic women were wearing suffragette white last night to show support for the women’s movement? Well it got Coach Dave to think (always a risky proposition) and he decided to make a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs E.W. Jackson explains to us that black men wearing earrings is the result of a (white) liberal effort to emasculate black men: Bishop Jackson has put a lot of thought into this, and wants to assure … Continue reading

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Wishing Bryan Fisher Well (Really!)

Our old pal, Rev. Fishsticks, has a sad announcement: My battle with cancer begins Dear friends, I have just recently been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer of the prostate gland. Deb and I will be going to the … Continue reading

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

The Afternoon Quote

One News Now: “[Refugees] are seeking asylum; they are seeking safety,” he says. “And so, I would think a preborn child is very akin to a refugee. They are simply trying to escape the persecution of an abortion-driven culture.” Consequently, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it looks like it is Todd Starnes Week! Lifezette wants to know Wingnut Welfare Recipient and noted Elmer-Gantry wannabe grifter Todd Starnes’ The Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again is not listed on … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Lying Assweasles, media, Talentless Hacks, Todd Starnes | 5 Comments