Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology: Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.

Posted in Coach Dave, racism, Sex fiends, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, Theocrats, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Grifter Apprentice: Michael Cohen

And as long as we’re talking ’bout Michael Cohen, we should note that Cohen paid RedFinch Solutions LLC tens of thousands of dollars to manipulate the results of online polls in Candidate Stupid’s favor. “President Donald Trump’s former “fixer” Michael … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Jerry Falwell Jr., Mikhail Cohen, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hubba-hubba! Our favorite fired theocratic PE teacher, Coach Dave, explains to us why there ain’t no homo in a football locker room. It has sumpin’ to do with intimacy and getting each other’s backs and laying … Continue reading

Posted in Coach Dave, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Homophobia, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks has been kicked off Twitter for hate speech: We have determined that this account violated the Twitter Rules. Specifically, for:  Violating our rules against hateful conduct. You may not promote violence … Continue reading

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Homophobia, Theocrats, Transphobia | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our favorite theocratic-conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokln is onto Old Scratch’s plan! Someone sent this to me on FaceBook in a DM. The sheep will say it’s just a coincidence or a joke. It’s not. Christian … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin, Theocrats | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed Prophet Cindy Jacobs turned the faltering stock market around! Let’s listen to her nasal bray, er story! (Don’t worry, I only clipped a minute!) Go that? … Continue reading

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Theocrats | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Comrade Stupid invited conspiracy theorist, theocrat and end-times grifter Rick Wiles to be his press travelling buddy to Davos: And if you listen longer (I cut it short), it turns into a plea for money to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Friend of the blog Tommy Christopher tells us exactly what we don’t want to know: Trump’s SECRETARY OF STATE, America’s chief diplomat, said “We will continue to fight these battles, it is a never ending struggle… … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Mike Pompeo, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The founder of American Renewal Project, David Lane, is praying for us again. Let’s find out why! “Contemporary America lost its bearings in the last 100 years and turned into a secular culture. It all began … Continue reading

Posted in David Lane, snark, The Yutes of Today, Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I have no idea what’s got Thing1, er, theocrat Bill Mitchell’s MAGA panties in a twist such that he would take the name of Our Savior in vain, but I’m OK with it.

Posted in Bill Mitchell, Talentless Hacks, Theocrats | 8 Comments