Category Archives: Theocrats

Todd Starnes Has Sumpin’ To Say To Us

Yes, Todd Starnes did just compare (at least) half of American to ISIS.

Posted in The New Confederacy, Todd Starnes, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

It’s Not Katrina

So I’m seeing a lot of criticism this morning of The Kenyan Usurper from all the usual suspects, who are trying to make the flooding in LA into Obama’s Katrina. (Remember Chimpy singing happy birthday to Grandpa Walnuts as nearly … Continue reading

Posted in climate change, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Tony Perkins, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink Once-upon-a-time GOP Preznintial candidate and who I think of as Ralph Reed 1.0,  Gary Bauer has sumpin’ to say to Y’all Qaeda: ‘How Selfish of You’ to Not Support Trump “My first message … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hillary Clinton, Theocrats | 4 Comments

“Now buy some potato slop for your bunkers”

Grifters Gotta Grift That will be good for bidness, Jim.

Posted in grifters, Jim Bakker, Theocrats | 8 Comments

Karma is a Bitch

Anti-Gay Hate Group Leader Tony Perkins Unsure Why God Destroyed His Home Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, said Wednesday that both his home and the local church he pastors were heavily damaged in what he called “the flood … Continue reading

Posted in climate change, Science, snark, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 18 Comments

He Seems Nice, Cont.

Theodore Shoebat, our young, theocratic he-man, man-crush, tells us how student council preznint for life Marco Rubio should be hung (“In a proper setting, in a medieval Christian setting”)… by the gallows, I mean!

Posted in Theocrats, Theodore Shoebat | 9 Comments

He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Sports Update Facebook rage uncle and noted theocrat Gary Cass watched some of the RIO Olympics and tells us: “Is it politically incorrect to lament there isn’t an Olympic Scimitar event so the Muslims could have a chance to win … Continue reading

Posted in Gary Cass, Islamophobia, Theocrats, Xenophobia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

Today in Family Values

Sister finger-banging,   Christian traditional values activist Josh Duggar, and  Ashley Madison power-user, is being sued by Matthew McCarthy,  the man whose face Duggar used on the site. TMZ tells us that McCarthy has been “humiliated since Duggar confessed he was addicted to porn and … Continue reading

Posted in Duggars, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Dr. Don Boys writing in BarbWire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night: Ladies and gentlemen, if I get elected, I will … Continue reading

Posted in snark, Theocrats | 15 Comments

Today in Brown Shirts

Noted SPLC-designated hate group The American Family Association is thrilled with Hair Furer Donald Trump. Let’s listen in as Don Wildmon’s squirt (ew, gross!) Walker Wildmon tells us all about it: Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has said over the … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments