Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well this creeped me out: Former Liberty president Jerry Falwell unexpectedly showed up to a student event and invited them to a graduation party at his home “I just want to invite all the seniors to my … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Jump for Jeebus! Theocrat Rick Wiles is only answering his own questions: Right-wing conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles continues to demand that Dr. Anthony Fauci be waterboarded until he confesses to having worked with China to create COVID-19. … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, racism, Rick Wiles, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Jerry Falwell Jr Has Sumpin’ To Say (Not about Matt Gaetz Sex Scandal, Go Figure!)

The HuffPo reports: “Please get vaccinated so our nutcase of a Governor will have less reasons for mindless restrictions!” Falwell, who stepped down as president of the evangelical Liberty University last year amid reports of a sex scandal, captioned this selfie … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, it was a year ago TO THE DAY that Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacob nasally brayed to the world that she was taking authority over the Trump Virus … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Cindy Jacobs, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Theocrats | 20 Comments

Supreme Court News

  Politico tells us that Jeebus wins over science in the age of the Trump-Virus Pandemic: Supreme Court lifts California worship bans prompted by coronavirus The ruling issued just before 11 p.m. ET Friday produced four separate statements by the … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Science, SCOTUS, Theocrats, War on Science | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Let’s check in with perpetually wrong Q’enthusiast firefighter-prophet (self-proclaimed division) Mark Taylor (who still has not come up with an explanation for why his prophecies have been, um, wildly off the mark, so to speak) as he … Continue reading

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Anti-LGBTQ activist Scott Lively blames Ivanka Trump for her father's tolerance of "homosexual perversion," which caused God to remove Trump from office. pic.twitter.com/zNxxie3G89 — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) January 28, 2021 The theocrats will always find a … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, Scott Lively, sexism, Transphobia, War on Women | 6 Comments

Take THAT, False Prophets

Guys, the theocrats are going buggy that their Savior and Lord (Damp Nut) lost, and they are turning on each other: The day after Biden was inaugurated as president, Shultz refused to apologize because he contends that God is going … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Kat Kerr, Lance Wallnau, Theocrats | 12 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

1 Million Moms The One-Million Moms (actually one Monica Cole in a Janitor’s Closet somewhere in the Death Star, er, American Family Association scold-plex) has fired up the ol’ fax machine to release her latest sex-panic about… Cadbury eggs: If … Continue reading

Posted in 1 Million Moms, Blog Against Theocracy, Homophobia, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, we need to do a wellness check in with Weather Warrior and self-proclaimed prophetess Kat Kerr, who famously prophetised (is too a wurd!) that Lord Damp Nut was going to win because Dawg Almighty told … Continue reading

Posted in Kat Kerr, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments