Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Rick Joyner tells us all about the clever plot that Jeebus has laid, using the Russian Usurper as the bait (I think?): IT’S A TRAP, SHEEPLE!!1! Gawd is using Trump to divine who Trump’s enemies are? … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Blessed are the peacemakers, amiright? End-times grifter Scott Lively just wants to make the world a better, more peaceful place before Jeebus returns with his flaming sword and kills everyone while the people who led good … Continue reading

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Falwell Jr. Reads To Us From The Two Corinthians

Birtherism Racism Today Jerry Falwell Jr tells us why he likes The Russian Usurper: “[The Russian Usurper] was brave enough to say something that was so politically incorrect,” Mr. Falwell said. “I had no idea where Obama was born or … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs World Nut Daily is connecting the dots again, for Jeebus: MIDWEST MUSLIM MEASLES OUTBREAK NEARLY DOUBLES Say what? “Muslim measles”? WND reported at the end of April when there were 30 cases of children in Hennepin … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Hey guys, remember our grifter pal Rick Wiles of the infamous doomsday radio show that he broadcasts out of his barn (and would you please buy him a teevee studio)? He has an important news bulletin for us on his … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

The U.S. Lab for Bad Policy strikes again: …Parents seeking to adopt children in Texas could soon be rejected by public or private agencies with religious objections. Agencies would be able to reject parents if they were either Jewish, Muslim, gay, … Continue reading

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Slip-Sliding into Theocracy

NEW: Just attended WH briefing on "religious liberty" executive order @realDonaldTrump will sign tomorrow. See details: — Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) May 4, 2017 I cannot tell if this is the entire Religious Freedom Executive Order or if there are … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“The goals of the educational program for your kids in the public schools, the goals of the world for your children is that your kids be transgendered and communist by 20 years of age.” — Evangelist Kevin Swanson

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Hill tells us: President Trump has picked an anti-abortion advocate to lead federal family planning programs. Teresa Manning, who has worked for the Family Research Council, will serve as the deputy assistant secretary for population … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I am never going to listen to a Facebook Live of Rev. Fishsticks program, but if I did I would want to catch what happens at minutes 42-55: So… are homosexual emojis the ones that do … Continue reading

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