Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 1, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Well this creeped me out: Former Liberty president Jerry Falwell unexpectedly showed up to a student event and invited them to a graduation party at his home “I just want to invite all the seniors to my … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 13, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Jump for Jeebus! Theocrat Rick Wiles is only answering his own questions: Right-wing conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles continues to demand that Dr. Anthony Fauci be waterboarded until he confesses to having worked with China to create COVID-19. … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, racism, Rick Wiles, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Jerry Falwell Jr Has Sumpin’ To Say (Not about Matt Gaetz Sex Scandal, Go Figure!)

Posted on April 9, 2021 by tengrain

The HuffPo reports: “Please get vaccinated so our nutcase of a Governor will have less reasons for mindless restrictions!” Falwell, who stepped down as president of the evangelical Liberty University last year amid reports of a sex scandal, captioned this selfie … Continue reading →

Posted in Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Vaccine | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 5, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Guys, it was a year ago TO THE DAY that Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacob nasally brayed to the world that she was taking authority over the Trump Virus … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Cindy Jacobs, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Theocrats | 20 Comments

Supreme Court News

Posted on February 6, 2021 by tengrain

  Politico tells us that Jeebus wins over science in the age of the Trump-Virus Pandemic: Supreme Court lifts California worship bans prompted by coronavirus The ruling issued just before 11 p.m. ET Friday produced four separate statements by the … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, Science, SCOTUS, Theocrats, War on Science | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 29, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Let’s check in with perpetually wrong Q’enthusiast firefighter-prophet (self-proclaimed division) Mark Taylor (who still has not come up with an explanation for why his prophecies have been, um, wildly off the mark, so to speak) as he … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 28, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Anti-LGBTQ activist Scott Lively blames Ivanka Trump for her father's tolerance of "homosexual perversion," which caused God to remove Trump from office. pic.twitter.com/zNxxie3G89 — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) January 28, 2021 The theocrats will always find a … Continue reading →

Posted in Homophobia, Scott Lively, sexism, Transphobia, War on Women | 6 Comments

Take THAT, False Prophets

Posted on January 22, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, the theocrats are going buggy that their Savior and Lord (Damp Nut) lost, and they are turning on each other: The day after Biden was inaugurated as president, Shultz refused to apologize because he contends that God is going … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Kat Kerr, Lance Wallnau, Theocrats | 12 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on January 22, 2021 by tengrain

1 Million Moms The One-Million Moms (actually one Monica Cole in a Janitor’s Closet somewhere in the Death Star, er, American Family Association scold-plex) has fired up the ol’ fax machine to release her latest sex-panic about… Cadbury eggs: If … Continue reading →

Posted in 1 Million Moms, Blog Against Theocracy, Homophobia, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 19, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Hey guys, we need to do a wellness check in with Weather Warrior and self-proclaimed prophetess Kat Kerr, who famously prophetised (is too a wurd!) that Lord Damp Nut was going to win because Dawg Almighty told … Continue reading →

Posted in Kat Kerr, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments