Category Archives: The Yutes of Today

Harry Styles Wants The Yutes of Today To Vote!

I know we are all bravely facing the outcome on Tuesday and while some of us are more worried than others, all good Scissorheads should take comfort in this story: Harry Styles Registers Nearly 55,000 Voters in Partnership With HeadCount … Continue reading

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Voting News: The Yutes of Today

Two very different news articles on the callous Yutes of Today and getting them to actually, you know, participate in the electoral process. First up, Axios smarty brevity (all the weird formatting is theirs, I swear): A leading Democratic super PAC … Continue reading

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Everyone’s Rights Are On The Line Now

Axios tells us that the Democrats in Congress are trying to legislate protections for contraceptives and marriage equality before Y’all Qaeda and the #IllegitimateSCOTUS can gut them (all the usual disclaimers about emboldening and enigmatic bullet usage apply): Still reeling … Continue reading

Posted in Civil Liberties, civil rights, dim-o-crats, Forced Birth, marriage equality, The Yutes of Today, Theocrats | 3 Comments

More, Please: Taking-on Fox News

Sometimes the Callous Yutes of Today surprise me: Group aiming to defund disinformation tries to drain Fox News of online advertising A nonprofit aiming to defund disinformation online that has taken money out of the pockets of several prominent far-right … Continue reading

Posted in Breitbart, Fox News, Glenn Beck, media, Steve Bannon, The Yutes of Today | 6 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Dropped a new bill today blocking Biden from delaying/canceling student loan debt repayment 👇🏻 — Senator John Thune (@SenJohnThune) April 27, 2022 I hope that the callous Yutes of South Dakota and their families are paying attention to Senator … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Crazeee States, South Dakota, The Yutes of Today | 5 Comments

Report: The GOP Is Why We Cannot Have Nice Things, Part Infinity

It is not a secret that the Yutes of Today, callow though they may be, are crippled with debt from student loans and have failed to launch into the American Nightmare, er, Dream. The potential of this demographic —the most … Continue reading

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Mommas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be…

…morons. The habitué of the Eagles Nest Gift Shop, Madison Cawthorn offers some inspirational advice to the Yutes of Today: Drop Out. Madison Cawthorn today to an audience of mostly college students: “I think you should home school. I was … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Yutes of Today, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 8 Comments

Good News

The callous Yutes of Today might be our saviors after all: Unprecedented turnout: At 66%, student turnout far exceeded the rate of 52% from the prior presidential election. this comes close to the national voting rate of 67% for all voters in … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

Whatever it takes to get the Callow Yutes of Today off the internet.

Posted in Dating Apps, Social Media, The Yutes of Today | 1 Comment

Our Changing World

This is an interesting development: TikTok is taking the book industry by storm, and retailers are taking notice “BookTok” has sent old books back to the top of bestseller lists and helped launch the careers of new authors. Videos with … Continue reading

Posted in The Yutes of Today, TikTok | 5 Comments