Category Archives: The Yutes of Today

Our Changing World

This is an interesting development: TikTok is taking the book industry by storm, and retailers are taking notice “BookTok” has sent old books back to the top of bestseller lists and helped launch the careers of new authors. Videos with … Continue reading

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Father of the Year Wants To Protect The Children

Comrade Prznint Stupid is taking the bold step of protecting children from gun violence. Haha, I jest. He wants to stop the Yutes of Tomorrow from vaping: Here's video of Trump telling reporters today that "innocent children" are "coming home … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The founder of American Renewal Project, David Lane, is praying for us again. Let’s find out why! “Contemporary America lost its bearings in the last 100 years and turned into a secular culture. It all began … Continue reading

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The Yutes of Today, Bravo!

From the Axios morning email thingie: “A new national poll of America’s 18- to 29-year-olds by Harvard’s Institute of Politics (IOP), located at the Kennedy School of Government, finds a marked increase in the number of young Americans who indicate … Continue reading

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About Yesterday…

Can hardly wait for Spicy’s take. — Tengrain, covfefe-boy (@Tengrain) March 25, 2018 I’ve been reading crowd size reports, trying to assess if the Republicans will be able to write off yesterday’s protests as a focus group (as they did … Continue reading

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Aaron Schock Hits Bottom, Is Out, Goes Down…

The Revenge of Dowtown Abbey! Fashion-forward Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Lindsey Graham’s Closet) has resigned so he can spend more time with his belt collection.

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Millennials for Jeb is selling… a flask because Chimpy was a boozer, why not raise money for NotChimpy by selling flasks, thus proving that The Smart Bush is his own man! I’m already howling that there is such a thing … Continue reading

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Our Modern Life

Imagine how cool it would be if Dude got a video of the humpback whale that is right next to him. You know, instead of texting, “S’up?” to his bros.

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Sexism and the Middle Schooler

Because it is never too soon to educate girls that their bodies are objects: Earlier this month, Haven Middle School administrators notified parents that female students are no longer allowed to wear shorts, leggings, or yoga pants because those articles … Continue reading

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Hipster-punching is the new Hippie-Punching

Take it away, Rich “Starburst” Lowry: “[P]ajama Boy’s place in Internet infamy was secured as soon as the insufferable man-child was tweeted out by Organizing for America.” Not having seen Pajama Boy (yet) anywhere, I sort of doubted that this … Continue reading

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