Category Archives: Cindy Hyde-Smith

Bless Her Heart! It’s Cindy Hyde-Smith’s Birthday

Noted Civil-War losing-side cosplayer Sen*. Cindy Hyde-Smith is 62 today! Maybe she will have a Kappa Alpha, Old South-style birthday party?! Fiddle-dee-dee! *D’oh! Corrected, thanks to Scissorhead R White.)

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She Seems Nice

The Mississippi Free Press reports: “We’re coming guns loaded, packed, ready to be there and prepared to take whatever they throw at us,” [U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith] said. The context is the confirmation of would-be Justice Coathangers, so Coathangers has … Continue reading

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The South Rose Again!

In a shocking non-surprise, notorious Confederate States of America enthusiast Cindy Hyde-Smith won her Senate race in Mississippi over Mike Espy. The percentage was 54% to 46%. While that might seem like a lot, it actually is much closer than … Continue reading

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