Category Archives: The New Confederacy

Republican’s Have A Problem

The media is filled with lots of arm-chair quarterbacking about the California recall and lessons learned. Our pals at Electoral-Vote did the work and gathered the headlines: The dust has settled a bit in California, so lists of takeaways are … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 11 Comments

General Lee Surrenders AGAIN

Poor LOSERS Good news, indeed: Virginia cuts Confederate Gen. Robert Lee statue into pieces We hope that —for a while at least— they left just the horse’s ass up on the pedestal. Anyway, our pals over at Electoral-Vote have a … Continue reading

Posted in League of the South, The New Confederacy | 8 Comments

(UPDATED) That Didn’t Take Long

BREAKING: Florida's Senate President announces that they will be passing a model of the Texas abortion law. — No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) September 2, 2021 And now vigilantes are empowered across the New Confederacy, from Texastan to … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Forced Birth, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy, War on Women | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News I’m shocked: White supremacist praise of the Taliban takeover concerns US officials (CNN)As the United States-backed government in Afghanistan fell to the Taliban and US troops raced to leave the country, White supremacist and anti-government extremists have … Continue reading

Posted in The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 8 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

The glass of stupid is half empty/full: Axios-Ipsos poll: Just 20% of Americans are "not very likely" or "not at all likely" to get a COVID vaccine. That's the lowest number ever recorded in the poll. — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Vaccine, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 12 Comments

Tucker Carlson and the Sin of Omission

Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson decided on his White Power Hour to, uh, give us an example of why Critical Race Theory should be taught in schools: Tucker Carlson says the Biden administration is allowing Afghan refugees to enter the … Continue reading

Posted in Critical Race Theory, Fox News, racism, Talentless Hacks, The New Confederacy, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. Cawthorn?

The Eagles Nest gift shop habitué Rep. Madison Cawthorn is calling for the 25th Amendment to be invoked to remove President Handsome Joe Biden, you know, because he must be incompetent. It did not go well: Calling for the 25th, … Continue reading

Posted in Madison Cawthorn, Nazis, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 9 Comments

Godwin’s Law, Revisited

I hate the way that the internets always jump to yelling “nazi” and… what’s that, you say? Anti-parasite drug used on Arkansas jail’s inmates for COVID “Inmates at a northwest Arkansas jail have been prescribed ivermectin to combat COVID-19, despite … Continue reading

Posted in Arkansas, Crazeee States, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Nazis, Pandemics, Vaccine | 10 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two

We finally now know why we are in the 4th Wave of the Trump-Virus: IT’S  THE  KENYAN  USURPER’S  FAULT!!!1! Sen. John Kennedy claims Obama scaling back his birthday party isn't good enough — he needs to cancel it altogether (because, … Continue reading

Posted in racism, The Kenyan Usurper, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 22 Comments

Psssst… Wanna Buy A Wall?

If you never got a chance to get in on the ground floor of the Brooklyn Bridge, Scissorhead Roket tips us that the wall is available: A man who spent $30 million building a 3-mile wall between the US and … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments