Category Archives: The New Confederacy

No, Tiger Beat, 2020 Is Not 1972

Posted on October 14, 2017 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has a really BS-laden article of how the Dims are in the same position with Preznint Stupid as they were with Nixon during the 1972 election with McGovern as the standard bearer. Tiger … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bernie Sanders, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, dim-o-crats, Hillary Clinton, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 2 Comments

Steve Scalise: Lessons Unlearned

Posted on October 6, 2017 by

If we read our Dickens stories correctly, we know that when confronted with death Scrooge changes course and becomes a jolly sort of CEO and Tiny Tim gets to bless everyone. It’s an uplifting, object-lesson that it is never too … Continue reading →

Posted in David Duke, Homophobia, sexism, Steve Scalise, The New Confederacy | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on September 29, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Christian apologist Neil Mammen explain to us what’s going on with the Nazi-punching: Sweet Jeebus, “an antifascist fighting a fascist is just a local turf war between socialists.” That’s enough to make intellectually … Continue reading →

Posted in Nazis, Richard Spencer, The New Confederacy, Theocrats | 5 Comments

GOP: ‘Never Heard of Him’

Posted on September 28, 2017 by

This  would be funny if it were not so tragic: Senate Republicans Have Never Heard of Roy Moore  What about Moore’s history of racially insensitive comments? Haven’t heard anything. Homophobic remarks? Nada. Moore’s claim that some American communities are living … Continue reading →

Posted in The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 8, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs White Supremacist Rep. Steve King (R-IA) is Todd Starnes’ guest on his good-time Grifting Gospel Hour, and boy-howdy, the KKKlan is gonna love this seven minutes of nut-filled, candy-coated racism: So besides claiming that most Dreamers … Continue reading →

Posted in Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, The New Confederacy, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 7, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Finally, American Family Association governmental affairs director Sandy Rios is admitting that she and the rest of her gang really are Nazis, but you know, the good kind of Nazis: And here’s Sandy Rios’ take-away quote … Continue reading →

Posted in Nazis, The New Confederacy | 5 Comments

Civil War between White Nationalists and the Rest of Us: A Survivor and Thriver Guide

Posted on September 4, 2017 by

We’ve received hundreds of questions from readers, such as, “if a race war erupts, should I find a spray tan salon that offers the color white?” “I have a large nose, should I get a nose job?” “What kind of … Continue reading →

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The Crazee State of Alabama Still In The Running!

Posted on August 28, 2017 by

Jeebus, what is wrong with these people, Cont. McClatchy tells us… As cities across the country are tearing down and relocating Confederate monuments, a county in southern Alabama on Sunday unveiled a new one. Several hundred people attended a dedication … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Racism, The New Confederacy | 10 Comments

Running Faster Than The Bear, Cont.

Posted on August 24, 2017 by

Hey guys, remember the post yesterday in which we postulated that Trump doesn’t have to outrun the bear, he just needs to be faster than the other guy? (Actually, he only needs to be more popular than the things he … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, David Duke, League of the South, Nazis, Richard Spencer, The New Confederacy, Theocrats, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

The South Would Rise Again

Posted on August 23, 2017 by

Holy crap: Robert E. Lee has a 36/24 favorability with Americans, with 40% having no opinion of him either way. He’s at a 61/10 spread with Trump voters but just a 17/40 spread with Clinton voters. In a finding that … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, David Duke, League of the South, Nazis, racism, Racism, Richard Spencer, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 2 Comments