Category Archives: The Law

45 Took The 5th on the 10th

Posted on August 11, 2022 by tengrain

If you can believe it, Citizen Hair Füror exercised his fifth Amendment Rights yesterday! He answered only one question: “What is your name?” and it was the Fifth from there on! “I once asked, ‘If you’re innocent, why are you … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Law, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 3 Comments

Jones Tries New Conspiracy

Posted on April 18, 2022 by tengrain

Noted conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is trying to avoid judgement for his Sandy Hook conspiracy theory by declaring bankruptcy: Far-right website Infowars and two other firms owned by Jones, IWHealth and Prison Planet TV, have filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, … Continue reading →

Posted in Alex Jones, Conspiracy Theorists, Terrible Human Beings, The Law | 6 Comments

More Legal Trouble for Grand Wizard Hair Füror

Posted on January 11, 2022 by tengrain

Judge Amit Mehta held a 5-hour hearing  for a civil lawsuit that seek damages from Hair Füror —and other Republicans—due to his (in)actions on January 6 during the Stupid Coup: During a court hearing Monday, Judge Amit Mehta pointed out … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Law, The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Area Man Tries Novel Legal Gambit to Avoid Testifying: N’uh-Uh!

Posted on October 9, 2021 by tengrain

This will be interesting to watch play out: (CNN)Steve Bannon will not cooperate with the House select committee investigating January 6, his lawyer said in an email obtained by CNN that cites former President Donald Trump’s claim of executive privilege. … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Steve Bannon, The Law, The Stupid Coup | 12 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift (Maybe?)

Posted on September 1, 2021 by tengrain

Guys,  the Proud Boys and other weak-brained insurrectionists have misplaced their noted ambulance chaser defender John Pierce, last seen being fired by vigilante Kyle Rittenhouse after some financial shenanigans!!1! Capitol riot lawyer John Pierce goes missing with Covid excuse and … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Insurrection, The Law, The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

Republicans Play Telephone, Hilarity Ensues

Posted on September 1, 2021 by tengrain

We were surprised/not surprised to read that Republicans are up in arm that the January 6 Commission is requesting the phone records from pretty much all the carriers (emphasis mine): Kevin McCarthy warns GOP majority ‘will not forget’ if companies … Continue reading →

Posted in The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Law, The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 2, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Another D.C. Police Officer who faced the Insurrection has died: Third police officer, Gunther Hashida, dies by suicide after defending Capitol during riot by pro-Trump mob The article is very vague on details or explanation, and I … Continue reading →

Posted in The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Law, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Another Tourist At Lovefest Pleads Guilty

Posted on July 15, 2021 by tengrain

Amazing, innit, how innocent tourists at the January 6 Lovefest (that totally was not an insurrection riot) has said, oops, yeah I did it: “An Idaho man photographed hanging from the Senate balcony and sitting in the presiding officer’s chair … Continue reading →

Posted in The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Law, The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Cohen Goes Back to the Sneezer

Posted on July 10, 2020 by tengrain

Comrade Trump’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy ™) Michael Cohen is in the news again! Axios morning email thingie: Michael Cohen went back to prison yesterday after the N.Y. Post photographed him dining alfresco last week, and he refused to submit … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Michael Cohen, The Law, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 4 Comments

QED: The Prznint Is Always Above The Law

Posted on January 21, 2020 by tengrain

The GOP might be setting up a show trial to quickly get Dear Leader off the hook, but there is something much more alarming going on. Comrade Stupid’s legal beagles (and I apologize to the noble hounds everywhere) are arguing … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Law | 11 Comments