Category Archives: the eighth dwarf

The Outsiders

Vanity Fair (fair warning: behind a paywall, methinks) has a piece up that makes predictions and sort of classifies a lot of (allegedly) power players in DC. This particular clump caught my attention: “In the lead-up to the Senate vote … Continue reading

Posted in Susan Collins, the eighth dwarf | 3 Comments

Shorter Ben Shapiro (hahaha):

You’ve ruined Andrew’s vision of bigotry! Yes, tiny fists of fury and chronic masturbator Ben Shapiro has resigned from Breitbart News to stand (probably on a sturdy box) in solidarity with Michelle Fields (who has also resigned), who as we … Continue reading

Posted in media, People Dumber than Dolphins, Shallow graves for shallow people, Talentless Hacks, the eighth dwarf | 8 Comments

Endangered species: the WI Wall-eyed Git

The Andromeda Strain of Stupid, Scott Walker just received yet another warning shot across the bow of the S.S. Git: Journal-Sentinel “After a great deal of thought and consideration, I’ve decided to put the needs of my family first,” [State … Continue reading

Posted in the eighth dwarf, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

Shorter Tom Friedman

“I’ve been in a coma since 2008, but Obama should stop appeasing the Dirty F***ing Hippies, and cut grannie’s cat food ration.” (NYTimes)

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Pundits who make me crazy, snark, the eighth dwarf | 9 Comments

In his own words…

It’s clear to all of us, Democrats and Republicans, that we have flawed intelligence. — Weepy, the Eighth Dwarf

Posted in snark, the eighth dwarf, Weepy

Supercuts is offering Weepy a bonus coupon!

Strangley orange-hued and hound-faced Member of Congress, Weepy the eighth dwarf, (Crybaby, OH), took some time from his busy schedule of tanning salons, vodka, and golf to hold a press conference, and while bleating and mewling about taxes (what else … Continue reading

Posted in snark, the eighth dwarf, Weepy