Category Archives: The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans)

Big Bucks For Ayatollah Ted, Too

Everyone involved in helping Hair Füror overthrow the gubmint in the Stupid Coup is being rewarded even loathsome Ayatollah Ted, the most hated man in the Senate, made a gigantic haul in the first quarter: $5,317,000. Possum Hollar seems to have … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

Big Bucks For Der Führer’s Fanboi

Tiger Beat’s Society Page informs us: CAW-CHING: Freshman Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-N.C.), who was recently honeymooning with his new bride in Dubai, received more than a $1 million in total contributions during Q1. Cawthorn was among those who voted against … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Best gubmint money can buy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments

Arizona Takes Pole Position in Crazee State Race

The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan have a terrible candidate running for the Secretary of State, according to Vice: This QAnon-Loving ‘Stop the Steal’ Leader Wants to Be Arizona’s Next Secretary of State As a … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Q-spiracy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

And A Dark Goat Emerges for 2024

Insurrection poster boy and noted Proud-Boy Lite Sen. Josh Hawley (R- Possum Hollar) is on a roll of fundraising that seems like a forewarning of trouble ahead. Tiger Beat on the Potomac: Sen. Josh Hawley raised more than $3 million … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

(UPDATED) It’s A Dysfunctional Family

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) has the hot dish that TFG and amply be-chinned Mitch are fighting again, and who knows who is gonna make pancakes the next day to calm down the children: ‘Dumb son of a … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rat Bastards, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Read this story, it’s the most comprehensive timeline I’ve seen of the Stupid Coup: ‘Clear the Capitol,’ Pence pleaded, timeline of riot shows It’s really eff’ing clear that Hair Füror was trying to overthrow the gubmint, and … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

Open Tabs

Two very different pieces that are strangely related: Red Bull, Elon Musk, and Matt Gaetz The Coming (Cancel) Culture War They both are giving us a foreshadow of things to come. Well, the same thing, but viewed from different angles. … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 5 Comments

Georgia: ‘Let Them Eat Cake, Delivered By UberEats’

Kemp* addresses the least problematic aspect of their new Jim Crow laws: “They can order a pizza. They can order Grubhub or UberEats, right?” –Georgeduh Gubnor Brian Kemp* The food & water thingie is a distraction, me peeps, and it … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Georgeduh, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), voting | 8 Comments

If You Don’t Go Big, Go Home

One Lump of Stupid or Two? The NRCC learned from their master how to scam the rubes: This is the NRCC's homepage prechecked donation box right now. Unchecking makes supporters a "DEFECTOR" https://t.co/xADoxrsbCj pic.twitter.com/tOcm4F75Pj — Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) April 7, … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 6 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

“We have a major under-incarceration problem in America. And it’s only getting worse.” — Sen. Tom Cotton

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Black Lives Matter, racism, Racism, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Tom Cotton, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments