Category Archives: The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans)

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Guys, it seems that Possum Hollar Pennsyltucky’s Republican Gubnor candidate has quite the resumé. Vanity Fair’s email thingie alerts us: If you’re not familiar with Doug Mastriano, a quick primer on the state senator turned gubernatorial candidate: – On November … Continue reading

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BREAKING: K-Mac Gets Subpoena’ed

We are totally in uncharted territory, but it feels good? The Jan. 6 select committee has subpoenaed five Republican congressmen, including Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Jim Jordan… In addition to McCarthy and Jordan, the panel sent summons to … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Justice Thomas Has Some Concerns

  It takes some brass for the husband of an active and willing insurrectionist to pearl-clutch about institutional integrity: Justice Clarence Thomas said that the judiciary is threatened if people are unwilling to “live with outcomes we don’t agree with,” … Continue reading

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Ginni Thomas, SCOTUS, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Republicans Are The Problem

Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Legitimate Political Discourse, Matt Gaetz, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Screwie Louie Gohmert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Misunderstood Area Insurrectionist Wants To Set Record Straight

The Stupid Coup, Part Infinity Hair Füror’s lucky #4 Chief of Staff and Stupid Coup linchpin, Mark Meadows has a bone to pick with the Jan. 6 Committee: WASHINGTON (AP) — Former Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, remember the news that CNN got their filthy hippie hands onto the text messages that Hair Füror’s lucky #4 Chief of Staff Mark Meadows turned over to the January 6 Committee? Guess What?! 80+ of … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

GOP Worried That GOP Will Have To Deal With The Leader of The GOP

As long as we are talking about Fails and Whales, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads with the prospect of Fat Nixon returning to Twitter now that Elon Musk owns $45B Ameros of free speech: … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, NeoCons, Social Media, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Twitter, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 4 Comments

Perjury Taylor Greene Does Not Recall

Guys, Rep. 3-names was ordered to testify at a hearing in Atlanta yesterday because some voters from her district think she should be disqualified from running for reelection due to helping facilitate the January 6 insurrection (ALLEGEDLY), and —what are the … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, People Dumber than Dolphins, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

GOP Advice: Pull Yourself Up By Your Jackboot Straps

No comment. “I wanna give you a little history lesson on homelessness. In 1910, Hitler decided to live on the streets for a while. So for two years, Hitler lived on the streets and practice his oratory and body language … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Tennessee, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, when a defense attorney says his client is innocent because he was only obeying orders, uh, what do you think of first? Yeah, me too: The story: Dustin Thompson, a 38-year-old from Ohio, is the third … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, Roger Stone, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments