Category Archives: The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans)

‘When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time’, Part Infinity

Karl Rove, (Chimpy’s Brain, Turdblossom – your choice) was deeply and personally offended by Handsome Joe’s inauguration address, you know, because he thought he was personally being attacked for white supremacy. “…Let’s see what happens with the caravan,” Fox News … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Officially 5 years too late, irrelevant tall person and noted saboteur James Comey has come to a startling conclusion after blowing up Hillary Clinton’s campaign in 2016 and ushering the the 4th Reich: Now, Mr Comey told … Continue reading

Posted in Feast of Saint Ronnie, James 'Air Kiss' Comey, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 7 Comments

Ethics Charges Against Ayatollah Ted And Pride of Branson, Josh Hee-Hawley

These two Coup Klux Klanners are so polarizing that there is no middle ground: either you hate them or you really hate them!  The Hill: A group of Senate Democrats filed an ethics complaint against Republican Sens. Josh Hawley and … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Insurrection, Sedition, Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 1 Comment

The Future’s So Bright, We’re Gonna Need Shades

Our Pals over at Electoral-Vote give us some good news about President-elect Handsome Joe Biden’s economic plans: It is called the “American Rescue Plan,” and it is only the first step in beating back the twin threats. The plan has … Continue reading

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Staff Shocked: Ayatollah Ted Continues To Be Himself

2024 Goat Rodeo I’m afraid once again we must grab the bull by the tail and face the situation: Ted Cruz, professional asshole. Ted Cruz’s Former Staffers Are ‘Disgusted’ by His New Low for Trump “Ted Cruz has long had … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Sen. Josh Hawley, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Republicans Repeat to National Media: ‘As We Said Before, We’re Being Silenced Again!’

We use that clip to illustrate that life imitates art: as the Q-Caucus wears a CENSORED mask on the House Floor giving her response to the nation: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) wears a “CENSORED” mask, as she speaks to … Continue reading

Posted in Free Speech, Junior Mints, Our Failed Political Press, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Our pals over at Buzzfeed did the obvious legwork that our Failed Political Press neglected: Capitol Police Officers Said They Wouldn’t Be Surprised If Members Of Congress Helped Plan The Attack After seeing one of their colleagues … Continue reading

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Confirmed: The Coup Attempt Had Inside Help

Per the WaPo, the so-called Stop the Steal rally (Insurrection ‘R’ Us) that brought Hair Füror’s storm troopers to attack the Capitol had inside help from the Coup Klux Klansmen representatives of the terrible sand people of the terrible sand … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Insurrection, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

UPDATED: Planning for “The Stupid Coup,” Part Deux

  While Hair Füror and his nearly-executed  walking termite buffet Mike Pence were making up in the Oval Office promising not to 25th Amendment him, the Capitol Police were briefing House Democrats on three (3!) possible attacks that Vulgarmort’s Orcs … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

Axios Builds A Lifeboat

Leave it to Axios to save the Coup Klux Klan: Our new reality: Three Americas The United States, torn apart by insurrection and mass misinformation, is witnessing a political and social realignment unfold in real time: We’re splitting into three … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Axios, Fox News, Hate Radio, Junkie Limbaugh, Our Failed Political Press, Rush Limbaugh, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments