Category Archives: Texas

Ah, Texas!

There goes the neighborhood: Dorothy Barrera, who is white and wanted to be buried next to her husband of 40 years, said the Normanna Cemetery Association refused to bury the cremated remains of Pedro Barrera, a Latino, in the San … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ah, Texas: “The Health and Human Services Commission developed new rules to ensure Texas law maintains the highest standards of human dignity,” said Bryan Black, a spokesman for the commission. Go on, I’m listening… Texas is … Continue reading

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Texans Know Their A-B-3’s

The Texas Supreme has ruled in favor of the family who home-schooled their NINE kids and actually did not teach them anything because they were gonna be raptured up to Hebbin to sit with Jeebus: Laura and Michael McIntyre began … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning!

Oh, sweet Jeebus: Texas AG Ken Paxton (Motto: “Making Screwie Louie Gohmert look smarter every day”) has joined the Bathroom Brigade with noted gender studies scholar The Dumb One on the curvey couch: “This opens the door to all kinds … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Served Hot, Texas Style

You may recall, I gave 3.5 Gohmerts out of 5 to east Texas’ Mary Lou Bruner to win her election to the Texas Schoolboard… I’m here to announce I was wrong, the winner is Kevan Ellis. This is notable for … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Hey guys, remember that crazy lady in Texas (“which one?,” you ask) who said that The Kenyan Usurper was a gay hooker? You know, Mary Lou Bruner? It looks like Texas might elect her to the State Board of Education in … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

The Republican Party of Texas official plank seems to call most Texans gay: “Homosexuality is a chosen behavior that is contrary to the fundamental unchanging truths that has been ordained by God in the Bible, recognized by our nations founders, … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Screwie Louie Gohmert weeps

Claim Chowder Texas’ GOP voted to not secede from the United States: “But that didn’t prepare me for the full-throated, red-faced vitriol at last night’s debate over secession at the Texas GOP Convention. During an hour-long fight in the middle … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice (Part Infinity)

Your Kind Cannot Pee Here Meet Denton County Texas’ Sheriff candidate, Republican Tracy Murphree: “All I can say is this: If my little girl is in a public women’s restroom and a man, regardless of how he may identify, goes … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Yup, as we reported over the weekend that it was a possibility, it is now a reality: Texas’ GOP will debate secession from the United States at their state convention. At last, Screwie Louie and Rick Perry will have to … Continue reading

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