Category Archives: Terror! Theater

More GOP FanFic

Posted on April 3, 2022 by tengrain

It’s a slow news morning, Scissorheads, but this did catch my eye: Some wingnut is declaring that twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid “caught” Osama bin Laden: WASHINGTON – Donald Trump’s supporters give him credit for lots of things, but a Michigan member … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Lying Liars Who Lie, Terror! Theater, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

The Quotable Hair Füror

Posted on August 27, 2021 by tengrain

Hair Füror wants some praise for destroying ISIS (who have claimed responsibility for yesterday’s attack in Afghanistan), so he went on Hugh Hewett’s show to remind us that he totally destroyed them [Announcer Voice: He did not.] “Well, I don’t want … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11, Terror! Theater | 14 Comments

The Dank Flop Sweat of Prznint Stupid

Posted on September 10, 2020 by tengrain

Give it a rest, Stupid: Osama bin Laden‘s niece has claimed that another 9/11-inspired attack could happen if Joe Biden is elected president, and she says only Donald Trump could prevent it. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11, Terror! Theater | 8 Comments

Trump’s Cronkite Moment?

Posted on January 7, 2019 by tengrain

LBJ famously said during the Vietnam War: “If I’ve lost Cronkite, I’ve lost Middle America.” Prznint Stupid is losing Fox News, and if he does, he’s lost Possum Hollar. They have no other news source. Watch this space. This is … Continue reading →

Posted in immigration, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Terror! Theater | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 22, 2017 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, the bane of mooselimbs everywhere, hate radio host Josh Bernstein has a great idea for stopping ter-rah-ist mass killings! Let’s listen for the first minute or so: Trucks. He wants to regulate trucks. What … Continue reading →

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Shallow graves for shallow people, Terror! Theater, Wingnuttia | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

Swamp Draining, Cont.

Posted on December 27, 2016 by tengrain

Hair Führer Donald Trump announced Thomas P. Bossert will be his Homeland Security and Counterterrorism secretary. Bossert was Chimpy’s deputy Homeland Security Adviser. Oh? The swamp? Bossert runs a homeland and national security consulting business and is part of some … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Great Adventure, NeoCons, Terror! Theater | 4 Comments

GOP: Politicizing 9-11 Fifteen Years Later

Posted on September 11, 2016 by tengrain

Well, this is offensive: tiny terror Gary Bauer decided that the time was right at the Value Voters Summit to compare the 2016 Goat Rodeo with 9/11 Flight 93. Sweet Jeebus with an upright tray: Y’all Qaeda just doesn’t know … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Terrible Human Beings, Terror! Theater | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Donald

Posted on August 12, 2016 by tengrain

Jeebus, he’s on a roll: Yet even as he worked to quell one campaign controversy, Trump appeared to spark another late Wednesday when said he was “fine” with trying Americans suspected of terrorism in military tribunals at the Guantanamo Bay … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Terror! Theater | 7 Comments

Today in ‘Show Us Your Papers’ News

Posted on July 16, 2016 by tengrain

Wingnuttian super-hero Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-Possum Hollar) gives us a two-fer Terror! Theater: I call on @POTUS to 1) halt the Syrian refugee resettlement program 2) immediately deport any non-citizens listed on a terror-watch list — Rep. Jeff Duncan (@RepJeffDuncan) … Continue reading →

Posted in Terrible Human Beings, Terror! Theater | 1 Comment

Don’t Say Trump Didn’t Warn Us!

Posted on May 16, 2016 by tengrain

BuzzFeed: “Bad things will happen – a lot of bad things will happen. There will be attacks that you wouldn’t believe. There will be attacks by the people that are right now that are coming into our country, because, I … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Terror! Theater | 8 Comments