Category Archives: Terror! Theater

The Dank Flop Sweat of Prznint Stupid

Give it a rest, Stupid: Osama bin Laden‘s niece has claimed that another 9/11-inspired attack could happen if Joe Biden is elected president, and she says only Donald Trump could prevent it. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11, Terror! Theater | 8 Comments

Trump’s Cronkite Moment?

LBJ famously said during the Vietnam War: “If I’ve lost Cronkite, I’ve lost Middle America.” Prznint Stupid is losing Fox News, and if he does, he’s lost Possum Hollar. They have no other news source. Watch this space. This is … Continue reading

Posted in immigration, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Terror! Theater | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, the bane of mooselimbs everywhere, hate radio host Josh Bernstein has a great idea for stopping ter-rah-ist mass killings! Let’s listen for the first minute or so: Trucks. He wants to regulate trucks. What … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Shallow graves for shallow people, Terror! Theater, Wingnuttia | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

Swamp Draining, Cont.

Hair Führer Donald Trump announced Thomas P. Bossert will be his Homeland Security and Counterterrorism secretary. Bossert was Chimpy’s deputy Homeland Security Adviser. Oh? The swamp? Bossert runs a homeland and national security consulting business and is part of some … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Great Adventure, NeoCons, Terror! Theater | 4 Comments

GOP: Politicizing 9-11 Fifteen Years Later

Well, this is offensive: tiny terror Gary Bauer decided that the time was right at the Value Voters Summit to compare the 2016 Goat Rodeo with 9/11 Flight 93. Sweet Jeebus with an upright tray: Y’all Qaeda just doesn’t know … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Terrible Human Beings, Terror! Theater | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Donald

Jeebus, he’s on a roll: Yet even as he worked to quell one campaign controversy, Trump appeared to spark another late Wednesday when said he was “fine” with trying Americans suspected of terrorism in military tribunals at the Guantanamo Bay … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Terror! Theater | 7 Comments

Today in ‘Show Us Your Papers’ News

Wingnuttian super-hero Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-Possum Hollar) gives us a two-fer Terror! Theater: I call on @POTUS to 1) halt the Syrian refugee resettlement program 2) immediately deport any non-citizens listed on a terror-watch list — Rep. Jeff Duncan (@RepJeffDuncan) … Continue reading

Posted in Terrible Human Beings, Terror! Theater | 1 Comment

Don’t Say Trump Didn’t Warn Us!

BuzzFeed: “Bad things will happen – a lot of bad things will happen. There will be attacks that you wouldn’t believe. There will be attacks by the people that are right now that are coming into our country, because, I … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Terror! Theater | 8 Comments

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Virginia…

A wailing scream of the Damned is heard coming from the Cheney’s Hellmouth, er, mansion: “CIA Director John Brennan told NBC News in an exclusive interview that his agency will not engage in harsh “enhanced interrogation” practices, including waterboarding, which … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rudy?

“She helped create ISIS. Hillary Clinton could be considered a founding member of ISIS.” “But Dick Cheney, HAIL SATAN!,” Giuliani did not add, “is ISIS CEO for eternal life.”

Posted in Hillary Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, Terror! Theater | 3 Comments