Category Archives: Terrible Human Beings

He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Over at Barbwire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, we learn about one man’s (Paul Hair) hopes and dreams: DISMANTLE THE … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, Terrible Human Beings, The New Confederacy, Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Old Man Yells At Cloud – UPDATED

“I promise you that we will be united against any Supreme Court nominee that Hillary Clinton, if she were president, would put up. I promise you. This is where we need the majority.” –Grandpa Walnuts, the man who inflicted Mooselini … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Grandpa Walnuts, Hillary Clinton, sexism, Terrible Human Beings, War on Women | 12 Comments

The Morning Quote

Why are the dogs barking? “I’m sorry, dead people generally vote for Democrats rather than Republicans,” the former New York City mayor told CNN’s Jake Tapper on “State of the Union.” “You want me to (say) that I think the … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, racism, Rudy Giuliani, Shallow graves for shallow people, Terrible Human Beings | 14 Comments

GOP: Politicizing 9-11 Fifteen Years Later

Well, this is offensive: tiny terror Gary Bauer decided that the time was right at the Value Voters Summit to compare the 2016 Goat Rodeo with 9/11 Flight 93. Sweet Jeebus with an upright tray: Y’all Qaeda just doesn’t know … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Terrible Human Beings, Terror! Theater | 5 Comments

Today in ‘Show Us Your Papers’ News

Wingnuttian super-hero Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-Possum Hollar) gives us a two-fer Terror! Theater: I call on @POTUS to 1) halt the Syrian refugee resettlement program 2) immediately deport any non-citizens listed on a terror-watch list — Rep. Jeff Duncan (@RepJeffDuncan) … Continue reading

Posted in Terrible Human Beings, Terror! Theater | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I know this will come as a shock to many of you (read: “none”), but the Ku Klux Klan is now using North Carolina’s infamous Your Kind Cannot Pee Here Law as a recruiting tool: KKK … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, Terrible Human Beings, The New Confederacy, Transphobia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 5 Comments

Some Fries with Your Stupid, Donald?

Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke really likes the way that Vulgarmort is rehab’ing Hitler: It just doesn’t get much more clear than that, now does it?

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, David Duke, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Terrible Human Beings, The New Confederacy | 5 Comments

Cliven Bundy Tells Us What He Knows About…

…the Federal Government. It doesn’t exist, it seems: Jailed rancher Cliven Bundy refused to acknowledge federal authority and declined to enter a plea in a U.S. court to criminal charges that he that he led an armed standoff against federal … Continue reading

Posted in snark, Terrible Human Beings, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

The Morning Quote

“I just don’t think that Donald Trump has given any indication that he’s supportive of the Ku Klux Klan.” —Uncle Sugar, who definitely knows which way the wind blows.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike 'Uncle Sugar' Huckabee, Terrible Human Beings | 2 Comments

Let Them Eat Cake (Happy Hour News Briefs)

News That Will Drive You To Drink Man, talk about being tone deaf: Heather Anne Leavitt, the cake designer and proprietress behind Ann Arbor’s boutique cakery, Sweet Heather Anne, makes a lot of high-end, super-detailed cakes, so she didn’t blink … Continue reading

Posted in Monsters, Terrible Human Beings | 9 Comments