Category Archives: Terrible Human Beings

Jones Tries New Conspiracy

Noted conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is trying to avoid judgement for his Sandy Hook conspiracy theory by declaring bankruptcy: Far-right website Infowars and two other firms owned by Jones, IWHealth and Prison Planet TV, have filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, … Continue reading

Posted in Alex Jones, Conspiracy Theorists, Terrible Human Beings, The Law | 6 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Mel, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Mel is lamenting that her NFT grifts have all come to naught and that she’s just another con artist from Merde-a-Lardo, so she takes kids as human shields to deflect criticism: “Those who attack my initiatives and create the appearance … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Grifters Gotta Grift, Melancholia Trump, Terrible Human Beings | 8 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Dennis Prager? (Receipts Enclosed)

Teach history, goddammit. — Kwame Opam (@kwameopam) November 9, 2021 Here’s some history for ya, Denny: 7/4/83 Rev. Jerry Falwell says that AIDS – which he calls a “gay plague” – is God’s way of “spanking” us.” 10/24/85 Houston … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Terrible Human Beings | 10 Comments

Crown Prince Bone Saw knows one when he sees one. 

And now it can be told: Saad Aljabri: I am here to sound the alarm about a psychopath, killer, in the Middle East with infinite resources, who poses threat to his people, to the Americans and to the planet. Saad … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Crown Prince Bone Saw, Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Rat Bastards, Terrible Human Beings | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hipster Barbie is M.I.A: “With Democrats pleading for a deal on a hard-fought social safety net bill, one of the key holdouts, Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) left Washington on Friday. The reason, her spokesman said, was a … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), Terrible Human Beings | 10 Comments

GOP Saboteurs, er, Senators Unanimously Vote Against Funding Country

Republican Senators voted unanimously to block an increase in the debt limit. Technically (get ready for some arcane Senate merde, these people are blowhards) they blocked consideration of the bill at all, because the vote was on “whether to allow a … Continue reading

Posted in NeoCons, Terrible Human Beings, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 15 Comments

Sinema Sends Greetings From Arizonastan

Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac (thanks Charlie with an assist from MPS’ patron saint Watertiger) morning email thingie scoops: MODS TO BIDEN: BIF NOW OR BUST — Sen. KYRSTEN SINEMA (D-Ariz.) delivered a tough message to President JOE BIDEN … Continue reading

Posted in Best gubmint money can buy, Grifters Gotta Grift, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), Terrible Human Beings | 4 Comments

2022 Prime Directive: Elect More Dems To Senate

Oh, Hi Joe Manchin In our on-going feature of Terrible Human Beings Being Terrible or Oh, Hi Joe Manchin!, [/end Bullwinkle voice-over], today we present… Scoop: Manchin backs as little as $1 trillion of Biden’s $3.5 trillion plan Sen. Joe … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, Joe Manchin, Terrible Human Beings | 7 Comments

The Comedic Stylings of Dinesh D’Souza

The Stupid Coup, part infinity D’vorce D’spousa —documentarian fabulist, convicted election fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist and self-proclaimed political prisoner of the Kenyan Usurper— has sumpin’ to say to us: Pro … Continue reading

Posted in 2-drink minimum, D’vorce D’spousa, Terrible Human Beings, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

He Seems Nice

Eagles Nest gift shop habitué Rep. Madison Cawthorn, ladies and gents: Rep Madison Cawthorn: "If anybody ever wants to say 'oh, well you know what, citizens with a few small arms fire would never be able to stop the federal … Continue reading

Posted in Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, Nazis, Terrible Human Beings, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 11 Comments