Category Archives: Technology

Failed Florida Blogger To Try Again On ‘New Platform’

Father of the Year and very fertile person, Jason Miller has allegedly quit being Hair Füror’s mouthpiece (eww, gross) and is now the CEO of an unnamed tech company that is allegedly building a new social media platform that failed … Continue reading

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Gaetz Takes Aim At Cancel Culture

Guys there was a little more context around the Matt Gaetz quote earlier in the week, you know, where he said that “We have a Second Amendment in this country, and I think we have an obligation to use it” … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News And now we know what we always suspected: How shady companies got millions of names for fake anti-net neutrality comments Entered an online contest lately? Congrats! You could have unwittingly supported the repeal of net neutrality… A … Continue reading

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The List, Cont.

I guess we’ll need a plank on both yachts. — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) May 7, 2021

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

  Thanks for making The Tyranny of Big Tech a best seller all week on Amazon! You can get your copy here — Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) May 6, 2021 Um, Joshie, where exactly is it selling? Oh. Who are … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ohio?

Ohio state senator sees nothing wrong with driving while video conferencing On the same day a distracted driving bill was introduced, state Sen. Andrew Brenner, R-Delaware, participated in a government video meeting while driving… …House Bill 283, introduced Monday, calls … Continue reading

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So… This Happened

House hearing forced to recess as ‘Galaxy Quest,’ ‘Down Periscope’ play in background As Rep. Marcy Kaptur began Monday’s House Appropriations subcommittee hearing, she seemed completely unaware of the peril the crew of the USS Stingray was in. “As this … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Why? Sweet Baby Jeebus with an iPhone, WHY?! Apple to let Parler back onto App Store Apple will let Parler, a social media app popular with conservatives, back onto the App Store after Parler made attempts to … Continue reading

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The Invisible Hand of the Market Faces The Kobayashi Maru Scenario

American-style capitalism  is facing a Kobayashi Maru test, and this Axios item proves it: President Joe Biden has a $100 billion plan to ensure all Americans have high-speed internet, but some of the key companies that provide those connections are … Continue reading

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Report: ‘Big Tech = Big Tobacco’

It’s probably not fair to make Mark Faceberg the, uh, face of technology, but… Anyway, Axios tells us that Big Tech is now as loved as Big Tobacco (all the weird formatting is totally theirs): Big Tech dollars may be … Continue reading

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