Category Archives: Technology

Failed Florida Blogger To Try Again On ‘New Platform’

Posted on June 11, 2021 by tengrain

Father of the Year and very fertile person, Jason Miller has allegedly quit being Hair Füror’s mouthpiece (eww, gross) and is now the CEO of an unnamed tech company that is allegedly building a new social media platform that failed … Continue reading →

Posted in Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Technology | 6 Comments

Gaetz Takes Aim At Cancel Culture

Posted on May 29, 2021 by tengrain

Guys there was a little more context around the Matt Gaetz quote earlier in the week, you know, where he said that “We have a Second Amendment in this country, and I think we have an obligation to use it” … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, Silicon Valley, Social Media, Technology | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 7, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News And now we know what we always suspected: How shady companies got millions of names for fake anti-net neutrality comments Entered an online contest lately? Congrats! You could have unwittingly supported the repeal of net neutrality… A … Continue reading →

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The List, Cont.

Posted on May 7, 2021 by tengrain

I guess we’ll need a plank on both yachts. https://t.co/X9SIjrXkX7 — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) May 7, 2021

Posted in Amazon, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Technology | 3 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on May 7, 2021 by tengrain

  Thanks for making The Tyranny of Big Tech a best seller all week on Amazon! You can get your copy here https://t.co/hhFfIdthrY — Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) May 6, 2021 Um, Joshie, where exactly is it selling? Oh. Who are … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazon, People Dumber than Dolphins, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Technology | 6 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ohio?

Posted on May 4, 2021 by tengrain

Ohio state senator sees nothing wrong with driving while video conferencing On the same day a distracted driving bill was introduced, state Sen. Andrew Brenner, R-Delaware, participated in a government video meeting while driving… …House Bill 283, introduced Monday, calls … Continue reading →

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So… This Happened

Posted on May 3, 2021 by tengrain

House hearing forced to recess as ‘Galaxy Quest,’ ‘Down Periscope’ play in background As Rep. Marcy Kaptur began Monday’s House Appropriations subcommittee hearing, she seemed completely unaware of the peril the crew of the USS Stingray was in. “As this … Continue reading →

Posted in Best gubmint money can buy, Pop Culture, Technology | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 19, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Why? Sweet Baby Jeebus with an iPhone, WHY?! Apple to let Parler back onto App Store Apple will let Parler, a social media app popular with conservatives, back onto the App Store after Parler made attempts to … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, First Amendment, Technology | 8 Comments

The Invisible Hand of the Market Faces The Kobayashi Maru Scenario

Posted on April 2, 2021 by tengrain

American-style capitalism  is facing a Kobayashi Maru test, and this Axios item proves it: President Joe Biden has a $100 billion plan to ensure all Americans have high-speed internet, but some of the key companies that provide those connections are … Continue reading →

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Report: ‘Big Tech = Big Tobacco’

Posted on April 1, 2021 by tengrain

It’s probably not fair to make Mark Faceberg the, uh, face of technology, but… Anyway, Axios tells us that Big Tech is now as loved as Big Tobacco (all the weird formatting is totally theirs): Big Tech dollars may be … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazon, Our Failed Social Media, snark, Social Media, Technology | 3 Comments