Category Archives: Teabaggers

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Lord Damp Nut is cheering them on: LIBERATE MINNESOTA! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020 LIBERATE MICHIGAN! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 17, 2020 LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It … Continue reading

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Worst. Zombie. Movie. Ever: The Sequel!

Burn the Lifeboats Hey guys, do you remember this? I feel sorry for the Darwin Award judges this year. https://t.co/m8Gffquh7t — Tengrain 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) April 15, 2020 Be prepared for a shock, or at least a spit-take, Gentle Readers! Wednesday’s … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

And that, fellow Scissorheads, is what we are up against.

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Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, NeoCons, September 11, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 26 Comments

David Barton Explains Christian Tax Theory

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton explains to us that Christians should not have to pay taxes: It’s the Separation of Church and State, silly! They really do think that they live in Jeebusland.

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Tales from the SWAMP

And so it begins… News: House GOP passed rules change moving independent Office of Government Ethics — will now be part of Ethics Committee -weakens OCE — Deirdre Walsh (@deirdrewalshcnn) January 3, 2017 …This action by Rep Goodlatte (R- On … Continue reading

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Noontime Open Tabs – Updated

I rarely do this (at all, let alone midweek), but here’s two longish reads you might want to tackle when you take a break from the madness today: The Republicans waged a 3-decade war on government. They got Trump. Norm Ornstein … Continue reading

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Today in History…

May 16, 2014 was the complete and abject failure of Operation American Spring. Oh, you remember it: inspired by the Arab Spring, Y’all Qaeda promised a massive rally of up to 30 million people who claimed they will not leave … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And now we know: “[Sharon Angle’s] plan to save Social Security was to somehow take all the money that had been quote ‘stolen’ out of the lockbox, and put it back in the lockbox based in … Continue reading

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And Now, A Tip For Our Readers

Top of the Libertarian 2008 ticket and fanboy of Ayn Rand (the Patron Saint of People Who Proudly Don’t Tip), Fox News personality Wayne Allyn Root is a little tightly wound (SPROING!), and he tells us about what makes America … Continue reading

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