Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

The Morning Quote

Birtherism, redux: “I have an offer for the president. I will charter a plane for you and your family,’ Hannity said on his daily radio show. ‘I will charter it to the country of your choice. You want to go … Continue reading

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Live From The Pantheon of Dunces!

From Tiger Beat on the Potomac’s morning email thingie (so sadly, no link): MARK HALPERIN TRIES TO INTERVIEW ASSANGE — He traveled to the Ecuadorian Embassy in London in an attempt to interview Julian Assange for Showtime’s political documentary series … Continue reading

Posted in Mark Halperin, media, Pundits who make me crazy, Talentless Hacks | 9 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Hannity?

Sean Hannity wants Screwie Louie to be the Speaker of the House: HANNITY, who is close to Trump inner circle, tells @washingtonpost that he'd like Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows or Gohmert to run against Ryan — Robert Costa (@costareports) October … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Death of the Media, Fox News, media, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Sean Hannity, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Rush and the Unicorn

Junkie Limbaugh tells us with a sneer: “You know what the magic word, the only thing that matters in American sexual mores today is? One thing. You can do anything, the left will promote and understand and tolerate anything, so … Continue reading

Posted in Rush Limbaugh, sexism, Talentless Hacks, War on Women | 13 Comments

Today in History

Fox News had its first broadcast 20 years ago today, and thus the stupid became weaponized: Smarmy then, smarmy now.

Posted in Bill-O History's Greatest Reporter, Death of the Media, Fox News, media, Today in History | 1 Comment

Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

Maybe Clinton supporters ate too many Swanson teevee dinners, eh Tucker?

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Death of the Media, Hillary Clinton, media, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Curiosity got the cat, and satisfaction brought him back: yes, I went to World Nut Daily today to see what Original Birther Joseph Farah said about the debate last night: ARRRGGGHHHH! HILLARY WINS ROUND 1 I … Continue reading

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

The Death of the Media Amazing that they put a teaser like that for Monsignor Ross Douthat, apostolic nuncio to 42nd Street (Hat tip: Yastreblyansky) on the front page, non? Perhaps a simple socket wrench to l’il Russ’ cilice would … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Death of the Media, Hillary Clinton, media, NY Times, Ross Douthat | 1 Comment

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bill-O?

History’s Greatest Reporter Bill O’Reilly tells us about his friends, The Blahs: “You have to show an I.D., you know, and then, ‘oh, no. You can’t do that. Oh, no, no, no. Then African-Americans won’t’ ― I’m saying to myself, … Continue reading

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¡Geraldo! is Shocked

Gimme a break: “The man we knew as the blustering genius who invented our mighty Fox News Channel is a deceitful, selfish misogynist, if the charges against him are true. And if they are true, then his shame and banishment … Continue reading

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