Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Just Sayin’ Hannity’s Been A Fraud From The Beginning

.@seanhannity and OJ are gonna fine out who did it! https://t.co/KqjmwGBb0g — Tengrain (@Tengrain) May 24, 2017 Hannity is “dropping” the Seth Rich conspiracy theories for now. But why? After Fox News pulled a report based on a conspiracy theory … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Cont.

Noted sharp-dressed man George Will is now signed to MSNBC in another puzzling case of Forgotten Fox Fugitives migrating to your liberal media. And this gives me a chance to repost one of my favorite 2012 Goat Rodeo moments when … Continue reading

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Dumb Guy Is Dumb

#Istandwithbill https://t.co/W3BJ2wjzRD — Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) April 27, 2017 Bill who? You mean Bill-O, the falafel king of harassment?! I’ll change it. #Istandwithshine https://t.co/W3BJ2wjzRD — Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) April 27, 2017 When Bill shine is given his traditional cheese sandwich … Continue reading

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Bill-O’s Gonna Give Us The Best 4-Minutes of Our Day (Eew, Gross)

It’s like the third reel of the horror movie, when the monster that you thought was dead pops up in the back seat of the car: Bill O'Reilly has an announcement — "THE NO SPIN NEWS RETURNS" Monday — 7pm … Continue reading

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Today in History

2009: Sean Hannity volunteers to be waterboarded for charity, and to prove that it is not torture. It’s been eight long years, Sean. We’re still waiting. I got a glass of water with your name on it.

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Buh-bye, Bill-O

And thus it ends: Read Rupert Murdoch's memo to colleagues, "addressing questions" of Bill O’Reilly's future at Fox News https://t.co/k64iD7Dlp3 pic.twitter.com/G7MAfpwVyN — Hollywood Reporter (@THR) April 19, 2017

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Rupert: Don’t Worry, Be Happy

Aw, when the big boss sends out a pep-talk memo only days after History’s Greatest Report Bill-O has slunk out the back door for his family vacay (family not included), and just a couple of days after Bill-O’s advertisers fled … Continue reading

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The Bill-O Exodus Continues

Overall, 77 companies have pulled their ads. Here is the full list, via Media Matters and other sources: ADT, Advil, Ainsworth Pet Nutrition, Allergan, Allstate, Amica Insurance, AncestryDNA.com, Angie’s List, Bamboo HR, Bausch + Lomb, Bayer, BeenVerified, BMW of North America, … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Apology, Bill-O, That’s Why!

Hey guys, remember that time yesterday when History’s Greatest Reporter told us that Rep. Maxine Waters hair was so distracting —because it reminded him of James Brown’s wig— that he didn’t hear a thing she said? He’s apologized!!1`! “As I … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Oh, Jeebus, History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O said what? Oh, Sweet Baby Jeebus, he really did say it.

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