Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Bad Headlines, Cont.

The Death of the Media Amazing that they put a teaser like that for Monsignor Ross Douthat, apostolic nuncio to 42nd Street (Hat tip: Yastreblyansky) on the front page, non? Perhaps a simple socket wrench to l’il Russ’ cilice would … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bill-O?

History’s Greatest Reporter Bill O’Reilly tells us about his friends, The Blahs: “You have to show an I.D., you know, and then, ‘oh, no. You can’t do that. Oh, no, no, no. Then African-Americans won’t’ ― I’m saying to myself, … Continue reading

Posted in Bill-O History's Greatest Reporter, Racism | 8 Comments

¡Geraldo! is Shocked

Gimme a break: “The man we knew as the blustering genius who invented our mighty Fox News Channel is a deceitful, selfish misogynist, if the charges against him are true. And if they are true, then his shame and banishment … Continue reading

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Jeebus Weeps for Laura Ingraham

Good Q: "What would have happened if Kapernick disrespected the rainbow flag bef the game?" — Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) August 30, 2016 Seriously? You cannot come up with a better false equivalence than that? Stick to Trump’s debate prep, Muffin. … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, media, Pundits who make me crazy, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dr. Turdblossom is at your cervix, er, service: I think Glenn Beck should sue Rove’s ass for stealing the chalk board schtick to prove the Grand Unified Hillary Clinton Health Conspiracy Theory.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, conspiracy theories, Death of the Media, Fox News, Hillary Clinton, media, Talentless Hacks, Turdblossom | 14 Comments

The Morning Quote

Andrea Tantaros in the NYTimes writing about her former employer Fox News: “Fox News masquerades as a defender of traditional family values, but behind the scenes, it operates like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in intimidation, indecency and misogyny.” … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Cont.

I really don’t understand how Sean Hannity remains on the air, even on Fox News. This seems like such a clear ethics violation: During major inflection points in Donald J. Trump’s campaign, the advisers, family members and friends who make … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Death of the Media, Fox News, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, media, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 10 Comments

“Some Say,” Some Said (Part Infinity)

The Death of the Media And so once again, Stephen Shepherd, the brave hallway monitor at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!), prepares for us a round-up of what Susie said about Johnny what unnamed sources are saying about … Continue reading

Posted in Death of the Media, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, media, Talentless Hacks, Tiger Beat in the Potomac | 3 Comments

The Death of the Media: Trump Pivot Story Begins!

The Death of the Media Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) took the bait: Regretful Trump pivots 107 days late The Republican nominee delivers one of the most comprehensive, on-message rationales for his candidacy to date. Three and a … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Death of the Media, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, media, Talentless Hacks, Tiger Beat in the Potomac | 12 Comments

Trump Sets the Hannity Machine to ‘Spin Cycle’

Fox News yapping hair helmet Sean Hannity continues to be Hair Furer Donald Trump’s best friend and unpaid media spokesman. Anyway, he’s trying to explain away Trump’s assassination dog whistle: “Obviously you’re saying that there’s a strong political movement within … Continue reading

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