Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Department of It Takes One to Know One: AP Sues LifeZette, Claiming Nearly $50,000 In Unpaid Fees And Penalties The Associated Press filed a lawsuit against LifeZette, the Laura Ingraham-helmed website, seeking more than $49,000 … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals: Rhymes with ‘Tucker’

“It was forgone. Moonlight had to win because you knew what the film was about. And that’s part of the problem with Hollywood.” OK, the hysteria of the mixed-up envelopes aside, Tucker is implying that Moonlight, only won because of … Continue reading

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Breaking!

“Gretchen Carlson, who settled a multi-million lawsuit late last year against former Fox News chief Roger Ailes, is in talks with MSNBC to join the network, sources familiar with the matter told Business Insider.” (Business Insider)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it looks like it is Todd Starnes Week! Lifezette wants to know Wingnut Welfare Recipient and noted Elmer-Gantry wannabe grifter Todd Starnes’ The Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again is not listed on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Fact-free Todd Starnes, the guy who told us that rainbow colored Doritos is gonna make kids gay,  is now complaining about fake news: “President Trump is … Continue reading

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Shorter Hannity

“I blame the Kenyan Usurper for all the trouble that Hair Führer is having!” And now the long version, in which Hannity leads the witness, as it were, when he asks Bullshit Barbie about White House leaks: “Where are these … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Our old pal E-Squared is outraged! Outraged, I tell you… Trump Invites a Cesspool of Fake News to Cover the White House. And I’m Not Talking … Continue reading

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Axios Wins The Morning

And as long as we are talking ’bout the Angry Inch, Payola Paul Allen writing at Axios’ morning email thingie has the essential scoop that wins the morning: Sean Spicer goes on the record to argue the president doesn’t own … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News Personality, smarmy Elmer-Gantry wannabe Todd Starnes is warning greater Wingnuttia that the evil libruls are comin’ fer innocent and sweet SCOTUS nominee Judge Gorsuch: …It’s only a matter of time before Democrats accuse President … Continue reading

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Rape Culture is Thriving- Thanks, Ann Coulter

Our former, beloved Vice President, Mighty Joe Biden worked tirelessly to condemn and fight sexual assault, beginning 21-years ago to stop violence against women. In the past eight years, and in recent years, he’s spoken at countless college campuses for … Continue reading

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