Category Archives: supreme court

Our Dystopian Present

Hey guys, on Friday the SCOTUS ruled that Mexico is not paying for the Torilla Curtain, we are. And you’ll never guess who was crowing about it: Wow! Big VICTORY on the Wall. The United States Supreme Court overturns lower … Continue reading

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Breaking: SCOTUS Okay With Gerrymandering

USA Today: WASHINGTON – The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that partisan election maps drawn by North Carolina Republicans and Maryland Democrats are constitutional despite their one-sided nature. The 5-4 opinion by Chief Justice John Roberts and joined by the court’s other conservatives said … Continue reading

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Silencers of the Lambs

Shorter SCOTUS: “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms WITH SILENCERS FOR ASSASSINATIONS shall not be infringed.” We’re so eff’ed in the dark. Nothing … Continue reading

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Evil Has A Name

CNN: In reversal from 2016, McConnell says he would fill a potential Supreme Court vacancy in 2020 “Speaking at a Paducah Chamber of Commerce luncheon in Kentucky, McConnell was asked by an attendee, ‘Should a Supreme Court justice die next … Continue reading

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Clarence Thomas Dissents!

As we noted earlier, the SCOTUS ruled on Mike Pence’s trolling abortion law from when he was the governor of Indiana. The Supremes declined to rule on the part that would have banned abortions based on the race, sex, or … Continue reading

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Eiron and Karma In Business At Last

As expected, Przninit Stupid appealed Judge Mehta’s ruling that the subpoena of records from his accountants’ firm Mazars is valid. Comrade Stupid’s  problem is that the next court is the Washington D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, which is presided over … Continue reading

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Questionable Citizenship Question Was Questioned

Debates over the census usually are for sociologists and math-y statisticians — politicians and SCOTUS?— not so much. But when the 4th Reich said it would add a citizenship question to the 2020 census, states with large numbers of immigrants … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Served!

Treasury Secretary and living typo Steven Mnuchin says his department is unable to provide Prznint Grifter’s tax returns to Congress by yesterday’s deadline. Mnuchin said his department respects congressional oversight but needs more time to review the “unprecedented” request. A-hem! … Continue reading

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Brett Kavanaugh!

Because when I think of green beer… (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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Susan Collins Surprised By Kavanaugh’s Ruling on Choice

Brett Kavanaugh, The Virgin Mayor of Keg City, got his first crack at showing to Sen. Collins her faith in his belief that Roe V Wade was settled. Yesterday the Supreme Court granted a stay, so the law that required … Continue reading

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