Category Archives: supreme court

Bad Packaging, Cont.

Posted on September 16, 2019 by

I’m just saying maybe we send this lube to Ben Shapiro, you know, to help his “investigative reporting” on Brett Kavanaugh’s never-remembered junk. (“Dear Penthouse Forum,” Ben squeaked, “I cannot believe I’m writing to you…”) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Posted in Bad Packaging, Ben Shapiro, Brett Kavanaugh | 6 Comments

And Kavanaugh Makes 3

Posted on September 16, 2019 by

At least six 2020 Goat Rodeo candidates — Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Cory Booker, Beto O’Rourke and Julián Castro — yesterday called for Justice Kavanaugh’s impeachment after the NYTimes published “new information about allegations of sexual misconduct against … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Brett Kavanaugh, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, snark, supreme court | 4 Comments

The Court of Public Opinion

Posted on September 15, 2019 by

It begins, as it always does, with a tweet from a twat: Now the Radical Left Democrats and their Partner, the LameStream Media, are after Brett Kavanaugh again, talking loudly of their favorite word, impeachment. He is an innocent man … Continue reading →

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, ITMFA, supreme court | 12 Comments

Area Arsonist To Award Fire Starting Merit Badge

Posted on September 14, 2019 by

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr wants to give his team of brigands and seditionists an award for subverting the rule of law to install the Virgin Mayor of Keg City to the SCOTUS: NYTimes: Justice Dept. to Honor Team … Continue reading →

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, supreme court, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 5 Comments

Our Dystopian Present

Posted on July 28, 2019 by

Hey guys, on Friday the SCOTUS ruled that Mexico is not paying for the Torilla Curtain, we are. And you’ll never guess who was crowing about it: Wow! Big VICTORY on the Wall. The United States Supreme Court overturns lower … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, supreme court | 8 Comments

Breaking: SCOTUS Okay With Gerrymandering

Posted on June 27, 2019 by

USA Today: WASHINGTON – The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that partisan election maps drawn by North Carolina Republicans and Maryland Democrats are constitutional despite their one-sided nature. The 5-4 opinion by Chief Justice John Roberts and joined by the court’s other conservatives said … Continue reading →

Posted in supreme court, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

Silencers of the Lambs

Posted on June 10, 2019 by

Shorter SCOTUS: “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms WITH SILENCERS FOR ASSASSINATIONS shall not be infringed.” We’re so eff’ed in the dark. Nothing … Continue reading →

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, supreme court | 9 Comments

Evil Has A Name

Posted on May 29, 2019 by

CNN: In reversal from 2016, McConnell says he would fill a potential Supreme Court vacancy in 2020 “Speaking at a Paducah Chamber of Commerce luncheon in Kentucky, McConnell was asked by an attendee, ‘Should a Supreme Court justice die next … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, supreme court | 3 Comments

Clarence Thomas Dissents!

Posted on May 28, 2019 by

As we noted earlier, the SCOTUS ruled on Mike Pence’s trolling abortion law from when he was the governor of Indiana. The Supremes declined to rule on the part that would have banned abortions based on the race, sex, or … Continue reading →

Posted in Clarence Thomas, supreme court | 10 Comments

Eiron and Karma In Business At Last

Posted on May 22, 2019 by

As expected, Przninit Stupid appealed Judge Mehta’s ruling that the subpoena of records from his accountants’ firm Mazars is valid. Comrade Stupid’s  problem is that the next court is the Washington D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, which is presided over … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, supreme court, Tax Cheat | 3 Comments