Category Archives: supreme court

Breaking: SCOTUS Okay With Gerrymandering

Posted on June 27, 2019 by

USA Today: WASHINGTON – The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that partisan election maps drawn by North Carolina Republicans and Maryland Democrats are constitutional despite their one-sided nature. The 5-4 opinion by Chief Justice John Roberts and joined by the court’s other conservatives said … Continue reading →

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Silencers of the Lambs

Posted on June 10, 2019 by

Shorter SCOTUS: “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms WITH SILENCERS FOR ASSASSINATIONS shall not be infringed.” We’re so eff’ed in the dark. Nothing … Continue reading →

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, supreme court | 9 Comments

Evil Has A Name

Posted on May 29, 2019 by

CNN: In reversal from 2016, McConnell says he would fill a potential Supreme Court vacancy in 2020 “Speaking at a Paducah Chamber of Commerce luncheon in Kentucky, McConnell was asked by an attendee, ‘Should a Supreme Court justice die next … Continue reading →

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Clarence Thomas Dissents!

Posted on May 28, 2019 by

As we noted earlier, the SCOTUS ruled on Mike Pence’s trolling abortion law from when he was the governor of Indiana. The Supremes declined to rule on the part that would have banned abortions based on the race, sex, or … Continue reading →

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Eiron and Karma In Business At Last

Posted on May 22, 2019 by

As expected, Przninit Stupid appealed Judge Mehta’s ruling that the subpoena of records from his accountants’ firm Mazars is valid. Comrade Stupid’s  problem is that the next court is the Washington D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, which is presided over … Continue reading →

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Questionable Citizenship Question Was Questioned

Posted on April 24, 2019 by

Debates over the census usually are for sociologists and math-y statisticians — politicians and SCOTUS?— not so much. But when the 4th Reich said it would add a citizenship question to the 2020 census, states with large numbers of immigrants … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, supreme court | 2 Comments

Claim Chowder Served!

Posted on April 11, 2019 by

Treasury Secretary and living typo Steven Mnuchin says his department is unable to provide Prznint Grifter’s tax returns to Congress by yesterday’s deadline. Mnuchin said his department respects congressional oversight but needs more time to review the “unprecedented” request. A-hem! … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, John Roberts, supreme court, Tax Cheat | 10 Comments

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Brett Kavanaugh!

Posted on March 17, 2019 by

Because when I think of green beer… (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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Susan Collins Surprised By Kavanaugh’s Ruling on Choice

Posted on February 8, 2019 by

Brett Kavanaugh, The Virgin Mayor of Keg City, got his first crack at showing to Sen. Collins her faith in his belief that Roe V Wade was settled. Yesterday the Supreme Court granted a stay, so the law that required … Continue reading →

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Choice, Forced Birth, sexism, supreme court, War on Women | 6 Comments

Today in Conspiracy Theories: Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted on October 10, 2018 by

Prznint Stupid twatted that “the paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks” — The paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks – in other … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Brett Kavanaugh, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Conspiracy Theorists, supreme court | 7 Comments