Category Archives: sports

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Lord Damp Nut, upon taking money from Crown Prince Bone Saw to have his game of putt-putt at his club, is confronted with the optics of taking money from the country with the most attackers on 9-11, … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Conspiracy Theorists, Crown Prince Bone Saw, Hair Führer Donald Trump, sports | 5 Comments

Report: Hawley Faster Than The Cowardly Lion!

  The Jan. 6 committee played video of Senator Josh Hawley fleeing the mob that stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, hours after he riled the crowd earlier with a raised fist. The committee room burst into laughter when the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Missouri, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, sports, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

In Health and Fitness News

At last, a promise Hair Füror is likely to keep: “I make this pledge to you today, I will never, ever ride a bicycle.” — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) June 19, 2022 Yeah, we’re not doubting this promise at … Continue reading

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Tattoo Week Continues!

We’re gonna guess this is in honor of Tom Brady un-retiring from the Buccaneers? The resemblance is striking, n’est-ce pas?

Posted in Never Laid Again, sports | 2 Comments

Our Olympics Coverage Continues!

Scissorhead Skinny-D caught this Olympic moment:

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Run Away!

Hey! Remember how Senator Sinema did not stay in DC to negotiate because she had to see an Arizona doctor about her broken foot? “How broken was it?,” as Sinema is running in today’s Boston Marathon and protesters are planning … Continue reading

Posted in Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), Lying Liars Who Lie, sports | 5 Comments

Rooting For The Home Team

Hair Füror, who is noted for his uncanny athletic prowess and legendary insight into strategic matters, offers some constructive criticism to the United States’ Olympic athletes: You’re Fired’ed! Trump puts out a statement railing against the U.S. women’s national soccer … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, sports | 16 Comments

Saturday Palate Cleanser

I’d watch track and field more if they set loose the hounds. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy T)

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Miller: ‘Buy Me A Peanut and Some Crackers, Jack’

Hair Füror’s Pocket Nazi, Steven ‘Pee-Wee Himmler’ Miller is a fan of America’s Favorite Pastime, you know, the bat game: A personal thread on the @MLB controversy: I’ve been a baseball fan my entire life. Almost every penny of allowance … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, sports, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

This needs to be an olympic sport. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Posted in dogs, Palate Cleansers, sports | 11 Comments