Category Archives: sports

Miller: ‘Buy Me A Peanut and Some Crackers, Jack’

Hair Füror’s Pocket Nazi, Steven ‘Pee-Wee Himmler’ Miller is a fan of America’s Favorite Pastime, you know, the bat game: A personal thread on the @MLB controversy: I’ve been a baseball fan my entire life. Almost every penny of allowance … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

This needs to be an olympic sport. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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(UPDATED – Claim Chowder is Served!) Fore!

The insults to would-be dictator Hair Füror, following his failed Stupid Coup, continue to pile up: PGA Championship leaving Trump National in ’22 tournament KAPALUA, Hawaii (AP) — The PGA of America cut ties to President Donald Trump when it … Continue reading

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Report: Area Man Does Dumb Thing

  This is one of the dumbest moves I can think of, but you know, Stable Jenius: Viewership for NBA Finals Finale Crash Nearly 70%, Beaten by Random Sunday Night Football Game https://t.co/RaDVRSE4ww via @BreitbartNews Maybe they were watching in … Continue reading

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The Ol’ College Try

As is his want, Lord Damp Nut took credit for the Big Ten Conference’s surprise announcement that its football season would resume at the end of October after all, reversing its earlier decision: Trump takes victory lap over return of … Continue reading

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Judge to Trump: ‘Please Enter Proof Of Your Ballot Conspiracy Theory Into Evidence’

Hey guys did you know that Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo campaign filed a lawsuit in Pennsylvania claiming that June’s primary was a cornucopia of voter fraud, and therefore mailed-in absentee ballots in November should be limited. It’s true! Naturally, … Continue reading

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More, Please

Together, we must be part of the movement to end racism. Together, #WeSkateFor Black Lives. pic.twitter.com/1hakp5oOQE — NHL (@NHL) August 2, 2020 I cannot imagine this is going over well in Possum Hollar, but to paraphrase the Great Gretsky, a … Continue reading

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WOW!

Today I discovered Japanese skateboarder Isamu Yamamoto. Just when you think he’s done the video gets better and better. pic.twitter.com/MrQFPBf3ee — Kelvin Liu (@getakliu) July 27, 2020 He’s proving what I’ve long thought: Skateboarding should be an Olympic sport. And … Continue reading

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Local Man Sends Regrets

A gifted, natural athlete (sadly afflicted with bone spurs), Lord Damp Nut has regretfully backed out of throwing the first pitch at a Yankees game next month, saying, you know, that his heavy coronavirus workload is keeping him from the … Continue reading

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Sportsball!

Regular readers know I’m not a sportsfan, so I almost passed by this story in the Axios email thingie, but something caught my eye (and not the enigmatic emboldening or the bizarre bullets): In less than four days, the 2020 … Continue reading

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