Category Archives: sports

Our Stable Jenius Presents A Comedy in Two Tweets

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Sporting Life

Prznint Stupid is expected to attend a college football game (Alabama vs. LSU), which makes the third weekend in a row that he’s left the bunker to attend a sporting event, and show us that he’s just like the rest … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Football is for pussies. Thank you! I’ll be here all week! Try the kibble! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Take Him Out (To The Ball Game)

Nats fans boo Donald Trump after he’s shown on the big screen and then chant, “Lock him up.”pic.twitter.com/WJvgbyDb4e — Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) October 28, 2019 The Russian Usurper went to game 5 of the World Series, did not throw out … Continue reading

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Your Tax Ameros At Work

It has come to our attention that the US Secret Service has requested a pair of jet skis to protect the Trump Crime Family. The justification? “President Trump and his family spend several weeks throughout the year in Mara Largo … Continue reading

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

Mind if I play through?

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WSJ Gets Seattle Wrong As Usual

From Axios’ morning email thingie, so the weird formatting and odd bullets are totally theirs: “‘Adult Recess’ Is Booming,” with people reliving schoolyard memories with tetherball, hopscotch and Lincoln Logs, despite sore muscles and tweaked knees, The Wall Street Journal’s … Continue reading

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Sports!

Congrats to the U.S. women’s national soccer team for winning their second-in-a-row World’s Cup! So are you going to Disneyland? Congrats to @uswnt for winning w/ strength, unity & patriotism. By popular, bipartisan demand & with @USRepKCastor & @RepLaHood, co-chairs … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Horse Expert Now, Too, Also

So many horses’ asses in one picture. Anyway, Comrade Stupid commented on The Kentucky Derby with hiss own tiny fingers: Kentuky? Political correctness? And trust us, we know that the best horse did not win the race, but got the … Continue reading

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Awards!

Thrice-Married Serial Adulterer to Award Medal of Freedom To Twice-Married Serial Adulterer “Tiger Woods is expected to visit the White House next week, where he will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Donald Trump, a source familiar … Continue reading

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