Category Archives: sports

Your Tax Ameros At Work

It has come to our attention that the US Secret Service has requested a pair of jet skis to protect the Trump Crime Family. The justification? “President Trump and his family spend several weeks throughout the year in Mara Largo … Continue reading

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

Mind if I play through?

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WSJ Gets Seattle Wrong As Usual

From Axios’ morning email thingie, so the weird formatting and odd bullets are totally theirs: “‘Adult Recess’ Is Booming,” with people reliving schoolyard memories with tetherball, hopscotch and Lincoln Logs, despite sore muscles and tweaked knees, The Wall Street Journal’s … Continue reading

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Sports!

Congrats to the U.S. women’s national soccer team for winning their second-in-a-row World’s Cup! So are you going to Disneyland? Congrats to @uswnt for winning w/ strength, unity & patriotism. By popular, bipartisan demand & with @USRepKCastor & @RepLaHood, co-chairs … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Horse Expert Now, Too, Also

So many horses’ asses in one picture. Anyway, Comrade Stupid commented on The Kentucky Derby with hiss own tiny fingers: Kentuky? Political correctness? And trust us, we know that the best horse did not win the race, but got the … Continue reading

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Awards!

Thrice-Married Serial Adulterer to Award Medal of Freedom To Twice-Married Serial Adulterer “Tiger Woods is expected to visit the White House next week, where he will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Donald Trump, a source familiar … Continue reading

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Sportzball! Honors!

Golfing person Tiger Woods has won his first championship in a decade, and the fifth Masters title of his career, and his 15th major tournament victory. So how does one celebrate being really good with rich guy leisure sports? With … Continue reading

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Comrade Prznint Stupid Takes a Swing At America’s Favorite Pastime

Comrade Trump has struck out Major League Baseball’s agreement with the Cuban Baseball Federation, which made it easier for Cuban players to enter the U.S. legally without needing to defect. Makes me wonder if this is because our Grifter-in-Chief has … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rick Wiles wants us to know that Tom Brady is supernatural because, well, he’s sleeping with a witch, so I’m guessing Wiles’ bookie wants him to PAY WHAT HE OWES! Anyway, here for … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Scissorhead Purplehead sends us the sportzball news we all crave: Ataja mejor que arqueros profesionales jajaja ! #BuenMartes pic.twitter.com/pxDX7s4MJl — Pasión Fútbol (@PasionFutbol860) December 4, 2018 I didn’t know that dogs played pro soccer. I guess I should maybe become … Continue reading

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