Category Archives: sports

500 Quatloos…

…says that Chief of Staff John Kelly has his face in his hands as Preznint Stupid took on the world of Sportsball in Jeebusland where I understand Sportsball might be even more precious than Jeebus. Let’s begin at the Rally … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, sports | 11 Comments

Bad Headlines, Cont.

If you look close you can see the gils. (Hat tip: our twitter pal @Adrastosno, but you might know him from the always-excellent blog First Draft)

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

Sounds like Peewee league.

Posted in Bad Headlines, sports | 5 Comments

Superbowl Ads

All of them are on one YouTube page if you want to revisit any of them.

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Your Midday Superbowl Palate Cleanser

“…and he goes long! He’s in the endzone! Completion! We’ve never seen a nutty play like that!” Definitely MVP material.

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The Midday Palate Cleanser

I understand that there is some sort of sportsball championship going on right now.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

News that will drive you to drink The Pride of Iowa, ol’ Cantaloup Calves hisself, Steve King has a few theories: Got that? Because San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has a Mooselimb fiance, that’s why Kaepernick is assisting ISIS … Continue reading

Posted in Islamophobia, sports, Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

The Patriotism of Donald Trump, Now and Then (Then and Now)

First The Now: “And maybe [Colin Kaepernick] should find a country that works better for him, let him try. It won’t happen.” The Then: Donald Trump, on the USA: “We need money. We’re dying.” I’d genuinely like to know what … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, sports | 7 Comments

The schaden, it freudes itself

Ex-Baylor president Ken Starr resigns faculty post days before classes to begin And why did the chicken cross the road, you ask? Well, because noted underwear sniffer Ken Starr is wrapped up in the Baptist Baylor sexual-assault scandal! Starr was … Continue reading

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Georgia: We Don’t Serve Your Kind

Georgia is the latest state to try to pass a We Don’t Serve Your Kind law, and already the NFL is threatening to boycott Atlanta as a site for a future Super Bowl should the governor sign the bill. The … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, marriage equality, sports, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 6 Comments