Category Archives: Twitter

Comrade Stupid and The End of Law And Order

McClatchy News tells us that Lord Damp Nut has dropped bleating out his “Law and Order” mantra: Just weeks after a Republican National Convention dominated by calls for “law and order,” President Donald Trump’s campaign has returned to an almost … Continue reading

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That Should Fix It

Kim Kardashian to freeze Facebook, Instagram accounts in #StopHateForProfit effort OK, just kidding . But Axios does have an update on the conspiracy theory raging on Facebook: Exclusive: False fire rumors keep spreading on Facebook despite ban Conspiracy theories about … Continue reading

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 6 Comments

Dude, You’re Dead, Quit Tweeting

I have no idea who has gotten ahold of ol’ 9-9-9’s Twitter Device, but it’s really creepy to see Tweets from a dead guy saying that the thing that killed him isn’t so bad. But honestly? I kinda like Dead … Continue reading

Posted in Black Walnut, Dead Celebrities, Pandemics, Twitter | 15 Comments

(UPDATED) Social Media’s Vestigial Spine Found

So last night there was a badly reported story saying the Prznint Tweety McTweetface had been locked out of his Twitter account for spreading false pandemic info, you know, about how it was all going to just go away and … Continue reading

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Instagram, Social Media, Twitter | 1 Comment

Wildly Speculating On Twitter’s Subscription Model

Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Twitter says that they might be moving to a subscription model because their ad revenues (in the age of the Trump-Virus) have tanked. Let’s unpack this. To understand what is going on, you need to … Continue reading

Posted in Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 10 Comments

It’sa Q-Spiracy I Tells Ya (Part Infinity)

Well, this ought to get all the Q-spiracy Theorists talking! Twitter bans 7,000 QAnon accounts, limits 150,000 others as part of broad crackdown The company will classify QAnon as coordinated harmful activity in part because of a rise in harassment … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

Faceberg and his hench-person Sheryl Sandberg met with the civil rights leaders who rallied hundreds of companies to join a Facebook advertising boycott, and what do you know, the Facebook execs robotically stuck to their infinite-loop of public relations talking … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

CNBC: Starbucks is the latest company to say it will pause advertising on “all social media platforms” and promises to have discussions internally and with media partners and civil rights organizations to stop the spread of hate speech. The company will … Continue reading

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Advertisers Fleeing Social Media (‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg, Part Infinity, Cont.)

Axios morning email thingie tells us: Unilever, one of the biggest advertisers in the country, said it will no longer buy ads on Facebook properties or on Twitter, citing both companies’ policies on content moderation, Axios’ Sara Fischer writes. Also. … Continue reading

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For An Audience of One

This ad is going to make our Stable Jenius go buggy (and it even has a hashtag, and that’s a hint): Why did Trump have a secretive, midnight run to Walter Reed Medical Center? It’s time we talk about it. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Twitter | 9 Comments