Category Archives: Twitter

The Big Lie Continues

Hair Füror’s brain must be Swiss cheese at this point: NEW! President Donald J. Trump releases new statement on damning findings in Pima County, Arizona "Either a new Election should immediately take place or the past Election should be decertified … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, The Big Lie, Twitter | 10 Comments

I’d Read That

The snark in strong in the New York Times Pitchbot account: Subtle. — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) September 19, 2021 The premise of the account is famous people (or columnists, whatevs) pitching a story to the editors of the … Continue reading

Posted in Social Media, Twitter | 4 Comments

Social Idiot Sues Social Media

The King of Vengeance, Lord Damp Nut is not a subtle man, the dog whistle remains dusty, and the art of the sublime retort might as well be Greek to him. No, a symphony for sledgehammer & bullhorn is more … Continue reading

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Social Media, Twitter | 8 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior?

Yesterday, Junior Mints wished his Dad a happy birthday… Happy Birthday President Trump #HappyBirthday — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 14, 2021 …on Twitter, where his Pa is banned for life.  

Posted in Happy Birthday, Junior Mints, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twitter | 5 Comments

Florida Strikes Back!

We’ve long known that for Republicans, the price of free speech is buying your own media outlet (Hi, Rupert!), but times are a-changing in the age of Social Media. So imagine our surprise to learn that the Coup Klux Klan … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Facebook or Faceberg, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Social Media, Ron DeSantis, Social Media, Twitter | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This is absurd (and totally in character for this idjits): Bill Barr’s DOJ Secretly Tried to Unmask a Devin Nunes Parody Account in the Last Weeks of the Trump Presidency, Filing Reveals Weeks after the 2020 presidential … Continue reading

Posted in Devin Nunes, Social Media, Twitter, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 3 Comments

Twice-Impeached LOSER Loses Again!

Guys remember earlier this week when we reported that TFG set up his super-powerful communications platform (a blog called From the Desk of Donald J. Trump) this week, and each of his posts had prominent social media share buttons? It … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Social Media, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Twitter | 11 Comments

‘Some Say,’ Some Said, ‘Something About 2024’

2024 Goat Rodeo No d’uh: Trump seen as likely to run in 2024; Facebook ban enrages GOP Sources close to Donald Trump believe he’s increasingly likely to run in 2024 — and that was even before the Facebook Oversight Board … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Facebook or Faceberg, Our Failed Political Press, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 2 Comments

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Guys, Lord Damp Nut is claiming he doesn’t miss Twitter at all because his press releases are so elegant: “You’re canceled off Twitter. You’re canceled off social media platforms. Now, you put out your presidential statements. They go viral,” host … Continue reading

Posted in Liars, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Lying Liars Who Lie, Social Media, Twitter | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Tweet, Twit, Twat: Donald Trump has been in talks with no-name app vendors as he contemplates partnering with an existing platform to create his own social media network, according to sources familiar with the private discussions. Driving … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 11 Comments