Category Archives: Twitter

The Big Lie Continues

Posted on October 18, 2021 by tengrain

Hair Füror’s brain must be Swiss cheese at this point: NEW! President Donald J. Trump releases new statement on damning findings in Pima County, Arizona "Either a new Election should immediately take place or the past Election should be decertified … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, The Big Lie, Twitter | 10 Comments

I’d Read That

Posted on September 19, 2021 by tengrain

The snark in strong in the New York Times Pitchbot account: Subtle. https://t.co/lkozX3aASX — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) September 19, 2021 The premise of the account is famous people (or columnists, whatevs) pitching a story to the editors of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Social Media, Twitter | 4 Comments

Social Idiot Sues Social Media

Posted on July 7, 2021 by tengrain

The King of Vengeance, Lord Damp Nut is not a subtle man, the dog whistle remains dusty, and the art of the sublime retort might as well be Greek to him. No, a symphony for sledgehammer & bullhorn is more … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Social Media, Twitter | 8 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior?

Posted on June 15, 2021 by tengrain

Yesterday, Junior Mints wished his Dad a happy birthday… Happy Birthday President Trump #HappyBirthday pic.twitter.com/tcwf9rWc6A — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 14, 2021 …on Twitter, where his Pa is banned for life.  

Posted in Happy Birthday, Junior Mints, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twitter | 5 Comments

Florida Strikes Back!

Posted on May 25, 2021 by tengrain

We’ve long known that for Republicans, the price of free speech is buying your own media outlet (Hi, Rupert!), but times are a-changing in the age of Social Media. So imagine our surprise to learn that the Coup Klux Klan … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Facebook or Faceberg, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Social Media, Ron DeSantis, Social Media, Twitter | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 17, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News This is absurd (and totally in character for this idjits): Bill Barr’s DOJ Secretly Tried to Unmask a Devin Nunes Parody Account in the Last Weeks of the Trump Presidency, Filing Reveals Weeks after the 2020 presidential … Continue reading →

Posted in Devin Nunes, Social Media, Twitter, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 3 Comments

Twice-Impeached LOSER Loses Again!

Posted on May 8, 2021 by tengrain

Guys remember earlier this week when we reported that TFG set up his super-powerful communications platform (a blog called From the Desk of Donald J. Trump) this week, and each of his posts had prominent social media share buttons? It … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Social Media, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Twitter | 11 Comments

‘Some Say,’ Some Said, ‘Something About 2024’

Posted on May 5, 2021 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo No d’uh: Trump seen as likely to run in 2024; Facebook ban enrages GOP Sources close to Donald Trump believe he’s increasingly likely to run in 2024 — and that was even before the Facebook Oversight Board … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Facebook or Faceberg, Our Failed Political Press, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 2 Comments

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted on April 24, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Lord Damp Nut is claiming he doesn’t miss Twitter at all because his press releases are so elegant: “You’re canceled off Twitter. You’re canceled off social media platforms. Now, you put out your presidential statements. They go viral,” host … Continue reading →

Posted in Liars, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Lying Liars Who Lie, Social Media, Twitter | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 24, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Tweet, Twit, Twat: Donald Trump has been in talks with no-name app vendors as he contemplates partnering with an existing platform to create his own social media network, according to sources familiar with the private discussions. Driving … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 11 Comments