Category Archives: Twitter

About Last Night…

Posted on May 25, 2023 by tengrain

Disasters Well, at least it was over soon. Anyway, if you did not hear about it, Cracker Orban wanted some of that Space Karen magic and so arranged to announce his 20204 Goat Rodeo entry on some beta BirdChan product … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 23, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News With the news that Cracker Orban is announcing his 2020 Goat Rodeo Entry on BirdChan (Safe) Spaces with Space Karen at his side, it’s time to take a gimlet-eyed look at the Bird Site: Twitter has long … Continue reading →

Posted in Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 3 Comments

Cracker Orban To Announce 2024 Goat Rodeo Entry on BirdChan with Space Karen

Posted on May 23, 2023 by tengrain

Not everyone can write a headline like that, huh? Here’s what the losers at NBC said: Ron DeSantis will launch his presidential bid with Elon Musk Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will announce he is running for president during a discussion … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 11 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Posted on May 17, 2023 by tengrain

Space Karen wants to clear up a common misconception now that BirdChan is goose-stepping with Nazis: musk said hes “a pro semite, if anything” — Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes) May 16, 2023 “Semite? I don’t even know Mite!”

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 2 Comments

Somewhere, The Stasi Is Smiling

Posted on May 10, 2023 by tengrain

Professional racist Tucker Carlson has landed his new propaganda gig: Queue the Chucky voice, even Tucks says it himself: We’re Back. We’re back. pic.twitter.com/sG5t9gr60O — Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) May 9, 2023   Our pals at Electoral-Vote: Carlson decreed that “there … Continue reading →

Posted in Our Failed Social Media, The Fox Effect, Tucker Carlson, Twitter | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

Posted on April 24, 2023 by tengrain

The saga of the pay-to-play blue check verification at BirdChan is another stunning success for galactic brain Space Karen, according to Axios’ morning email thingie: 🧐The checkmarks returned to accounts of several famous Twitter users who are no longer alive, … Continue reading →

Posted in Billionaire Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 6 Comments

Quote of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2023 by tengrain

Guys, troll central social media platform Parler has been sold! And the new owner has taken it offline to retool, saying: “No reasonable person believes that a Twitter clone just for conservatives is a viable business any more,” Arlington, Va.-based … Continue reading →

Posted in Nazis, Our Failed Social Media, Parler, Twitter | 1 Comment

Space Karen Loves It When A Plan Comes Together: PBS Quits Twitter

Posted on April 13, 2023 by tengrain

I suppose it was only a matter of time before PBS would ditch BirdChan over “Government-Funded News” designation, as NPR did: PBS is the latest media company to say it’s getting off Twitter. The public broadcaster joined NPR in saying … Continue reading →

Posted in Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 2 Comments

NPR Escapes BirdChan

Posted on April 12, 2023 by tengrain

Guys, NPR has quit Twitter because Space Karen kept attacking them: NPR said it will stop tweeting after Twitter labeled its accounts as government-funded media, becoming the most prominent news organization to quit the social media platform since Elon Musk … Continue reading →

Posted in NPR, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 5 Comments

Space Karen’s War on Journalism

Posted on April 10, 2023 by tengrain

Over the weekend, I was having an online discussion wondering why Journalists were not getting off of Twitter. My take is essentially that they have developed tools and workflows that are not available elsewhere. I also think that they are … Continue reading →

Posted in Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 6 Comments