Category Archives: Twitter

Coinkydinks or Grifters Gotta Grift

It’s (probably) no coincidence that as the crypto pyramid scheme collapses that Elon Musk is signaling that he is (probably) pulling out of buying Twitter: Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent … Continue reading

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Some Post-Prandial Stupid?

Lord Damp Nut sued Twitter to get his account back, and, well… A judge on Friday dismissed a lawsuit by former President Donald Trumpseeking to lift his ban from Twitter… The suit alleged that Twitter violated the plaintiffs’ First Amendment … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior Mints?

Word Salad, Dressing on the Side The morning quote: ”I mean, I know what my algorithms do… I’m a force against what people there [at Twitter] stand [for].”

Posted in Junior Mints, Our Failed Political Press, Our Failed Social Media, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twitter | 4 Comments

GOP Worried That GOP Will Have To Deal With The Leader of The GOP

As long as we are talking about Fails and Whales, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads with the prospect of Fat Nixon returning to Twitter now that Elon Musk owns $45B Ameros of free speech: … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, NeoCons, Social Media, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Twitter, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 4 Comments

Richest Man In World Buys The Internet Town Square

As I said earlier, “Every billionaire = a policy failure” Thought I should re-up that while I still can. — ✂️ 𝙏𝘦𝘯𝘨𝙧𝘢𝙞𝘯 🇺🇦 Wolverines! (@Tengrain) April 25, 2022

Posted in Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 20 Comments

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Well, this is not good: NEW YORK, April 25 (Reuters) – Twitter Inc (TWTR.N) is poised to agree a sale to Elon Musk for around $43 billion in cash, the price the chief executive of Tesla Inc (TSLA.O) has called … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 2 Comments

UPDATED -Bad Signs, Cont.

I have questions about sandwich menu item 13. #Yonkers — Big Bad Bald Bastard (@Big_Bad_Bald) April 23, 2022 Guys: Scissorhead B-4 has a Twitter. Be afraid. Be very afraid…but follow him. Let’s get him over 100 followers, he’s at … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Signs, blog whoring, Scissorheads Rule, Social Media, Twitter | 11 Comments

Twitter Sighs Relief: Elon Leaves The Nest

First the news: Elon has decided not to join our board. I sent a brief note to the company, sharing with you all here. — Parag Agrawal (@paraga) April 11, 2022 All of Twitter was sure that Elon Musk … Continue reading

Posted in Billionaire Bastards, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Truth Social Media, Twitter | 5 Comments

Belated Happy Anniversary, Twitter!

January 8, 2021, yo!

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Social Media, Twitter | 1 Comment


Guys, Twitter FINALLY booted Madge: A Twitter spokesperson: "We permanently suspended… @mtgreenee… for repeated violations of our COVID-19 misinformation policy. We’ve been clear that, per our strike system for this policy, we will permanently suspend accounts for repeated violations of … Continue reading

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