Category Archives: Twitter

Get thee to the twitter!

Posted on July 3, 2018 by

Hi there, scissorheads! It’s me, Tex, on vacation from teaching and wasting entirely too many hours following #secondcivilwarletters on the twitter machine. It’s hysterical.  Here’s my contribution, but there are thousands to choose from. Dear Jared, I tried to infiltrate the … Continue reading →

Posted in snark, Twitter | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 28, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Jeebus, Comrade Stupid really is praising himself on Memorial Day: Happy Memorial Day! Those who died for our great country would be very happy and proud at how well our country is doing today. Best … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Memorial Day, Social Media, Twitter | 9 Comments

But What About HIS Phone?

Posted on May 22, 2018 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac leads their morning email thingie with a remix of the old classic, but what about her emails: “‘Too inconvenient’: Trump goes rogue on phone security” “President Donald Trump uses a White House cellphone that isn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Social Media, Twitter | 7 Comments

In the Tweet of the Moment

Posted on May 8, 2018 by

Sen. McCain, Just Shut Up and Die With Some Class! @realDonaldTrump @michellemalkin @IngrahamAngle @seanhannity @marklevinshow @larryelder @MonicaCrowley https://t.co/nLAzeVh8Iw — Larry Klayman (@LarryEKlayman) May 6, 2018 Wow. Klayman’s bio: “Founder of @FreedomWatchUSA and Judicial Watch – I’ve dedicated my career to … Continue reading →

Posted in snark, Social Media, Twitter | 8 Comments

‘Always Be Closing’

Posted on April 22, 2018 by

Flailing mid-tier hospitality industry food and beverages manager, Prznint Comrade tries his hand at marketing: Heading to the Southern White House to watch the Funeral Service of Barbara Bush. First Lady Melania has arrived in Houston to pay our respects. … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Social Media, Twitter | 5 Comments

Lying Liar Lies Again, Bigly. Sad!

Posted on March 31, 2018 by

While we are on the subject, it is reported that the U.S. Post Office will lose $1.50 on average for each package it delivers for Amazon. That amounts to Billions of Dollars. The Failing N.Y. Times reports that “the size … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Twitter | 14 Comments

Presented Without Comment

Posted on March 22, 2018 by

Who are you sharing your life with? #regulatefacebook pic.twitter.com/r7B7Ajkt0V — Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 20, 2018 OK, I lied: I say we chip in and buy Carrey a marker pen set. He’s good.

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Social Media, Twitter | 4 Comments

Concern Troll is Concerned

Posted on February 22, 2018 by

Todd Starned, our unctuous concern troll, is concerned about the manners of the surviving free-range students from Florida: Parents, what would you do if your child lectured and ridiculed a U.S. Senator on national television? — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) February 22, … Continue reading →

Posted in Social Media, Traitor Tots Todd Starnes, Twitter | 8 Comments

Follower Factory Aficionado Flummoxed

Posted on February 22, 2018 by

It’s true: yesterday I saw several Fox News Hosts (Hi Sean!) screaming about how the number of their Twitter followers were reduced when Twitter purged a slew of bots. I did not notice that any MSM sources said similar things, … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Social Media, Twitter | 8 Comments

Mars Facebook Attacks!

Posted on February 18, 2018 by

Rob Goldman, Faceberg’s, er, Facebook’s VP for Ads (not advertising, and I’m not sure if there is a difference) bragged following the Mueller indictment: Very excited to see the Mueller indictment today. We shared Russian ads with Congress, Mueller and … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Social Media, The Death of the Social Media, Twitter | 4 Comments