Category Archives: Truth Social Media

Flounderer Buys Floundering Social Media App, No One Knows Why

The artist formerly known as Kanye West has agreed to buy Parler, the social media app preferred by racists and Nazis: In a statement, Ye said he’s buying the platform to ensure people with conservative opinions “have the right to … Continue reading

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The Truth is Out There. Way Out There

As widely reported, Hair Füror’s ironically-named Truth Social (Eiron the Goddess of Irony’s favorite work) is not paying its bills and apparently has stiffed its hosting service. Axios has some brief clarity (or whatever they call their enigmatic bullets and … Continue reading

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Truth Social Financial News, or, The Scorpion and the Frog

No one ever learns, do they? Trump’s social media app facing financial fallout Truth Social’s finances may be in significant disarray, sources say Former President Donald Trump’s social media outfit, Truth Social, is locked in a bitter battle with one … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Hair Füror?

What a dope: Trump’s Truth Social Is Banning Users Who Post About Jan. 6 Hearings, According to Reports https://t.co/FYwgzE30P0 — Variety (@Variety) June 10, 2022 It’s all in the branding: The irony is rich: Truth Social, Donald Trump’s Twitter copycat claiming … Continue reading

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Some Post-Prandial Stupid?

Lord Damp Nut sued Twitter to get his account back, and, well… A judge on Friday dismissed a lawsuit by former President Donald Trumpseeking to lift his ban from Twitter… The suit alleged that Twitter violated the plaintiffs’ First Amendment … Continue reading

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TRUTH Social Is Doing Great

Our Failed Social Media, part infinity Things are going well over on Truth Social. Trump’s Social Media Director. pic.twitter.com/GrfsBC4rQZ — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) May 2, 2022

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Twitter Sighs Relief: Elon Leaves The Nest

First the news: Elon has decided not to join our board. I sent a brief note to the company, sharing with you all here. pic.twitter.com/lfrXACavvk — Parag Agrawal (@paraga) April 11, 2022 All of Twitter was sure that Elon Musk … Continue reading

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Another Stunning Success For Trump Product Empire

The ironically named TRUTH Social —Lord Damp Nuts social media platform— has been as disastrous as everyone expected, and under the tech-savvy leadership of Devin Nunes, well, the rats are now fleeing the sinking ship. TRUTH Socials chief technology officer, … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Well here’s a surprise: A month after launching, former president Donald Trump’s Truth Social app is seeing a 93% drop in signups and similarly steep decline in traffic https://t.co/rFVCH0Ndaq — TheWrap (@TheWrap) March 29, 2022 How could the powerhouse team … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News When Frank Luntz is the one casting shade, well, you better bury it before it starts stinking up the joint: Donald Trump still hasn't posted on Truth Social since it officially launched on February 21st. pic.twitter.com/9oODKWLHRa — … Continue reading

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