Category Archives: The Death of the Social Media

Thanks a Lot, Faceberg

You guys do know that American toilet paper is mostly American-made? Per Snopes: 100 rolls a year The average person in the U.S. uses about 100 rolls of toilet paper each year. If most of it came from China, this … Continue reading

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He Finally Got Caught By Twitter

The Verge tells us: Twitter has applied a “manipulated media” tag to a doctored video of former Vice President Joe Biden that was shared by White House social media director Dan Scavino and retweeted by President Trump, according to Washington … Continue reading

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‘Oops’ Said Jack Dorsey

Death of the Social Media We have been very hard on Facebook (The “Oops” posts), and we almost consistently refer to Twitter as a firehose of merde, but what we are learning is that Social Media is part of The … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Part Infinity

According to Andrew Bosworth –the head of Facebook’s virtual and augmented reality division and who was in charge of Facebook’s advertising efforts during the 2016 election– letting advertisers lie to customers on Facebook is super-cool, you know, as long as … Continue reading

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Branding and Lifestyling Today

“Nike has their First Amendment right to make individuals such as Colin Kaepernick their brand ambassadors. We have the right to make patriots like Chief Gallagher one of ours.” –Tyler Merritt, Founder of Nine Line Apparel, in the NYTimes And … Continue reading

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‘Oops’ Says Faceberg, Part Infinity

TechCrunch: “Instagram is giving politicians the same free rein to spread misinformation as its parent company Facebook. Instagram is expanding its limited fact-checking test in the U.S. from May and will now work with 45 third-party organizations to assess the … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Facebook has pulled down a political ad that implies Senatorette Lindsey Graham endorses the Green New Deal. So much for not censoring ads, Faceberg. Anyway, Facebook says that the person who placed the ad, Adriel Hampton, is not a candidate … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Says Faceberg (Part Infinity)

So amoral automaton billionaire technofrat Mark Faceberg and his Caligula haircut was supposed to appear before Congress to talk about Libra, his new cryptocurrency scheme (to steal all the moneys or whatevs), and instead those upstarts and popinjays dared to … Continue reading

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Oops, Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

Mark Faceberg ululated at Georgetown University on Facebook’s prioritization of free speech, which definitely sounds better than ululating on his bidness model of selling your data to people who want to use you. Mark Zuckerberg said Facebook should “err on … Continue reading

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Faceberg Tries Charm Offensive, is Offensive

Assorted outlets are reporting that internet power-user Mark Faceberg has been having private dinners with the pundits, movers and shakers of Wingnuttia trying to convince them that he is not a liberal propagandist, you freaks. And by freaks, I mean … Continue reading

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