Category Archives: Our Failed Social Media

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Oops: Attorneys general from over 40 states urge Facebook to cancel plans for Instagram for kids Attorneys general from 44 states and territories are calling on Facebook to abandon its plans to create a version of Instagram … Continue reading

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GOP Wants To Break-up Monopoly, Hell Done Froze Over

Sen. Proud Boy was very upset that Facebook has upheld the ban of Hair Füror: Here’s a real life example of the tyranny of #BigTech – a fake @Facebook court decides @Facebook can do whatever @Facebook wants, in this case, … Continue reading

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Our Failed Social Media, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Social Media, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

‘Some Say,’ Some Said, ‘Something About 2024’

2024 Goat Rodeo No d’uh: Trump seen as likely to run in 2024; Facebook ban enrages GOP Sources close to Donald Trump believe he’s increasingly likely to run in 2024 — and that was even before the Facebook Oversight Board … Continue reading

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Trump: Eff Facebook, I Have a Blog!

As we all know, Facebook decided on January 6 to kick the mango-hued shitgibbon off of their platform, having found the Stupid Coup was, you know, promoted by him and his trolls. They sent that decision to something they call … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

The WaPo informs us that today Facebook will make the decision of letting twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid back on their platform. We pick-up the thread at Politico because as this is essentially gossip, they are domain experts: An imminent decision … Continue reading

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GOP: Corporations Are People, Redux

It’s a banner day in Floriduh: In nod to Trump, Florida is set to ban ‘deplatforming’ by tech companies Florida is on track to be the first state in the nation to punish social media companies that ban politicians like … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News “Oops,” said Faceberg… Facebook Stopped Employees From Reading An Internal Report About Its Role In The Insurrection. You Can Read It Here. Last Thursday, BuzzFeed News revealed that an internal Facebook report concluded that the company had … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg, Part Infinity

It keeps happening: Facebook Leaked the Data of 533 Million Users and Didn’t Tell Anyone “A massive data set that includes the personal information of 533 million global Facebook users has been leaked and is widely circulating online. The data, … Continue reading

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Report: ‘Big Tech = Big Tobacco’

It’s probably not fair to make Mark Faceberg the, uh, face of technology, but… Anyway, Axios tells us that Big Tech is now as loved as Big Tobacco (all the weird formatting is totally theirs): Big Tech dollars may be … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Tweet, Twit, Twat: Donald Trump has been in talks with no-name app vendors as he contemplates partnering with an existing platform to create his own social media network, according to sources familiar with the private discussions. Driving … Continue reading

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