Category Archives: Our Failed Social Media

Social Media is Killing Us

The callous Yutes of Today are at real risk for the Trump-Virus and apparently the Delta variant in particular. There are some interesting news stories about school-aged kids who are trying to navigate getting vaccinated when their parents are anti-vaxxers … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg This will end well: Facebook will let group admins ‘slow down’ toxic conversations Facebook is trying to make it easier for group moderators to prevent toxic conversations. The social network introduced a new tool that will allow … Continue reading

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Failed Florida Blogger To Try Again On ‘New Platform’

Father of the Year and very fertile person, Jason Miller has allegedly quit being Hair Füror’s mouthpiece (eww, gross) and is now the CEO of an unnamed tech company that is allegedly building a new social media platform that failed … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

Brave, brave Faceberg had decided to keep Hair Füror off their platform for at least two years, and maybe “if the risk to public safety has receded” they might let him back on : Facebook helpfully points out that it is … Continue reading

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Florida Strikes Back!

We’ve long known that for Republicans, the price of free speech is buying your own media outlet (Hi, Rupert!), but times are a-changing in the age of Social Media. So imagine our surprise to learn that the Coup Klux Klan … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Facebook or Faceberg, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Social Media, Ron DeSantis, Social Media, Twitter | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Oops: Attorneys general from over 40 states urge Facebook to cancel plans for Instagram for kids Attorneys general from 44 states and territories are calling on Facebook to abandon its plans to create a version of Instagram … Continue reading

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GOP Wants To Break-up Monopoly, Hell Done Froze Over

Sen. Proud Boy was very upset that Facebook has upheld the ban of Hair Füror: Here’s a real life example of the tyranny of #BigTech – a fake @Facebook court decides @Facebook can do whatever @Facebook wants, in this case, … Continue reading

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Our Failed Social Media, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Social Media, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

‘Some Say,’ Some Said, ‘Something About 2024’

2024 Goat Rodeo No d’uh: Trump seen as likely to run in 2024; Facebook ban enrages GOP Sources close to Donald Trump believe he’s increasingly likely to run in 2024 — and that was even before the Facebook Oversight Board … Continue reading

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Trump: Eff Facebook, I Have a Blog!

As we all know, Facebook decided on January 6 to kick the mango-hued shitgibbon off of their platform, having found the Stupid Coup was, you know, promoted by him and his trolls. They sent that decision to something they call … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

The WaPo informs us that today Facebook will make the decision of letting twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid back on their platform. We pick-up the thread at Politico because as this is essentially gossip, they are domain experts: An imminent decision … Continue reading

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