Category Archives: Our Failed Social Media

The Modern Divine Right of Kings

The hellmouth known as Twitter with the new CEO Space Karen tried to make Hunter Biden’s Laptop a cause célèbre that he thought was going to burn the libtards, but did it? Axios’ morning email thingie: Elon Musk’s Twitter took … Continue reading

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Q-Anon Returns To Twitter

This is a very bad sign: A “general amnesty” has restored hundreds of accounts of right-wing activists and QAnon adherents, according to data reviewed by NBC News. The reinstatement of far-right accounts has coincided with a series of bans of … Continue reading

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Things Are Swell In The Twitterverse

(Above, in interpretive dance, Elon Musk performs “Twitter Medical Misinformation”) The last time we checked in with obvious Bond Villain-wannabe Elon Musk, he was threatening to build his own mobile phone if Apple of Google removed the Twitter app from … Continue reading

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Advertisers Flee Twitter Like…

Above, advertisers fleeing Twitter in interpretive dance. After posting a Twitter poll asking, “Should Twitter offer a general amnesty to suspended accounts, provided that they have not broken the law or engaged in egregious spam?” in which 72.4 percent of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News 3-toed sentient jar of mayonnaise and Georgeduh Rep. Perjury Taylor Greene has been re-instated on Twitter: I'm the only Member of Congress the unelected big tech oligarchs permanently banned. On January 2, 2022, they violated my freedom … Continue reading

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The Russians Have Voted

The Russians have spoken: Reinstate former President Trump — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 19, 2022 According to Axios’ morning email thingie: ⚡ 11 million votes gushed in during the first 15 hours, with 52% for reinstating and 48% against.

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 3 Comments

Howz It Going, Melon Husk?

Not well? Twitter employees head for the exits after Elon Musk’ ‘extremely hardcore’ work ultimatum Another employee exodus appears to be underway at Twitter as many workers rejected Elon Musk’s ultimatum to work “extremely hardcore,” choosing instead to depart the … Continue reading

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Twitter News: How Many Scaramuccis Has It Been?

Elon Musk is ordering loyalty oaths. Where have we seen this before? SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk issued an ultimatum to Twitter employees Wednesday morning: commit to a new “hardcore” Twitter or leave the company with severance pay. Employees were … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Well, Twitter

This tweet is nothing but bad news (if true): Update: company sources tell me that yesterday Twitter eliminated ~4,400 of its ~5,500 contract employees, with cuts expected to have significant impact to content moderation and the core infrastructure services that … Continue reading

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Report: Twitter is Running Like One of Musk’s Self-Driving Cars

The implosion continues. Anyone who says that Elon Musk is a business genius is full of beans. The FTC said it’s tracking developments at Twitter “with deep concern,” per Reuters. It made the comment after four top execs in charge … Continue reading

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