Category Archives: Our Failed Social Media

Area Billionaire Seeks Cash Flow For Doomed Vanity Project

Posted on March 24, 2023 by tengrain

Space Karen strikes again: On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: https://t.co/gzpCcwOpLp Organizations can sign … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Rat Bastards, Twitter | 4 Comments

It’s Not Your Imagination

Posted on March 20, 2023 by tengrain

Things are going swell at Space Karen’s joint: Antisemitic tweets soared on Twitter after Musk took over, study finds In the months after Elon Musk’s takeover, antisemitic posts on Twitter skyrocketed, according to a report shared first with The Technology … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Rat Bastards, Twitter, White Punks on Dope | 2 Comments

‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Posted on March 15, 2023 by tengrain

Internet power-user Mark Faceberg bet the company on an ersatz Second Life, how’s it working out for him? Facebook-parent Meta plans to lay off another 10,000 workers, marking the second round of significant job cuts announced by the tech giant … Continue reading →

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Faceberg Wants The Fediverse

Posted on March 11, 2023 by tengrain

Mark Faceberg, who has never had an original idea, has a new idea: make a Twitter-like service now that Space Karen has basically destroyed Twitter: Meta is exploring plans for its own text-based social network similar to Twitter, the company … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Fediverse, Meta, Our Failed Social Media, p92, Social Media | 5 Comments

Look-out, Fox News, You Got Competition

Posted on February 22, 2023 by tengrain

Guys, Space Karen is playing 11-dimensional tidily-winks again: Russian propagandists said to buy Twitter blue-check verifications The verifications mean their tweets, mostly opposing U.S. aid to Ukraine, are given added prominence SAN FRANCSICO — Accounts pushing Kremlin propaganda are using … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Fox News, Our Failed Social Media, Pooty-Poot Putin, Twitter, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 8 Comments

Our Failed Social Media, Part Infinity

Posted on February 21, 2023 by tengrain

Grifters There’s something going on in our Corporate Social Media, per Axios’ morning email thingie: ⚡ What’s happening: Meta said Sunday that it’s starting to trial a new paid verification service for Instagram and Facebook users to receive a badge … Continue reading →

Posted in Dating Apps, Facebook or Faceberg, Instagram, Meta, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 10 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Day

Posted on February 15, 2023 by tengrain

Space Karen had the engineers at Twitter working overtime (over the weekend) because President Handsome Joe Biden’s tweets got more traction than his. At 2:36 on Monday morning, James Musk sent an urgent message to Twitter engineers. “We are debugging … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 4 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid

Posted on February 12, 2023 by tengrain

Uh, this sounds like Republicans weaponizing the gubmint against private citizens and a corporation to me, but then again, I’m not a brainiac like Rep. Clay Higgins: Clay Higgins is on Laura Ingraham's show insisting that the ex-Twitter officials he … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Our Failed Political Press, Our Failed Social Media, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twitter, Weaponizing the Gubmint | 4 Comments

‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Posted on February 11, 2023 by tengrain

Meta has restored Hair Füror’s accounts on Facebook and Instagram in time for the 2024 Goat Rodeo. Meta, the parent company of Facebook, restored former President Trump’s Facebook and Instagram accounts on Thursday, giving Trump access to post on both … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Facebook or Faceberg, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Instagram, Meta, Our Failed Social Media, Pooty-Poot Putin, Useful Idiot | 3 Comments

Some Fries with Your Stupid, Madge?

Posted on February 9, 2023 by tengrain

I gave up trying to count all the mistakes (lies) in this tirade from Rep. 3-Toes, but it is a marvel: Greene says Twitter coordinated with the CIA to ban accounts like hers pic.twitter.com/OcBQxZw87p — Acyn (@Acyn) February 8, 2023

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Our Failed Social Media, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, Twitter | 7 Comments