Category Archives: 2012 Goat Rodeo

The Return of…

You cannot make this shit up: Trump considering Herman Cain for Fed board seat, official says “U.S. President Donald Trump is considering former pizza chain executive and presidential candidate Herman Cain for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board, a … Continue reading

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Almost Lifelike

The Stench and Gilligan, reunited at last: An old friend dropped by to ask for directions to his new office. pic.twitter.com/j0cqKQ4T0b — Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) November 14, 2018 You know at least one of ’em was thinking, “No homo!” — … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Dr. Carson?

The people who want to get rid of our gun rights, I want them to tell me how exactly that stops these kinds of incidents from happening. Because the people who are going to commit these crimes, they don’t care … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Rick Santorum announces doomed presidential bid in interview with pretend journalist http://t.co/qNTM3X63GF pic.twitter.com/GQ8wjRLjhr — Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) May 28, 2015 It’s probably a bad sign when failed 2012 Goat Rodeo novelty candidate Herman ‘Black Walnut’ Cain is trolling Frothy’s entry … Continue reading

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Guilty! Of Bad Taste and Manners as Well as Corruption

All Mink And No Manners Bob “Sticky Fingers” McDonnell was found guilty on 11 out of 13 counts of public corruption. Big Mo was found guilty of 9 out of 13 counts. We need to remember that McDonnell was being … Continue reading

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Water Seeks Its Own Level…

…even filthy sewer water: LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) – Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s campaign manager resigned Friday amid fallout from a scandal in Iowa involving a presidential campaign he worked for in 2012. Jesse Benton said he didn’t want to … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Sitting in her campaign bus, in the same seat where she cried with joy in August, she now sobbed over her drubbing. “God, I’m a loser,” Bachmann said. “God, I turn people off.” (Mediaite)

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Willard loses again

The Huffington Post has something of a scoop today (or they read their inbox from the PR Newswire?), so I guess Arianna is out a few crumbs to pay someone on her staff. Anyway, they got their hands on an … Continue reading

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Terminator 4: Rise of Our Lunches

Well, here’s a grim alternate reality Sci-fi plot-line: As Mitt Romney struggled in the weeks leading up to the Michigan primary, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum nearly agreed to form a joint “Unity Ticket” to consolidate conservative support and topple … Continue reading

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Marketing!

“House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) on Tuesday said the 2012 election showed that the GOP needs to do a better job explaining its politics to voters.” Actually, Iago, I think that the 2012 Goat Rodeo showed that the GOP … Continue reading

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