Category Archives: snark

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on August 1, 2021 by tengrain

Come for the cocktails, stay for the dancing sandwiches and BJs. pic.twitter.com/JtgxCRBSUc — Kyles (@kylieklogs) July 31, 2021 And oldie but still a goodie! And I STILL WANNA SEE DANCING SAMMICHES! Uh, scratch that. (Via Scissorhead Mountjoy on the Twitters)

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Saturday Palate Cleanser

Posted on July 31, 2021 by tengrain

It’s also a Great Headline, and a tourism promotion for Australia!

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RIP, Ron Popeil

Posted on July 29, 2021 by tengrain

The most famous of all teevee pitchmen, Ron Popeil, has gone to the great beyond and is probably got more than a dozen new RonCo products to sell there: LOS ANGELES (AP) — Ron Popeil, the quintessential TV pitchman and … Continue reading →

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Vote!

Posted on July 27, 2021 by tengrain

OK, voting enthusiasts, it’s time to give Reps. 3-Names and Sicks-Shooter their approved MPS sobriquets, as suggested by the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers: the Scissorheads! You know the rules: this is a rigged election. You can vote early and … Continue reading →

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From the Legal Mind of Senatorette Lindsey Graham

Posted on July 27, 2021 by tengrain

Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R- Stars and Garters) suggests that the answer to gun violence is [checks notes] vigilanteism: Lindsey Graham on street crime in San Francisco: "If you do this crap in South Carolina, you'll be lucky if you go … Continue reading →

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Jan. 6 Commission Gets Another Republican

Posted on July 26, 2021 by tengrain

Nancy Smash has invited Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R- IL) to join the Insurrection Commission investigating the January 6 Stupid Coup. And not surprisingly, he accepted. Kinzinger probably figures that Hair Füror is going to nuke him in 2022 anyway, so … Continue reading →

Posted in Liz Cheney, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, snark, The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments

Great Chyrons, Cont.

Posted on July 24, 2021 by tengrain

Very fertile serial cheater Jason Miller does, in fact, resemble very famous infertile serial cheater Henry VIII.

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Report: Hell Done Froze Over, Y’all

Posted on July 23, 2021 by tengrain

I dunno what is going on, but suddenly Republicans are getting serious about vaccinations and they are naming and blaming the unvaccinated: Alabama Republican Gov. Ivey says ‘start blaming the unvaccinated folks’ for rise in Covid cases “…Folks are supposed … Continue reading →

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Report: Masks Are The Fashion Accessory This Year, Probably

Posted on July 22, 2021 by tengrain

The Delta variant is now so wide-spread and deadly that a national recommendation on masks is on the table: White House officials debate masking push as covid infections spike “The talks are in a preliminary phase and their result could … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday to Fox News’ Peter Doocy

Posted on July 21, 2021 by tengrain

For his birthday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki will hand Doocy his ass.

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