Category Archives: snark
Today Google stops funding climate change deniers I should feel smugly validated, but instead I am enraged. I do not even know what to think, other than I was right about those eff’ers all along.
Who wants to play, spin a yarn about something stupid in one sentence? I’ll go first. Katie, it’s spelled coddage cheese. I thought Untouchables was pronounced oon-too-shabl-ays for an obscene amount of time. At Rite-Aid, I was too afraid to … Continue reading
Ranting and non-sequiturs abound. I slept through the night, something I rarely do. I got lucky, and slept 7 hours of pain-free, uninterrupted sleep. Being a raging insomniac, I’ll take that action. The minute I woke up, I was looking … Continue reading
Subtraction will be fun too, when you think about it.
The TP Wars continue! (Hat tip: Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the electric Tweeter device)
I’ve always made it a point to avoid small drunk children in yoga pants. They’re the worst.
At least three people have sent me this tweet in the last day: OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit. pic.twitter.com/Tg7334OSbc — Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 26, 2020 This is what happens when investigative journalists get bored … Continue reading
You cannot make up shit like this: Trump's response to restaurant owners worried about losing their businesses: restaurants will come back, they just might be different restaurants with different owners. — Annie Karni (@anniekarni) March 26, 2020
(H/T Scissorhead Fran)