Category Archives: snark

2020, in interpretive dance

Posted on April 20, 2021 by tengrain

the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe pic.twitter.com/mVyNtf4kvr — Ollie (@whalefern) April 18, 2021

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Because We Love A Good Correction

Posted on April 19, 2021 by tengrain

Being an editor is hard pic.twitter.com/Jxzq5LZXIs — andrew (@AndrewChamings) April 16, 2021

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And you thought I was kidding about the Easter Bunny the rest of the year?

Posted on April 18, 2021 by tengrain

pic.twitter.com/1OfqjBxp5o — Bunnies (@RabbitEveryHour) April 16, 2021

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The DC Society Pages

Posted on April 17, 2021 by tengrain

PizzaGaetz From Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) gossip pages: SPOTTED: Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) having drinks in the Trump Hotel Washington on Friday afternoon. Pic … Was his date having a juice box?

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 15, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Guys, they called in an arborist to to get the sap moving in our Walking Termite Buffet: Former Vice President Pence gets pacemaker implanted, expects full recovery The story doesn’t mention if they had to do an … Continue reading →

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Bad Translation, Cont.

Posted on April 14, 2021 by tengrain

It’s probably a fake, but damn! I want to BELIEVE!

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That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

Posted on April 12, 2021 by tengrain

Jen Psaki owns John Cornyn pic.twitter.com/5dkdkfMIxo — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 12, 2021

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Nomination For Cindy McCain

Posted on April 12, 2021 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly leads their morning email thingie with news of Cindy ‘Pills’ McCain, widow of former Senator John ‘Grandpa Walnuts’ McCain (enigmatic emboldening is theirs): President JOE BIDEN is preparing to name Republican CINDY MCCAIN to … Continue reading →

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POP QUIZ!

Posted on April 11, 2021 by tengrain

Laura Ghastly — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) April 11, 2021 The replies to this question are pretty choice, but I know Scissorheads can do better. For 1/17 of 0.02% of your spring exam, name the store! Have at it in … Continue reading →

Posted in Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Pop Quiz!, snark | 42 Comments

Maybe She Should Try LinkedIn?

Posted on April 9, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Elaine Chao is having a hard time finding gainful employment for some reason: Before she joined the Trump administration as transportation secretary, Elaine Chao earned millions of dollars over the past decade by serving on the boards of big … Continue reading →

Posted in Elaine Chao, Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!, snark | 5 Comments