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Come for the cocktails, stay for the dancing sandwiches and BJs. pic.twitter.com/JtgxCRBSUc — Kyles (@kylieklogs) July 31, 2021 And oldie but still a goodie! And I STILL WANNA SEE DANCING SAMMICHES! Uh, scratch that. (Via Scissorhead Mountjoy on the Twitters)
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The most famous of all teevee pitchmen, Ron Popeil, has gone to the great beyond and is probably got more than a dozen new RonCo products to sell there: LOS ANGELES (AP) — Ron Popeil, the quintessential TV pitchman and … Continue reading
OK, voting enthusiasts, it’s time to give Reps. 3-Names and Sicks-Shooter their approved MPS sobriquets, as suggested by the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers: the Scissorheads! You know the rules: this is a rigged election. You can vote early and … Continue reading
Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R- Stars and Garters) suggests that the answer to gun violence is [checks notes] vigilanteism: Lindsey Graham on street crime in San Francisco: "If you do this crap in South Carolina, you'll be lucky if you go … Continue reading
Nancy Smash has invited Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R- IL) to join the Insurrection Commission investigating the January 6 Stupid Coup. And not surprisingly, he accepted. Kinzinger probably figures that Hair Füror is going to nuke him in 2022 anyway, so … Continue reading
Very fertile serial cheater Jason Miller does, in fact, resemble very famous infertile serial cheater Henry VIII.
I dunno what is going on, but suddenly Republicans are getting serious about vaccinations and they are naming and blaming the unvaccinated: Alabama Republican Gov. Ivey says ‘start blaming the unvaccinated folks’ for rise in Covid cases “…Folks are supposed … Continue reading
The Delta variant is now so wide-spread and deadly that a national recommendation on masks is on the table: White House officials debate masking push as covid infections spike “The talks are in a preliminary phase and their result could … Continue reading
For his birthday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki will hand Doocy his ass.