Category Archives: snark

Goat Rodeo Cheaper by the Dozen!

Ex-Pennsylvania Rep. Joe Sestak, another white dude,  made a surprise announcement that what America needs is another white dude running for prznint, and therefore he is in the 2020 Goat Rodeo! And that brings us to 24.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dance, little theocrat monkey, dance! Anyway, that’s our old pal self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor, telling us why when he was wrong about his Red Tsunami prophesy in 2018, that he was actually right. And of … Continue reading

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Xristian Xrazies: ‘If Netflix Won’t Cancel Amazon Prime’s “Good Omens” Show, I’m Going to Boycott HBO’

A story in a single tweet: “Says it all.” They are asking Netflix, a company who does not broadcast #GoodOmens to “cancel” Good Omens, a show broadcast on another network, and already complete and out. I find it difficult to … Continue reading

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You Can Fool Some of the People All of the Time (Part Infinity)

“Trump supporters line up 42 hours early for Orlando campaign rally at Amway Center” “With tents, sleeping bags and coolers of water in tow, Donald Trump supporters began lining up early Monday for Tuesday’s campaign rally in Orlando, nearly two … Continue reading

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We Got Numbers!

This might be the only numbers that Prznint Apprentice cares about: “The hourlong special with ABC chief anchor George Stephanopoulos came in third in its timeslot Sunday night, notching 3.91 million viewers according to ratings aggregator TV by the Numbers.” … Continue reading

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In 3… 2… 1… ‘Fake News’ Prznint Stupid Bellows

Fox News poll shows Trump trailing Biden, Sanders, other Democrats Well, this ought to make him turn a deeper shade of orange and blow the wig right off: “A Fox News poll released early Sunday shows President Trump trailing five … Continue reading

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A Tubman For Your Thoughts

Well, this is certainly different: “Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin delayed and possibly permanently derailed the process of putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill so President Donald Trump wouldn’t put the kibosh on the process altogether and create a public … Continue reading

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The Media Horse Race Starts Now!

All the morning email thingies breathlessly tell us which 2020 Goat Rodeo contenders made the cut for the first Democratic Debate, and instead of listing all 20 of them, I think we should say goodbye to the 4 who didn’t: … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Federal watchdog recommends BS Barbie be You’re Fired’ed

AXIOS: The Office of Special Counsel, a civil service watchdog, has determined that White House counselor Kellyanne Conway repeatedly violated Hatch Act and recommends she be removed from the federal workforce. Why it matters: The Hatch Act bars federal employees … Continue reading

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Pounds Head on Desk Looking for Sweet, Sweet Relief (Part Infinity)

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