Category Archives: snark

2020, in interpretive dance

the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe pic.twitter.com/mVyNtf4kvr — Ollie (@whalefern) April 18, 2021

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Because We Love A Good Correction

Being an editor is hard pic.twitter.com/Jxzq5LZXIs — andrew (@AndrewChamings) April 16, 2021

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And you thought I was kidding about the Easter Bunny the rest of the year?

pic.twitter.com/1OfqjBxp5o — Bunnies (@RabbitEveryHour) April 16, 2021

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The DC Society Pages

PizzaGaetz From Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) gossip pages: SPOTTED: Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) having drinks in the Trump Hotel Washington on Friday afternoon. Pic … Was his date having a juice box?

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, they called in an arborist to to get the sap moving in our Walking Termite Buffet: Former Vice President Pence gets pacemaker implanted, expects full recovery The story doesn’t mention if they had to do an … Continue reading

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Bad Translation, Cont.

It’s probably a fake, but damn! I want to BELIEVE!

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That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

Jen Psaki owns John Cornyn pic.twitter.com/5dkdkfMIxo — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 12, 2021

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Nomination For Cindy McCain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly leads their morning email thingie with news of Cindy ‘Pills’ McCain, widow of former Senator John ‘Grandpa Walnuts’ McCain (enigmatic emboldening is theirs): President JOE BIDEN is preparing to name Republican CINDY MCCAIN to … Continue reading

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POP QUIZ!

Laura Ghastly — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) April 11, 2021 The replies to this question are pretty choice, but I know Scissorheads can do better. For 1/17 of 0.02% of your spring exam, name the store! Have at it in … Continue reading

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Maybe She Should Try LinkedIn?

Guys, Elaine Chao is having a hard time finding gainful employment for some reason: Before she joined the Trump administration as transportation secretary, Elaine Chao earned millions of dollars over the past decade by serving on the boards of big … Continue reading

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