Category Archives: snark

For the Time Capsule

The front page of the NYT right now looks like one of those pre-election parodies about what a Trump administration would be like. pic.twitter.com/hyKwjvKROt — Michelle Goldberg (@michelleinbklyn) August 21, 2019 (Click the image to embiggen it) She sees it … Continue reading

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Just sayin’

That is so ’70s stylized, it made me think that they had exhumed Roger Moore. Also the golden gun? I wonder.

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WSJ Gets Seattle Wrong As Usual

From Axios’ morning email thingie, so the weird formatting and odd bullets are totally theirs: “‘Adult Recess’ Is Booming,” with people reliving schoolyard memories with tetherball, hopscotch and Lincoln Logs, despite sore muscles and tweaked knees, The Wall Street Journal’s … Continue reading

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‘Some Say,’ Some Said

The latest Epstein conspiracy theory started when The WaPo breathlessly reported that Jeffrey Epstein’s autopsy revealed multiple breaks in his neck bones including the hyoid bone, which [ALLEGEDLY!] is more common in victims of homicide by strangulation than in people … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Pro Tip: Ask for extra napkins. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388 )

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Pounds Head On Desk Looking For Sweet, Sweet Relief

Trump has asked aides about possibility of US acquiring Greenland: report

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Get Thee Hence!

It’s Sunday and that means all good Scissorheads put on their finest, and go to Infidel753’s Place to read one of the best round-up of links in the blog-o-sphere. Why are you wasting your time here? GIT GOIN’!!!

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sandy Rios, the American Family Association’s director of governmental affairs (AFA has been designated a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center since 2010), has sumpin’ to say about white supremacy and it goes sumpin’ … Continue reading

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Vote!

Scissorheads, you outdid yourselves in yesterday’s pop quiz and now we must vote for Putin’s, er, Comrade Trump’s nominee to be the new ambassador to Russia! As is our tradition here at MPS, the voting is totally rigged, you can … Continue reading

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Today in History

Richard Nixon resigned… just sayin’.

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