Category Archives: snark

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 16, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Melania Trump to speak at cyberbullying summit next week The White House announced that the first lady will be “addressing the positive and negative effects of … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 15, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Oh, crap! Our old pal Coach Dave found the seekrit way to make forced birth Konstitutional!!1! Looks like it is checkmate for us!

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Pop Quiz!

Posted on August 15, 2018 by

Page Six tells us the lovey-doves nicknames that Sguiggy and his ersatz Bellatrix Lestrange, Kimberly Guilfoyle, have for each other: We’re told the former Fox News host addressed the presidential offspring as Junior Mint (seemingly a reference to his bank … Continue reading →

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Possums!

Posted on August 14, 2018 by

.@kwelkernbc: "Can you stand at the podium and guarantee the American people they'll never hear Donald Trump utter 'the n word' on a recording, in any context?" Sarah Sanders: "I can't guarantee anything… I can tell you I've never heard … Continue reading →

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This Exists

Posted on August 13, 2018 by

Yes, there is merchandise available now. Not sure who benefits, but the design tells me it ain’t Space Cadet Stupid. Heh. Click on the picture to go to the website. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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Oops! Bad Serial Numbers!

Posted on August 11, 2018 by

Huzzah for the person at American Standard who is our MPS unsung hero of the day! (Hat tip:Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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The Lyin’, the Witch Hunt, and the Wardrobe: Day 7

Posted on August 9, 2018 by

As we (and everyone else prognosticated) the day’s proceedings began with the defense trying to sabotage Rick Gates’ admittedly questionable integrity. Which went exactly where we predicted: titillation about Gates’ extramarital infidelities, and were stopped by Judge Ellis. The defense … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 7, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs As you know, Larry Klayman was the founder of Judicial Watch, and is the seditionist (ALLEGED!) who tried to foment revolution against the Kenyan Usurper, explains to us how a Citizens Grand Jury will work to … Continue reading →

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The Lyin’, The Witch Hunt, and The Wardrobe: Day 5

Posted on August 7, 2018 by

No fashion news to report from yesterday’s festivities—alas—but the big news is that Mr. Manafort, the paid comrade of oligarchs everywhere, stared down his nemesis and former bidness partner Rick Gates like a gorilla in the zoo, shortly before the … Continue reading →

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Prznintal Dignitude!

Posted on August 3, 2018 by

“I have great respect for the U.K. United Kingdom. Great respect. People call it Britain. They call it Great Britain. They used to call it England, different parts.” (via Fox) pic.twitter.com/IgLQ6CFjzQ — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 2, 2018 So glad … Continue reading →

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