Category Archives: snark

Frisson on top

Imma continuing to be off-line today (at the request of friends and family), but I’m sneaking this one in because Nazi tears are delicious: “As Mr. Trump departed the White House on Wednesday, the Proud Boys, once among his staunchest … Continue reading

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MeinPillow* Guy Urges Martial Law

You cannot make up merde like this: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell brings notes to White House that suggest calling for ‘martial law if necessary’ One of Donald Trump’s fiercest supporters, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, went to a meeting at the … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Correction

Never mind Correction of the day — David Uberti (@DavidUberti) January 14, 2021

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Dewy, Cheatum, and Howe Decline Trump As Client

It comes as a shock that notorious invoice stiffer and twice-impeached grifter Prznint Stupid is not finding any legal talent to defend him in the upcoming impeachment trial in the Senate: Allies of the outgoing president have been canvassing Washington’s … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, blood sucking leeches, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pop Culture, snark | 10 Comments

You’re Fired!

We made history and impeached the mother eff’er! Twice! The vote was 232 to 197 with four members not voting, which means at least 10 Republicans crossed the aisle, making it the most bi-partisan impeachment in US History! CNN: Rep … Continue reading

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And The Winner Is…

Laughed my ass clean off.

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And Now We Know

Former [Secret Service] agency officials tell Business Insider: President Trump would almost certainly have Secret Service agents charged with protecting him even if he winds up in prison. I’m disappointed, frankly.

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If You’re Coming to DC…

Axios Alerts us that… D.C. lockdown for inauguration to start Wednesday In an escalation of inauguration security following the Capitol riot, federal authorities plan to lock down a massive swath of downtown Washington on Wednesday, six days earlier than originally … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Mark Halperin

The Pantheon of Dunces is 56-years old, and please Mark, keep your hands visible when you count that out.

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And Now, A Comedy in 3 Acts

lmao thank you to Kevin Sorbo for this series of tweets perfectly displaying how quickly MAGA flipped during the storming of the Capitol — Matt Binder (@MattBinder) January 10, 2021 (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

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