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Ladies and gentlemen, I present the loyal opposition:
“Oh look…” “…I can see Sarah Palin from here!”
“Typical man…” “…gets lost and won’t ask for directions.”
The best lede: AUSTIN — George Soros super weed, Star Trek lizard people, and partial amnesia caused by a big bowl of Texas chili all made appearances as Alex Jones took the stand for the second day of testimony in the … Continue reading
…and it only costs $400 and you have to buy the vegetables from them; it’s the K-Cups of Juice! Except one thing… Yup: Silicon Valley fatcat VCs funded company to design and build a machine to squeeze juice out of … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, our favorite theocratic man-crush, Teddy Shoebat, thinks that Fox News is going the way of the ‘mos and Nazis, and that’s why History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O had to go.
…is that he loved fashion too much: Aaron Schock’s attorneys ask for all charges to be tossed out PEORIA — Former U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock made a few minor accounting errors while a candidate for office that don’t rise to … Continue reading
Kid is gonna hear that his entire life. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
“So how’s your sex abuse scandal going?” O’REILLY WITH THE POPE https://t.co/a63sXyMZN9 https://t.co/19jgji1UYR pic.twitter.com/h0UWLirq6G — Hadas Gold (@Hadas_Gold) April 19, 2017 “About the same as yours.”