Category Archives: snark

Feel His Pain (The Shutdown, Cont.)

No golf this weekend for the Russian Usurper who did not go to his $100K Amero per plate, 1-year anniversary party at Merde-a-Lardo. Instead he hung out in that shithole, the White House. Imagine his hot tears of anguish if … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, let’s meet Gavin McInnes, the leader of the “Proud Boys” right-wing boys’ club (totally not a racist or associated with the white supremacist alt-right, as you’ll see): Got that? Cory Booker is kind of … Continue reading

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How A Bill Becomes A Law (You Own Any Shutdown, GOP)

Everyone remembers that, right? For a bill to become a law, both the House and the Senate must pass it and that the two bills must be identical to each other. Two hearts that beat as one. Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

The audition that Spielberg never talks about. “Fear me! I am the deep!”

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Headin’ For A Shut-Down

When Republicans say that they agree with something in principle, it means that they do not have the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. Hill leaders saying they won’t vote on Gang of Six DACA fix/border bill because … Continue reading

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White, Like She

Scissorhead Purplehead sends us this important, behind-the-scenes look at how Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers, the highest ranking Republican woman in the house, celebrated MLK Day in Spokane Washington. The census of 2010 tells us that Spokane is 86.6% white, so … Continue reading

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Defending Trump: It Was #ShitHouse, Not #ShitHole

That’s the damnedest attempt to reframe the news I’ve ever heard. It doesn’t change one iota of why it was a racist thing to say, but you know: FAKE NEWS!!1! (And thus Tom Cotton takes his high horse on the … Continue reading

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Flake Has His Fingers Crossed Behind His Back

The speech that appropriately named Sen. Flake is giving today, which he leaked yesterday, compares Hair Führer unfavorable to Joe Stalin: EXCERPTS from a speech @JeffFlake plans to deliver on Wednesday, comparing Trump’s comments on the media to Stalin: … Continue reading

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Live From New York

Wait for Steve Bannon’s arrival.

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Today on ‘Blame It On The Black Guy’

“Thanks a LOT, Obama” — Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for “peanuts,” only to build … Continue reading

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