Category Archives: snark

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Noted tsunami stopper and ant resurrectionist Frank Amedia was on the Jim Bakker Potato Slop Hour with some of his irenic POTUS Shield brethrens and cisterns again, but alas, didn’t stop the weather nor raised any … Continue reading

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And Now We Know

Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us to this Scientific Breakthrough! This is a real tree placard at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden and I’ve been keeping it to myself for far too long pic.twitter.com/hNwXN8tUcm — vegetarian librarian (@celesteleighb) April 12, 2018 So now … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Looks dangerous, be aware, citizens!

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Bad Signs, Cont.

I will have whatever they are having.

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Bad News For Noot and Calista

I guess that Newticles and Hoover, er, Cali have to cross Uganda off their vacay list:

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Bad Ads, Cont.

“Do your Girl Scout Cookies have real Girls Scouts in ’em?”

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‘No Time To Shy Away From The Weirdness’

She just cannot contain herself, and this might be my favorite Maddow segment yet.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Xristian Xrazies report… No age group is safe anymore. The public schools begin brainwashing children with left-wing gender theory in elementary school. The indoctrination, in some cases, starts as early as kindergarten. As the students … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Apology…

This is a Master Class in passive voice: In case you missed it, Bevin said that protesting public school teachers:  “Children were harmed — some physically, some sexually, some were introduced to drugs for the first time — because they … Continue reading

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SNL Weekend Update

Is there anything Kate McKinnon cannot make funny?

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