Category Archives: snark
So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2019 …to which one, lone, spitballer … Continue reading
What do I know about branding, maybe nothing (but I did become President!), but if I were Boeing, I would FIX the Boeing 737 MAX, add some additional great features, & REBRAND the plane with a new name. No product … Continue reading
Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: On Tax Day, Trump tax cuts remain deeply unpopular “President Donald Trump boasted in Michigan last month that he signed into law “massive tax cuts, the biggest in the history of … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Unlike Texas, our old pal Coach Dave doesn’t want to kill the strumpets who have an abortion, he just wants to cane them. No Xristian-Sharia law here!
A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting. pic.twitter.com/zBqf4wWVQi — AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019 Most men would never leave the house again. Anyway, Scissorhead Skinny-D … Continue reading
Self-care instructions courtesy of Scissorhead Moeman. (No bird-kissing. They are jerks.)
Hey guys, remember that time after Prznint Stupid received TOTAL EXONERATION from Low Barr, and immediately decided to spend his (non-existent) political capital by announcing that his DOJ would not defend the ACA in court, thus taking healthcare away from … Continue reading
WELCOME BACK JOE! pic.twitter.com/b2NbBSX3sx — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 4, 2019 And with that tweet, Prznint Moved-On Like A Bitch, catapulted himself back into the Grabbing Hall o’ Fame! He pinned it to the top of his Twitter, you … Continue reading
Members of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team of prosecutors and investigators have broken their 2-year silence after piloting a totally leak-proof ship. Team Mueller says that strategic hire AG Bill ‘Iran-Contra’ Barr has misrepresented their findings, which are extremely damaging … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Dave Daubenmire insists that the First Amendment gives him the right not to have to pay taxes. pic.twitter.com/YMUlCuoCtX — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 3, 2019 Oh, I hope he tries that one on for size.