Category Archives: Shallow graves for shallow people

Come Cream for Your Covfefe, Sen. Olson

If you don’t want to listen, here’s what notorious forced birther Sen. Pete Olson had to say: “I have some concerns because, one thing, they still guarantee coverage for ten essential conditions,” Olson said, “and one of those conditions—this is … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Science, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Biology, War on Women | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, the bane of mooselimbs everywhere, hate radio host Josh Bernstein has a great idea for stopping ter-rah-ist mass killings! Let’s listen for the first minute or so: Trucks. He wants to regulate trucks. What … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Shallow graves for shallow people, Terror! Theater, Wingnuttia | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

He Seems Nice, Cont.

Coach Dave finds a way to blame women for being harassed: News Flash, Dave: what a woman wears is her bidness. Your reaction to what a woman wears is your problem, not hers.

Posted in sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women | 11 Comments

Tales from the SWAMP

And so it begins… News: House GOP passed rules change moving independent Office of Government Ethics — will now be part of Ethics Committee -weakens OCE — Deirdre Walsh (@deirdrewalshcnn) January 3, 2017 …This action by Rep Goodlatte (R- On … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Shallow graves for shallow people, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Noot Serves Us Our Morning Cuppa Stupid

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted Let’s watch Noot loose his, well, newticles at Megyn Kelly: Noot lecturing anyone about sexual predators is pretty hysterical; I’m sure Callista is somewhere having her hair helmet buffed and … Continue reading

Posted in Mansplaining, Newticles, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

The Morning Quote

Why are the dogs barking? “I’m sorry, dead people generally vote for Democrats rather than Republicans,” the former New York City mayor told CNN’s Jake Tapper on “State of the Union.” “You want me to (say) that I think the … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, racism, Rudy Giuliani, Shallow graves for shallow people, Terrible Human Beings | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s watch the H&M body-positive ad that got One Million Moms (actually lonely Monica Cole and her overheated fax machine at the American Family Association World HQ) panties in a bunch: If you happened to notice one … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Verrückt NRA President Wayne LaPierre is pleased to announce that he has a special role for famous gun-humping demirep Dana Loesch: FAIRFAX, Va. – Dana Loesch, the conservative leader and nationally syndicated radio host, will serve … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women | 5 Comments

The Morning Quote

Noted man-baby Donald Trump continues to step on his own dick: “I was happy to see that,” he said, referring to [London Mayor-elect Sadiq Kahn] Khan’s win. “I think it’s a very good thing, and I hope he does a … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Shallow graves for shallow people, snark | 7 Comments

When Sisterhood Was In Flower

War on Women/Death of the Media I am old enough to recall when ’90s lefty feminist icon Camilla Paglia was a thing, and her lady-crush/obsession with Madonna was both funny and kinda sketchy-stalking. At the time (if memory serves), she … Continue reading

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