Category Archives: Shallow graves for shallow people

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Verrückt NRA President Wayne LaPierre is pleased to announce that he has a special role for famous gun-humping demirep Dana Loesch: FAIRFAX, Va. – Dana Loesch, the conservative leader and nationally syndicated radio host, will serve … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Noted man-baby Donald Trump continues to step on his own dick: “I was happy to see that,” he said, referring to [London Mayor-elect Sadiq Kahn] Khan’s win. “I think it’s a very good thing, and I hope he does a … Continue reading

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When Sisterhood Was In Flower

War on Women/Death of the Media I am old enough to recall when ’90s lefty feminist icon Camilla Paglia was a thing, and her lady-crush/obsession with Madonna was both funny and kinda sketchy-stalking. At the time (if memory serves), she … Continue reading

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Your Chivalry Is Stunning, Sean Hannity!

Says Sean Hannity, the man who smears First Lady Michelle Obama at every chance he gets: For the life of me, I don’t understand when families and wives are brought into it. And I’m just trying to look at it … Continue reading

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Shorter Ben Shapiro (hahaha):

You’ve ruined Andrew’s vision of bigotry! Yes, tiny fists of fury and chronic masturbator Ben Shapiro has resigned from Breitbart News to stand (probably on a sturdy box) in solidarity with Michelle Fields (who has also resigned), who as we … Continue reading

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UPDATED! The Quotable ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® (Some Fries With Your Stupid?)

White Punks on Dope “I don’t find [the racially offensive name of the Wasington DC football team] offensive. Native American tribes generally don’t find it offensive… It’s a sport, for crying out loud. It’s a football team. Washington has a … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Dinesh?

Our favorite documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA appealed to Manhattan federal Judge Richard Berman to have a summer vacation from his time in the slammer: “With respect to [his parole … Continue reading

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An Now, An Update From History’s Greatest Reporter® Bill O’Reilly

In which Bill-o shocks us again with a tale of derring-do. Continue reading

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On Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Paul?

Schrödinger’s Candidate, Rand Paul is renowned far and wide for his unique ability to use social media to troll his foes (and even has hired staff to do it), so it is rare that he steps out of the box … Continue reading

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Hard To Believe

According to Mediaite, Rep. Blake Farenthold was accused of harassing a female staffer in a lawsuit filed last Friday. On Monday, it emerged that Farenthold is the owner of the URL “www.blow-me.org,” a currently inactive web address. (Raw Story)

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