Category Archives: War on Women

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 18, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology: Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.

Posted in Coach Dave, racism, Sex fiends, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, Theocrats, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 3, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 5, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! So, I’m guessing our old pal Josh Bernstein is not a fan of Rep.-elect Ilhan Omar?

Posted in Josh Bernstein, sexism, Talentless Hacks, War on Women | 18 Comments

Snowflakes Create App for Safe Space for Dating

Posted on December 4, 2018 by

Righter, the best dating app ever for #MAGA singles, is about to launch. Finally a dating site for us, by us, about us. Why swipe left when you can swipe #Righter! — Righter (@wearerighter) December 4, 2018 Poor snowflakes cannot … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Tech, Choice, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Sex fiends, sexism, snark, War on Women | 17 Comments

The Pence Effect: War on Women

Posted on December 4, 2018 by

We learn from Bloomberg that Wall Street is taking a page from noted suppressed sex fiends Mike and Mother Pence and are shunning women entirely: “No more dinners with female colleagues. Don’t sit next to them on flights. Book hotel … Continue reading →

Posted in Mansplaining, sexism, War on Women | 10 Comments

#MeToo Gets School Dazed By DeVos

Posted on November 15, 2018 by

Education Secretary Betsy ‘Special Ed’ DeVos introduced new guidelines for how colleges will handle sexual assault and harassment charges, you know,  to give more rights to accused parties, including the right to cross-examine their accusers. “The proposal will give new rights … Continue reading →

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Golden Schlafly, Sex fiends, War on Women | 5 Comments

GOP’s War on Women Continues!

Posted on October 13, 2018 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: “President Donald Trump’s aides are urging him to replace departing U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley with another woman, hoping the move would help shore up support among female voters … Continue reading →

Posted in sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 9, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Florida’s best self-proclaimed prophetess and gig-economy Weather Warrior, Kat Kerr wants us to know that all is well, she has the situation under control all the way from Nevada (more on that below), as she has … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Kat Kerr, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women | 12 Comments

November is Coming.

Posted on October 8, 2018 by

Axios morning email thingie has this tidbit of how The Skirts are kinda angry at men, well, maybe more specifically at Republican men: “November is coming” — a play on “Winter is coming” from HBO’s “Game of Thrones” — has … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Mansplaining, sexism, War on Women | 5 Comments

Grassley Explains Judiciary Committee Diversity

Posted on October 6, 2018 by

Senator Chuck ‘I Am Not A Nail’ Grassley tells us why there are only old white dudes on the Senate Judiciary Committee: “It’s a lot of work — maybe they don’t want to do it,” “Skirts! What do they want?,” … Continue reading →

Posted in Mansplaining, sexism, War on Women | 6 Comments