Category Archives: War on Women

BREAKING: SCOTUS strikes down abortion restrictions in LA

Axios Alert: The Supreme Court struck down abortion restrictions in Louisiana on Monday, a sign that even if the court’s newly expanded conservative majority wants to chip away at abortion rights, it will likely do so incrementally. Why it matters: … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Sentient jar of mayo, former Roy Moore Senate Campaign spokesperson, Janet (née Folger) Porter, the #1 fetus-fondler in Vanilla ISIS and grand-champion holder of the most Golden Schlaflys, endorses notable racist Rep. Stephen … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, snark, Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, War on Women | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Golden Schlafly Edition)

Happy Hour News Briefs It was all a con-job: Roe v Wade: Woman behind US abortion ruling was paid to recant The woman behind the 1973 ruling legalising abortion in the US is seen admitting in a new documentary that … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

Pompeo and Circumstance, Cont.

Guys, remember yesterday when we learned that the Inspector General for the State Department was You’re Fired’ed for starting an investigation into our End-Times Secretary of State’s alleged abuse of his security detail, for dog walking and whatnot? Seems that … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Janet ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Porter (née Folger) is at it again, and this one is loopier than most of her other psycho-sexual scolds: “How dare they jail pastors and close the doors of the … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, Pandemics, Theocrats, War on Women | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Tiny Ben gives Sen. Prof. Warren the high-pitched misogynist squeak that he’s longed to give to an actual, live woman: Oh, and for those you who think that Immaculate Conception (Virgin Birth) is bunk, I submit … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ben Shapiro, Elizabeth Warren, sexism, Talentless Hacks, War on Women | 5 Comments

Baby, Both Sides Don’t

You cannot make this up: The FBI Makes a Bizarre Claim About Pro-Choice Terrorism The bureau revamped its homegrown-terror efforts to include “people on either side” of the abortion debate. But there’s almost no evidence of pro-choice violence. Yup: both … Continue reading

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Republicans: At Your Cervix Ladies!

Stephan Miller, take a bow! State Department cable shows plan to restrict pregnant people from visiting the US. “The State Department has told US embassies across the world to deny visas to people they suspect are coming to the US … Continue reading

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Today in History

Roe v. Wade was decided in 1973. Just sayin’.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And lo! Phyllis Schlafly has risen! The misogynists at Phyllis Schlafly Eagle Forum (praised be her name) stirred up trouble: “St. Louis, MO: Just before the Christmas holiday, the Attorneys General of Alabama, Louisiana, and South … Continue reading

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