Category Archives: Mansplaining

You Cannot Make Up Merde Like This

Gaetz to be featured speaker at pro-Trump women’s group event Rep. Matt Gaetz, mired in an ongoing federal sex trafficking investigation, is headed to former President Donald Trump’s resort in Doral this Friday where he will be a featured speaker … Continue reading

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Last Night’s Quote of the Day This Morning!

Shorter version: WHITE POWER! Longer version: “Suburban women: Will you please like me? [Cheers.] Please. Please. I saved your damn neighborhood, OK. … We saved suburbia in the U.S.” — Lord Damp Nut in Johnstown PA super-spreader event More on … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, sexism, War on Women | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News For the “Why do you make me beat you” files: Right-wing conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles blames Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer for the militia plot to kidnap her: "What are you doing that drives middle class, law-abiding, tax-paying … Continue reading

Posted in Mansplaining, Rick Wiles, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Saving June Cleaver’s Suburbs, Part Infinity

Hair Füror asks The Skirts if they have permission to attend his rallies (and I wish I was making that up): “…Trump pretended to poll the crowd on who to nominate when he apparently recognized some of the women in … Continue reading

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Pompeo and Circumstance, Cont.

Guys, remember yesterday when we learned that the Inspector General for the State Department was You’re Fired’ed for starting an investigation into our End-Times Secretary of State’s alleged abuse of his security detail, for dog walking and whatnot? Seems that … Continue reading

Posted in Crown Prince Bone Saw, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, sexism, War on Women | 5 Comments

The Return of Very Good People

Here we go again: The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Pandemics, sexism, Shelter-in-Place | 13 Comments

The Horse Race, Cont. (Part Infinity)

Joe Biden is a super-genius because he knew how to get our failed political press to switch their focus away from Bernie during the debate last night: he announced that he will have a women VP on the ticket. And … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bernie Sanders, Mansplaining, President Handsome Joe Biden, sexism | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, this will be difficult to enforce: Statement from The President: "Right now in a number of states the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the 9th month. … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, sexism, War on Women | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We have a full-sized, back-up, Ben Shapiro unit (who goes bay the name of Michael Knowles) who tells us that (Womens) Soccer is anti-American, because you know: The Skirts. I could only watch a minute or … Continue reading

Posted in Mansplaining, Michael Knowles, sexism, War on Women | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, the Golden Schlafly—the award to the Skirt who does the most damage to her fellow Skirts—goes to… The Phyllis Schlafly Eagles “Today marks an important anniversary — the day the Equal Rights Amendment was laid … Continue reading

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