Category Archives: Mansplaining

Saving June Cleaver’s Suburbs, Part Infinity

Hair Füror asks The Skirts if they have permission to attend his rallies (and I wish I was making that up): “…Trump pretended to poll the crowd on who to nominate when he apparently recognized some of the women in … Continue reading

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Pompeo and Circumstance, Cont.

Guys, remember yesterday when we learned that the Inspector General for the State Department was You’re Fired’ed for starting an investigation into our End-Times Secretary of State’s alleged abuse of his security detail, for dog walking and whatnot? Seems that … Continue reading

Posted in Crown Prince Bone Saw, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, sexism, War on Women | 5 Comments

The Return of Very Good People

Here we go again: The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Pandemics, sexism, Shelter-in-Place | 13 Comments

The Horse Race, Cont. (Part Infinity)

Joe Biden is a super-genius because he knew how to get our failed political press to switch their focus away from Bernie during the debate last night: he announced that he will have a women VP on the ticket. And … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, this will be difficult to enforce: Statement from The President: "Right now in a number of states the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the 9th month. … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, sexism, War on Women | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We have a full-sized, back-up, Ben Shapiro unit (who goes bay the name of Michael Knowles) who tells us that (Womens) Soccer is anti-American, because you know: The Skirts. I could only watch a minute or … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, the Golden Schlafly—the award to the Skirt who does the most damage to her fellow Skirts—goes to… The Phyllis Schlafly Eagles “Today marks an important anniversary — the day the Equal Rights Amendment was laid … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments

UPDATED: About Yesterday…

Prznint Stupid, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi held a 15-minute boxing match in the Oval Office, as Walking Termite Buffett Mike Pence watched in silence and became a meme as Mother Pence would not approve of him talking to a woman. Also, the … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nancy Pelosi, snark | 11 Comments

Snowflakes Create App for Safe Space for Dating

Righter, the best dating app ever for #MAGA singles, is about to launch. Finally a dating site for us, by us, about us. Why swipe left when you can swipe #Righter! — Righter (@wearerighter) December 4, 2018 Poor snowflakes cannot … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Tech, Choice, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Sex fiends, sexism, snark, War on Women | 17 Comments