Category Archives: Mansplaining

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Proud Boy Lite, er, Field Commander, er, Senator Josh Hawley has a hot take on how Republican’s Christian Nationalism is going to play out: People are going to move to Red States! Betcha didn’t see that coming! … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Christian Nationalism, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women | 8 Comments

Report: Area Man Blame Roe for Gun Violence

Let’s listen as Rep. Billy Long (R – Possum Hollar —need you ask?) informs us that the problem is not guns, the problem is women having abortion rights: Rep. Billy Long (R-MO) blames gun violence on abortion: "Something has happened … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Mansplaining, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women | 6 Comments

RoJo Tells Women To Take A Road Trip To Illinois, No Big Deal

Sen. Ron Johnson, says that getting rid of Roe is a small inconvenience: Sen. Ron Johnson (R., Wis.), who is up for re-election, said he expected abortion would be a nonissue in his campaign. He said he isn’t sure that … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, RoJo, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Wisconsin | 9 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Steve Daines (R-MT)?

Area Senator Compares Women to Sea Turtles, Eagles, Wonders Why Women Have More Rights: Daines on Abortion: Why do we have laws in place to protect the eggs of a sea turtle or the eggs of eagles… pic.twitter.com/yr0dM7aaAs — Acyn … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Montana, People Dumber than Dolphins, War on Women | 7 Comments

Hot Takes With Ross Douthat

Worth noting that in the 50 yrs since Roe, men have become less likely to find a spouse, less likely father kids or live with the kids they father, and less likely to participate in the workforce.https://t.co/OnMzkW80Hh — Ross Douthat … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Ross Douthat, Shallow graves for shallow people, Talentless Hacks, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

Republican Family Values, Part Infinity

This report from Axios totally scans: North Carolina’s Republican Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson “paid” for the abortion of his “unborn child in 1989,” according to his personal Facebook comments from 2012. And that’s /scene.

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, North Carolina, Shallow graves for shallow people, Today's Irony Alert, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

He Seems Nice

“The irony is that the Supreme Court is at the very time hearing cases about this sort of affirmative racial discrimination while adding someone who is the beneficiary of this sort of quota.” —Sen. Roger Wicker (R-MS) on the possibility … Continue reading

Posted in Affirmative Action, Mansplaining, racism, SCOTUS, sexism, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

What War On Women?

Guys, here’s Hair Füror’s hand-picked Pennsylvania U.S. Senate candidate Sean Parnell (R-Wife Strangler/Child Abuser, alleged) telling us his thoughts about The Skirts: Who’s gonna tell him? “It used to be, you know, women were attracted to your strength because you … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mansplaining, sexism, War on Women | 11 Comments

Area Theocrat Bopping The Bishop Scholar

Gents. I’m pleased to report that we have a new, Sen. Metrosexual-approved reason to indulge in our favorite past time(s): Josh Hawley says more men today are watching porn and playing video games because their masculinity has been criticized. pic.twitter.com/R0eXdRSYNT … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mansplaining, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, sexism, War on Women | 8 Comments

‘His body has a way of shutting that down’

Legitimately RIP, Tod Akin.

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, War on Women | 10 Comments