Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

Meanwhile, In Satan’s Hollow

Missouri, that is: Missouri Republicans adopt stricter House dress code — but just for women The Republican-controlled Missouri House of Representatives used its session’s opening day Wednesday to tighten the dress code for female legislators, while leaving the men’s dress … Continue reading

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Theocrats Demand To Know What Happened To Forced Birth Baby Boom

The theocrats are demanding punishment: Nearly six months since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, triggering abortion bans in more than a dozen states, many antiabortion advocates fear that the growing availability of illegal abortion pills has undercut their … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Our special correspondent Scissorhead Ali Redford reports back with news of Mrs. Ron DeSanctimonious and how she is deserving of the Golden Schlafly for A Woman Setting Other Women Back for tweeting that hideous ad to an … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, blog whoring, blogging, Golden Schlafly, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Madge?

Ah, when Sisterhood was in flower… During a call in show last night, Marjorie Taylor Greene dismissed a woman who criticized her abortion views over her age, repeatedly telling her things like, "I know you say it's your body your … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, sexism, snark, War on Women | 4 Comments

Report: Gun Humper Says Abortion Is Better Than Abortion Rights

Notable ammosexual and former NRA gun-humper, radio host Dana Loesch cut through the crap and clearly stated what the right-wing’s real position is, tweeting “I want to to control the senate and you should, too. The end.” Dana Loesch: “I … Continue reading

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If You Cannot Say Anything Nice…

…then come sit next to me. On this date in 2016 self-loathing, woman-hating, gorgon Phyllis Schlafly went to her great reward and we assume she is now on laundry/cooking/cleaning duty in Hell and having eternal labor pains, as she would … Continue reading

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Golden Schlafly Awarded

The much-coveted Golden Schlafly is awarded to Tudor Dixon, Michigan’s Republican nominee for gubnor who clinched it easily: The Republican nominee for governor in Michigan said she opposes abortion in cases of rape – even when the victim is a … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Michigan, sexism, Tudor Dixon, War on Women | 12 Comments

Hey Ohio, Whaddup?

In Ohio, as we know, every sperm is sacred and so when you turn to Indiana for help, well the world is upside down (emphasis mine): On Monday three days after the Supreme Court issued its groundbreaking decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, SCOTUS, War on Women | 6 Comments

South Dakota: Doing It For The Children

And now a word from South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem: On CBS, Gov. Kristi Noem says she doesn't support legal abortion even in cases of rape, citing the importance of building "stronger families." (South Dakota voters 14 years ago voted … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Todd Akin is Smiling

Legitimate Rape, Revisited Another Republican candidate —Yesli Vega the GOP nominee in Virginia’s 7th Congressional District and who is a woman, allegedly— tells her potential voters that, you know, rape might not lead to pregnancy: “Well, maybe because there’s so much … Continue reading

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