Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of the Low Ethics and High Dudgeon, Janet (née Folger) Porter, has an update on her forced-birth heart beat bill: * Last year at this time, we were on the precipice of passing the … Continue reading

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Today in FAKE NEWS!!1!

Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) really wants to replace retiring Senator Bob Corker and has announced her ghastly entry into the 2018 Pie Fight run thusly (yes, that’s her behind the soft, gauzy, vaselined [is too a verb!] focus): I’m a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes folks, we have another contender for the Golden Schlafly, the award Mock, Paper, Scissors bestows to the woman who sets back women the most, named in honor of sainted Phyllis Schlafly (may she rest in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, I think we have another nominee for the much-coveted Golden Schlafly award! Let’s give it up for literary polemicist Andrea Tantaros, who not only decided to write an anti-feminism book, but she hired a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “It’s difficult for me to call myself a feminist in the classic sense because it seems to be very anti-male and it certainly is very pro-abortion,” she explained. “And I’m neither anti-male or pro-abortion.” “Turns out … Continue reading

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Watch Samantha Bee Vivisect Kellyanne Conway

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ah, the end of the year, when everyone is doing count-down lists and honoring people who made a difference, like Rep. Marsha Blackburn, who is now the Person of the Year according to Operation Rescue. Yes, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink: The Golden Schlafly Is Awarded!

In which MPS awards the Golden Schlafly to the entire state of Oklahoma! Continue reading

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Today’s Golden Schlafly Award Goes To…

…our old pal One-L, for almost standing up for women in the double standard of being judged on their looks, but then going all Mean Girls: “For a man, it’s like a three-minute shower and you put on your suit … Continue reading

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Today’s Golden Schlafly Award* Goes To

A.J. Delgado, one of the Trump surrogates, who says that it is his alleged victims’ fault that Trump is now assaulting their looks: Trump surrogate says the female accusers “brought looks into the equation” https://t.co/01UUifHwLg via @marinafang pic.twitter.com/9lta2p7zfS — Amanda … Continue reading

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