Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

You Cannot Make Up Merde Like This

Gaetz to be featured speaker at pro-Trump women’s group event Rep. Matt Gaetz, mired in an ongoing federal sex trafficking investigation, is headed to former President Donald Trump’s resort in Doral this Friday where he will be a featured speaker … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Justice Amy Coney Barret

Justice Coathangers was conceived 49 years-and-9-months ago, as we all know that’s how she measures it.

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And The Golden Schlafly Goes To…

…Sen. Lisa Murkowski who just announced that she will vote to confirm Justice Coathangers to the Supreme Court. OK, Act Blue, start a campaign to fund a Democrat to run against Murky.

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‘When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time’, Cont.

As you guys know, I’m a big believer in what I call the Ivins Rule (may the Blessed Molly Ivins memory be a joy): don’t listen to what they say, look at their record. Here’s some more of Justice Gilead’s … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Anti-maskers protesting @boisemayor mask mandate which starts tomorrow. I don’t want to mansplain to her how pregnancy works… pic.twitter.com/dathkUjrtG — Brad Bigford, NP (@mursebigford) July 3, 2020 As one of her respondents said, “That’s not where you’re supposed to put … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Sentient jar of mayo, former Roy Moore Senate Campaign spokesperson, Janet (née Folger) Porter, the #1 fetus-fondler in Vanilla ISIS and grand-champion holder of the most Golden Schlaflys, endorses notable racist Rep. Stephen … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (Golden Schlafly Edition)

Happy Hour News Briefs It was all a con-job: Roe v Wade: Woman behind US abortion ruling was paid to recant The woman behind the 1973 ruling legalising abortion in the US is seen admitting in a new documentary that … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Janet ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Porter (née Folger) is at it again, and this one is loopier than most of her other psycho-sexual scolds: “How dare they jail pastors and close the doors of the … Continue reading

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Today in History

Roe v. Wade was decided in 1973. Just sayin’.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And lo! Phyllis Schlafly has risen! The misogynists at Phyllis Schlafly Eagle Forum (praised be her name) stirred up trouble: “St. Louis, MO: Just before the Christmas holiday, the Attorneys General of Alabama, Louisiana, and South … Continue reading

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