Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 17, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, with her Daddy’s racist tweets directed to four women Representatives in Congress, I thought maybe we should see what our fearless advocate for women (uh, one woman: herself), The First Shady, was doing today … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Schlafly, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, racism, sexism, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Nutty Wife of Ex-Senator Appointed Judge

Posted on May 17, 2019 by

The Senate has confirmed Wendy Vitter (wife to ALLEGED sex fiend, diaper-enthusiast, ex-Senator David Vitter (R-Dead Madams)), to a lifetime appointment as a federal judge. Wendy Vitter once accused Planned Parenthood of killing over 150,000 females a year, and at … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Sex fiends, sexism, snark, War on Women | 7 Comments

Golden Schlafly Awarded to Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey!

Posted on May 15, 2019 by

Gov. Kay Ivey signed Alabama’s abortion ban, with the only exception for mothers whose lives are in danger. New State Motto: “You will have your rapist’s baby” We award Gov. Ivey with the much-coveted Golden Schlafly for setting back women’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Blog Against Theocracy, Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 22, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, the Golden Schlafly—the award to the Skirt who does the most damage to her fellow Skirts—goes to… The Phyllis Schlafly Eagles “Today marks an important anniversary — the day the Equal Rights Amendment was laid … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Schlafly, Mansplaining, sexism, War on Women | 2 Comments

Golden Schlafly Award To Mother Pence

Posted on January 29, 2019 by

Forbes: “I now think twice about spending one-on-one time with a young female colleague.” This quote from an unnamed finance executive attending the World Economic Forum in Davos appeared in a New York Times story Sunday about male leaders’ increasing fear, post … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Schlafly, sexism, War on Women | 10 Comments

#MeToo Gets School Dazed By DeVos

Posted on November 15, 2018 by

Education Secretary Betsy ‘Special Ed’ DeVos introduced new guidelines for how colleges will handle sexual assault and harassment charges, you know,  to give more rights to accused parties, including the right to cross-examine their accusers. “The proposal will give new rights … Continue reading →

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Golden Schlafly, Sex fiends, War on Women | 5 Comments

It’s a Meeting of the Mindless

Posted on July 10, 2018 by

I’m just eff’ing speechless. I think I have to say that Megan McArdle has just earned a Lifetime Achievement Golden Schlafly.

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Mansplaining, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women | 2 Comments

Today’s Golden Schlafly* is Awarded To…

Posted on January 31, 2018 by

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders for telling Representative Nancy Pelosi to smile more: “Come on little lady, you’d be so much prettier if you smiled.” *The Golden Schlafly is awarded to the woman who does the most to set back women.

Posted in Golden Schlafly, sexism, War on Women | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 17, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember Janet (née Folger) Porter, the crazy lady from Judge Roy Moore’s doomed campaign? We’ve been mocking Porter since back when she was a Folger. Anyway, let’s listen to what she has to say … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, War on Women | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 29, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of the Low Ethics and High Dudgeon, Janet (née Folger) Porter, has an update on her forced-birth heart beat bill: * Last year at this time, we were on the precipice of passing the … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, snark, Theocrats, War on Women