Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

Hey Ohio, Whaddup?

In Ohio, as we know, every sperm is sacred and so when you turn to Indiana for help, well the world is upside down (emphasis mine): On Monday three days after the Supreme Court issued its groundbreaking decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, … Continue reading

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South Dakota: Doing It For The Children

And now a word from South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem: On CBS, Gov. Kristi Noem says she doesn't support legal abortion even in cases of rape, citing the importance of building "stronger families." (South Dakota voters 14 years ago voted … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Todd Akin is Smiling

Legitimate Rape, Revisited Another Republican candidate —Yesli Vega the GOP nominee in Virginia’s 7th Congressional District and who is a woman, allegedly— tells her potential voters that, you know, rape might not lead to pregnancy: “Well, maybe because there’s so much … Continue reading

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A Golden Schlafly is Awarded

GOP lawmaker says she trusts Utah women to control their ‘intake of semen’ as abortion trigger law goes into effect.https://t.co/raaynLSok6 — Sheila R. McCann (@SheilaRMcCann) June 25, 2022 I hope for everything Utah Republican Representative Karianne Lisonbee wishes for other women. … Continue reading

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Hypocrisy Is Boebert’s Side Hustle

Before we get in too deep on this story, we need some background on why it is important (Republican hypocrisy, say it ain’t so!). Rep. Lauren Boebert —she of the gun holster wait staff at her restaurant Shooter’s Grill —has … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, sexism, snark, War on Women | 17 Comments

There Is a Club, and Sen. Murkowski Is In It

JUST IN: Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) just said she will vote to block Democrats’ bill codifying Roe v. Wade this week, allowing it to be filibustered. (@punchbowlnews) — No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) May 9, 2022 Man, power … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Susan Collins?

Susan Collins is very concerned: Of course Susan Collins called the cops because she felt threatened by someone writing “Susie, please, Mainers want WHPA —–> vote yes, clean up your mess” in chalk on a public sidewalk outside of her … Continue reading

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You Will Have Your Rapists Baby, Ladies

This is what we are all up against: Ohio State Rep. Jean Schmidt (R) defends her cruel bill, which is a near-total abortion ban with no exception for rape: “Rape is a difficult issue, and it emotionally scars the individual … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, we have a nominee for a Golden Shlafly: meet the Pride of Satan’s Hollow Missouri, fetus-fondling gawd-botherer state Rep. Mary Elizabeth Coleman: The pattern emerges whenever a Republican-led state imposes new restrictions on abortion: People seeking the … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Missouri, Theocrats, War on Women | 17 Comments

Susan Collins is Not Concerned

Asked about Kavanaugh’s line of questioning, Collins tells @alizaslav: "I did not see his questioning or hear any of the arguments. I hope to later tonight play them so that I have firsthand knowledge of what the arguments were today, … Continue reading

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