Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

Lady Nikki Proposes Common Ground On Killing The Skirts For Having An Abortion

Posted on June 6, 2023 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo We have a contender for the Golden Schlafly: And notice the thunderous Republican response.

Posted in sexism, War on Women, Golden Schlafly, Forced Birth, Nikki Haley, 2024 Goat Rodeo | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 9, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Congratulations to 36-year-old Grandma-to-be Rep. Lauren Boebert! Anti-abortion Colorado Republican Lauren Boebert has said that her 17-year-old son will make her a grandmother in April. She also gave her thoughts on abortion rights and praised the “rural … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert | 14 Comments

Meanwhile, In Satan’s Hollow

Posted on January 13, 2023 by tengrain

Missouri, that is: Missouri Republicans adopt stricter House dress code — but just for women The Republican-controlled Missouri House of Representatives used its session’s opening day Wednesday to tighten the dress code for female legislators, while leaving the men’s dress … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion Week, Golden Schlafly, sexism, War on Women | 8 Comments

Theocrats Demand To Know What Happened To Forced Birth Baby Boom

Posted on December 14, 2022 by tengrain

The theocrats are demanding punishment: Nearly six months since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, triggering abortion bans in more than a dozen states, many antiabortion advocates fear that the growing availability of illegal abortion pills has undercut their … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, sexism, War on Women | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on November 6, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Our special correspondent Scissorhead Ali Redford reports back with news of Mrs. Ron DeSanctimonious and how she is deserving of the Golden Schlafly for A Woman Setting Other Women Back for tweeting that hideous ad to an … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, blog whoring, blogging, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Golden Schlafly | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Madge?

Posted on October 26, 2022 by tengrain

Ah, when Sisterhood was in flower… During a call in show last night, Marjorie Taylor Greene dismissed a woman who criticized her abortion views over her age, repeatedly telling her things like, "I know you say it's your body your … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, sexism, snark, War on Women | 4 Comments

Report: Gun Humper Says Abortion Is Better Than Abortion Rights

Posted on October 5, 2022 by tengrain

Notable ammosexual and former NRA gun-humper, radio host Dana Loesch cut through the crap and clearly stated what the right-wing’s real position is, tweeting “I want to to control the senate and you should, too. The end.” Dana Loesch: “I … Continue reading →

Posted in Dana Loesch, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, sexism, Talentless Hacks, War on Women | 6 Comments

If You Cannot Say Anything Nice…

Posted on September 5, 2022 by tengrain

…then come sit next to me. On this date in 2016 self-loathing, woman-hating, gorgon Phyllis Schlafly went to her great reward and we assume she is now on laundry/cooking/cleaning duty in Hell and having eternal labor pains, as she would … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Schlafly, sexism, War on Women | 8 Comments

Golden Schlafly Awarded

Posted on August 20, 2022 by tengrain

The much-coveted Golden Schlafly is awarded to Tudor Dixon, Michigan’s Republican nominee for gubnor who clinched it easily: The Republican nominee for governor in Michigan said she opposes abortion in cases of rape – even when the victim is a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Michigan, sexism, Tudor Dixon, War on Women | 12 Comments

Hey Ohio, Whaddup?

Posted on July 2, 2022 by tengrain

In Ohio, as we know, every sperm is sacred and so when you turn to Indiana for help, well the world is upside down (emphasis mine): On Monday three days after the Supreme Court issued its groundbreaking decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, SCOTUS, War on Women | 6 Comments