Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

On This Date…

Notorious Hate Gobliness Phyllis Schlafly shuffled off this mortal coil in 2016, but we’re sure where’er she’s got to, she’s applauding a man, Greg Abbott, and Texas for realizing her fondest dream of oppressing the skirts everywhere.

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Whaddup, Mississippi?

The Gret Stet of Mississippi a few years back passed a strict ban on abortions, making it illegal anytime after 15 weeks of pregnancy. So a woman who was raped would be forced to have her rapist’s babby because no … Continue reading

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, SCOTUS, War on Women | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sweet Jeebus, how quick does a woman become pregnant in Georgeduh? Greene: I’d like just to take a minute and remind everyone that words matter… Contraception stops a woman from becoming pregnant. The Plan B pill kills … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Georgeduh, Golden Schlafly, Marjorie Taylor Greene, War on Women | 5 Comments

The GQP Civil War, Cont.

And as long as we’re talking about how the circular firing squad in the Coup Klux Klan are polishing their weapons with long, slow, strokes, we turn again to Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Brother Pierce!) email thingie (enigmatic … Continue reading

Posted in Golden Schlafly, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, sexism, War on Women | 4 Comments

You Cannot Make Up Merde Like This

Gaetz to be featured speaker at pro-Trump women’s group event Rep. Matt Gaetz, mired in an ongoing federal sex trafficking investigation, is headed to former President Donald Trump’s resort in Doral this Friday where he will be a featured speaker … Continue reading

Posted in Golden Schlafly, Mansplaining, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, War on Women | 9 Comments

Happy Birthday Justice Amy Coney Barret

Justice Coathangers was conceived 49 years-and-9-months ago, as we all know that’s how she measures it.

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And The Golden Schlafly Goes To…

…Sen. Lisa Murkowski who just announced that she will vote to confirm Justice Coathangers to the Supreme Court. OK, Act Blue, start a campaign to fund a Democrat to run against Murky.

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‘When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time’, Cont.

As you guys know, I’m a big believer in what I call the Ivins Rule (may the Blessed Molly Ivins memory be a joy): don’t listen to what they say, look at their record. Here’s some more of Justice Gilead’s … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, SCOTUS, War on Women | 4 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Anti-maskers protesting @boisemayor mask mandate which starts tomorrow. I don’t want to mansplain to her how pregnancy works… pic.twitter.com/dathkUjrtG — Brad Bigford, NP (@mursebigford) July 3, 2020 As one of her respondents said, “That’s not where you’re supposed to put … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, masks, Pandemics, sexism, snark, War on Women, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Sentient jar of mayo, former Roy Moore Senate Campaign spokesperson, Janet (née Folger) Porter, the #1 fetus-fondler in Vanilla ISIS and grand-champion holder of the most Golden Schlaflys, endorses notable racist Rep. Stephen … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, snark, Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, War on Women | 4 Comments