Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

It’s a Meeting of the Mindless

I’m just eff’ing speechless. I think I have to say that Megan McArdle has just earned a Lifetime Achievement Golden Schlafly.

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Today’s Golden Schlafly* is Awarded To…

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders for telling Representative Nancy Pelosi to smile more: “Come on little lady, you’d be so much prettier if you smiled.” *The Golden Schlafly is awarded to the woman who does the most to set back women.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember Janet (née Folger) Porter, the crazy lady from Judge Roy Moore’s doomed campaign? We’ve been mocking Porter since back when she was a Folger. Anyway, let’s listen to what she has to say … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of the Low Ethics and High Dudgeon, Janet (née Folger) Porter, has an update on her forced-birth heart beat bill: * Last year at this time, we were on the precipice of passing the … Continue reading

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Today in FAKE NEWS!!1!

Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) really wants to replace retiring Senator Bob Corker and has announced her ghastly entry into the 2018 Pie Fight run thusly (yes, that’s her behind the soft, gauzy, vaselined [is too a verb!] focus): I’m a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes folks, we have another contender for the Golden Schlafly, the award Mock, Paper, Scissors bestows to the woman who sets back women the most, named in honor of sainted Phyllis Schlafly (may she rest in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, I think we have another nominee for the much-coveted Golden Schlafly award! Let’s give it up for literary polemicist Andrea Tantaros, who not only decided to write an anti-feminism book, but she hired a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “It’s difficult for me to call myself a feminist in the classic sense because it seems to be very anti-male and it certainly is very pro-abortion,” she explained. “And I’m neither anti-male or pro-abortion.” “Turns out … Continue reading

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Watch Samantha Bee Vivisect Kellyanne Conway

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ah, the end of the year, when everyone is doing count-down lists and honoring people who made a difference, like Rep. Marsha Blackburn, who is now the Person of the Year according to Operation Rescue. Yes, … Continue reading

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