Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

It’s a Meeting of the Mindless

Posted on July 10, 2018 by

I’m just eff’ing speechless. I think I have to say that Megan McArdle has just earned a Lifetime Achievement Golden Schlafly.

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Today’s Golden Schlafly* is Awarded To…

Posted on January 31, 2018 by

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders for telling Representative Nancy Pelosi to smile more: “Come on little lady, you’d be so much prettier if you smiled.” *The Golden Schlafly is awarded to the woman who does the most to set back women.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 17, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember Janet (née Folger) Porter, the crazy lady from Judge Roy Moore’s doomed campaign? We’ve been mocking Porter since back when she was a Folger. Anyway, let’s listen to what she has to say … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 29, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of the Low Ethics and High Dudgeon, Janet (née Folger) Porter, has an update on her forced-birth heart beat bill: * Last year at this time, we were on the precipice of passing the … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, snark, Theocrats, War on Women

Today in FAKE NEWS!!1!

Posted on October 10, 2017 by

Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) really wants to replace retiring Senator Bob Corker and has announced her ghastly entry into the 2018 Pie Fight run thusly (yes, that’s her behind the soft, gauzy, vaselined [is too a verb!] focus): I’m a … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on August 22, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes folks, we have another contender for the Golden Schlafly, the award Mock, Paper, Scissors bestows to the woman who sets back women the most, named in honor of sainted Phyllis Schlafly (may she rest in … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 11, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, I think we have another nominee for the much-coveted Golden Schlafly award! Let’s give it up for literary polemicist Andrea Tantaros, who not only decided to write an anti-feminism book, but she hired a … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Schlafly, sexism, Talentless Hacks, War on Women | Tagged | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 23, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs “It’s difficult for me to call myself a feminist in the classic sense because it seems to be very anti-male and it certainly is very pro-abortion,” she explained. “And I’m neither anti-male or pro-abortion.” “Turns out … Continue reading →

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Watch Samantha Bee Vivisect Kellyanne Conway

Posted on January 19, 2017 by
Posted in 4th Reich, Choice, Golden Schlafly, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, sexism, snark, War on Women | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 29, 2016 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Ah, the end of the year, when everyone is doing count-down lists and honoring people who made a difference, like Rep. Marsha Blackburn, who is now the Person of the Year according to Operation Rescue. Yes, … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Golden Schlafly, sexism, War on Women | 6 Comments