Category Archives: Golden Schlafly

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 27, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Sentient jar of mayo, former Roy Moore Senate Campaign spokesperson, Janet (née Folger) Porter, the #1 fetus-fondler in Vanilla ISIS and grand-champion holder of the most Golden Schlaflys, endorses notable racist Rep. Stephen … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, snark, Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, War on Women | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Golden Schlafly Edition)

Posted on May 20, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs It was all a con-job: Roe v Wade: Woman behind US abortion ruling was paid to recant The woman behind the 1973 ruling legalising abortion in the US is seen admitting in a new documentary that … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 31, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Janet ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Porter (née Folger) is at it again, and this one is loopier than most of her other psycho-sexual scolds: “How dare they jail pastors and close the doors of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, Pandemics, Theocrats, War on Women | 5 Comments

Today in History

Posted on January 22, 2020 by

Roe v. Wade was decided in 1973. Just sayin’.

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, sexism, Today in History, War on Women | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 6, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs And lo! Phyllis Schlafly has risen! The misogynists at Phyllis Schlafly Eagle Forum (praised be her name) stirred up trouble: “St. Louis, MO: Just before the Christmas holiday, the Attorneys General of Alabama, Louisiana, and South … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Schlafly, sexism, War on Women | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 17, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, with her Daddy’s racist tweets directed to four women Representatives in Congress, I thought maybe we should see what our fearless advocate for women (uh, one woman: herself), The First Shady, was doing today … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Schlafly, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, racism, sexism, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Nutty Wife of Ex-Senator Appointed Judge

Posted on May 17, 2019 by

The Senate has confirmed Wendy Vitter (wife to ALLEGED sex fiend, diaper-enthusiast, ex-Senator David Vitter (R-Dead Madams)), to a lifetime appointment as a federal judge. Wendy Vitter once accused Planned Parenthood of killing over 150,000 females a year, and at … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Sex fiends, sexism, snark, War on Women | 7 Comments

Golden Schlafly Awarded to Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey!

Posted on May 15, 2019 by

Gov. Kay Ivey signed Alabama’s abortion ban, with the only exception for mothers whose lives are in danger. New State Motto: “You will have your rapist’s baby” We award Gov. Ivey with the much-coveted Golden Schlafly for setting back women’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Blog Against Theocracy, Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 22, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, the Golden Schlafly—the award to the Skirt who does the most damage to her fellow Skirts—goes to… The Phyllis Schlafly Eagles “Today marks an important anniversary — the day the Equal Rights Amendment was laid … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Schlafly, Mansplaining, sexism, War on Women | 2 Comments

Golden Schlafly Award To Mother Pence

Posted on January 29, 2019 by

Forbes: “I now think twice about spending one-on-one time with a young female colleague.” This quote from an unnamed finance executive attending the World Economic Forum in Davos appeared in a New York Times story Sunday about male leaders’ increasing fear, post … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Schlafly, sexism, War on Women | 10 Comments