Category Archives: sexism

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Unlike Texas, our old pal Coach Dave doesn’t want to kill the strumpets who have an abortion, he just wants to cane them. No Xristian-Sharia law here!

Posted in Choice, Coach Dave, Forced Birth, snark, Theocrats, War on Women | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, the Golden Schlafly—the award to the Skirt who does the most damage to her fellow Skirts—goes to… The Phyllis Schlafly Eagles “Today marks an important anniversary — the day the Equal Rights Amendment was laid … Continue reading

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It Is To Laugh

And in breaking news, Hannity reveals that human frat paddle Tucker Carlson was supposed to be on vacation this week, and will be taking vacation, you know, to, um, uh… So uh…Hannity just said Tucker is going on vacation pic.twitter.com/6pdCvu63q4 … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, racism, Sean Hannity, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

#BeBetter

The Fourth Reich awarded Jessikka Aro, a Finnish journalist, an International Women of Courage Award for exposing Russian propaganda in the face of real, personal, danger! Yay, maybe they are not so rotten after all. Thanks, Mel… Wait. What? Trump … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Melancholia Trump, War on Women | 13 Comments

Sunday News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Abuse of Faith 20 years, 700 victims: Southern Baptist sexual abuse spreads as leaders resist reforms “It’s not just a recent problem: In all, since 1998, roughly 380 Southern Baptist church leaders and volunteers have faced allegations … Continue reading

Posted in children, Choice, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Forced Birth, Homophobia, marriage equality, sexism, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats, Transphobia, War on Women, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 9 Comments

Susan Collins Surprised By Kavanaugh’s Ruling on Choice

Brett Kavanaugh, The Virgin Mayor of Keg City, got his first crack at showing to Sen. Collins her faith in his belief that Roe V Wade was settled. Yesterday the Supreme Court granted a stay, so the law that required … Continue reading

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Golden Schlafly Award To Mother Pence

Forbes: “I now think twice about spending one-on-one time with a young female colleague.” This quote from an unnamed finance executive attending the World Economic Forum in Davos appeared in a New York Times story Sunday about male leaders’ increasing fear, post … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Y’all Qaeda’s best Trojan Horse, Xristian Xrazie Janet (née Folger) Porter’s awful heartbeat bill, is up in Ohio (WTF, Ohio?!), and the newly elected theocrat looks poised to sign it: “Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) said … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology: Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.

Posted in Coach Dave, racism, Sex fiends, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, Theocrats, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments