Category Archives: sexism

BREAKING: SCOTUS strikes down abortion restrictions in LA

Axios Alert: The Supreme Court struck down abortion restrictions in Louisiana on Monday, a sign that even if the court’s newly expanded conservative majority wants to chip away at abortion rights, it will likely do so incrementally. Why it matters: … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, sexism, War on Women | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Sentient jar of mayo, former Roy Moore Senate Campaign spokesperson, Janet (née Folger) Porter, the #1 fetus-fondler in Vanilla ISIS and grand-champion holder of the most Golden Schlaflys, endorses notable racist Rep. Stephen … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, snark, Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, War on Women | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Golden Schlafly Edition)

Happy Hour News Briefs It was all a con-job: Roe v Wade: Woman behind US abortion ruling was paid to recant The woman behind the 1973 ruling legalising abortion in the US is seen admitting in a new documentary that … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments

Pompeo and Circumstance, Cont.

Guys, remember yesterday when we learned that the Inspector General for the State Department was You’re Fired’ed for starting an investigation into our End-Times Secretary of State’s alleged abuse of his security detail, for dog walking and whatnot? Seems that … Continue reading

Posted in Crown Prince Bone Saw, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, sexism, War on Women | 5 Comments

The Return of Very Good People

Here we go again: The Governor of Michigan should give a little, and put out the fire. These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Pandemics, sexism, Shelter-in-Place | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Janet ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Porter (née Folger) is at it again, and this one is loopier than most of her other psycho-sexual scolds: “How dare they jail pastors and close the doors of the … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, Pandemics, Theocrats, War on Women | 5 Comments

The Horse Race, Cont. (Part Infinity)

Joe Biden is a super-genius because he knew how to get our failed political press to switch their focus away from Bernie during the debate last night: he announced that he will have a women VP on the ticket. And … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, Mansplaining, sexism | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Tiny Ben gives Sen. Prof. Warren the high-pitched misogynist squeak that he’s longed to give to an actual, live woman: Oh, and for those you who think that Immaculate Conception (Virgin Birth) is bunk, I submit … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ben Shapiro, Elizabeth Warren, sexism, Talentless Hacks, War on Women | 5 Comments

#MoscowMitch, At Your Cervix!

NYTimes: “Senator Mitch McConnell is about to plunge the Senate into the nation’s culture wars with votes on bills to sharply restrict access to late-term abortions and threaten some doctors who perform them with criminal penalties, signaling that Republicans plan … Continue reading

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Baby, Both Sides Don’t

You cannot make this up: The FBI Makes a Bizarre Claim About Pro-Choice Terrorism The bureau revamped its homegrown-terror efforts to include “people on either side” of the abortion debate. But there’s almost no evidence of pro-choice violence. Yup: both … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, War on Women | 7 Comments