Category Archives: Matt Gaetz

Hostage-Taker Laments Negotiations

Posted on May 24, 2023 by tengrain

If this isn’t the quote of the year, I’ll be surprised: “I think my conservative colleagues for the most part support Limit, Save, Grow, and they don’t feel like we should negotiate with our hostage,” Gaetz told Semafor. OK, Democrats, … Continue reading →

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Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Day

Posted on April 26, 2023 by tengrain

OMG, Madge had a playdate with America’s Aging Prom Date, and this ensued: “Everyone I’ve talked to has deleted the Fox News app on their phones.” — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) says Fox News has “caved to the woke … Continue reading →

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Posted on March 1, 2023 by tengrain

Garbage in, garbage out: "As a general matter I don't take Beijing's propaganda at face value" — Absolutely amazing: Matt Gaetz tried to use literal Chinese propaganda during a congressional hearing, and got called on it by a witness pic.twitter.com/2OS9Q9z9Ad … Continue reading →

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What’s Next For Matt Gaetz?

Posted on February 17, 2023 by tengrain

Now that Matt Gaetz’ walk of shame won’t be on the Walk of Fame, we wonder what is next in his career as America’s Aging Prom Date, and Tiger Beat on the Potomac set out to find out: Gaetz was a … Continue reading →

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Just in Time For Prom

Posted on February 15, 2023 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac afternoon email thingie: BREAKING — “DOJ officially decides not to charge Matt Gaetz in sex-trafficking probe,” by CNN’s Paula Reid: “The Justice Department has informed lawyers for at least one witness that it will not … Continue reading →

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Matt?

Posted on February 11, 2023 by tengrain

The Daily Beast reports: When members of the House Judiciary Committee convened for their first meeting of the year last week, the new Republican majority instituted a change in procedure: Before every hearing, everyone in the room would recite the … Continue reading →

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Carrying the Bible and Draped in a Flag

Posted on February 2, 2023 by tengrain

The Republican-lead House got down to bidness yesterday: WASHINGTON — A routine House committee meeting erupted into a heated, nearly hourlong debate Wednesday over the Pledge of Allegiance, with one Democratic lawmaker saying that “insurrectionists” who backed former President Donald … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 10, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News He’s ready for his close-up: Rep. Matt Gaetz on Tuesday said he wants wants C-SPAN cameras back on the House floor, days after they captured the chaotic speaker vote and the internal GOP drama that came with … Continue reading →

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Takes One To Know One

Posted on November 7, 2022 by tengrain

Takes one to know one: Trump ‘Apologizes’ to Matt Gaetz on Behalf of America. America Rolls Its Eyes At a Florida rally, the former president said the congressman deserved an apology for being under investigation for sex trafficking a minor … Continue reading →

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Difference Between Uncharged and Innocent: An Object Lesson

Posted on September 24, 2022 by tengrain

This is sad news: Career prosecutors have recommended against charging Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) in a long-running sex-trafficking investigation — telling Justice Department superiors that a conviction is unlikely in part because of credibility questions with the two central witnesses, … Continue reading →

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