Category Archives: Jeffrey Epstein

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has some sick sex fantasies, and I hope this isn’t projection:

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Epstein-Barr Syndrome, Continued

There are some exciting new details on the Epstein-Barr syndrome conspiracy theory: NYTimes: “The two staff members who were guarding the jail unit where Jeffrey Epstein apparently killed himself fell asleep and failed to check on him for about three … Continue reading

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4Chan Scooped Everyone on Epstein?

Buzzfeed: “Jeffrey Epstein’s Death Was On 4Chan Before Officials Announced It — And Authorities Had To Look Into It” Oh, dear. “[D]ont ask me how I know, but Epstein died an hour ago from hanging, cardiac arrest. Screencap this,” read … Continue reading

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Epstein-Barr Syndrome

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr, who oversees the Bureau of Prisons, was shocked. Shocked I say,  and addmitted  “serious irregularities” at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan are at the heart of Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide while under their … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Jeffrey Epstein’s Dead Man’s Switch Just Activated

Jeffrey Epstein just successfully committed suicide. He was a monster. UPDATE 1: It’s happening! Unsealed documents detail alleged Epstein victim’s recruitment at Mar-a-Lago [Turning off comments on this post because we’re getting slammed by Q-Anon commenters who want to own … Continue reading

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Jeffrey Epstein Wants His Junk Frozen

[Let me say emphatically at the top that there is nothing funny about child molestation and sex trafficking.] The NYTimes: One adherent of transhumanism said that he and Mr. Epstein discussed the financier’s interest in cryonics, an unproven science in … Continue reading

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Wrong-Again Rudy Strikes Again!

Comrade Stupid’s teevee lawyer set his gums flapping! Let’s listen! .@RudyGiuliani warns Epstein case could “implicate a lot of people.” — HILLTV (@HillTVLive) July 22, 2019 Did you get that? Just to be clear: “If you spent this … Continue reading

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