Category Archives: Sex fiends

The Return of Toobin

Posted on June 10, 2021 by tengrain

Rub-a-dub-dub CNN has rehired noted, uh, glasses-wearing, trophy-polisher Jeffrey Toobin as their chief political analyst because well, he fits the job description, and has not gone blind yet: —@JeffreyToobin says he was told that The New Yorker reviewed his whole career … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Sex fiends | 13 Comments

Getting the Old Gang Back Together: Bill-0 and Hair Füror Hit The Road

Posted on June 8, 2021 by tengrain

Reunions It will be difficult to determine which septuagenarian sex fiend is the wingman in this road-trip-buddy movie: Trump and disgraced former Fox News anchor Bill O’Reilly are going on a speaking tour together Two prominent conservative personalities will launch … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill-O History's Greatest Reporter, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sex fiends | 16 Comments

Report: Cable News Channel Is Not Hiring Pedophile-Adjacent Applicants

Posted on June 8, 2021 by tengrain

PizzaGaetz Comedy ensues as Congress’ Aging Prom Date, pedophile-adjacent Rep. Matt Gaetz tries to find gainful employment, you know, should he have to suddenly pay legal fees to defend himself after he is eventually kicked out of the House (or … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Newsmax, Sex fiends | 4 Comments

Today in Religion

Posted on June 1, 2021 by tengrain

I suppose this is progress of a sort? Vatican law criminalizes abuse of adults by priests, laity VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Francis has changed church law to explicitly criminalize the sexual abuse of adults by priests who abuse their … Continue reading →

Posted in Sex fiends, Theocrats | 6 Comments

Gaetz Takes Aim At Cancel Culture

Posted on May 29, 2021 by tengrain

Guys there was a little more context around the Matt Gaetz quote earlier in the week, you know, where he said that “We have a Second Amendment in this country, and I think we have an obligation to use it” … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, Silicon Valley, Social Media, Technology | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 27, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Guys, we have moar fambly values from Possum Hollar, MO: Report alleges Missouri lawmaker had sex with teen when he was a cop “…According to a report obtained from Frankford police Chief Josh Baker in response to … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Missouri, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

New Development in PizzaGaetz

Posted on May 22, 2021 by tengrain

PizzaGaetz We missed this development last night, and I’m glad as it would have squigged me out before bedtime: Matt Gaetz’s ex-girlfriend to cooperate with federal authorities in sex trafficking investigation The woman, a former Capitol Hill staffer, is seen … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 8 Comments

Maybe He Can Return The Homecoming Tux?

Posted on May 17, 2021 by tengrain

Well, Rep. Matt Gaetz homecoming plans are caput: “A Florida politician considered key to the investigation of Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) formally pleaded guilty Monday to sex trafficking of a minor and a host of other crimes, agreeing to cooperate … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, snark | 3 Comments

One of these things is not like the other!

Posted on May 16, 2021 by tengrain

Pizzagaetz This is an unusual defense: “I’m being falsely accused of exchanging money for naughty favors. Yet, Congress has reinstituted a process that legalizes the corrupt act of exchanging money for favors, through earmarks, and everybody knows that that’s the … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 8 Comments

I Thought ‘Hookers and Blow’…

Posted on May 15, 2021 by tengrain

PizzaGaetz …was Junior Mints and his emotional support cougar’s band name, but I was wrong: Rep. Matt Gaetz Snorted Cocaine With Escort Who Had ‘No Show’ Gov’t Job “When Rep. Matt Gaetz attended a 2019 GOP fundraiser in Orlando, his … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 8 Comments