Category Archives: Sex fiends

The Return of Toobin

Rub-a-dub-dub CNN has rehired noted, uh, glasses-wearing, trophy-polisher Jeffrey Toobin as their chief political analyst because well, he fits the job description, and has not gone blind yet: —@JeffreyToobin says he was told that The New Yorker reviewed his whole career … Continue reading

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Getting the Old Gang Back Together: Bill-0 and Hair Füror Hit The Road

Reunions It will be difficult to determine which septuagenarian sex fiend is the wingman in this road-trip-buddy movie: Trump and disgraced former Fox News anchor Bill O’Reilly are going on a speaking tour together Two prominent conservative personalities will launch … Continue reading

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Report: Cable News Channel Is Not Hiring Pedophile-Adjacent Applicants

PizzaGaetz Comedy ensues as Congress’ Aging Prom Date, pedophile-adjacent Rep. Matt Gaetz tries to find gainful employment, you know, should he have to suddenly pay legal fees to defend himself after he is eventually kicked out of the House (or … Continue reading

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Today in Religion

I suppose this is progress of a sort? Vatican law criminalizes abuse of adults by priests, laity VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Francis has changed church law to explicitly criminalize the sexual abuse of adults by priests who abuse their … Continue reading

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Gaetz Takes Aim At Cancel Culture

Guys there was a little more context around the Matt Gaetz quote earlier in the week, you know, where he said that “We have a Second Amendment in this country, and I think we have an obligation to use it” … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, we have moar fambly values from Possum Hollar, MO: Report alleges Missouri lawmaker had sex with teen when he was a cop “…According to a report obtained from Frankford police Chief Josh Baker in response to … Continue reading

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New Development in PizzaGaetz

PizzaGaetz We missed this development last night, and I’m glad as it would have squigged me out before bedtime: Matt Gaetz’s ex-girlfriend to cooperate with federal authorities in sex trafficking investigation The woman, a former Capitol Hill staffer, is seen … Continue reading

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Maybe He Can Return The Homecoming Tux?

Well, Rep. Matt Gaetz homecoming plans are caput: “A Florida politician considered key to the investigation of Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) formally pleaded guilty Monday to sex trafficking of a minor and a host of other crimes, agreeing to cooperate … Continue reading

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One of these things is not like the other!

Pizzagaetz This is an unusual defense: “I’m being falsely accused of exchanging money for naughty favors. Yet, Congress has reinstituted a process that legalizes the corrupt act of exchanging money for favors, through earmarks, and everybody knows that that’s the … Continue reading

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I Thought ‘Hookers and Blow’…

PizzaGaetz …was Junior Mints and his emotional support cougar’s band name, but I was wrong: Rep. Matt Gaetz Snorted Cocaine With Escort Who Had ‘No Show’ Gov’t Job “When Rep. Matt Gaetz attended a 2019 GOP fundraiser in Orlando, his … Continue reading

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