Category Archives: Sex fiends

Difference Between Uncharged and Innocent: An Object Lesson

This is sad news: Career prosecutors have recommended against charging Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) in a long-running sex-trafficking investigation — telling Justice Department superiors that a conviction is unlikely in part because of credibility questions with the two central witnesses, … Continue reading

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Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship

It is unbelievable to me that even Lord Damp Nut would start tapping the Q-spiracy for support, but I suppose he feels Merrick Garland’s breath on his neck? Sure, we’ll go with that (and also that he is likely grifting … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving At Oz’s Place Must Be Awkward

…that is, if family and guests can figure out which house to go to (CLUE: won’t be in Pennsylvania). Why, you ask? Well, it seems cousins making a love connection is totes adorbs with this guy: In audio uncovered by … Continue reading

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Matt Gaetz Reaches Out to The Youths of Today

You cannot make up merde like this: Florida GOP Representative Matt Gaetz, who is being investigated by the Justice Department in connection with the sex trafficking of a 17-year-old girl, has sparked outrage after it emerged he would host a … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

huh, you don't say — Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) July 27, 2022

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Jeebus, when I looked at Twitter, the trending hashtag was #ForeheadMcRapey, and I immediately knew that America’s Aging Prom Date Matt Gaetz must have said something odious, or more odious, and yup, nailed it: Gaetz: "Why is … Continue reading

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When People Show You Who They Are, Believe Them The First Time (Part Infinity)

Remember also this dude resigned from office for documenting his BDSM with his mistress, and his wife divorced him for domestic violence against herself AND THEIR KIDS. — ✂️ 𝙏𝘦𝘯𝘨𝙧𝘢𝙞𝘯 🇺🇦 Wolverines! (@Tengrain) June 20, 2022 Hey Eric, do you … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Tuckerism, Domestic Violence, Eric Greitens, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Sex fiends | 7 Comments

Professional Courtesy

Looks like Trump autographed an article on Matt Gaetz defending himself against ongoing sex trafficking investigation Trump wrote: “Matt, This is Great…Keep fighting – You will WIN!” — Will Steakin (@wsteaks) June 14, 2022 Water truly does seek … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Arizona

Rep. Paul Gosar, The Mad Dentist of Flagstaff and AzDA Hall of Famer, want you to keep your hands visible and above the table: JD Vance @JDVance1 is right to call for restrictions on pornography. Liberal courts have declared porn … Continue reading

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More BS From BS Barbie

KellyAnn Conway’s book tries to humanize the monster: Donald Trump considered dropping out of the 2016 presidential race after the leak of the now-infamous Access Hollywood tape showed him boasting that women let him “grab ‘em by the pussy,” according … Continue reading

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