Category Archives: Sex fiends

America’s Aging Prom Date Marries

Posted on August 22, 2021 by tengrain

Wedding Bells How convenient: credibly accused sex fiend Matt Gaetz marries, uh, his fiancé, who —in many states— cannot be compelled to testify against her spouse. “TRUMP WAS AN INSPIRATION FOR ME”: MATT GAETZ TRIES TO SHIFT THE NARRATIVE WITH … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, snark | 12 Comments

Minnesota Nice

Posted on August 21, 2021 by tengrain

Here’s the morning quote that will draw you into the story: “The party is in ruins,” Michael Brodkorb, a former deputy chair of the Minnesota GOP, said on Friday. He added, “I don’t know if the party has hit rock … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Minnesota, Sex fiends | 14 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on August 4, 2021 by tengrain

NBC is running the Olympics split screen (with its own commercial breaks) alongside the Cuomo statement which is leading to some great things. pic.twitter.com/mwsHNgSUPf — Kevin.png (@OhHeyItsKevin) August 3, 2021 Bravo to NBC for the split screen! A five (5!) … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad TV, Sex fiends | 3 Comments

Early Retirement for Msgr. Burrill

Posted on July 23, 2021 by tengrain

Oh, dear: Pillar Investigates: USCCB gen sec Burrill resigns after sexual misconduct allegations Monsignor Jeffrey Burrill, former general secretary of the U.S. bishops’ conference, announced his resignation Tuesday, after The Pillar found evidence the priest engaged in serial sexual misconduct, … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Sex fiends | 3 Comments

Gaetz Lawyered-up!

Posted on July 16, 2021 by tengrain

Sometimes Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, invokes comedy, and sometimes she invokes tragedy, but mostly she invokes Karma-dy (is too a word!)  as Business Insider reports: “Rep. Matt Gaetz’s (R-FL) congressional campaign paid $25,000 last month for “legal consulting” fees … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 7 Comments

Missed Opportunities

Posted on July 10, 2021 by tengrain

This is like those nesting dolls, when you think about it: It’s Donald Trump’s most frequent complaint: people profiting off his name. The latest offender? His son’s girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle https://t.co/1rtlPZcfg3 — POLITICO (@politico) July 9, 2021 Why didn’t Tiger … Continue reading →

Posted in Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac, Sex fiends | 13 Comments

Florida Rep. Gaetz Probably Not Sleeping Well Lately

Posted on July 8, 2021 by tengrain

As we all know, Rep. Matt Gaetz —America’s aging prom date—  is under investigation by the Justice Department for paying women for sex (ALLEGEDLY!) and sleeping with a minor (ALLEGEDLY!) and transporting said minor across state lines (ALLEGEDLY!). We’re guessing … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 5 Comments

Celebrated Attorney Celebrates Another Stunning Success

Posted on July 1, 2021 by tengrain

Hey guys, remember Bruce Castor? You know, one of the bottom-rung attorneys who twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid hired for his second impeachment trial because literally no one wanted LDN as a client? Thanks to a shady/incompetent deal former prosecutor Bruce … Continue reading →

Posted in Sex fiends | 4 Comments

The Return of Toobin

Posted on June 10, 2021 by tengrain

Rub-a-dub-dub CNN has rehired noted, uh, glasses-wearing, trophy-polisher Jeffrey Toobin as their chief political analyst because well, he fits the job description, and has not gone blind yet: —@JeffreyToobin says he was told that The New Yorker reviewed his whole career … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Sex fiends | 13 Comments

Getting the Old Gang Back Together: Bill-0 and Hair Füror Hit The Road

Posted on June 8, 2021 by tengrain

Reunions It will be difficult to determine which septuagenarian sex fiend is the wingman in this road-trip-buddy movie: Trump and disgraced former Fox News anchor Bill O’Reilly are going on a speaking tour together Two prominent conservative personalities will launch … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill-O History's Greatest Reporter, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sex fiends | 16 Comments