Category Archives: Sex fiends

News from ‘Bama!

Posted on October 29, 2019 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us that Comrade Stupid’s former whipping boy, er, AG Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is considering re-running for his old Senate Seat: THE SENATE IS NOW IN SESSIONS? — … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Judge Roy Moore | 3 Comments

Comrade Stupid’s Book Club

Posted on October 23, 2019 by

Preznint Stupid doesn’t read (or know how?), but maybe some chief-of-staff (to be named later) will give him their homework on this one: The author of an anonymous opinion article about the “resistance” inside President Donald Trump’s administration has written … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Sex fiends | 3 Comments

Saddle-Up Another Goat!

Posted on September 8, 2019 by

Well, it does take infidelity off the opp-research for all candidates. There’s that. I am compelled to enter the Presidential Primary as a Republican for several reasons – the most important of which is to further and foster a national … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ayn Rand's Grave, Feast of Saint Ronnie, Mark Sanford, Sex fiends | 5 Comments

The Pantheon of Dunces Re-Erects Mark Halperin’s Career

Posted on August 19, 2019 by

Ugh: Tiger Beat’s Sunday email thingie tells us: “NEWS … MARK HALPERIN has signed a deal with Regan Arts to publish a book called “How to Beat Trump: America’s Top Political Strategists on What It Will Take,” the publisher will … Continue reading →

Posted in Mark Halperin, Sex fiends | 3 Comments

Epstein-Barr Syndrome, Continued

Posted on August 14, 2019 by

There are some exciting new details on the Epstein-Barr syndrome conspiracy theory: NYTimes: “The two staff members who were guarding the jail unit where Jeffrey Epstein apparently killed himself fell asleep and failed to check on him for about three … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Conspiracy Theorists, Jeffrey Epstein, Sex fiends, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 10 Comments

4Chan Scooped Everyone on Epstein?

Posted on August 13, 2019 by

Buzzfeed: “Jeffrey Epstein’s Death Was On 4Chan Before Officials Announced It — And Authorities Had To Look Into It” Oh, dear. “[D]ont ask me how I know, but Epstein died an hour ago from hanging, cardiac arrest. Screencap this,” read … Continue reading →

Posted in Jeffrey Epstein, Sex fiends, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 4 Comments

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

Posted on August 13, 2019 by

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr, who oversees the Bureau of Prisons, was shocked. Shocked I say,  and addmitted  “serious irregularities” at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan are at the heart of Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide while under their … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Jeffrey Epstein, Sex fiends, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 2 Comments

(UPDATED) Jeffrey Epstein’s Dead Man’s Switch Just Activated

Posted on August 10, 2019 by

Jeffrey Epstein just successfully committed suicide. He was a monster. UPDATE 1: It’s happening! Unsealed documents detail alleged Epstein victim’s recruitment at Mar-a-Lago [Turning off comments on this post because we’re getting slammed by Q-Anon commenters who want to own … Continue reading →

Posted in Jeffrey Epstein, Monsters, Sex fiends | 25 Comments

Bad Ads, Cont.

Posted on August 4, 2019 by

There is totally gonna be a party in the parish tonight, Praise Jeebus for this gift we are about to receive! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Posted in Badvertising, Sex fiends | 14 Comments

Jeffrey Epstein Wants His Junk Frozen

Posted on August 1, 2019 by

[Let me say emphatically at the top that there is nothing funny about child molestation and sex trafficking.] The NYTimes: One adherent of transhumanism said that he and Mr. Epstein discussed the financier’s interest in cryonics, an unproven science in … Continue reading →

Posted in Death of the Media, Jeffrey Epstein, media, NY Times, Sex fiends | 10 Comments