Category Archives: Sex fiends

More BS From BS Barbie

KellyAnn Conway’s book tries to humanize the monster: Donald Trump considered dropping out of the 2016 presidential race after the leak of the now-infamous Access Hollywood tape showed him boasting that women let him “grab ‘em by the pussy,” according … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Matt Gaetz

I understand there is gonna be a pony ride, and a magician, and a clown, and two kinds of cake with ice cream. And free kitties and puppies as party favors!

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Midday Palate Cleanser

New Madison Cawthorne leak going crazy — alex bowden (@alexbowdenlive) May 5, 2022 You thought I was going to ignore Maddie’s sex tape?

Posted in dogs, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, Palate Cleansers, Sex fiends | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Matt Gaetz is worried about The Skirts: How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches? … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press ™, Part Infinity

Look how many paragraphs it took the AP before they got to mentioning that the rapist is a Republican: Former Idaho lawmaker found guilty of raping intern BOISE, Idaho (AP) — A former Idaho lawmaker was convicted Friday of raping … Continue reading

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Every Accusation is a Confession, Part Infinity

Republicans are grooming little girls to be child brides: Tennessee Republicans are pushing a proposal to create a new type of marriage with no age restrictions that would be available only to heterosexual couples — Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) April 5, … Continue reading

Posted in Family Values, Sex fiends, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 10 Comments

Man Declines Offer He Cannot Refuse

Guys, remember when noted underaged sex fiend (ALLGED!) and columbian nose candy enthusiast (ALLEGED) (and probably Maddie Cawthorn’s orgy enabling coke fiend friend ALLEGED) said that if the Republicans re-took the House,  he was going to nominate Hair Füror to … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 11 Comments

Your Move, K-Mac

Gaetz: I’m going to nominate Donald Trump for Speaker of The US House of Representatives — Acyn (@Acyn) March 27, 2022 Now will you kick him out of your caucus, K-Mac? (Sorry for the lite posting today: I’m hosting … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 5 Comments

Family Values Strikes Again!

Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy, and epicenter of American Christianity family values, folks: DALLAS — U.S. Rep. Van Taylor of Texas said Wednesday that he was ending his reelection campaign and admitted having an affair following reports that he … Continue reading

Posted in Sex fiends, Shallow graves for shallow people, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, War on Women | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Scissorhead MDavis sends this notable reminder that Merde-a-Lardo has already been penetrated by foreign spies (and probably still is), so, you know (ALLEGEDLY!)  those 15 boxes of classified documents were probably available to Hair Füror’s paymasters for … Continue reading

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