Category Archives: Sex fiends

Prznint Grabbin’ Them Grabs Another (Allegedly)

The Guardian: A former model has come forward to accuse Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her at the U.S. Open tennis tournament more than two decades ago, in an alleged incident that left her feeling “sick” and “violated.” In an … Continue reading

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When They Tell You Who They Are…

…believe them: “…In other interviews, Trump tries to show off and impress Woodward — giving a tour of the Oval Office, discussing his preference for long neckties, and showing Woodward the hideaway office, which he smirked and called the “Monica … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Denial

Noted cuck-fetishist/sex fiend for Jeebus, Jerry Falwell says he did not endorse Candidate Stupid in the 2016 Goat Rodeo because he was being blackmailed by Lord Damp Nut, you know to keep some  photos of his wife from being published, … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

W$J reads Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy™ ) Michael Cohen’s book: “In his book, Mr. Cohen says Mr. Trump personally approved the payment to [Stormy] Daniels in 2016, saying $130,000 ‘is a lot less than I would have to … Continue reading

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‘Are You Trying To Seduce Me, Mrs. Falwell?’

OK, if you want to feel a little more squinked-out, this is the article for you: ‘She was the aggressor’: Former Liberty student alleges sexual encounter with Becki Falwell Politico has been working on this since at least 2019, multiple … Continue reading

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And Now, We Mourn Jerry Junior’s Fall From Grace

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is whinging about, well, what exactly: Right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein says that mask requirements and social distancing guidelines are part of a plot to depopulate the Earth. pic.twitter.com/ua7I6QqeyT … Continue reading

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(AGAIN) UPDATED: The Pool Boy Did It!

Reuters: “A business partner of Jerry Falwell Jr has come forward to say he had a years-long sexual relationship involving Falwell’s wife and the evangelical leader.” “Giancarlo Granda says he was 20 when he met Jerry and Becki Falwell while … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Is Served

NEWS: Jerry Falwell Jr. is taking “indefinite leave of absence” from Liberty University. pic.twitter.com/kl8SF8Omcy — Michael Stratford (@mstratford) August 7, 2020 Maybe he wasn’t sipping Jeebus Juice after all?

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Preachers’s Sons, Amirite?

As I said to D-Cap and Fran in the bat cave, “’Blackwater’  is  code to Eric Prince to bring in the mercenaries to rescue him from the clutches of this succubus and deliver him to his pool boy, as Gawd … Continue reading

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