Category Archives: Sex fiends

Bad News For Noot and Calista

I guess that Newticles and Hoover, er, Cali have to cross Uganda off their vacay list:

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs (Music to accompany this post.) Dr. Chaps tells us that “there will come a day when Judge Roy Moore is vindicated before the entire world, and given the honor he was due, when so cruelly defamed … Continue reading

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If It’s a Day Ending in “Y”…

…then another Xristian Xrazie Youth Pastor has (allegedly) molested a kid. Paul Edward Acton Bowen was arrested on Tuesday and “charged with second-degree sodomy, enticing a child to enter a vehicle or house for immoral purposes, and second-degree sex abuse” … Continue reading

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Stormy Weather

This is to laugh: “Michael D. Cohen, President Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, said on Tuesday that he had paid $130,000 out of his own pocket to a pornographic-film actress who had once claimed to have had an affair with Mr. … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

Last night, I was discussing the following tweet of Prznint Stupid’s with a Young Shyster of my acquaintance who works in family law: Peoples lives are being shattered and destroyed by a mere allegation. Some are true and some are … Continue reading

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The Boys Club

Everyone is piling on the alleged grown-up in the room, the Fourth Reich’s Chief of Staff and real He-Man, Gen. John Kelly. Kelly has defended (alleged) serial wife-and-girlfriend beater Rob Porter. Until today. After criticism all over the media, Kelly … Continue reading

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Steve Wynn Shakes His Money Maker For The Last Time

RNC Finance Chariman sexxxy Steve Wynn, who is maybe gonna be the guy to prove that Harvey Weinstein was a piker, stepped down from his post at the RNC. This is the RNC statement on Steve Wynn: RNC Chairwoman Ronna … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, NeoCons, Sex fiends, The New Confederacy, War on Women, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

An Affair To Remember

In Touch Magazine interviewed Stormy Daniels (Comrade Horny’s alleged porn star mistress) in 2006 but never ran the interview until now, because: ew, gross. The juiciest details allegedly are in the print copy, but the teaser on the web confirms all … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It really feelz like Liz Grokin arrived out of nowhere and now is in the pole position for being our favorite nutty conspiracy theorist for 2018. Today’s exhibit(s) shows us that ol’ Liz could give Alex … Continue reading

Posted in Geeks and Freaks, Jump for Jeebus, Sex fiends, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Flying the friendly skies… Delta apathetic toward in-flight porn, says group Dawn Hawkins of the National Center on Sexual Exploitation experienced the problem when she was on a Delta flight. According to NCOSE communications director Katherine … Continue reading

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