Category Archives: Sex fiends

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 4, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has some sick sex fantasies, and I hope this isn’t projection:

Posted in Family Values, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Sex fiends, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

Weinstein Is Guilty

Posted on February 24, 2020 by

They took him away, in handcuffs. Axios has the details. Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance: “These are the eight women who changed the course of history in the fight against sexual violence. These are eight women who pulled our justice … Continue reading →

Posted in Harvey Weinstein, Monsters, Sex fiends | 13 Comments

News from ‘Bama!

Posted on October 29, 2019 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us that Comrade Stupid’s former whipping boy, er, AG Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is considering re-running for his old Senate Seat: THE SENATE IS NOW IN SESSIONS? — … Continue reading →

Posted in Judge Roy Moore, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 3 Comments

Comrade Stupid’s Book Club

Posted on October 23, 2019 by

Preznint Stupid doesn’t read (or know how?), but maybe some chief-of-staff (to be named later) will give him their homework on this one: The author of an anonymous opinion article about the “resistance” inside President Donald Trump’s administration has written … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sex fiends | 3 Comments

Saddle-Up Another Goat!

Posted on September 8, 2019 by

Well, it does take infidelity off the opp-research for all candidates. There’s that. I am compelled to enter the Presidential Primary as a Republican for several reasons – the most important of which is to further and foster a national … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Ayn Rand's Grave, Feast of Saint Ronnie, Mark Sanford, Sex fiends | 5 Comments

The Pantheon of Dunces Re-Erects Mark Halperin’s Career

Posted on August 19, 2019 by

Ugh: Tiger Beat’s Sunday email thingie tells us: “NEWS … MARK HALPERIN has signed a deal with Regan Arts to publish a book called “How to Beat Trump: America’s Top Political Strategists on What It Will Take,” the publisher will … Continue reading →

Posted in Mark Halperin, Sex fiends | 3 Comments

Epstein-Barr Syndrome, Continued

Posted on August 14, 2019 by

There are some exciting new details on the Epstein-Barr syndrome conspiracy theory: NYTimes: “The two staff members who were guarding the jail unit where Jeffrey Epstein apparently killed himself fell asleep and failed to check on him for about three … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Jeffrey Epstein, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sex fiends, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 10 Comments

4Chan Scooped Everyone on Epstein?

Posted on August 13, 2019 by

Buzzfeed: “Jeffrey Epstein’s Death Was On 4Chan Before Officials Announced It — And Authorities Had To Look Into It” Oh, dear. “[D]ont ask me how I know, but Epstein died an hour ago from hanging, cardiac arrest. Screencap this,” read … Continue reading →

Posted in Jeffrey Epstein, Sex fiends, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 4 Comments

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

Posted on August 13, 2019 by

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr, who oversees the Bureau of Prisons, was shocked. Shocked I say,  and addmitted  “serious irregularities” at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan are at the heart of Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide while under their … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Jeffrey Epstein, Sex fiends, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 2 Comments

(UPDATED) Jeffrey Epstein’s Dead Man’s Switch Just Activated

Posted on August 10, 2019 by

Jeffrey Epstein just successfully committed suicide. He was a monster. UPDATE 1: It’s happening! Unsealed documents detail alleged Epstein victim’s recruitment at Mar-a-Lago [Turning off comments on this post because we’re getting slammed by Q-Anon commenters who want to own … Continue reading →

Posted in Jeffrey Epstein, Monsters, Sex fiends | 25 Comments