Category Archives: Sex fiends

No Honor Amongst Sex Fiends

PizzaGaetz This is not what I would have predicted because I cannot believe that Lord Damp Nut’s advisors got him to listen to them: Embattled Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is denied a meeting with Trump …Two people familiar with the … Continue reading

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Jerry Falwell Jr Has Sumpin’ To Say (Not about Matt Gaetz Sex Scandal, Go Figure!)

The HuffPo reports: “Please get vaccinated so our nutcase of a Governor will have less reasons for mindless restrictions!” Falwell, who stepped down as president of the evangelical Liberty University last year amid reports of a sex scandal, captioned this selfie … Continue reading

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The Fundraising Will Not Stop

Florida Politics reports: “Rep. Matt Getz (R-FL)  started fundraising off a still unfolding sex scandal that could put him in prison. “Gaetz penned a fundraising appeal blasted to supporters Friday morning. It asked for checks to be sent to the … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Matt?

This guy, honestly: INBOX: The Women of U.S. Congressman Matt Gaetz’s Office Speak Out in Defense of Rep. Gaetz — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) April 8, 2021 And a spitball sails across the Twitterverse: And instead of impressing us with … Continue reading

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You Cannot Make Up Merde Like This

Gaetz to be featured speaker at pro-Trump women’s group event Rep. Matt Gaetz, mired in an ongoing federal sex trafficking investigation, is headed to former President Donald Trump’s resort in Doral this Friday where he will be a featured speaker … Continue reading

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‘Pardon Me?’

PizzaGaetz You know, totally innocent people are well-known to request a pre-emptive blanket pardon from The Former Guy. “Gaetz did not tell White House aides that he was under investigation for potential sex trafficking violations when he made the request. … Continue reading

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OK, Scissorheads, the Matt Gaetz jokes are coming in fast and furious, and it is time for us to collect them. I’ll start it off with a scene I wrote last night: [Scene: Matt walks into his apartment to see … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

PizzaGaetz Former lawmaker says Gaetz fought ‘revenge porn’ law: ‘He thought that any picture was his to use as he wanted’ But wait! I thought he was generous to his exes, or does that mean he paid his bills on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News As everyone knows, when you want to beat a rap, you write an ope-ed for the 12 readers of  the MooneyTimes, er, in the Washington Examiner, which is exactly what Matt “I AM NOT A MONK” Gaetz … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

PizzaGaetz “Let me first remind everyone that I am a representative in Congress, not a monk, and certainly not a criminal.” —Accused Child Molester (ALLEGED!) Rep. Matt Gaetz

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