Category Archives: Sex fiends

Never Change, Rudy

Posted on November 9, 2020 by tengrain

The Best People Remember that time over the weekend when Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer(™) Rudy Giulianai put together a press conference at [checks notes] a landscaper’s parking lot, next to a dirty bookstore and a crematorium (allowing this spitballer the … Continue reading →

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Prznint Grabbin’ Them Grabs Another (Allegedly)

Posted on September 18, 2020 by tengrain

The Guardian: A former model has come forward to accuse Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her at the U.S. Open tennis tournament more than two decades ago, in an alleged incident that left her feeling “sick” and “violated.” In an … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sex fiends | 12 Comments

When They Tell You Who They Are…

Posted on September 11, 2020 by tengrain

…believe them: “…In other interviews, Trump tries to show off and impress Woodward — giving a tour of the Oval Office, discussing his preference for long neckties, and showing Woodward the hideaway office, which he smirked and called the “Monica … Continue reading →

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Because We Love A Good Denial

Posted on September 9, 2020 by tengrain

Noted cuck-fetishist/sex fiend for Jeebus, Jerry Falwell says he did not endorse Candidate Stupid in the 2016 Goat Rodeo because he was being blackmailed by Lord Damp Nut, you know to keep some  photos of his wife from being published, … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on September 7, 2020 by tengrain

W$J reads Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy™ ) Michael Cohen’s book: “In his book, Mr. Cohen says Mr. Trump personally approved the payment to [Stormy] Daniels in 2016, saying $130,000 ‘is a lot less than I would have to … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Melancholia Trump, Sex fiends, sexism | 12 Comments

‘Are You Trying To Seduce Me, Mrs. Falwell?’

Posted on August 27, 2020 by tengrain

OK, if you want to feel a little more squinked-out, this is the article for you: ‘She was the aggressor’: Former Liberty student alleges sexual encounter with Becki Falwell Politico has been working on this since at least 2019, multiple … Continue reading →

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And Now, We Mourn Jerry Junior’s Fall From Grace

Posted on August 27, 2020 by tengrain
Posted in Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Theocrats | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 25, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is whinging about, well, what exactly: Right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein says that mask requirements and social distancing guidelines are part of a plot to depopulate the Earth. pic.twitter.com/ua7I6QqeyT … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Josh Bernstein, Pandemics, Sex fiends, Shelter-in-Place, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

(AGAIN) UPDATED: The Pool Boy Did It!

Posted on August 24, 2020 by tengrain

Reuters: “A business partner of Jerry Falwell Jr has come forward to say he had a years-long sexual relationship involving Falwell’s wife and the evangelical leader.” “Giancarlo Granda says he was 20 when he met Jerry and Becki Falwell while … Continue reading →

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Claim Chowder Is Served

Posted on August 7, 2020 by tengrain

NEWS: Jerry Falwell Jr. is taking “indefinite leave of absence” from Liberty University. pic.twitter.com/kl8SF8Omcy — Michael Stratford (@mstratford) August 7, 2020 Maybe he wasn’t sipping Jeebus Juice after all?

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