Category Archives: Sex fiends

‘It’s Alabama, Jake.’

Suppose You Give A Press Conference And Don’t Take Questions I’m not a southerner, let alone an Alabaman (lamma-lamma-ding-dong), but even I know that there are forces at work in that state that a coastal elitist running dog yankee will … Continue reading

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Moore, Moore, Moore! (How Do You Like It)*

Moore- Yesterday Beverly Young Nelson told us about how real Alabama Senate candidate and alleged child molester Roy Moore assaulted her when she was 15, which technically makes him an alleged ephebophile, not pedophile. Vocabulary, people! You can read the (salacious and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave has a prediction for us: Oh, man, it’s like taking Quatloos from a baby! A whiney, diaper-loaded baby, but a baby!

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Breitbart Proves Moore Innocent!!1!

Breitbart reports from Birmingham, Alabama (no link for obvious reasons): “Speaking by phone to Breitbart News on Saturday, Corfman’s mother, Nancy Wells, 71, says that her daughter did not have a phone in her bedroom during the period that Moore is … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Bullshit Barbie to Martha Raddatz: ““And if the allegations [of sexually harassing women] are true about a lot of people, they oughta step aside. And some of them are probably holding office right now… If there’s anyone currently in public … Continue reading

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Your Morning Keurig

Drowning Man Swims to Sinking Ship Sean Hannity is fighting to repair the good name of the alleged child molester Roy Moore. It’s a tough job, but Hannity is gonna do it. Hannity’s advertisers usually stick with him through thick … Continue reading

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Roy Moore is Piloting the Kobayashi Maru

Alleged child molester Roy Moore is drifting the Republican’s  Kobayashi Maru (the unwinnable scenario) into Klingon territory, giving the ENTIRE Republican party the test to see the nature of their own character under stress. It’s not pretty. We turn to Newsweek … Continue reading

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The Alabama Race Is Winnable, Moore or Less

A new poll shows alleged child molester Roy Moore at 46% and Democrat Doug Jones also at 46%. The poll asked if the respondent was aware of the accusations and an astonishing 82% said they were. And this is why … Continue reading

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Roy Moore, Redux

Yes, we’re going back to the pig trough of the Judge Roy Moore (alleged) groping of an under-the-age-of-Consent girl. As is being reported everywhere, Republicans are all reading from the same talking point, “IF this is true, then…” The thing … Continue reading

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Trump: ‘Do as I say’ (Moore or Less)

Our old friend Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, well, I think she’s getting a little jaded in the age of Trump… ABC News: “Like most Americans, the president believes we cannot allow a mere allegation, in this case one from … Continue reading

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