Category Archives: Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

Huckleberry Closetcase

Like Viagra for Villains

The Russian Usuper, you know the America First, non-interventionist, gives Grandpa Walnuts, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, and Iran’s Pen-Pal Tom Cotton a boner: But no discussion of stamping out this threat would be complete without mentioning the government that gives terrorists … Continue reading

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Notorious RBG Says…

“Let’s hope members of Congress, the members Allegheny College has already honored — Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. John McCain [R-Ariz.] — the women of the Senate, Sens. Dianne Feinstein [D-Calif.] and Lindsey Graham — let’s hope that they … Continue reading

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Lindsey Graham: Rhett or Ashleigh, cont.

The wailing from Tara is getting on my last nerve: “If anybody was looking for an off-ramp, this is probably it,” Graham told The New York Times. “There’ll come a time when the love of country will trump hatred of … Continue reading

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Sen. Graham: Rhett or Ashleigh?

Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham (R- Tara) is peeking out of her closet again: Graham urged GOP donors at a private fundraiser Saturday in Florida to unite behind Trump’s campaign and stressed the importance of keeping likely Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid Is Served, Lindsey

Senatorette Lindsey Graham pokes the bear with a stick: “I also cannot in good conscience support Donald Trump because I do not believe he is a reliable Republican conservative, nor has he displayed the judgment and temperament to serve as … Continue reading

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The Comedic Stylings of Lindsey Graham

Last night was one of those press-club dinner thingies where everyone lets down their hair and mocks themselves, their party, and/or their profession, and Lindsey Graham (Rhett or Ashleigh – SC) was slaying it. He’ll be here all term! Try … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) gives us our morning quote, today courtesy of sharp-tongued, southern belle Senatorette Lindsey Graham: The South Carolina Republican, who recently endorsed former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush after ending his presidential bid in December, … Continue reading

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Goat Down!

2016 Goat Rodeo Update We are shocked! Shocked! SHOCKED! to report that eye-rolling impresario Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase is dropping out of the 2016 Goat Rodeo: So the question is: who will his two voters (Grandpa Walnuts and Traitor Joe) now … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Kim Davis in Federal Custody For Contempt — UPDATED

We Don’t Serve Your Kind Well, Gawd’s Own Filing Clerk Kim Davis got her wish for martyrdom and is now in Federal Custody for contempt of a court order to provide services to her constituents, as per her oath of … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Carly "Fire 'em all" Fiorina, Homophobia, marriage equality, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink: The Fox Effect, cont.

Fox Effect Background: obvious anagram Reince Priebus, who only had one job, punted the whole debate rules and regulations to Fox News; Fox News is now officially in the position of being the kingmaker of the the 2016 Goat Rodeo … Continue reading

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