Category Archives: Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito

Witchfinder Sam Alito Receives Warm Welcome

SCOTUS Dei is shocked: Trust in Supreme Court fell to lowest point in 50 years after abortion decision, poll shows WASHINGTON (AP) — Confidence in the Supreme Court sank to its lowest point in at least 50 years in 2022 … Continue reading

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Welcome To The Struggle: Planned Parenthood Calls for SCOTUS Reforms

“Planned Parenthood is calling for the major reform of the federal judiciary less than a year after the fall of Roe v. Wade, including expanding the Supreme Court and adding term limits,” Axios reports. Taking some action on our illegitimate … Continue reading

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Report: Alito Claims He Know Who Leaked The Dobbs Decision!

Axios’ morning email thingie breathless and without guile reports that the Torquemada of Trenton, Witchfinder Sam Alito knows who leaked, but dramatically says that he lacks the proof to make an accusation: Justice Samuel Alito says in an interview with … Continue reading

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BREAKING: SCOTUS OK’s access to key abortion drug (for now)

The WaPo (GIFT ARTICLE): The Supreme Court on Friday retained full access for now to a key drug that has been taken by millions of women to terminate early pregnancies, its first major abortion-related decision since overturning Roe v. Wade’s … Continue reading

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Idaho Women: Thanks A Lot, Alito

One thing leads to another, Idaho! Essentially, Bonner General Health hospital in Sandpoint, ID, announced that it will no longer provide labor, delivery, and  other obstetrician services, explaining that the decision was due to the criminalization of physicians and the … Continue reading

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Somewhere, SCOTUS’ Witchfinder Sam Alito Is Crying

The post-Dobbs era: there isn't a majority in favor of overturning Roe v. Wade in a single state. https://t.co/dO6I0O39Uu pic.twitter.com/WcpdBRSKTU — Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 23, 2023

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News The Satanic Temple has made an important announcement to honor Witchfinder Alito: SALEM, MA — The Satanic Temple has announced the launch of its first reproductive health clinic, which will provide free religious medication abortion care in … Continue reading

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SCOTUS Takes A Leak

We still believe it was Justice Sammie or the Justices Thomases who leaked the damn Dobbs decision, but the lack of security protocols is pretty stupid regardless: Long before the leak of a draft opinion reversing Roe v. Wade, some … Continue reading

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SCOTUS Releases the Leak Investigation Report

As we noted yesterday, the SCOTUS remains baffled by whoever it was that leaked the betrayal of Opus Dei’ own Sam The Witchfinder’s decision to overturn 50 years of precedent and take-away the constitutional right to an abortion. The Marshall … Continue reading

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Did SCOTUS Try the Ouija Board?

SCOTUS Chief Justice John Roberts cannot find the person who leaked Sammy the Witchfinder’s er, Alito’s draft ruling that over turned Roe v. Wade. Shocking, I know. [Hot damn! The Scissorheads are spitballing’ their A-Game in the comments!]

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