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Category Archives: Sam Alito — Trenton’s Torquemada
News That Will Drive You to Drink
Happy Hour News The Satanic Temple has made an important announcement to honor Witchfinder Alito: SALEM, MA — The Satanic Temple has announced the launch of its first reproductive health clinic, which will provide free religious medication abortion care in … Continue reading
SCOTUS Takes A Leak
We still believe it was Justice Sammie or the Justices Thomases who leaked the damn Dobbs decision, but the lack of security protocols is pretty stupid regardless: Long before the leak of a draft opinion reversing Roe v. Wade, some … Continue reading
SCOTUS Releases the Leak Investigation Report
As we noted yesterday, the SCOTUS remains baffled by whoever it was that leaked the betrayal of Opus Dei’ own Sam The Witchfinder’s decision to overturn 50 years of precedent and take-away the constitutional right to an abortion. The Marshall … Continue reading
Did SCOTUS Try the Ouija Board?
SCOTUS Chief Justice John Roberts cannot find the person who leaked Sammy the Witchfinder’s er, Alito’s draft ruling that over turned Roe v. Wade. Shocking, I know. [Hot damn! The Scissorheads are spitballing’ their A-Game in the comments!]
The Comedy Stylings of Sammie Alito, Captain of the Witch Finders
It’s really hard to believe that legalized discrimination against LGBTQ+ people (and any other protected class) is going to hinge upon the 2-drink minimum comedy stylings of notable Opus Dei, leaker extraordinaire and witch-finder Sammy Alito: Alito asks a hypothetical … Continue reading
Clue for Chief Justice Roberts: Alito, In the SCOTUS Chambers, With an Email
Jeebus Eff’ing Christ: As the Supreme Court investigates the extraordinary leak this spring of a draft opinion of the decision overturning Roe v. Wade, a former anti-abortion leader has come forward claiming that another breach occurred in a 2014 landmark … Continue reading
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Area Drama Queen Upset
Illegitimate SCOTUS Justice and noted Witch-Finder Sammy Alito is pissed off that someone else got to announce his ruling taking away women’s rights: The leak last spring before the court eliminated the nationwide right to abortion was a “grave betrayal … Continue reading
Faith in SCOTUS Sinks, Thanks A Lot Alito
Captain of the Witch Finders and the Torquemada of Trenton, Justice Sammie Alito has damaged the image and status of the Supreme Court! Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) email thingie has the shocking details: TRUST IN JUDICIAL BRANCH PLUMMETS … Continue reading
The Torquemada of Trenton’s Quote of the Day
“It’s like having tenure, Alice. You’re stuck for the rest of your career with people you can’t stand.” —the always gracious co-worker and notable Witch Finder Sammy Alito in The New Yorker
The Quotable Justice Alito
The Torquemada of Trenton, #IllegitimateSCOTUS Justice Sam Alito took his act on the road to Rome, 2-drink minimum: During a surprise appearance as a keynote speaker at a religious freedom conference in Rome last week, sponsored by the University of … Continue reading