Category Archives: John Roberts

Did SCOTUS Try the Ouija Board?

SCOTUS Chief Justice John Roberts cannot find the person who leaked Sammy the Witchfinder’s er, Alito’s draft ruling that over turned Roe v. Wade. Shocking, I know. [Hot damn! The Scissorheads are spitballing’ their A-Game in the comments!]

Posted in Forced Birth, John Roberts, SCOTUS, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito, War on Women | 15 Comments

Expert Fudges Annual Report

Did you guys know that the Chief Justice of our antiquated, stacked, and totally illegitimate Supreme Court is required to turn in a yearly report? The thing is a howler! Subjects you will not find in the report include the … Continue reading

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Clue for Chief Justice Roberts: Alito, In the SCOTUS Chambers, With an Email

Jeebus Eff’ing Christ: As the Supreme Court investigates the extraordinary leak this spring of a draft opinion of the decision overturning Roe v. Wade, a former anti-abortion leader has come forward claiming that another breach occurred in a 2014 landmark … Continue reading

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SCOTUS: White, Like Me

Our stacked and illegitimate Supreme Court is looking to overturn another 40 years of precedence and throw-out the last vestiges of affirmative action: The Supreme Court is again examining whether universities may consider race when trying to build diverse student … Continue reading

Posted in Affirmative Action, John Roberts, racism, Reform the Court, SCOTUS, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Faith in SCOTUS Sinks, Thanks A Lot Alito

Captain of the Witch Finders and the Torquemada of Trenton, Justice Sammie Alito has damaged the image and status of the Supreme Court!  Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) email thingie has the shocking details: TRUST IN JUDICIAL BRANCH PLUMMETS … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, John Roberts, Mansplaining, Opus Dei, SCOTUS, sexism, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito, War on Women | 4 Comments

Report: Out of Touch Man Asks ‘What Do The Skirts Want, Anyway?’

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) email thingie shows us how disconnected from reality Opus Dei’s Chief Justice John Roberts is, he doesn’t understand all the fuss regarding overturning Roe, but he’s pretty sure it is Wee the filthy Peeples … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Clarance Thomas, Forced Birth, Ginni Thomas, John Roberts, SCOTUS, War on Women | 9 Comments

There was a leak? What leak?

No one knows who was the infamous leaker in the decision to overturn Roe in our #IllegitimateSCOTUS, and noted song-and-dance man Chief Justice Show Tunes, er, John Roberts has gone silent. WASHINGTON (AP) — Less than 24 hours after the … Continue reading

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The #IllegitimateSCOTUS Gives Big Easy To GOP

The #Illegitimate SCOTUS has said that racial gerrymanders are not acceptable, but it keeps allowing obvious racial gerrymanders to stand: The Supreme Court issued an order Tuesday reinstating Louisiana’s congressional map, meaning the state will hold the 2022 elections under … Continue reading

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Welcome To The Not OK Corral

We’re going to start our morning with a quote from amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell, and you tell us what legislation he is referencing: “We’ve lost ground in suburban areas. We pretty much own rural and small-town America. And I think … Continue reading

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, John Roberts, NRA, SCOTUS, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito, wayne lapierre | 5 Comments

Surprise: You Are Now Paying For Private Religious Schools!

The theocratic majority on the totally illegitimate and undemocratic (little dee) Chief Justice John Roberts’ SCOTUS decided that public tax money would be well-spent paying for-profit religious schools in the State of Maine (and now by precedent, everywhere): The Supreme … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, John Roberts, Reform the Court, SCOTUS, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito | 18 Comments