Category Archives: John Roberts

Texas: ‘What Floriduh Said, Y’all’

Copy Cats Guys, it’s almost like the Coup Klux Klan is coordinating another coup: New GOP-led voting restrictions move forward in Texas Texas Republicans advanced a slate of proposed new voting restrictions Thursday that would reduce options to cast ballots, … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Georgeduh, John Roberts, racism, SCOTUS, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, voting, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

Supreme Court Reform

I’m finding that President Handsome Joe Biden is much more… reformed? progressive? dare I say exciting than I expected! Politico: Biden starts staffing a commission on Supreme Court reform The commission will be housed under the purview of the White … Continue reading

Posted in John Roberts, President Handsome Joe Biden, SCOTUS | 3 Comments

Everything Counts

Axios Alert: Supreme Court allows Trump administration to halt Census count The Supreme Court on Tuesday approved the Trump administration’s emergency application to stop Census field operations early while litigation over the once-a-decade count continues in the Ninth Circuit Court … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, John Roberts, SCOTUS | 5 Comments

(UPDATED) Chief Justice Roberts Has Head Injury

Chief Justice John Roberts done hurt hisself: “The Chief Justice was treated at a local hospital on June 21 for an injury to his forehead sustained in a fall while walking for exercise near his home,” said Kathy Arberg, public … Continue reading

Posted in John Roberts, SCOTUS, snark | 20 Comments

SCOTUS Does Trump A Solid

The Supreme Court, under the rule of  Chimpy McStagger’s appointee Chief Jester, er, Justice John Roberts gave Lord Damp Nut another solid: The U.S. Supreme Court blocked House Democrats for now from getting access to confidential materials from Special Counsel … Continue reading

Posted in John Roberts, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, SCOTUS | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new pal Ann Vandersteel informs us that, well, read the tweet and watch the vid. Since Cirsten W's source is never wrong, I guess we have no choice but to believe that RBG has been … Continue reading

Posted in Ann Vandersteel, Conspiracy Theorists, John Roberts, RBG, SCOTUS | 7 Comments

About Yesterday…

Guys, did you know that there was a primary election yesterday in Wisconsin, allegedly? During a pandemic (WI has nearly 2,500 confirmed cases)? With a shelter-in-place order in existence since March? Despite all of that, John Roberts’ joke of a … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, John Roberts, SCOTUS | 13 Comments

Claim Chowder Served!

Treasury Secretary and living typo Steven Mnuchin says his department is unable to provide Prznint Grifter’s tax returns to Congress by yesterday’s deadline. Mnuchin said his department respects congressional oversight but needs more time to review the “unprecedented” request. A-hem! … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, John Roberts, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, SCOTUS, Tax Cheat | 10 Comments