Category Archives: SCOTUS

The Comedy Stylings of Sammie Alito, Captain of the Witch Finders

Posted on December 6, 2022 by tengrain

It’s really hard to believe that legalized discrimination against LGBTQ+ people (and any other protected class) is going to hinge upon the 2-drink minimum comedy stylings of notable Opus Dei, leaker extraordinaire and witch-finder Sammy Alito: Alito asks a hypothetical … Continue reading →

Posted in 2-drink minimum, Homophobia, marriage equality, Opus Dei, Sam Alito — Trenton’s Torquemada, SCOTUS | 6 Comments

Clue for Chief Justice Roberts: Alito, In the SCOTUS Chambers, With an Email

Posted on November 19, 2022 by tengrain

Jeebus Eff’ing Christ: As the Supreme Court investigates the extraordinary leak this spring of a draft opinion of the decision overturning Roe v. Wade, a former anti-abortion leader has come forward claiming that another breach occurred in a 2014 landmark … Continue reading →

Posted in John Roberts, Sam Alito — Trenton’s Torquemada, SCOTUS | 5 Comments

Today in History, And Why You MUST Vote

Posted on November 7, 2022 by tengrain

Some days are portentous, I guess, and today is one of ‘em: Today is the anniversary of the Chimpy McStagger/Al Gore election in 2000 in which later the #illegitimateSCOTUS gave the keys to the castle to the second-worst prznint of … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Out The Vote, SCOTUS, Vote Suppression, voter fraud, voting | 4 Comments

I Wonder Why The Insurrectionists Thought Clarence Thomas Would Be There for Them?

Posted on November 2, 2022 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac: Trump lawyers saw Justice Thomas as ‘only chance’ to stop 2020 election certification Donald Trump’s attorneys saw a direct appeal to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas as their best hope of derailing Joe Biden’s win … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Clarance Thomas, Ginni Thomas, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, John Eastman, SCOTUS, The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

Trump Tries Hail Mary Pass To SCOTUS

Posted on November 1, 2022 by tengrain

Lord Damp Nut is calling in his chits from his hand-selected and illegitimate SCOTUS: Former President Donald Trump has asked the Supreme Court to put on hold the release of his tax returns by the Internal Revenue Service to a … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Reform the Court, SCOTUS, Taxes | 3 Comments

SCOTUS: White, Like Me

Posted on October 31, 2022 by tengrain

Our stacked and illegitimate Supreme Court is looking to overturn another 40 years of precedence and throw-out the last vestiges of affirmative action: The Supreme Court is again examining whether universities may consider race when trying to build diverse student … Continue reading →

Posted in Affirmative Action, John Roberts, racism, Reform the Court, SCOTUS, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Area Drama Queen Upset

Posted on October 26, 2022 by tengrain

Illegitimate SCOTUS Justice and noted Witch-Finder Sammy Alito is pissed off that someone else got to announce his ruling taking away women’s rights: The leak last spring before the court eliminated the nationwide right to abortion was a “grave betrayal … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Sam Alito — Trenton’s Torquemada, SCOTUS, sexism, War on Women | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 21, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Senatorette Lindsey Graham is in a heap-o-trouble in Georgeduh, he doesn’t want to testify against Lord Damp Nut, and so he has asked our stacked and illegitimate SCOTUS to block his testimony, and you’ll never guess who … Continue reading →

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Clarence Thomas, Georgeduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, SCOTUS, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 1 Comment

Faith in SCOTUS Has Plummeted, ‘Hold My Beer’ Says the Court

Posted on October 10, 2022 by tengrain

Axios reports (SMART BREVITY!!1!) that Americans faith in the Supreme Court is dropping like a rock (Formatting is all theirs, kids), and we wonder why. Let’s explore! Out this morning: The perception is growing that Supreme Court justices are partisans, … Continue reading →

Posted in SCOTUS | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 4, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Lord Damp Nut demanded that the stacked and illegitimate SCOTUS ensure that the 100+ classified documents are part of the special master’s review: Trump’s emergency application to the Supreme Court comes after the 11th US Circuit Court of … Continue reading →

Posted in espionage, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Reform the Court, SCOTUS | 1 Comment