Category Archives: SCOTUS

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News So the question is, can Ginny Thomas drink water while husband Clarence dissents?   Dissent by Justice Thomas in election case draws fire for revisiting baseless Trump fraud claims “In an 11-page dissent from the court’s decision not to … Continue reading

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Death & Taxes

The Supreme Court FINALLY has ruled after an unprecedented delay (and one need not wonder too much about why it took them so long): Supreme Court allows release of Trump tax returns to NY prosecutor “The Supreme Court cleared the … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, SCOTUS, Tax Cheat | 12 Comments

The Defense Rests

Trump defense team eyes shortening Senate presentation to as little as 3 hours, source says You could read the article or you could in your mind picture the transcript as the ambulance chasers play beer pong and shout to the … Continue reading

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Insurrection, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Supreme Court News

  Politico tells us that Jeebus wins over science in the age of the Trump-Virus Pandemic: Supreme Court lifts California worship bans prompted by coronavirus The ruling issued just before 11 p.m. ET Friday produced four separate statements by the … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Science, SCOTUS, Theocrats, War on Science | 9 Comments

Happy Birthday Justice Amy Coney Barret

Justice Coathangers was conceived 49 years-and-9-months ago, as we all know that’s how she measures it.

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Supreme Court Reform

I’m finding that President Handsome Joe Biden is much more… reformed? progressive? dare I say exciting than I expected! Politico: Biden starts staffing a commission on Supreme Court reform The commission will be housed under the purview of the White … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two? (Sedition Edition)

I missed that 20 more seditionist Republican Representatives —including Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, as well as Minority Whip Steve Scalise and Rep. Tom Emmer (R-MN), the chair of the National Republican Congressional Committee— leaped from silently refusing to acknowledge Joe … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, SCOTUS, Secession, Sedition, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy | 10 Comments

BREAKING: Bye-Bye #LOSER

Bye Don. "Texas has not demonstrated a judicially cognizable interest in the manner in which another Stateconducts its elections. All other pending motions are dismissedas moot." pic.twitter.com/O4D1S01kyT — Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) December 11, 2020 Alito and Thomas —of course— did … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Our Stable Jenius is now just bleating out one hashtag as his legal argument: #OVERTURN — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 9, 2020 and one lone spitballer suggests what to overturn: #2016 https://t.co/fWsLfIeE2f — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) December 10, … Continue reading

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Everyone Counts (In Large Amounts)

The SCOTUS  today will hear arguments on the Census. Essentially, Hair Füror only wants to count US Citizens, while traditionally (at least since the 13th Amendment kicked-in) it was all free persons in the United States, not just citizens. This … Continue reading

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