Category Archives: SCOTUS

Illegitimate SCOTUS News: Water Seeks Its Own Level

Posted on March 23, 2023 by tengrain

I love this story: Washington lawyer Lisa S. Blatt’s argument at the Supreme Court began as they all do: “Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court.” But her next line signaled that the following 84 minutes would not … Continue reading →

Posted in SCOTUS | 7 Comments

Idaho Women: Thanks A Lot, Alito

Posted on March 22, 2023 by tengrain

One thing leads to another, Idaho! Essentially, Bonner General Health hospital in Sandpoint, ID, announced that it will no longer provide labor, delivery, and  other obstetrician services, explaining that the decision was due to the criminalization of physicians and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito, War on Women | 13 Comments

Somewhere, SCOTUS’ Witchfinder Sam Alito Is Crying

Posted on February 24, 2023 by tengrain

The post-Dobbs era: there isn't a majority in favor of overturning Roe v. Wade in a single state. https://t.co/dO6I0O39Uu pic.twitter.com/WcpdBRSKTU — Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 23, 2023

Posted in Forced Birth, SCOTUS, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito, War on Women | 14 Comments

Pop Quiz!

Posted on February 15, 2023 by tengrain

Georgia is considering a statue to honor native son Clarence Thomas. ATLANTA (AP) — Republican Georgia lawmakers are again trying to erect a statue of U.S. Supreme Court Justice and Georgia native Clarence Thomas on the state Capitol grounds in … Continue reading →

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Clarence Thomas, Ginni Thomas, SCOTUS | 9 Comments

SCOTUS Ethics News: Witchfinder Sam Alito Will Not Be Muzzled

Posted on February 9, 2023 by tengrain

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted I’m shocked to learn that our Illegitimate Supreme Court could not agree upon a code of ethics. Shocked, I say. The Supreme Court has failed to reach consensus on an … Continue reading →

Posted in Reform the Court, SCOTUS | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on February 4, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News The Satanic Temple has made an important announcement to honor Witchfinder Alito: SALEM, MA — The Satanic Temple has announced the launch of its first reproductive health clinic, which will provide free religious medication abortion care in … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito, War on Women | 6 Comments

SCOTUS Takes A Leak

Posted on February 4, 2023 by tengrain

We still believe it was Justice Sammie or the Justices Thomases who leaked the damn Dobbs decision, but the lack of security protocols is pretty stupid regardless: Long before the leak of a draft opinion reversing Roe v. Wade, some … Continue reading →

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Ginni Thomas, SCOTUS, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito | 7 Comments

#IllegitimateSCOTUS Round-Up (Open Tabs)

Posted on January 21, 2023 by tengrain

The documentary Justice premiered at Sundance last night, and yes it does bring new evidence to light that the Virgin Mayor of Keg City lied about not being a serial sexual assaulter (allegedly) AND that the FBI did not vet … Continue reading →

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, SCOTUS | 6 Comments

SCOTUS Releases the Leak Investigation Report

Posted on January 20, 2023 by tengrain

As we noted yesterday, the SCOTUS remains baffled by whoever it was that leaked the betrayal of Opus Dei’ own Sam The Witchfinder’s decision to overturn 50 years of precedent and take-away the constitutional right to an abortion. The Marshall … Continue reading →

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Forced Birth, Ginni Thomas, SCOTUS, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito, War on Women | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on January 19, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Totally normal for a former president to demand that reporters go to jail for not revealing sources, amirite? Well, maybe for a twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint.

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, SCOTUS | 10 Comments