Category Archives: Scissorheads Rule

One of you mugs called it!

Trump in E. Palestine: “We’re bringing thousands of bottles of water – Trump Water, actually. Most of it. Some of it we had to go to a much lesser quality of water. You want to get those Trump bottles.” … Continue reading

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Other People Are Noticing that K-Mac is Really Bad At His Job

You would think anyone who lies as much and as often as K-Mac would be better at it. [Humble brag: I’m noticing that “K-Mac” [and its spelling variations] is now becoming kinda common on the blogs and lefty commentary. I … Continue reading

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Local Scissorhead Does Good

ZRM the architect (and who is the only zombie architect that I can think of) says, that this is “Finished adaptive reuse, historic tax credit project… giving the developers $2.8 M in tax credits, all told.” It’s a beautiful restoration … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

We’ll add it to the collection of Sale signs. We have: And of course the classic” Housekeeping Note: I’m up for another week at Crooks and Liars doing the Mike’s Blog Round-Up! All the usual caveats about tips apply (send … Continue reading

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In Which We Say Goodbye To An Old Chum*

If there’s anything I ever learned from Scissorhead Big Bad Bald Bastard is that there is a duality in everything; there are tears of joy as well as pain. In case you have not heard, B4 is no longer with … Continue reading

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Great Instructions, Cont.

I found this in my Dennis Cole folder. So a H/T from beyond the grave.

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UPDATED -Bad Signs, Cont.

I have questions about sandwich menu item 13. #Yonkers — Big Bad Bald Bastard (@Big_Bad_Bald) April 23, 2022 Guys: Scissorhead B-4 has a Twitter. Be afraid. Be very afraid…but follow him. Let’s get him over 100 followers, he’s at … Continue reading

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UPDATED: How To Help (and be aware of war grifters)

[We’re keeping this on top for the foreseeable future. —TG] From Electoral-Vote: K.F. in Madison, AL, asks: I’m very skeptical of the kind of grift and shenanigans that may go on with “charities” trying to raise money for aiding the … Continue reading

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This Exists

Easter is coming up and what could be more festive than to carve the traditional ham with an electric knife that looks like a chainsaw! Dad will love it, and fun for the whole family!

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Great Graffiti, Cont.

OK, which one of you mugs did this?

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