Category Archives: Scissorheads Rule

In Which We Say Goodbye To An Old Chum*

If there’s anything I ever learned from Scissorhead Big Bad Bald Bastard is that there is a duality in everything; there are tears of joy as well as pain. In case you have not heard, B4 is no longer with … Continue reading

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Great Instructions, Cont.

I found this in my Dennis Cole folder. So a H/T from beyond the grave.

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UPDATED -Bad Signs, Cont.

I have questions about sandwich menu item 13. #Yonkers pic.twitter.com/ooJb47GKdi — Big Bad Bald Bastard (@Big_Bad_Bald) April 23, 2022 Guys: Scissorhead B-4 has a Twitter. Be afraid. Be very afraid…but follow him. Let’s get him over 100 followers, he’s at … Continue reading

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UPDATED: How To Help (and be aware of war grifters)

[We’re keeping this on top for the foreseeable future. —TG] From Electoral-Vote: K.F. in Madison, AL, asks: I’m very skeptical of the kind of grift and shenanigans that may go on with “charities” trying to raise money for aiding the … Continue reading

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This Exists

Easter is coming up and what could be more festive than to carve the traditional ham with an electric knife that looks like a chainsaw! Dad will love it, and fun for the whole family!

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Great Graffiti, Cont.

OK, which one of you mugs did this?

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News From The Art World

OK, which one of you Scissorheads did this? COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — A Danish artist who was was given a pile of money by a museum with which to create a piece of artwork, submitted two empty canvases — titled … Continue reading

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A Toast To A Life Well-Lived: Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Scissorheads, As you know we Irish have a different perspective on Death. We know we will go to the Good Place and it is the good place because there won’t be any English* there, or so me blessed Irish Dad … Continue reading

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And Now, A Culture Break

Scissorhead Purplehead says we need some more class and clearly more decent people around the joint, so she’s points out some culture for youse mugs: Living art.. pic.twitter.com/FFyES9cVZn — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 28, 2021 These are pretty great costumes, and … Continue reading

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Just Because

(H/T noted scholar of the classics,  Scissorhead Dennis Cole, who has found MPS’ patron philosopher.)

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