Category Archives: Scissorheads Rule

Great Graffiti, Cont.

OK, which one of you mugs did this?

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News From The Art World

OK, which one of you Scissorheads did this? COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — A Danish artist who was was given a pile of money by a museum with which to create a piece of artwork, submitted two empty canvases — titled … Continue reading

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A Toast To A Life Well-Lived: Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Scissorheads, As you know we Irish have a different perspective on Death. We know we will go to the Good Place and it is the good place because there won’t be any English* there, or so me blessed Irish Dad … Continue reading

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And Now, A Culture Break

Scissorhead Purplehead says we need some more class and clearly more decent people around the joint, so she’s points out some culture for youse mugs: Living art.. — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 28, 2021 These are pretty great costumes, and … Continue reading

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Just Because

(H/T noted scholar of the classics,  Scissorhead Dennis Cole, who has found MPS’ patron philosopher.)

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We Are Influencers!

Guys, Lord Damp Nut must be reading MPS, because according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac the nasty press release he wrote about amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s W$J editorial was gonna say… A personal familiar with the crafting of the … Continue reading

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Bad Answers, Cont.

I think we found our role model.

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Housekeeping Note

Guys, I’m hosting the morning round-up at Crooks and Liars this week! Yay! So… if you have a blog post you would like to nominate (perhaps something you have written that you would like to share, blow your own horn, … Continue reading

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Meet Our New Hero!

Several Scissorheads have pointed me to this story, which I must admit, has MPS all over it (eww, gross): Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device He’s one of us! An Australian astrophysicist has been admitted to … Continue reading

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Just Sayin’

We could see a run on guillotines, which is OK by me. I gotta list.

Posted in Pandemics, Scissorheads Rule | 7 Comments