Category Archives: War on Drugs

Some Fries With Your Stupid, K-Mac?

K-Mac is REALLY BAD at his job! He wants your kids to buy safe drugs? https://t.co/diqPdxpnNe — ✂️Special Master𝙏𝘦𝘯𝘨𝙧𝘢𝙞𝘯 Redacted 🇺🇦 (@Tengrain) September 26, 2022 “Make sure the heroin is pure, kids!”

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Confession?

I wonder who Matt Gaetz was thinking of? Gaetz: I get why it’s hard to keep cocaine from entering the country. People in the United States like using cocaine… pic.twitter.com/YcMLNIlL1o — Acyn (@Acyn) September 21, 2022 Could it be…

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Postmaster General Louis DeJoy still walks amongst us, and decided to troll us by releasing in time for Pride Month: INBOX: @FLOTUS will unveil a new Nancy Reagan stamp on Monday pic.twitter.com/f8d1szHN9K — Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) June … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Even America’s fish are on drugs: (CNN)Bonefish off the coast of Florida have tested positive for a cocktail of pharmaceutical drugs, including anti-depressants and blood pressure medications, according to a new study. …Researchers took blood and tissue … Continue reading

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Take This Issue and Run, Democrats

I’m not a campaign consultant, but if I was, I would make this one of THE issues of 2022: The House passed a bill to legalize marijuana for the second consecutive Congress, signaling a continued interest by Democrats in overhauling … Continue reading

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This Exists, Cont.

It’s a just-say-no styled campaign in the gret stet of Montana-South Dakota. I’m not so sure it is working in their favor, but I’ve had no less than 7 people tip me off to it over the past 2 days, … Continue reading

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Working as Designed

I held an unpopular opinion during the Reign of Error that was Chimpy McStagger: I believed he was actually clever, if not cunning. Everyone looked at his clearly stupid antics and saw a buffoon, but I looked at his results … Continue reading

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Bad Ads, cont.

It’s like those coffee generation ads: it picks you up and calms you down. This will make you a mover and a shaker, methinks. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D who gets no kick from champaign.)

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Best wishes

Guess how the Chong part of Cheech and Chong is treating his diagnosis of prostate cancer? Anyway, we send him our best wishes for a speedy recovery and hope he’s polite enough to share his meds if we visit him.

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Today in History

3/19/83 Let me tell you a true story about a boy we’ll call Charlie. He was only 14 and he was burned out on marijuana… One day, when his little sister wouldn’t steal some money for him to go buy … Continue reading

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