Category Archives: Science

It Passed!

BREAKING: Vice Pres. Kamala Harris announces passage of the Inflation Reduction Act following a marathon Senate voting session. — ABC News (@ABC) August 7, 2022 This is a big, eff’ing deal. It now goes to the house which … Continue reading

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Surprise! Tucker is Thinking About Junk Again!

Tucker Carlson —who famously wants men to tan their junk because reasons— is fixated again on other men’s junk: Tucker Carlson takes apparent homophobic swipe at monkeypox, suggests calling it “schlong covid.” — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 28, 2022 … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“You know, the climate deniers are really in some ways similar to all of those almost 400 law enforcement officers in Uvalde, Texas, who were waiting outside an unlocked door while the children were being massacred. They heard the screams, … Continue reading

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Sen. Joe Manchin Is A Colossal Jerk, Part Infinity

The trash panda of the Senate, Joe Manchin has once again run out the clock and again proved that he is a colossal jerk. Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie wins the morning with the deets (emphasis … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Reason 3,417 that Sen. Raphael Warnock is the luckiest politician alive: would-be Republican senator from Georgia Herschel Walker, ladies and gents, explains, uh, weather?/science?/The Green New Deal? to us: I’m going to help you with that real quickly… We, in … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, climate crisis, Global Climate Crisis, Herschell Walker, People Dumber than Dolphins, Science | 18 Comments


There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Posted in Science, Space! | 7 Comments

Meanwhile, in Montana

Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte was in Italy —la dolce vita— as Yellowstone floated away, but not to worry, he’s back now: Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte (R) was vacationing in Italy when historic flooding overwhelmed the state this week and caused Yellowstone … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Postmaster General Louis DeJoy still walks amongst us, and decided to troll us by releasing in time for Pride Month: INBOX: @FLOTUS will unveil a new Nancy Reagan stamp on Monday — Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) June … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Even America’s fish are on drugs: (CNN)Bonefish off the coast of Florida have tested positive for a cocktail of pharmaceutical drugs, including anti-depressants and blood pressure medications, according to a new study. …Researchers took blood and tissue … Continue reading

Posted in Environment, pollution, Science, War on Drugs | 10 Comments

It’s Out There

The UFO hearing sounds like it was unchained, and Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) morning email thingie has the deets: Here’s how the landmark UFO hearings in Congress are going so far: “Rep. MIKE GALLAGHER (R-Wis.) says he … Continue reading

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