Category Archives: Saint Ronnie

Today in History

On this date in 1983, the press realized that Reagan had the Carter Briefing book to prepare for the debate in 1980. George Will was the man playing Carter and using the book: “6/28/83 At his 18th press conference, President … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“I think he would be sickened by Donald Trump—Donald Trump, by the way, claims to have known my father—that they knew each other—and, you know, ‘I liked him, he liked me. He was a good guy.’ My father would not … Continue reading

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The 151-proof Tears of Peggy Noonan, Cont.

Will Ferrell to Play Former President Ronald Reagan in New Movie (EXCLUSIVE) It’s only a matter of time before Peggy Noonan, the official hagiographer of St. Ronnie, takes a star turn as an ersatz Franz Liebkind. UPDATE: I’ve read more … Continue reading

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Today in History: 1981

St. Ronnie was shot, or as some prefer to say Hinkley Misses. Al Haig tries to take control of the government, which brings about the definitive dialog of the Reagan Administration’s understanding of government: “As of now, I am in control here, in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink: St. Ronnie Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs The dirty f***ing hippies must have slipped some of the brown acid to Y’all Qaeda, because suddenly today—35 years after that nincompoop was sworn in—they are talking about St. Ronnie: Tony Perkins: Reagan Would Never Have … Continue reading

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And Now We Know

Ronald Reagan urged Thatcher to read a blockbuster thriller to understand the Soviet Union’s cold war thinking in the run-up to a failed arms control summit in Reykjavik… She repeatedly stressed the importance of nuclear deterrence while Reagan batted away … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ted?

The original: And now, the rip-off: Plagiarism! Swear to blog, besides not being original, it’s not even as good as Reagan’s, and that’s setting a pretty low bar. Perfectly timed though for the debate at St. Ronnie’s crypt. But then … Continue reading

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Flashback Friday

I’ve been listening to a lot of Run the Jewels lately waiting for the remix of their latest album dubbed Meow the Jewels that will be remixed with all cat sounds. I figured Killer Mike’s song “Reagan” qualifies as a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

In which we learn that Y’all Qaeda’s quest for purity resembles the Hitlerjugend. Continue reading

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On This Day In History…

…the Iran-Contra scandal erupted. You know, secretly selling arms to our enemy Iran, and then illegally funneling the money to death squads in South America who were trying to overthrow the democratically elected government of Nicaragua. Thought you would want … Continue reading

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