Category Archives: In their own words

The Quotable Mango-Hued S*** Gibbon

Posted on January 10, 2019 by

OK, so our quote-of-the-day from from the pool report this morning (“I don’t have temper tantrums!”) was pretty great and so I looked at some of the media people I follow on the Twatter to see what other nutty things … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on December 31, 2018 by

“I don’t think [Prznint Stupid] tells the truth,” McChrystal told ABC’s Martha Raddatz on “This Week.” When asked if he thought Trump was immoral, McChrystal responded: “I think he is.” “If we want to be governed by someone we wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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River City, Redux

Posted on December 4, 2017 by

Chuck Grassley (R-IA) complains that the poor are libertine men and scarlet women: “I think not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quotes (A Comedy in 3 Acts)

Posted on May 30, 2017 by

First up, stirring words from a commencement address: “When you started school, the country was an inspiring, uplifting drama. … You are graduating into a tragic, dumbass comedy.” –Robert De Niro, at Brown’s commencement yesterday in Providence, R.I. And then … Continue reading →

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Notorious RBG Says…

Posted on April 11, 2017 by

“Let’s hope members of Congress, the members Allegheny College has already honored — Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. John McCain [R-Ariz.] — the women of the Senate, Sens. Dianne Feinstein [D-Calif.] and Lindsey Graham — let’s hope that they … Continue reading →

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Then and Now, Now and Then

Posted on December 18, 2016 by

You know the drill: first we look at what someone said way back when, and then we compare it to what they are saying now: First the Then: Why did @BarackObama let Iran keep our drone? Now it is going … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on September 9, 2016 by

“‘Other than destroying every instrument of democracy in his own country, having opposition people killed, dismembering neighbors through military force and being the benefactor of the butcher of Damascus, he’s a good guy,’ “Bless his heart,” Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on August 26, 2016 by

Human bowling jacket Maine Governor Paul LePage (thanks Charlie!) left a voice mail to Democratic State Rep. Drew Gattine: “Mr. Gattine, this is Gov. Paul Richard LePage,” the audio recording says. “I would like to talk to you about your … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on June 15, 2016 by

“With President Trump, I’m ready to get off defense and go on offense. Trump is going to slaughter some sacred cows, and I’m ready for the barbecue.” –The Pride of Texas, Rep. Blake Farenthold

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The Afternoon Quote

Posted on June 7, 2016 by

Holy crackers! Huckabee’s done it again! “And they’re getting what they justly deserve, they’re getting spanked,” he continued. “And they need to be happy they’re only getting spanked and not executed, because there is seething rage out in the country … Continue reading →

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