Category Archives: Pundits who make me crazy

Your Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Pundits

Ezra shows us the sort of legendary insight it takes to be a world-class pundit, and now we understand why his departure to start Vox was so strategic: If Trump wins the election, Christie's endorsement of him will be brilliant. … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

The Death of the Media Frank Luntz writes about Vanilla ISIS’ supporters: “The phenomenon of ‘The Donald’ is rooted in a psyche far deeper and more consequential than next November’s presidential election. … These individuals do not like being told … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

The once-upon-a-time liberal teevee channel MSNBC has the lump of coal we liberals apparently deserve: On Tuesday, December 22nd at 7pm ET, MSNBC will premiere an original documentary, “Citizen Trump with Chris Matthews.” The 2016 presidential election is shaping up … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning!

The take-away quote comes from Petunia II: “Some will also question why don’t we just fix the actual system in place. And why don’t we have a leader in place that would actually make us feel safe about terrorists so … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Mark Halperin

Whatever happens, this is an historic day in the history of the @realDonaldTrump campaign. — Mark Halperin (@MarkHalperin) December 8, 2015 *Bangs head on desk, looking for sweet, sweet, relief*

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Frank Luntz Speaks!

Kudos to @JDickerson for kicking off tonight's #DemDebate with foreign policy. It may not be important to Democrats, but it is to America. — Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) November 15, 2015 I hate to break the news to you, Frankie, but Democrats … Continue reading

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Simple Solutions From Simple-Minded Erick Erickson

Noted civil engineer and our blog’s old pal Erick Erickson has a suggestion for California’s drought: build more reservoirs: “Now it appears California is in for a massive, continual rain storm and the Northeast is going to be pretty dry… … Continue reading

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Your Three Martini Stupid Is Served, Glenn Beck

Protesting against Indiana’s We Dont Serve Your Kind law logically concludes at concentration camps, or at least so says free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck:

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An Now, An Update From History’s Greatest Reporter® Bill O’Reilly

In which Bill-o shocks us again with a tale of derring-do. Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid: Sippy Cupp Edition

In which S.E. Cupp distinguishes herself again. Continue reading

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