Category Archives: Pundits who make me crazy

Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning!

The take-away quote comes from Petunia II: “Some will also question why don’t we just fix the actual system in place. And why don’t we have a leader in place that would actually make us feel safe about terrorists so … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Mark Halperin

Whatever happens, this is an historic day in the history of the @realDonaldTrump campaign. — Mark Halperin (@MarkHalperin) December 8, 2015 *Bangs head on desk, looking for sweet, sweet, relief*

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Frank Luntz Speaks!

Kudos to @JDickerson for kicking off tonight's #DemDebate with foreign policy. It may not be important to Democrats, but it is to America. — Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) November 15, 2015 I hate to break the news to you, Frankie, but Democrats … Continue reading

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Simple Solutions From Simple-Minded Erick Erickson

Noted civil engineer and our blog’s old pal Erick Erickson has a suggestion for California’s drought: build more reservoirs: “Now it appears California is in for a massive, continual rain storm and the Northeast is going to be pretty dry… … Continue reading

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Your Three Martini Stupid Is Served, Glenn Beck

Protesting against Indiana’s We Dont Serve Your Kind law logically concludes at concentration camps, or at least so says free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck:

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An Now, An Update From History’s Greatest Reporter® Bill O’Reilly

In which Bill-o shocks us again with a tale of derring-do. Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid: Sippy Cupp Edition

In which S.E. Cupp distinguishes herself again. Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

As we mentioned earlier, Richard Cohen The Worst Writer In The World® wrote another one of his gruesome abecedarian works. What I failed to notice is that he gave a gift to bloggers at the end: “Now for a blogger … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Andrea Tantaros?

Get Off The Cross, We Need The Wood Snow days are conspiring with Libtards to strip Xristians of holy days. Jeebus, some people.

Posted in Fox News, People Dumber than Dolphins, Pundits who make me crazy, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 2 Comments

Shorter Cardinal Douthat

“If only the hippies had not discovered sex, there would be no poor people.” That idea makes some people on the left angry. As they see it, it’s money and only money that Murray’s Fishtown and Putnam’s hometown lack and … Continue reading

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