Category Archives: Pundits who make me crazy

Because We Love A Good Apology, Bill-O, That’s Why!

Hey guys, remember that time yesterday when History’s Greatest Reporter told us that Rep. Maxine Waters hair was so distracting —because it reminded him of James Brown’s wig— that he didn’t hear a thing she said? He’s apologized!!1`! “As I … Continue reading

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Breaking!

“Gretchen Carlson, who settled a multi-million lawsuit late last year against former Fox News chief Roger Ailes, is in talks with MSNBC to join the network, sources familiar with the matter told Business Insider.” (Business Insider)

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The Comedic Stylings of Cokie Roberts

I think ancient southern pundit Cokie ‘Both Sides’ Roberts had a bad oxygen flow day, and well, the old addage that if you have to explain a joke is in play: During NPR’s “Morning Edition” on Monday, Roberts discussed with … Continue reading

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Live From The Pantheon of Dunces!

From Tiger Beat on the Potomac’s morning email thingie (so sadly, no link): MARK HALPERIN TRIES TO INTERVIEW ASSANGE — He traveled to the Ecuadorian Embassy in London in an attempt to interview Julian Assange for Showtime’s political documentary series … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Cont.

CNN’s gossip monger Dylan Byers returns to his old Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) form with an unsourced wet kiss to Hair Furer that says Squint and the Meat Puppet are crawling back to Trump: Last week, Scarborough … Continue reading

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Sit On It And Spin, Rachel Campos-Duffy #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner

Don’t know why MTV let go such a major talent: When you get the entire panel and host to congratulate your spin, you’ve accomplished Something Big. I propose a new internet award: The Campos-Duffy Golden Taco to be awarded for … Continue reading

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Jeebus Weeps for Laura Ingraham

Good Q: "What would have happened if Kapernick disrespected the rainbow flag bef the game?" — Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) August 30, 2016 Seriously? You cannot come up with a better false equivalence than that? Stick to Trump’s debate prep, Muffin. … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid for Your Morning Coffee

The Death of the Media It’s not just that Mark Halperin was set free from the Pantheon of Dunces to make mewling noises at a suddenly emboldened Mika Brzezinski, but then legacy hire and nearly daily-shaver little Luke squeaks-up in … Continue reading

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Breaking!

(Almost) Always Wrong Bill Kristol’s stealth candidate for the 2016 Goat Rodeo is… wait for it… …the National Review’s David French. And to take his act from comedy to art, he leaked it to Mark Halperin in the Pantheon of … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Cont.

As God is my Waitress, Squint and the Meat Puppet have no memory of their role in the manufacturing of Vulgarmort this last year: To quote the much esteemed honorary Scissorhead Matt Taibbi: “Nobody who’s covered the Trump run could … Continue reading

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