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Pop Quiz!

This is First Shady Ivanka’s on-going attempt at rehabilitation suggests that she was giving guitar lessons to an Ukrainian refugee, but as we can all see the kid is play a 4-string uke while she is (allegedly) playing a 6-string, … Continue reading

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Guys, Ben Shapiro thinks he’s gonna be the conservative Disney: Ben Shapiro grew up loving Disney movies, he told his podcast listeners last week. The conservative firebrand passed that love on to his kids by taking them to Disneyland as … Continue reading

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It is a well-known fact that Twizzler is not the sharpest pencil in the box, that his place setting is missing a fork, that his cheese never made it to the cracker (add your own euphemism here)… so it behooves … Continue reading

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On Wednesday night, after Sens. Manchinema officially stabbed democracy in the back, there were many calls to break-up the Build Back Better legislation and pass individual bills (which would be immediately filibustered by Republicans) instead of one massive bill. A … Continue reading

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I’m having a hard time believing that this defense might set Crisis Actor Kyle Rittenhouse free: “Sure my client did it, but…” — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) November 15, 2021 …but what do I know? Anyway, we have the … Continue reading

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Guys, Pravda’s domestic competition Fox News is launching a weather channel, which they declare will be free of politics: Fox News Media launched Fox Weather, a streaming service, on Monday. Its forecast: No politics. No Politics from the politburo? We … Continue reading

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Scissorhead Dennis Cole (still above ground! Yay Dennis!)  sends us an important message and it requires some studious thought and participation from the Scissorheads: we need to bestow a sobriquet onto Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Bobert. You see, others … Continue reading

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As America mourns the loss of the morning stupid on the TeeVee Machine from the pie hole of the topknot queen of Maricopa herself, Who Will Replace SoyBlo on The View?!!1! For 1/17 of 3/13ths of a point towards your summer … Continue reading

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Guys, Mein Pillow guy is is gonna hold a rally, and look at the line-up of grifters: So for 1/7 of 3/19 of a point towards your final, give MAGAFrank a hand and name that (Music?) Festival! I’m going with: … Continue reading

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Laura Ghastly — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) April 11, 2021 The replies to this question are pretty choice, but I know Scissorheads can do better. For 1/17 of 0.02% of your spring exam, name the store! Have at it in … Continue reading

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