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Pops Quiz!

Scissorhead Dennis Cole (still above ground! Yay Dennis!)  sends us an important message and it requires some studious thought and participation from the Scissorheads: we need to bestow a sobriquet onto Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Bobert. You see, others … Continue reading

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As America mourns the loss of the morning stupid on the TeeVee Machine from the pie hole of the topknot queen of Maricopa herself, Who Will Replace SoyBlo on The View?!!1! For 1/17 of 3/13ths of a point towards your summer … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

Guys, Mein Pillow guy is is gonna hold a rally, and look at the line-up of grifters: So for 1/7 of 3/19 of a point towards your final, give MAGAFrank a hand and name that (Music?) Festival! I’m going with: … Continue reading

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Laura Ghastly — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) April 11, 2021 The replies to this question are pretty choice, but I know Scissorheads can do better. For 1/17 of 0.02% of your spring exam, name the store! Have at it in … Continue reading

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Scissorhead M Davis alerts us: He vapes? — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) March 19, 2021 So… he vapes? For 1/17 of ⅔ of a point towards your spring session exam, tell us what flavor ol’ Thumbhead sucks on. I’m going … Continue reading

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Midday Pop Quiz!

I’m “Hillary face swapped with Mike Pence for the ghost of Hugo Chavez.” (H/T Scissorhead M Davis)

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Pop Quiz!

Lord Damp Nut moans that Mel is not a cover girl, too, when the boys of Breitbart, (Sweet Jeebus!) complain that she’s not in their current spank bank: The greatest of all time. Fake News! — Donald J. Trump … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid? (Pop Quiz!)

Infrastructure Week The Daily Beast: “In the dying days of his presidency, Donald Trump has taken to asking some aides and advisers about the process of naming airports after former U.S. presidents, according to two people who’ve heard him recently … Continue reading

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LOTR Help Desk

Rejoice fellow Hobbit nerds, we can have our burning questions answered! (When I read The Hobbit in grammar school, I wrote my book report in runes. I might admit, even, to having a rune font. Now. As a grown-up.)

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Pop Quiz!

Happy Hour News Oh, man, I’m bummed: Trump campaign eliminates “voter fraud” hotline after it’s flooded with prank calls President Trump’s campaign has ended a “voter fraud” hotline it established last week so people could report alleged instances of fraud … Continue reading

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