Category Archives: Pop Quiz!


So who is Mike Pence auditioning now?…Future-former Gov. Pat McCrory, the defeated governor of North Carolina (R-Panty Sniffer), that’s who! Two days after conceding in the North Carolina gubernatorial race, Republican Gov. Pat McCrory plans to meet with President-elect Donald … Continue reading

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Trump TeeVee Pop Quiz!

OK, Scissorheads, you’ve been asking for a Pop Quiz in re: Trump TeeVee, but we’re gonna mix it up a little. Because we know Trump names everything after himself, well, the Trump News Network seems like a forgone conclusion. That … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

We learned this morning via the email thingie from Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!): The Washington Post’s Karen Tumulty has signed a deal to write “the definitive biography of Nancy Reagan, showing how she more than anyone in … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

The NYPost today refers to the (alleged) Ted Cruz extramarital affairs as The Cuban Mistress Crisis—well played, Post, well played!—and I know Scissorheads can do better! Write a NYP-style headline for the Cruz affair (see what I did there?) for … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

In the post yesterday wherein Babs-the-Impaler makes a low-energy endorsement of her low-energy son ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush®, we didn’t know that she also put a handwritten note into the campaign mailer: In the handwritten mailer also going out from … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

We note that the very paternalistic candidates (including Fire ‘Em All Fiorina) from Y’all Qaeda have unusual ways of talking down to Hillary Clinton, what with schlonging her, etc. We read just this morning that a new fetish is added … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

We’re keeping this post on top because we need an answer to this vital question… The World’s Worst Pundit and Best Sociopath Bill Kristol is calling for some help (according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac– thanks Charlie): –@BillKristol: “Crowd-sourcing: … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

Your Daily Gohmert First, the background: Now for the quiz: for 1/10 of 1% of your grade counting towards the midterms, tell us the outcome of Screwie Louie’s version of A Design For Living, how will the three islands do … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

Hey guys, did you know tiny terror Ben Shapiro was literate? Anyway, it seems he has written some fiction (ha-ha, that’s all he writes), and Salon reviews it under the heading of, Meet our new Ayn Rand: Ben Shapiro’s hamfisted … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

The morning email thingie had something in it that sets the blood coursing and pulsing like iced gin through the veins of all good Scissorheads: FIRST LOOK — Peggy Noonan book cover, “The Time of Our Lives,” out Nov. 3, … Continue reading

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