Category Archives: Politics

Monster Factory Foreman Doesn’t Have Regrets

This thread by Rick Wilson is pretty great, please read. We’ll wait. 1/ Watching all this slow, grinding failure and the mounting death toll because of this low, dumb, corrupt man and his low, dumb, corrupt enablers and his low, … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Monsters, Politics, Rat-Effing | Tagged , | 15 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, NeverTrumpers Edition

We’ve long said that given the first opportunity, the so-called NeverTrumpers will return to form and become Republicans again. We submit into evidence the new SuperPac from NeverTrumpers George ‘War of the Roses’ Conway, Steve ‘Starbucks’ Schmidt, John  ‘Kasich’s Brain’ … Continue reading

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Local Blogger Exposes Pecker

Amazon Chief Executive Jeff Bezos says he was the target of an extortion and blackmail effort by the National Enquirer, a tabloid known for its loyalty to Prznint Stupid. Let’s see if we can follow the thread laid out by … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Rat-Effing | 8 Comments

Pop Quiz!

The other day on the electric Tweeting device, a debate raged: what does one call a group of MAGAs? You know, like a pride of lions or a murder of crows. Jon Lovett (of Pod Save fame) suggested the very … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Pop Quiz!, snark | 61 Comments

Republicans Grease up the Rat For a Night of Passion (UPDATED)

Release the Kraken, er, Memo! BREAKING: Discovered late tonight that Chairman Nunes made material changes to the memo he sent to White House – changes not approved by the Committee. White House therefore reviewing a document the Committee has not … Continue reading

Posted in Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rat-Effing | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Who’s Firing Corey Lewandowski Today?

The most You’re Fired’ed man in politics, Cory Lewandowski, has been You’re Fired’ed again! “Three sources with knowledge of the situation tell The Daily Beast that the former Trump campaign manager and current informal adviser to the president has been … Continue reading

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Psychopaths and Critics be damned: Kathy Griffin has NOTHING to Apologize for

Kathy Griffin, like many humorists and satirists makes a bold, brave and hilarious statement about Trump. I applaud her and have mad respect for this joke. Trump’s relentless pummeling of Muslims, banning refugees, and Muslims from eight Muslim majority countries, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Wow! World Nut Daily has a scoop! WASHINGTON – Superstar Chuck Norris wants everyone to know he’s not looking for a job, but … If President Trump, whom he supported for president in 2016, wants him … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, People Dumber than Dolphins, Politics, Pop Culture | 7 Comments

Mitch McConnell and the Filibuster Fairy Tale

Regular readers know I think that the Senate is anti-democratic (little-d), and I’ve long said it should be abolished. And you know what, I might get my wish if amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell finally does away with the stupid filibuster. … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Win The Morning!

This is really weird: Pete Hegseth is NOT the VA Secretary, nor has he ever been the VA Secretary but he’d like to be. I suppose Hair Führer watches Fox enough that this is like a demo reel? Also/too: Hegseth … Continue reading

Posted in media, Petunia and Pals, Politics, Rat-Effing, TeeVee Machine | 3 Comments