Category Archives: Politics

America Shocked: The Census Was Rat-Eff’ed

This hardly should be news, but it is confirmation of what we suspected: Census Memo Cites ‘Unprecedented’ Meddling by Trump Administration WASHINGTON — A newly disclosed memorandum citing “unprecedented” meddling by the Trump administration in the 2020 census and circulated … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Politics, Rat Bastards, Rat-Effing, Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Roger Stone?

  The criminal mastermind at work: While Roger Stone was live on the air this morning with ‘Real Talk 93.3’ (St Louis) doing an interview about the 2024 election, he gets served by a process server with the January 6 … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Rat Bastards, Rat-Effing, Roger Stone | 3 Comments

The Big Lie, Continued

Meanwhile, in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan… Cyber Ninjas, hired by Arizona Senate to recount Maricopa County’s ballots, asks court to keep its procedures secret First off, Cyber Ninjas is a hysterical name that about 20 years ago would … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Politics, Rat-Effing | 10 Comments

Monster Factory Foreman Doesn’t Have Regrets

This thread by Rick Wilson is pretty great, please read. We’ll wait. 1/ Watching all this slow, grinding failure and the mounting death toll because of this low, dumb, corrupt man and his low, dumb, corrupt enablers and his low, … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Monsters, Politics, Rat-Effing | Tagged , | 15 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, NeverTrumpers Edition

We’ve long said that given the first opportunity, the so-called NeverTrumpers will return to form and become Republicans again. We submit into evidence the new SuperPac from NeverTrumpers George ‘War of the Roses’ Conway, Steve ‘Starbucks’ Schmidt, John  ‘Kasich’s Brain’ … Continue reading

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Local Blogger Exposes Pecker

Amazon Chief Executive Jeff Bezos says he was the target of an extortion and blackmail effort by the National Enquirer, a tabloid known for its loyalty to Prznint Stupid. Let’s see if we can follow the thread laid out by … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Rat-Effing | 8 Comments

Pop Quiz!

The other day on the electric Tweeting device, a debate raged: what does one call a group of MAGAs? You know, like a pride of lions or a murder of crows. Jon Lovett (of Pod Save fame) suggested the very … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Pop Quiz!, snark | 61 Comments

Republicans Grease up the Rat For a Night of Passion (UPDATED)

Release the Kraken, er, Memo! BREAKING: Discovered late tonight that Chairman Nunes made material changes to the memo he sent to White House – changes not approved by the Committee. White House therefore reviewing a document the Committee has not … Continue reading

Posted in Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rat-Effing | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Who’s Firing Corey Lewandowski Today?

The most You’re Fired’ed man in politics, Cory Lewandowski, has been You’re Fired’ed again! “Three sources with knowledge of the situation tell The Daily Beast that the former Trump campaign manager and current informal adviser to the president has been … Continue reading

Posted in Corey Lewandowski, media, People Dumber than Dolphins, Politics, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

Psychopaths and Critics be damned: Kathy Griffin has NOTHING to Apologize for

Kathy Griffin, like many humorists and satirists makes a bold, brave and hilarious statement about Trump. I applaud her and have mad respect for this joke. Trump’s relentless pummeling of Muslims, banning refugees, and Muslims from eight Muslim majority countries, … Continue reading

Posted in Kathy Griffin, Politics, snark | Tagged , , , | 25 Comments