Category Archives: Politics

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Wow! World Nut Daily has a scoop! WASHINGTON – Superstar Chuck Norris wants everyone to know he’s not looking for a job, but … If President Trump, whom he supported for president in 2016, wants him … Continue reading

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Mitch McConnell and the Filibuster Fairy Tale

Regular readers know I think that the Senate is anti-democratic (little-d), and I’ve long said it should be abolished. And you know what, I might get my wish if amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell finally does away with the stupid filibuster. … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Win The Morning!

This is really weird: Pete Hegseth is NOT the VA Secretary, nor has he ever been the VA Secretary but he’d like to be. I suppose Hair Führer watches Fox enough that this is like a demo reel? Also/too: Hegseth … Continue reading

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Joanie Don’t Love Chachi No More

Grab ‘Em By The P**** Chronicles, Cont TMZ tells us… Scott Baio has filed a police report claiming the wife of the Red Hot Chili Peppersdrummer went nuts on him at a function with their elementary school kids … physically attacking him … Continue reading

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Noontime Open Tabs – Updated

I rarely do this (at all, let alone midweek), but here’s two longish reads you might want to tackle when you take a break from the madness today: The Republicans waged a 3-decade war on government. They got Trump. Norm Ornstein … Continue reading

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RNC: Worst Super Villians Ever

In which obvious anagram Reince Priebus’ RNC tries their cunning hand at being an ersatz Dr. Evil. Continue reading

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Today in Rat-Effing

There is a lot of speculation (gossip? rat-eff’ing?) that Ayatollah Ted might have been a frequent flier, so to speak, with the DC Madame lo many years ago. “The question now becomes, how many times did Ted Cruz name and … Continue reading

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Today in Rat-Eff’ing – UPDATED

Earlier this week, you may recall this happened: And then Vulgarmort tweeted this: Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on … Continue reading

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Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Nikki Haley

[Haley] said Wednesday that Trump’s call for a temporary ban on Muslim immigration to the country is what compelled her to speak out. “You know, the one thing that got me, I think, was when he started saying ban all … Continue reading

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The Drinks of CPAC and POP QUIZ!

We were astonished to learn that those tea bagging party animals at #CPAC had to time to get their drink on: National Harbor, Maryland (CNN)The cocktail menu at Harrington’s Pub, a watering hole next to the hotel hosting an annual … Continue reading

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