Category Archives: Petunia and Pals
“Blessed are the piece-holders.” Fox News’ stock in trade is to keep The Olds afeered fer thar lives in Possum Hollar, and so having Dallas’ pastor Jeffress on the Sunday Talkies to tell cowering white Fox viewers that the Cops … Continue reading
“Fellow millennials: Get off my lawn” Petunia and Pals just gave this self-loathing twerp the ultimate gold-star participation award!
Winning the Morning! Petunia and Pals is worried that Lady Liberty is a dude in a dress and is gonna molest some lady in the restroom and therefore cannot pee here or sumpin’: And no, your eyes are not deceiving … Continue reading
The Death of the Media Taking a page from Boycott Queen Linda Harvey’s playbook (and thankfully not from her folder of sexual anarchists), Wayne Allen Root calls for a boycott of Apple, and oddly, presumptively claims victory: “And I know … Continue reading
Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson explains to us that banning assault rifles will only result in terrorists using crockpots: “Well, a crock pot caused those killings at the Boston Marathon. I think … Continue reading
¡Geraldo! was on and as his M.O., he likes to blame the victims: “When you’re in that situation and you have no weapons, you have two choices. If you can’t hide and you can’t run, you have two choices. You … Continue reading
Because of course you would invite on Herman Cain, the pizza guy who didn’t get nominated in 2012 to bloviate about how Trump will win in 2016: 1 – 2- 3: easy as bread. You just need everyone to vote … Continue reading
The Death of the Media I’d close my shop, too, to avoid these cretins. Say, why don’t they just ask teevee dinner heir Tucker Carlson? I’m sure his family must have sold teevee dinners with hot dogs sometime!
Oh, sweet Jeebus: Texas AG Ken Paxton (Motto: “Making Screwie Louie Gohmert look smarter every day”) has joined the Bathroom Brigade with noted gender studies scholar The Dumb One on the curvey couch: “This opens the door to all kinds … Continue reading