Category Archives: Petunia and Pals

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Oh, Jeebus, History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O said what? Oh, Sweet Baby Jeebus, he really did say it.

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Petunia and Pals: Rhymes with ‘Tucker’

“It was forgone. Moonlight had to win because you knew what the film was about. And that’s part of the problem with Hollywood.” OK, the hysteria of the mixed-up envelopes aside, Tucker is implying that Moonlight, only won because of … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Homophobia, media, Petunia and Pals, Talentless Hacks, Transphobia, Tucker Carlson | 7 Comments


“Gretchen Carlson, who settled a multi-million lawsuit late last year against former Fox News chief Roger Ailes, is in talks with MSNBC to join the network, sources familiar with the matter told Business Insider.” (Business Insider)

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The Death of the Media: BS Barbie Says…

…go buy Ivanka’s stuff: Holy shit! Even for Petunia and Pals, this is really a new low. And Fox didn’t get any money for running essentially an ad. Rupert’s gotta be making his pinch faced grimace about now.

Posted in 4th Reich, Death of the Media, Fox News, grifters, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, media, Petunia and Pals, The First Shady Ivanka Trump | 6 Comments

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

My Little Pony fact checker Sean Spice white ‘splains civil rights to Rep. John Lewis: “I think what’s disappointing is someone like John Lewis, who is such an icon of voting rights and civil rights, to make a comment about … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Win The Morning!

This is really weird: Pete Hegseth is NOT the VA Secretary, nor has he ever been the VA Secretary but he’d like to be. I suppose Hair Führer watches Fox enough that this is like a demo reel? Also/too: Hegseth … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Sermonette:

“Blessed are the piece-holders.” Fox News’ stock in trade is to keep The Olds afeered fer thar lives in Possum Hollar, and so having Dallas’ pastor Jeffress on the Sunday Talkies to tell cowering white Fox viewers that the Cops … Continue reading

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Shorter Petunia and Pals’ Guest…

“Fellow millennials: Get off my lawn” Petunia and Pals just gave this self-loathing twerp the ultimate gold-star participation award!

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Patriotic Petunia And Pals Wins The Morning!

Winning the Morning! Petunia and Pals is worried that Lady Liberty is a dude in a dress and is gonna molest some lady in the restroom and therefore cannot pee here or sumpin’: And no, your eyes are not deceiving … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning!

The Death of the Media Taking a page from Boycott Queen Linda Harvey’s playbook (and thankfully not from her folder of sexual anarchists), Wayne Allen Root calls for a boycott of Apple, and oddly, presumptively claims victory: “And I know … Continue reading

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