Category Archives: Petunia and Pals

Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

Fox & Friends host Pete Hegseth on the Warriors statement: "I mean, equality, diversity and inclusion. It reads like a left-wing rap sheet." pic.twitter.com/bNxb0gUHT3 — Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) September 24, 2017

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Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

“Do you worry 100 years from now someone is going to take that memorial down like they are trying to remake our memorials today?” the stupidest one on the curvy couch asked, clearly referencing moves to take down Confederate monuments … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

Pierson: “It absolutely deserves a place because bad history is still good history for this country.” Osefo: “Slavery is good?”  Pierson: “Considering where we are today, where we are today. Absolutely.”

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Because We Love A Good Retraction

A story so completely wrong that even Petunia and Pals retracted it today.

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Some Cream For Your Covfefe?

The Death of the Media, Cont. Today, on Petunia and Pals, the media committed suicide, but left behind this strange note: RUSSIAN USURPER: “When he found out that I, you know, that there may be tapes out there, whether it’s … Continue reading

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MPS Stands With London

My thoughts (and yes, prayers) are with the UK today. A lot of Brits read this blog, and I have a lot of friends over in Old Blighty. I try to avoid putting my US point of view on international … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Oh, Jeebus, History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O said what? Oh, Sweet Baby Jeebus, he really did say it.

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Petunia and Pals: Rhymes with ‘Tucker’

“It was forgone. Moonlight had to win because you knew what the film was about. And that’s part of the problem with Hollywood.” OK, the hysteria of the mixed-up envelopes aside, Tucker is implying that Moonlight, only won because of … Continue reading

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Breaking!

“Gretchen Carlson, who settled a multi-million lawsuit late last year against former Fox News chief Roger Ailes, is in talks with MSNBC to join the network, sources familiar with the matter told Business Insider.” (Business Insider)

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The Death of the Media: BS Barbie Says…

…go buy Ivanka’s stuff: Holy shit! Even for Petunia and Pals, this is really a new low. And Fox didn’t get any money for running essentially an ad. Rupert’s gotta be making his pinch faced grimace about now.

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