Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, that emergency text thingie from Comrade Stupid has made Possum Hollar so happy that the crew on the International Space Station can see their boners popping from space! (OK, low Earth orbit, but you … Continue reading

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OH Jim Jordan

Ohio’s Jim Jordan, ladies and gentlemen! Rep. @Jim_Jordan: “Did you threaten to subpoena their calls and emails?” Deputy Attorney General Rosenstein: “No sir, and there’s no way to subpoena phone calls.” Jordan: “I’m reading what the press said.” Rosenstein: “I … Continue reading

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‘What a Moroon!’

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Having been raised by lawyers, one thing that I know is axiomatically true is that when a lawyer has a good case, they argue the facts of the case; when a lawyer has a bad case, they argue … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ars Technica alerts us to the world’s dumbest super criminals: “Yesterday, federal prosecutors unsealed a new indictment against former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort. The indictment contains new evidence that Manafort hid millions of dollars in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We present an InfoWars comedy in two acts. 1) From a tweet earlier today, since deleted: 2) And now, the latest, after the sell-off: It GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE!!1!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Globalists and the New World Order, People Dumber than Dolphins, That Bastard George Soros, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 2 Comments

Jeanine Pirro Can’t Drive 55

Fox News host Jeanine Pirro ticketed for speeding at 119 mph https://t.co/Dxv5FaFH4c pic.twitter.com/dQjMIdkOVg — The Hill (@thehill) November 21, 2017 Fox News host Jeanine Pirro was ticketed for excessive speeding Sunday afternoon in upstate New York after state police clocked … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This morning I read that the Pride of Texas, Energy Secretary Rick ‘3-Departments’ Perry was going to speak today, and so I was kinda-sorta hoping that he would make the Happy Hour News Briefs. Drink-up, Bitchez: … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

‘The mistreatment of conservatives and libertarians by tech monopolies is a civil rights issue.” The mistreatment of conservatives and libertarians by tech monopolies is a civil rights issue. #googlememo — Dana Rohrabacher (@DanaRohrabacher) August 10, 2017

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Who’s Firing Corey Lewandowski Today?

The most You’re Fired’ed man in politics, Cory Lewandowski, has been You’re Fired’ed again! “Three sources with knowledge of the situation tell The Daily Beast that the former Trump campaign manager and current informal adviser to the president has been … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, the bane of mooselimbs everywhere, hate radio host Josh Bernstein has a great idea for stopping ter-rah-ist mass killings! Let’s listen for the first minute or so: Trucks. He wants to regulate trucks. What … Continue reading

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