Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

GOP Treachery Reaches A New Low

Posted on May 29, 2020 by

This is the best, raw, outraged response to Republican fuckery I’ve seen yet. Shorter version: The GOP caucus in PA covered up their Trump-Virus status while campaigning to open up the state, and likely infected untold hundreds of staffers, employees, … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Thanks…

Posted on May 28, 2020 by

…I needed that laugh.

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins | 2 Comments

Happy Birthday, Matt Gaetz

Posted on May 7, 2020 by

The Republican from Floriduh is 38 today, and probably celebrating somewhere, so stay safe keep off the streets!

Posted in Happy Birthday, People Dumber than Dolphins, snark | 1 Comment

Winning 2020 Strategies From Przninit Stupid!

Posted on April 25, 2020 by

Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo and Republican leaders are arguing about how to get the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon re-elected. The Ministry of Truth, er, the RNC and BS Barbie  want to put out happy messaging about Trump’s performance —you know, the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins | 9 Comments

Bad Ideas, Cont.

Posted on April 17, 2020 by

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Posted in Bad Ideas, People Dumber than Dolphins | 9 Comments

You Cannot Make This Up, Part Infinity

Posted on April 16, 2020 by

As the Trump pandemic was marching across the country, The Apprentice proposed starting a White House talk-radio show that he would host for two hours per day, every day. You know, instead of doing whatever it is that he does … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins | 13 Comments

After You, Buddy

Posted on April 1, 2020 by

From the appropriately named tool, Sen. Johnson (R – WI) in USA Today: “Each year, approximately 48,000 Americans commit suicide and an estimated 67,000 die of a drug overdose. That level of individual despair has occurred in a strong economy … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins | 7 Comments

Priorities!

Posted on March 27, 2020 by

“all my friends are saying you know, this is not a priority, people are dying and i realize that, but they can’t get their nails done” pic.twitter.com/UnkqFdvvmp — Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) March 26, 2020 The Dumb one and even the … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, People Dumber than Dolphins, Petunia and Pals | 6 Comments

Simpleton Math

Posted on March 19, 2020 by

GOP Senator Upbeat Coronavirus May Kill ‘No More Than 3.4 Percent of Our Population’ It’s RoJo; why do you ask? “I’m not denying what a nasty disease COVID-19 can be, and how it’s obviously devastating to somewhere between 1 and … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins | 14 Comments

Marco Apologizes for Typo, Makes New One

Posted on March 16, 2020 by

I apologize for the typo. I meant to type stupid rumors about marital law not marshall law My bad https://t.co/vK5ED6M98r — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) March 16, 2020 I guess the Rubios are divorcing? Developing…

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, People Dumber than Dolphins, snark | 11 Comments