Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, The Terrible Cheese Kingdom of Wisconski (home of Sen. RoJo) is gonna try an audit in the style of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, and it’s off to a smashing start: MADISON – Wisconsin election clerks … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Big Lie, Wisconsin | 12 Comments

As Foretold, Alabama Death Panels Start

Mooselini warned us that there would be Death Panels, but what she got wrong was that they would be in Republican states because freedumb-loving gits would refuse the safe (and FREE!) vaccine and choose to instead pay for horse de-wormer/fish … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Vaccine | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Biden says even @FoxNews has a mandatory vaccine policy. Is that true? That can't be true. Have Hannity and Tucker and the others gotten the vaccine? That just can't be true. — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) September 9, 2021 … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sentient jar of mayo, Rep. 3-Names doesn’t give a damn about her bad reputation:   Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene fined $2,500 for failing to wear mask on House floor Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga. was fined … Continue reading

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene, masks, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, snark | 15 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Guys… House Republicans wrote a letter to Yahoo ‘Chief Executive Officer’ Marissa Mayer, but she hasn’t been CEO since 2017 House Republicans wrote a letter to Marissa Mayer – who they described as “President and Chief Executive Officer” of Yahoo … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 22 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

The glass of stupid is half empty/full: Axios-Ipsos poll: Just 20% of Americans are "not very likely" or "not at all likely" to get a COVID vaccine. That's the lowest number ever recorded in the poll. — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Vaccine, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News RoJo is a dope: EXCLUSIVE: Sen Ron Johnson blames Trump for losing Wisconsin in 2020 and tells me “there’s nothing obviously skewed about the results.” pic.twitter.com/OeRkVkkVAN — Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) August 31, 2021 Yeah, that’s my Twitter … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, The Big Lie | 6 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. Cawthorn?

The Eagles Nest gift shop habitué Rep. Madison Cawthorn is calling for the 25th Amendment to be invoked to remove President Handsome Joe Biden, you know, because he must be incompetent. It did not go well: Calling for the 25th, … Continue reading

Posted in Madison Cawthorn, Nazis, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 9 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

These people are proud of being dumb. The one holding the bullhorn looks absolutely content.

Posted in masks, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, War on Science | 11 Comments

Area Pundit’s Novel Theory On Communicable Disease

Super-genius Ben Shapiro opines upon learning some doctors walked out in protest of the unvaccinated flooding their hospitals in Floriduh forecasts his own domino-theory of infectious disease: If this is the new standard — that failure to take measures to … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Shapiro, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Vaccine | 12 Comments