Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Some Fries with Your Stupid, 3-Names?

“I don’t believe in evolution… I don’t believe in that type of so-called science. I don’t believe in evolution. I believe in God.” Madge is a pretty good argument against Divine Intervention, too, when you think about it…

Posted in Evolution, Marjorie Taylor Greene, People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, Science, War on Science, Y'all Qaeda | 14 Comments

Where Are They Now, Cont.

The series in which we answer the question of the Stupid Coup Insurrectionists who followed Hair Füror’s instructions… where are they now? Trump State Department appointee Federico Klein offered plea deal in Capitol riot case WASHINGTON – Plea negotiations are … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

CNN woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and decided today is the day to grab the bullshit by the tail and face the situation: Fact-checking Sen. Ron Johnson’s anti-vaccine misinformation (CNN)Under the guise of “just asking the questions,” Republican Sen. Ron … Continue reading

Posted in Lying Liars Who Lie, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Vaccine | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I just cannot… Ladies and gentlemen the voice of the modern GOP. https://t.co/mu6eKvht09 — Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) May 8, 2021 (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

Posted in global climate change, Marjorie Taylor Greene, People Dumber than Dolphins | 16 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ted Cruz?

NEW VIDEO: @TedCruz wants you to know that HE led the effort to overturn the election in the Senate… take that, Josh Hawley! pic.twitter.com/eadMdgbc1B — Ted Led the Insurrection / Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) May 7, 2021 I hope that this … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

  Thanks for making The Tyranny of Big Tech a best seller all week on Amazon! You can get your copy here https://t.co/hhFfIdthrY — Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) May 6, 2021 Um, Joshie, where exactly is it selling? Oh. Who are … Continue reading

Posted in Amazon, People Dumber than Dolphins, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Technology | 6 Comments

The Stupid, It BURNNNNNS!

The Big Bite Cover-up! (No link for obvious reasons) Judicial Watch Files Lawsuit against Secret Service for Records of Biden White House Dogs after Biting Incidents   WHAT DID THEY KNOW AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT?!!1! Wingnuttia is gonna … Continue reading

Posted in dogs, People Dumber than Dolphins, Wingnuttia | 15 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

One Lump of Stupid or Two Presented without comment: Giuliani: This is totally done because they want to destroy my credibility pic.twitter.com/RuDXQoQEoq — Acyn (@Acyn) May 4, 2021  

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Wrong-Again Rudy | 4 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ohio?

Ohio state senator sees nothing wrong with driving while video conferencing On the same day a distracted driving bill was introduced, state Sen. Andrew Brenner, R-Delaware, participated in a government video meeting while driving… …House Bill 283, introduced Monday, calls … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Family Values Sen. Marsha Blackburn, the Louie Gohmert of RoJos, got in a sick burn on one of President Handsome Joe Biden’s initiatives in the American Families Plan: You know who else liked universal day care:https://t.co/UoGTnuIW9c — Sen. Marsha Blackburn … Continue reading

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