Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Some Fries With Your Stupid, K-Mac?

K-Mac is REALLY BAD at his job! He wants your kids to buy safe drugs? https://t.co/diqPdxpnNe — ✂️Special Master𝙏𝘦𝘯𝘨𝙧𝘢𝙞𝘯 Redacted 🇺🇦 (@Tengrain) September 26, 2022 “Make sure the heroin is pure, kids!”

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Party of Lincoln, ladies and laddies: As he rolled out the first official Republican Party congressional platform in years, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy fittingly invoked the revered father of the GOP: Abraham Lincoln. At the … Continue reading

Posted in K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, NeoCons, People Dumber than Dolphins, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, K-Mac?

Our quote of the morning come to us from Ruben Gallego via Vox: Had he thought about what it would be like to work in a chamber led by Kevin McCarthy and the House Freedom Caucus? “No, in some regard … Continue reading

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K-Mac Is Really Bad At His Job, Part Infinity

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who allegedly has a spine though one has never been apparent, declares that he knows who outted him criticizing Hair Füror following the January 6 Stupid Coup: Whodunnit? Washington won’t easily forget the series of … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

My Dawg, this man is stupid: In confidential court documents, former President Donald Trump tried to squirm his way out of taking a trip to the New York Attorney General’s office last month, telling a judge that the Secret Service … Continue reading

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Area Man Wanted Fries With That

My Indictment looks to be a best seller: Mr. Lindell said that he had been in a drive-through line at a Hardee’s fast food restaurant in Mankato, Minn., on Tuesday afternoon, while returning with a friend from a duck-hunting trip … Continue reading

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On Lump of Stupid or Two, Hannity?

Thanks Sean! The scroll is EPIC: I’m not sure listing all these investigations helps pic.twitter.com/YqbtMvUCYL — Acyn (@Acyn) September 13, 2022 Thumphead’s  dopiness is only outdone by Lord Damp Nut’s crookedness.

Posted in Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity | 4 Comments

One Lump of Stupid, or Two BoBo?

I just can’t. Question: Do you think we should repeal the 19th amendment?Boebert: NoQuestion: Should there be an exception for rape or incest when it comes to women’s healthcare?Boebert: Is that in relation to the 19th amendment? pic.twitter.com/xXY1CnyWPt — Acyn … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Bo-Bo?

Building a Better Vocabulary with Proud High School Drop-Out, Rep. Bo-Bo Boebert: Boebert: Joe Biden gave one of the most decisive speeches in American history pic.twitter.com/akif0LCbHj — Acyn (@Acyn) September 7, 2022 Decisive? Maybe she learned that word in collage.

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Some Postprandial Stupid?

Lauren Boebert says she was able to get a job at McDonalds because minimum wage was low enough, but now teens will be “robbed of that experience” because it is too high. pic.twitter.com/q8bT0Nm3rf — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) September 5, … Continue reading

Posted in Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, People Dumber than Dolphins | 6 Comments