Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Weekend

Junior Mints, usually higher than a kite, suggests that Montanans Second Amendment the Chinese Spy Balloon that is, you know, above air travel altitude. If Joe Biden and his administration are too weak to do the obvious and shoot down … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Milli Brazilli?

Clearly Spurious George went to the Rep. 3-Toes School of Law and taxidermy: Santos is now refusing to answer questions. “I have a constitutional right to not answer questions,” he told me. — Kate Santaliz (@kate_santaliz) February 1, 2023 He … Continue reading

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Death and Taxes (K-Mac Is Really Bad At His Job, part infinity)

Guys, if you can believe it, that Republican proposed 30% National Sales Tax is unpopular …even with Republicans: Republican supporters of a bill aimed at abolishing the tax code as we know it are running into an early barrier in … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Good work, AP Styleguide.

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Who’s You’re Fired’ed Today?

Parler, that’s who! Parlement Technologies, the parent company of “censorship-free” social media platform Parler, has laid off a majority of its staff and most of its chief executives over the last few weeks. The sudden purge of staff has thrown … Continue reading

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Mighty Mouse Squeaks!

Perpetually un-jacketed wrestling coach Gym Jordan  was on Fox News opining over the weekend. This moment totally escaped me because ¡GASP! I do NOT watch Fox News: "I would argue that's exactly how the founders intended it" — Jim Jordan … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Diamond is gone, there is only Silk. If only there had been a vaccine. Diamond and Silk were vaccine deniers to the bitter end (and beyond) and there’s no telling how many people they influenced to not get vaccinated and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News McCarthy critic Rep. Ralph Norman (R-S.C.) said he wanted McCarthy to devise a debt-limit deal suitable to fiscal conservatives. "Is he willing to shut the government down rather than raise the debt ceiling? That's a non-negotiable item." … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, BoBo?

Boebert explains why she thinks Mayorkas should be impeached: “On Mayorkas’s watch, over 14,000 pounds of fentanyl was seized in fiscal year 2022 at our southern border. That is an all-time record high.” — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) December … Continue reading

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K-Mac Is Really Bad At His Job (Part Infinity)

Oh, man, this is really gonna be lit, as Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us: WHAT McCARTHY IS READING — Last night, seven members of the House Freedom Caucus circulated a “Dear Colleague” letter … Continue reading

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