Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Texas Sen. Cornyn Needs A Fix

Sen. John Cornyn (the Ron Johnson of Louis Gohmerts) is having withdrawals from the hourly twitty-twatting of TFG. : Invites the question: is he really in charge? — Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) April 12, 2021 Also, this is a pretty … Continue reading

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Sen. Marsha Blackburn: Super-Genius!

Guys, she’s trying to prove that the Infrastructure Bill is the work of Ol’ Scratch hisself, but I think she’s actually helping us. Anyway, the Pride of Tennessee sent out a series of tweets telling the world what is in … Continue reading

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‘Pardon Me?’

PizzaGaetz You know, totally innocent people are well-known to request a pre-emptive blanket pardon from The Former Guy. “Gaetz did not tell White House aides that he was under investigation for potential sex trafficking violations when he made the request. … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Matt Gaetz, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sex fiends, snark | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, remember back in the day, when the polling showed us that The Affordable Care Act was wildly popular with Wee The Peeples, but the damn Kenyan Usurper’s Obamacare was the work of the Debbil? It’s happening … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Let’s listen as a Q-spiracy theorist explains that those 200 or so people who died in the cold in Texas were actually killed by Chinese-controlled weather weapons, you know, that President Handsome Joe Biden allowed because… reasons: … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, global climate change, People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 6 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Newsmax?

This Newsmax host just conducted an entire interview with Sean Spicer on mute pic.twitter.com/G8DuznMLpa — Aidan McLaughlin (@aidnmclaughlin) April 1, 2021 Actually, this seems like a fine policy.

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Dunning-Kruger Club Will Now Come To Order

Read the replies to Marjorie Taylor Greene, folks: This is my Covid protection 💪#MakeAmericaHealthyAgain It’s time to #FireFauci pic.twitter.com/IgWlTJyBYQ — Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) April 1, 2021 (Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I think we found the brain trust of the Jan. 6 Stupid Coup: Capitol riot suspect arrested while wearing ‘I Was There’ T-shirt A Dallas man who was arrested in late January and charged with involvement in … Continue reading

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Area Man Nostalgic For Made In America

Sen. Steve Daines: “Twenty years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown. And you had purity levels less than 30%. Today the meth that is getting into Montana is Mexican cartel.” pic.twitter.com/Xtu1geaVxJ — Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 26, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News D’oh! The Founding Fathers never intended for Washington D.C. to be a state.#DCStatehood is really about packing the Senate with Democrats in order to pass a left-wing agenda. Just look at the DC voter registration data: 🔵 … Continue reading

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