Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

GOP Treachery Reaches A New Low

This is the best, raw, outraged response to Republican fuckery I’ve seen yet. Shorter version: The GOP caucus in PA covered up their Trump-Virus status while campaigning to open up the state, and likely infected untold hundreds of staffers, employees, … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Thanks…

…I needed that laugh.

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins | 2 Comments

Happy Birthday, Matt Gaetz

The Republican from Floriduh is 38 today, and probably celebrating somewhere, so stay safe keep off the streets!

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Winning 2020 Strategies From Przninit Stupid!

Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo and Republican leaders are arguing about how to get the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon re-elected. The Ministry of Truth, er, the RNC and BS Barbie  want to put out happy messaging about Trump’s performance —you know, the … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins | 9 Comments

Bad Ideas, Cont.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Posted in Bad Ideas, People Dumber than Dolphins | 9 Comments

You Cannot Make This Up, Part Infinity

As the Trump pandemic was marching across the country, The Apprentice proposed starting a White House talk-radio show that he would host for two hours per day, every day. You know, instead of doing whatever it is that he does … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins | 13 Comments

After You, Buddy

From the appropriately named tool, Sen. Johnson (R – WI) in USA Today: “Each year, approximately 48,000 Americans commit suicide and an estimated 67,000 die of a drug overdose. That level of individual despair has occurred in a strong economy … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins | 7 Comments

Priorities!

“all my friends are saying you know, this is not a priority, people are dying and i realize that, but they can’t get their nails done” pic.twitter.com/UnkqFdvvmp — Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) March 26, 2020 The Dumb one and even the … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, People Dumber than Dolphins, Petunia and Pals | 6 Comments

Simpleton Math

GOP Senator Upbeat Coronavirus May Kill ‘No More Than 3.4 Percent of Our Population’ It’s RoJo; why do you ask? “I’m not denying what a nasty disease COVID-19 can be, and how it’s obviously devastating to somewhere between 1 and … Continue reading

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Marco Apologizes for Typo, Makes New One

I apologize for the typo. I meant to type stupid rumors about marital law not marshall law My bad https://t.co/vK5ED6M98r — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) March 16, 2020 I guess the Rubios are divorcing? Developing…

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, People Dumber than Dolphins, snark | 11 Comments