Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Joanie Don’t Love Chachi No More

Grab ‘Em By The P**** Chronicles, Cont TMZ tells us… Scott Baio has filed a police report claiming the wife of the Red Hot Chili Peppersdrummer went nuts on him at a function with their elementary school kids … physically attacking him … Continue reading

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The Jokes Write Themselves

Hey guys, remember that time Texas’ premier village idiot Rick Perry couldn’t remember the names of the three departments he was going to eliminate if he was King of the Forest? He’s been appointed to lead one of ’em: Department … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, Rick '3-Departments' Perry | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey Guys, remember that time former Libertarian goat rodeo candidate and noted egomaniac Wayne Allyn Root bragged about how he was gonna win Nevada for Hair Führer (spoiler: Trump lost Nevada)? Anyway, he’s miffed to the … Continue reading

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Jason Chaffetz Tells Us How Many Angels Can Dance On A Pinhead

The Pride of Utah, Jason Chaffets tells Wolf Blitzer: “I think the endorsement is far different than who you actually vote for.” …and meanwhile his 15-year old daughter rolls her eyes.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Jason Chaffetz, People Dumber than Dolphins, snark | 7 Comments

An Extra Serving of Stupid, FBI?

Someone in the FBI has really bad taste in Slash-fic by Eric Hananoki: The investigation, based in New York, had not developed much evidence and was based mostly on information that had surfaced in news stories and the book “Clinton Cash,” according … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Ro-Jo?

Future-former Senator Ron Johnson, the intellectual solar flair of the Senate, has sumpin’ he want to tell us about climate change: “I’ve never denied climate change. It has always changed, always will,” he said. “The sun has the primary effect … Continue reading

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And Now, A Musical Interlude from Dinesh D’Souza

Sweet Oogity-Boogity! D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist, has released a music video featuring the Gatlin Brothers to go with his latest iMovie offering, Hillary’s America: It’s gotten boffo … Continue reading

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The Stupid… it BURNS!

Before we sacrifice our constitutionally protected right to privacy at the altar of gender identity politics… https://t.co/wDMwaI94Br — Heritage Foundation (@Heritage) June 29, 2016 Not to put too fine a spin on it, but the right to privacy is what … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, People Dumber than Dolphins, Social Media, Transphobia, Twitter, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 3 Comments

RNC: Worst Super Villians Ever

In which obvious anagram Reince Priebus’ RNC tries their cunning hand at being an ersatz Dr. Evil. Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hillary Clinton, People Dumber than Dolphins, Politics, Rat-Effing, snark, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. Dent?

Rep. Charlie Dent (R-PA) says that he will introduce a bill next month that will ban discrimination against LGBT people… Wait for it… …with exemptions to allow discrimination by Xristian organizations.

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