Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Some Stupid for Your Second Cup?

It seems the male MAGA of the species is an idiot: Women on Bumble luring men to send them riot pics then sending those to FBI is the best pandemic dating story yet. https://t.co/w2H1ae6wx1 — Miya Shay (@miyashay) January 15, … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid, or, Hell, Take The Whole Damn Pot

Alabama CBS affiliate WIAT got an exclusive interview with their local Coup Klux Klan Senator, Tommy Tuberville: “[Sen. Tommy Tuberville] also questioned the timing of the inauguration on January 20. “’We probably could have had a swearing-in and inauguration later … Continue reading

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Gym Jordan Gets The Spitball He Deserves!

A little throw-away bit from Tiger Beat’s email thingie caught my attention because, well, Gym Jordan is a dull tool and makes it really easy to put his statements back in his face, but usually it is not from one … Continue reading

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Mo To Go Down With the Ship

Axios alert! Some House Republicans plan last ditch challenge to election results during Electoral College tally Several Trump allies, led by Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.), plan on challenging the election results on Jan. 6, when Congress convenes to officially tally … Continue reading

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Rudy: ‘Pardon Me?’

Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani is in the news again. The NYTimes: “Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s lawyer who has led the most extensive efforts to damage his client’s political rivals and undermine the election results, discussed with the … Continue reading

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Now and Then

First the now: Will be doing an interview with @MariaBartiromo at 10:00 A.M. on @FoxNews. Enjoy! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2020 and now the then (yesterday) .@FoxNews daytime is virtually unwatchable, especially during the weekends. Watch @OANN, … Continue reading

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You’re Fired’ed Attorney Continues To Leave Impression

Guys, remember the Conspiracy Theorist Attorney that Lord Dampnut said was too embarrassing for him and had his stupidest attorney fire her? You know, the lady who said that long-dead Hugo Chavez was organizing the massive voter fraud to get … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The First Shady is a chip off the ol’ blockhead: This is harassment pure and simple. This ‘inquiry’ by NYC democrats is 100% motivated by politics, publicity and rage. They know very well that there’s nothing here … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Commute?

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. has tested positive for coronavirus, a spokesperson says. — NBC News (@NBCNews) November 20, 2020 And ABC tells us: The president’s eldest son is the second of his children to test positive for the virus, following … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Dr. Atlas?

What the Doctor Ordered Trump-Virus task force member Dr. Scott Atlas, who is NOT a virologist and is at best adjacent to viruses (probably having had one at some point in his life)  has distinguished himself again, when he twatted … Continue reading

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