Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

You’re A Special Snowflake, That’s Why

With all of the illegal acts that took place in the Clinton campaign & Obama Administration, there was never a special counsel appointed! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2017 Really makes you think, huh? UPDATE: Doc. Zoom over … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Wow! World Nut Daily has a scoop! WASHINGTON – Superstar Chuck Norris wants everyone to know he’s not looking for a job, but … If President Trump, whom he supported for president in 2016, wants him … Continue reading

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Wanna Refill on that Stupid?

Our longtime, unindicted co-conspirator Scissorhead Distributor Cap read the rest of the Economist article and  sends along this urgent and important update to our Morning’s Stupid: Reporter: The politics of this? Do you need to get Democratic support to get … Continue reading

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Some Stupid for Your Coffee Break?

Hey guys, remember this dude, Raul Labrador? Labrador announced that he’s running for Governor of Idaho in 2018. What with all the (bad?) name recognition he must have gotten from the clip above telling constituents that they are not gonna … Continue reading

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Your Morning Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Raul Labrador (R-ID)

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Some Stupid for Your Coffee, Mo Brooks?

AL.com: “My understanding is that (the new proposal) will allow insurance companies to require people who have higher health care costs to contribute more to the insurance pool,” Brooks said. “That helps offset all these costs, thereby reducing the cost … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or, oh, Just Take The Whole Damn Bowl!

Hair Führer praises Native-American genocidal slave-owner Andrew Jackson, and wonders why there was a Civil War: Here's the audio of Trump's Andrew Jackson quotes pic.twitter.com/h4YIq29hB1 — Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) May 1, 2017

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee, Doughy?

Jonah Goldberg has sumpin’ to say to all the ‘mos: You know, I’m really damn tired of all the people running around making other people extremely uncomfortable then screaming about their rights and privileges when called out. If you want … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Hair Führer?

“We just can’t make mistakes, right? So we don’t make mistakes. Go ahead, Ken…” “I’m Chuck…”@chrislhayes @KatyTurNBC pic.twitter.com/Mn1kjRVrzJ — Derrick Shannon (@drs2222) March 28, 2017

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Peter King

Rep. Peter King really doesn’t get the whole democracy thing: So I’m assuming that they’re all legitimate, but to me it just does not serve a purpose. It really diminishes democracy if you’re gonna show up to a meeting to just … Continue reading

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