Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Super-Genius Marco Rubio

We’re not saying that Marco Rubio is as dumb as a stump (we’re totally saying that he’s as dumb as a box of rocks), but Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie explains to us how this … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Texas?

Apparently some of the books that Texas Republicans want banned from their schools are atlases. pic.twitter.com/rgX80SJQFh — Merry Pezzulo (@mary_pezzulo) November 29, 2021   And we should note that there are no direct flights from South Africa to Mexico. So … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Greg Abbott, immigration, People Dumber than Dolphins, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, White Punks on Dope | 18 Comments

The Comedy Stylings of Lauren Boebert

On Newsmax, Lauren Boebert challenges Madison Cawthorn to a sprint, with the winner getting to have Kyle Rittenhouse as their intern pic.twitter.com/ZLi9mmxlN6 — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 24, 2021 There’s something so creepy about negotiating who “gets to have” a … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Q-Spiracists?

Stood-up again! At least 100 QAnon supporters convinced JFK is coming back are still in Dallas. Today they stood on a bridge over Dealey Plaza for the anniversary of the assassination, but JFK and JFK Jr. never showed. pic.twitter.com/fJTbc7p7iT — … Continue reading

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America Baffled: Trump Writes Book, Is Literate?

This item in Axios’s email thingie caught my eye (all the weird formatting and enigmatic bullet usage is theirs): Former President Trump plans his first post-presidency book — “Our Journey Together,” featuring 300+ official White House photographs. A picture book. He … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. 3-Names?

Guys, Madge is still at it: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) said Tuesday that she has accumulated $63,000 in fines for refusing to wear a mask on the House floor, with additional fines likely to be imposed as she continues to … Continue reading

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene, masks, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Vaccine | 8 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

This guy doesn’t spin so good: .@SenJohnBarasso refuses to give direct answer when pressed by @GStephanopoulos on former Pres. Trump appearing to defend Jan. 6 rioters who chanted “hang Mike Pence” in interview with @JonKarl, says: “The Republican Party is … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, People Dumber than Dolphins | 6 Comments

Notable Loser Loses Again

Hair Füror lost his bid: Former President Donald Trump filed an emergency request to a federal judge late Monday night to prevent the National Archives from sending sensitive records to Jan. 6 committee investigators by Friday. And just after midnight, … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Vermont Republicans?

You cannot make up merde like this: GOP schedules ‘Let’s go Brandon’ rally in Brandon, Vt. Vermont’s Republican Party has scheduled a “Let’s go Brandon” rally — to be held in the city of Brandon, Vt. The chant has become … Continue reading

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Some Sunday Afternoon Stupid?

I didn’t think that it was theoretically possible for anyone to be dumber than Ted Cruz, but I had not considered the possibility of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan to take up the challenge: (Hat tip my pal @steverocks35 … Continue reading

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