Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins
Grab ‘Em By The P**** Chronicles, Cont TMZ tells us… Scott Baio has filed a police report claiming the wife of the Red Hot Chili Peppersdrummer went nuts on him at a function with their elementary school kids … physically attacking him … Continue reading
Hey guys, remember that time Texas’ premier village idiot Rick Perry couldn’t remember the names of the three departments he was going to eliminate if he was King of the Forest? He’s been appointed to lead one of ’em: Department … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Hey Guys, remember that time former Libertarian goat rodeo candidate and noted egomaniac Wayne Allyn Root bragged about how he was gonna win Nevada for Hair Führer (spoiler: Trump lost Nevada)? Anyway, he’s miffed to the … Continue reading
The Pride of Utah, Jason Chaffets tells Wolf Blitzer: “I think the endorsement is far different than who you actually vote for.” …and meanwhile his 15-year old daughter rolls her eyes.
Someone in the FBI has really bad taste in Slash-fic by Eric Hananoki: The investigation, based in New York, had not developed much evidence and was based mostly on information that had surfaced in news stories and the book “Clinton Cash,” according … Continue reading
Future-former Senator Ron Johnson, the intellectual solar flair of the Senate, has sumpin’ he want to tell us about climate change: “I’ve never denied climate change. It has always changed, always will,” he said. “The sun has the primary effect … Continue reading
Sweet Oogity-Boogity! D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist, has released a music video featuring the Gatlin Brothers to go with his latest iMovie offering, Hillary’s America: It’s gotten boffo … Continue reading
In which obvious anagram Reince Priebus’ RNC tries their cunning hand at being an ersatz Dr. Evil. Continue reading
Rep. Charlie Dent (R-PA) says that he will introduce a bill next month that will ban discrimination against LGBT people… Wait for it… …with exemptions to allow discrimination by Xristian organizations.