Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Fauci: Kicking Ass, Taking Names

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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Trump: ‘How’d Ya Like That Play, Mary Lincoln’

It’s unbelievable to me that even the Mango Moron would try this: “If you take the blue states out,” [Prznint Stupid] continued, “we’re at a level that I don’t think anybody in the world would be at. We’re really at … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess Of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

“The most dangerous people around the president are overconfident idiots.” —Jared Kushner, overconfident idiot, noted for being frequently around the prznint

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Stable Genius Denies Everything (Confirmations)

It never ends! Now they are trying to say that your favorite President, me, went to Walter Reed Medical Center, having suffered a series of mini-strokes. Never happened to THIS candidate – FAKE NEWS. Perhaps they are referring to another … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Putin Is Smiling

Sweet Jeebus! Of course this happened: 🚨🚨🚨Russian journalists have discovered data from Michigan voter data rolls—including the personal info of 7.6 million Michigan voters—on a Russian hackers’ platform. It also includes voter info from other swing states, including Florida and … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Considered ‘Settling’ Mueller Investigation

Prznint Stupid thought he could deal with The Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac investigation like a lawsuit from a common porn star: One of the crazy nuggets in a deeply reported book by the N.Y. Times’ Michael Schmidt — “Donald Trump v. the … Continue reading

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No D’Uh (Quote of the Day)

LARA TRUMP on NBC’s “WEEKEND TODAY” this morning said that President DONALD TRUMP will be part of the GOP convention “every single night.”

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Stable Genius Says Genius Thing

Prznint Stupid finally figured a way around his terrible polling: Trump says you can't do fair polls of registered voters, only likely voters, because many registered voters have died. — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 20, 2020 Um… how does one … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Self-Owns, Stably

Michelle Obama got under his thin, orange veneer and he tried to punch back, but ended up shooting himself in the junk: Trump disses Michelle Obama: "She was over her head, and frankly, she should've made the speech live, which … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Man In The Senate Speaks!

🎵 Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right… 🎶 Besieged on all sides, Ron Johnson says his probe ‘would certainly’ help Trump win reelection “Sen. Ron Johnson this week said his probe of Obama-era intelligence agencies would … Continue reading

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