Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

And Now, A Musical Interlude from Dinesh D’Souza

Sweet Oogity-Boogity! D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist, has released a music video featuring the Gatlin Brothers to go with his latest iMovie offering, Hillary’s America: It’s gotten boffo … Continue reading

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The Stupid… it BURNS!

Before we sacrifice our constitutionally protected right to privacy at the altar of gender identity politics… https://t.co/wDMwaI94Br — Heritage Foundation (@Heritage) June 29, 2016 Not to put too fine a spin on it, but the right to privacy is what … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, People Dumber than Dolphins, Social Media, transphobia, Twitter, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 3 Comments

RNC: Worst Super Villians Ever

In which obvious anagram Reince Priebus’ RNC tries their cunning hand at being an ersatz Dr. Evil. Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hillary Clinton, People Dumber than Dolphins, Politics, Rat-Effing, snark, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. Dent?

Rep. Charlie Dent (R-PA) says that he will introduce a bill next month that will ban discrimination against LGBT people… Wait for it… …with exemptions to allow discrimination by Xristian organizations.

Posted in Homophobia, People Dumber than Dolphins, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 1 Comment

Eat Your Claim Chowder While It’s Hot, Tom Cotton!

One hopes that noted cake-fiend and infamous seditionist Tom Cotton (R- Tehran) is enjoying his morning bowl of Claim Chowder: Iran Sticks to Deal Capping Nuclear Work, IAEA Monitors Say Iran held to its accord with world powers by keeping … Continue reading

Posted in NeoCons, People Dumber than Dolphins, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, D’Vorce D’Spousa?

Has Obama even once apologized for something that HE has done? — Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) May 27, 2016 …asks D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist. You tell me.

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The Long Arm of the Law and the Short Grasp of the Bundy’s

Noted Constitutional Scholars and Seditionists Ammond and Ryan Bundy are contemplating raising a civil rights suit regarding their experience in the sneezer awaiting their trial(s) (so far): In his conclusion, Arnold said Ammon Bundy may pursue a civil rights lawsuit … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sedition | 9 Comments

Tom Cotton: Statistically You Must Be A Criminal

And what stupid thing is cake-eating uncouth jug-eared Senator Tom Cotton (R-Tehran) saying now? “Take a look at the facts. First, the claim that too many criminals are being jailed, that there is over-incarceration, ignores an unfortunate fact: for the … Continue reading

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Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell says Donald Trump’s past comments on women will likely come back to haunt him because Rendell says “there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women.” …but there is no … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, sexism | 10 Comments

RSVP for Dummies

Then: On Thursday, Facebook billionaire Mark Zuckerberg announced he is planning a “pat conservatives on the head” session with “leading conservatives” to discuss Facebook’s conservative media suppression scandal. Representatives at Facebook have already reached out to Breitbart News. We have … Continue reading

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