Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

The Morning Quote

‘The mistreatment of conservatives and libertarians by tech monopolies is a civil rights issue.” The mistreatment of conservatives and libertarians by tech monopolies is a civil rights issue. #googlememo — Dana Rohrabacher (@DanaRohrabacher) August 10, 2017

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Who’s Firing Corey Lewandowski Today?

The most You’re Fired’ed man in politics, Cory Lewandowski, has been You’re Fired’ed again! “Three sources with knowledge of the situation tell The Daily Beast that the former Trump campaign manager and current informal adviser to the president has been … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, the bane of mooselimbs everywhere, hate radio host Josh Bernstein has a great idea for stopping ter-rah-ist mass killings! Let’s listen for the first minute or so: Trucks. He wants to regulate trucks. What … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served

The president told mainline Protestant pastors he did great with evangelicals. Then asked if they were Christian. https://t.co/XghYKhQxIc pic.twitter.com/g4JrOvbYhP — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) June 2, 2017

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You’re A Special Snowflake, That’s Why

With all of the illegal acts that took place in the Clinton campaign & Obama Administration, there was never a special counsel appointed! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2017 Really makes you think, huh? UPDATE: Doc. Zoom over … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Wow! World Nut Daily has a scoop! WASHINGTON – Superstar Chuck Norris wants everyone to know he’s not looking for a job, but … If President Trump, whom he supported for president in 2016, wants him … Continue reading

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Wanna Refill on that Stupid?

Our longtime, unindicted co-conspirator Scissorhead Distributor Cap read the rest of the Economist article and  sends along this urgent and important update to our Morning’s Stupid: Reporter: The politics of this? Do you need to get Democratic support to get … Continue reading

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Some Stupid for Your Coffee Break?

Hey guys, remember this dude, Raul Labrador? Labrador announced that he’s running for Governor of Idaho in 2018. What with all the (bad?) name recognition he must have gotten from the clip above telling constituents that they are not gonna … Continue reading

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Your Morning Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Raul Labrador (R-ID)

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Some Stupid for Your Coffee, Mo Brooks?

AL.com: “My understanding is that (the new proposal) will allow insurance companies to require people who have higher health care costs to contribute more to the insurance pool,” Brooks said. “That helps offset all these costs, thereby reducing the cost … Continue reading

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