Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Super-Genius Marco Rubio

Posted on December 2, 2021 by tengrain

We’re not saying that Marco Rubio is as dumb as a stump (we’re totally saying that he’s as dumb as a box of rocks), but Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie explains to us how this … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, People Dumber than Dolphins | 1 Comment

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Texas?

Posted on November 29, 2021 by tengrain

Apparently some of the books that Texas Republicans want banned from their schools are atlases. pic.twitter.com/rgX80SJQFh — Merry Pezzulo (@mary_pezzulo) November 29, 2021   And we should note that there are no direct flights from South Africa to Mexico. So … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Greg Abbott, immigration, People Dumber than Dolphins, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, White Punks on Dope | 18 Comments

The Comedy Stylings of Lauren Boebert

Posted on November 24, 2021 by tengrain

On Newsmax, Lauren Boebert challenges Madison Cawthorn to a sprint, with the winner getting to have Kyle Rittenhouse as their intern pic.twitter.com/ZLi9mmxlN6 — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 24, 2021 There’s something so creepy about negotiating who “gets to have” a … Continue reading →

Posted in Madison Cawthorn, People Dumber than Dolphins, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 9 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Q-Spiracists?

Posted on November 23, 2021 by tengrain

Stood-up again! At least 100 QAnon supporters convinced JFK is coming back are still in Dallas. Today they stood on a bridge over Dealey Plaza for the anniversary of the assassination, but JFK and JFK Jr. never showed. pic.twitter.com/fJTbc7p7iT — … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy | 11 Comments

America Baffled: Trump Writes Book, Is Literate?

Posted on November 19, 2021 by tengrain

This item in Axios’s email thingie caught my eye (all the weird formatting and enigmatic bullet usage is theirs): Former President Trump plans his first post-presidency book — “Our Journey Together,” featuring 300+ official White House photographs. A picture book. He … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins | 20 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. 3-Names?

Posted on November 17, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Madge is still at it: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) said Tuesday that she has accumulated $63,000 in fines for refusing to wear a mask on the House floor, with additional fines likely to be imposed as she continues to … Continue reading →

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene, masks, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Vaccine | 8 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on November 16, 2021 by tengrain

This guy doesn’t spin so good: .@SenJohnBarasso refuses to give direct answer when pressed by @GStephanopoulos on former Pres. Trump appearing to defend Jan. 6 rioters who chanted “hang Mike Pence” in interview with @JonKarl, says: “The Republican Party is … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, People Dumber than Dolphins | 6 Comments

Notable Loser Loses Again

Posted on November 9, 2021 by tengrain

Hair Füror lost his bid: Former President Donald Trump filed an emergency request to a federal judge late Monday night to prevent the National Archives from sending sensitive records to Jan. 6 committee investigators by Friday. And just after midnight, … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Vermont Republicans?

Posted on November 8, 2021 by tengrain

You cannot make up merde like this: GOP schedules ‘Let’s go Brandon’ rally in Brandon, Vt. Vermont’s Republican Party has scheduled a “Let’s go Brandon” rally — to be held in the city of Brandon, Vt. The chant has become … Continue reading →

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins | 12 Comments

Some Sunday Afternoon Stupid?

Posted on November 7, 2021 by tengrain

I didn’t think that it was theoretically possible for anyone to be dumber than Ted Cruz, but I had not considered the possibility of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan to take up the challenge: (Hat tip my pal @steverocks35 … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, People Dumber than Dolphins | 6 Comments