Category Archives: Wash Yo Hands Fools

Claim Chowder, Missouri-Style is Served!

Posted on May 29, 2020 by

Hey guys remember this? You know the Bobbing Bubba in Possum Hollar on Memorial Day Weekend? Take it away, Columbia Tribune: A Boone County resident who began feeling symptoms of COVID-19 while at the Lake of the Ozarks generated a … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 8 Comments

GOP Treachery Reaches A New Low

Posted on May 29, 2020 by

This is the best, raw, outraged response to Republican fuckery I’ve seen yet. Shorter version: The GOP caucus in PA covered up their Trump-Virus status while campaigning to open up the state, and likely infected untold hundreds of staffers, employees, … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Claim Chowder is Served, Wisconsin-Style

Posted on May 28, 2020 by

45 minutes after the bars open in Wisconsin…. pic.twitter.com/xqaDlS6ajP — Nick's bar (@nicksonsec) May 14, 2020 Remember those people rushing the bars, oh, 2 weeks TO THE DAY? KENOSHA, Wis. — Kenosha County has seen a 20 percent spike in … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Crazeee States, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wisconsin | 7 Comments

100,000+

Posted on May 28, 2020 by

The U.S. Trump-Virus death toll officially passed 100,000 people in less than four months. Pause and consider that number. From Prznint Stupid’s incredible incompetence, so many Americans have needlessly died, and the survivors (so far) are fighting about [checks notes] … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 5 Comments

Trump-Virus

Posted on May 27, 2020 by

The LATimes has a feature piece up on The Silent Spreaders of the Trump-Virus and it is worth your time to read: Health experts say it can take a few days from the time a person becomes infected, and could … Continue reading →

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Cause Meets Effect, Part Infinity

Posted on May 26, 2020 by

So, Possum Hollar, how’s the Trump-Virus HOAX treating ya? “Twenty U.S. states reported an increase in new cases of COVID-19 for the week ended May 24, up from 13 states in the prior week, as the death toll from the … Continue reading →

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Be Better

Posted on May 26, 2020 by

LATimes email thingie: It made for some incongruous pictures: As people flocked to beaches and parks, public health experts made a new round of appeals for physical distancing and face coverings. Judging from several scenes around the country, not everyone … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, holidays, masks, Memorial Day, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

Those Who Help Themselves, part infinity

Posted on May 23, 2020 by

So hows that Bathing in the Blood of Christ working out? A CDC report released Tuesday, underscoring the risks of states reopening, traced the first significant cases in Arkansas to a cluster of infections tied to a church in early … Continue reading →

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The Buffet Is Open

Posted on May 19, 2020 by

Tiger Beat’s afternoon email thingie: PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP is attending the Senate GOP lunch today in the Capitol. — THE NOTICE sent to GOP offices said that the “buffet will open early at noon.” Buffet. In the era of Covid-19. … Continue reading →

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Georgeduh On Our Minds

Posted on May 18, 2020 by

The Great Stet of Georgeduh released this startling graph of their infections as they slam into their two-weeks of opening-up their economy. It appears we Libs were totally wrong and we’re a bunch of patriot-hating, crying snowflakes and… What’s that, … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Georgeduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 8 Comments