Category Archives: Vaccine

News of the Trump-Virus Vaccine

The FDA is set to announce tougher standards for emergency authorization of a coronavirus vaccine, which would make it all but impossible to approve a vaccine before the exciting conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo. So as long as the … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Vaccine | 8 Comments

To Mask, Or Not To Mask

Yesterday, CDC Director Robert Redfield told senators that masks are the most powerful public-health tool the U.S. has against coronavirus, and might even provide more guaranteed protection than an eventual vaccine: I will continue to appeal for all Americans, all … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 15 Comments

The Afternoon Quote

“I trust vaccines, I trust scientists, but I don’t trust Donald Trump, and at this moment, the American people can’t, either.”

Posted in Joe Biden, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Vaccine | 7 Comments

Citizens Don’t Trust Mango-Hued Prznint For Some Reason, Go Figure

The WaPo tells us… A roster of celebrities including Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson endorsed it. A corporate coalition led by Microsoft rallied tens of thousands of recovered coronavirus patients to donate their blood plasma, rich in antibodies, to help treat … Continue reading

Posted in Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Liars, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Vaccine | 3 Comments

Raggedy Anthrax Tries Gaslighting USA For Kicks, I Guess?

.@PressSec says Obama & Biden “promised a vaccine” for Covid-19 in 2016? Although Covid-19 first appeared in 2020? wut? https://t.co/AYettFtgEB — Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) September 8, 2020  

Posted in Pandemics, Vaccine | 11 Comments

October Surprises, Cont. (Trump-Virus, Part Infinity)

And now, an update on the state of play of the Trump-Virus: Debate rages over whether FDA should use emergency powers to clear a coronavirus vaccine early “With concerns growing about the politicization of the FDA amid a botched White … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Vaccine | 12 Comments

New Snake Oil Announcement!

Guys, Raggedy Anthrax has an announcement! News conference with President @realDonaldTrump at 6 pm tomorrow concerning a major therapeutic breakthrough on the China Virus. Secretary Azar and Dr. Hahn will be in attendance. — Kayleigh McEnany (@PressSec) August 23, 2020 … Continue reading

Posted in Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Testing, Vaccine | 8 Comments

The New Cold War: Trump-Virus Vaccine!

Comrade Stupid’s BFF, Russian President Vladimir ‘pooty-poot’ Putin announced that Russia has beaten the rest of the world in the race to find a Trump-Virus vaccine.  The vaccine has not gone to clinical trials and has only been tested on … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Pooty-Poot Putin, Vaccine | 14 Comments

Mike Pence: The Hercules of Liars

Axios’ afternoon Trump-Virus email thingie tells us that walking termite buffet, Vice President Mike Pence wrote an op-ed for the Wall $treet Journal, in which he may have accidentally said sumpin’ true-ish: “There Isn’t a Coronavirus ‘Second Wave,’” Pence wrote, … Continue reading

Posted in Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, Testing, Vaccine | 13 Comments

100,000+

The U.S. Trump-Virus death toll officially passed 100,000 people in less than four months. Pause and consider that number. From Prznint Stupid’s incredible incompetence, so many Americans have needlessly died, and the survivors (so far) are fighting about [checks notes] … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 5 Comments