Category Archives: vaccine mandates

Libtards To Be Totally Pwn’ed Today

Hey guys, remember the convoy driving to DC to protest against the federal pandemic mandates (that don’t actually exist? And I might add wistfully “if only!”) – it’s heading to the beltway today: [M]embers of a truck convoy were seen … Continue reading

Posted in Hygiene Theater, mask mandate, Pandemics, vaccine mandates, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

GOP Keeps On Truckin’

The Republicans are coming, the Republicans are coming: WASHINGTON – An organizer of one of the truck convoys headed to D.C. later this week says there are plans to shut down the Capital Beltway. “We will be along the Beltway … Continue reading

Posted in mask mandate, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, vaccine mandates, Vaccine Passports | 8 Comments

Honk, If You Love Rand Paul [Crickets ensue]

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a conman from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in masks, Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, vaccine mandates | 16 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Get your Quatloos out, the betting windows are open: we wager that in 10 days to 2 weeks, Iowa becomes a hot Trump-Virus spot: Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds announced Thursday that she will soon end public health … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, Iowa, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Anti-Vaxxers?

The WaPo tells us that the vast majority of service members have complied with the Pentagon’s August order mandating coronavirus vaccinations, but you know, true patriots, yadda, yadda, yadda: The U.S. Army said Wednesday that it would immediately begin removing … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Science, vaccine mandates | 10 Comments

And In Local News

Another anti-vaxxer from the Peoples Republic of Seattle is down… BREAKING: ⁦@KIRONewsradio⁩ has been able to confirm Trooper LaMay died after a battle with Covid. He famously quit over vaccine mandates, saying in a viral video in his last WSP … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Science, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 9 Comments

Area Anti-Vaxxer Death Panels Self

I just cannot: Man Can’t Get Heart Transplant Because He’s Not Vaccinated Against COVID BOSTON (CBS) – David Ferguson is speaking out passionately on behalf of his son DJ. He says the 31-year-old is fighting for his life at Brigham … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Science, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 18 Comments

Sorry Anti-Vaxxers, It’s Public Health and Safety in Public Schools

The LATimes email thingie tells us that once again, California is leading the way: California students would be required to be immunized for COVID-19 under a bill introduced Monday that will offer backup to districts like L.A. Unified that have … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, Science, Vaccine, vaccine mandates, War on Medicine, War on Science | 5 Comments

And In New Mexico…

The teachers are sick, but you know, send your kids to school anyway: [New Mexico] Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham on Wednesday announced the initiative, which encourages state workers and National Guard members to volunteer to become licensed as substitute teachers … Continue reading

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, mask mandate, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Vaccine, vaccine mandates, Vaccine Passports | 3 Comments

SCOTUS Decides Virus Has More Bodily Autonomy Than Women

In a bizarre bit of legal-fu, the Supreme Court has decided that President Handsome Joe Biden’s corporate vaccine mandate stepped on the rights of (the virus? Corporations?) to infect and kill workers: The Supreme Court on Thursday blocked the Biden … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Pandemics, SCOTUS, vaccine mandates, War on Women | 6 Comments