Category Archives: vaccine mandates

Saddle-Up Another Goat (Maybe?)

A famous family name is toying with entering the 2024 Goat Rodeo to primary President Handsome Joe Biden: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said Friday he’s thinking about running for president, but it would be a very different kind of campaign … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, RFK Jr., Science, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 13 Comments

Gym Jordan Presents…

So… this happened: House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan on Friday subpoenaed the Department of Justice, the FBI and the Department of Education for documents as part of its investigation into whether a Justice Department strategy to address threats against teachers … Continue reading

Posted in Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Gym Jordan, mask mandate, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, The New Confederacy, vaccine mandates, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 15 Comments

Have They Tried Fish Tank Cleaner?

Good work, anti-Vaxxers: A rapidly growing measles outbreak in Columbus, Ohio — largely involving unvaccinated children — is fueling concerns among health officials that more parent resistance to routine childhood immunizations will intensify a resurgence of vaccine-preventable diseases. Most of … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Science, Vaccine, vaccine mandates, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

GOP Rallies to Expose The Troops!

This is too stupid: A massive bill setting defense policy is likely to end the military vaccine mandate, a source familiar with the negotiations tells CNN, coming on the heels of intense GOP lobbying to kill the mandate and acceptance … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 3 Comments

Libtards To Be Totally Pwn’ed Today

Hey guys, remember the convoy driving to DC to protest against the federal pandemic mandates (that don’t actually exist? And I might add wistfully “if only!”) – it’s heading to the beltway today: [M]embers of a truck convoy were seen … Continue reading

Posted in Hygiene Theater, mask mandate, Pandemics, vaccine mandates, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

GOP Keeps On Truckin’

The Republicans are coming, the Republicans are coming: WASHINGTON – An organizer of one of the truck convoys headed to D.C. later this week says there are plans to shut down the Capital Beltway. “We will be along the Beltway … Continue reading

Posted in mask mandate, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, vaccine mandates, Vaccine Passports | 8 Comments

Honk, If You Love Rand Paul [Crickets ensue]

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a conman from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Get your Quatloos out, the betting windows are open: we wager that in 10 days to 2 weeks, Iowa becomes a hot Trump-Virus spot: Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds announced Thursday that she will soon end public health … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, Iowa, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Anti-Vaxxers?

The WaPo tells us that the vast majority of service members have complied with the Pentagon’s August order mandating coronavirus vaccinations, but you know, true patriots, yadda, yadda, yadda: The U.S. Army said Wednesday that it would immediately begin removing … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Science, vaccine mandates | 10 Comments

And In Local News

Another anti-vaxxer from the Peoples Republic of Seattle is down… BREAKING: ⁦@KIRONewsradio⁩ has been able to confirm Trooper LaMay died after a battle with Covid. He famously quit over vaccine mandates, saying in a viral video in his last WSP … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Science, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 9 Comments